WATCH YOUR JOBS
WINKING
LIGHTS
ARE TAKING OVER
W
By James Wickenden
'THE CHINA' MAIL, 'MONDAY," NOVEMBER, 29; '1954.
INKING lights in This kind of
directa "thinking" ent programme
it through semi-deserted fne be automatic in many spheres the meat complicated calculă- of work. The only two ro- tions by specifying each step at tories may replace
u tine. Concretis are: that the data be millies of workers in A standardized and that the prob-
industrial revolution. Jem
solved by pre-Bet Britain's top Nationa i calculations,
New
can be
Laboratory in to study the The application of "brains"
creation of "brains" to run to factories automatically.
Such chungen may run comp They may do more than space travel
or nuclear
shape twentieth
power
to
conluzy 1
busines
fael, what plan- dramatically show HUA AIVAN, If the right action fatuation can be decided, When the can be endel ง
urses, the pre- situation ogany dicted solution can be applied.
Already automatic "brain" are automatically spreading in y spheres
wenther
forecasting to Industrial chemical productions. from muchsur research to offer accounting
a decade
I re-owned catering canony
Doesn't Stop
the co-
This is what the "bras" d
thousands of tunes faster First to be feel will likely be hust
However, In than anan. Britain's two milion clerks
rent think like many; seisah marihlias prater does
directed Fay human - nationd until WELF
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electronic computoes
well as
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repetitions
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In the
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The "brain" then hums and glows-with the Samme exactness and speed at the end of an eight-hour day as at the And it does not stop for start.
smoke and refreshment. ITI net, it is a super donkey for the Once dull grind of thinking. man worked vit for ti the master inspiration,
Thus the machines cuti never govern inan; they need to be told how to think and never learn more. But future mechines will give uncanny Imitations of human thought. They will carry on intelligent conversation
chess--more than play humans achieve.
and
BOTTIC But, if caught it, they will be unable to cor- rect theinselves unless the emer- in the pro- Hency la foreseen
Kramme
The sinking feeling comes The essential struchiotan pul
inventing to the inachutte called the the idea of them
work out the tro- Tha Tex The zochne lo gramine
alt machine what fo de urter grammes except
reumtslanners it will mest The impossible
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that
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What's So Funny
About Being
Married?
NHR joke has
been 0311
1s
BY ANNE SHARPLEY
Any deviallon from this role Isa eye for a laugh
the
for Similarly,
pattern wives reads like Just history
Te long enough, it
1
takes
Mange are The Mussos brev
best made
feast, ask
M *finantsage
10
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A wife should be:
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1
of
one woman, "Whaly No
Perl Mal red E
engitw.llop
arby.us example, Malugan has analysed
miny 50 rttute jokes and fount
Wh
I
ta 1.
tand.nded
hebory mood thought
T
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amidy hoe veovalve may dy
[TPLAT things pick
screws
vut Ix.x. And the hot fu these on a chise
In; check for lightness.
With
chelie
1 [
1h 17
* A pdte whach war tos de Zandund the were the **
nong the wide
The mate, he explains, uses to drilat. WINA
(1) A mupplicant for money: 42) Submissive; (3) Slane and cook,
Reconciled to marriage as cans of Cronamie
onf
L'eurity
Mrs
Man's view
WAT
k them deed small
Perlis's conclusión the jukes Motmovem analsrest, although current, pre- that a combination of ridicule septed on red-fushtonai pieture and anachronism leads to ten- of the
separate rules of husband sion and unhappiness for wives..
although the men might And It
A Wife
1. g Incheste a amusing
to face andag serta
the
and
t cell
entrels cans 132 to changing fucts" X-rays, elceti me
F ex maple the base pattern handle such tasks par15
show
honda that he
the
The clock in mechant Arres
41) Head of the house; may also replatively tackle a
1 large of all coal- simple problem. He compares
order giving his wife set amounts will igure stuck
sale tradural reluctance, estimated figure, the rate of delivery of a tendan line of goals. Fun the result
whether
De knows nrare.
"This
1
is
Not ucristomed to any Jumsehold jobs;
I seened only fair to ask a man for his comments on Mrs Berli
Mr resurch.
Mayo the Wingate,
Street Harley pychologist, en-operated.
" is the little boy in man always trying to dominate the weman," he said umblushingly. "Jokes are just man's way of Often 64) Neconciled to marriage as trying to go one better,
constantly makes women has In child-
a nevessary coll
a
who Jokes disparaging either been spoilt
hone or had a constant battle
to dominate a sister of similar
*
age
He is trying to dominate his wife as he did his mother, or is waging wer with her us he did with his sister,
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PEKING TREATMENT OF MINORITIES
NE
of the great problems
facing
('ommunist China
is but of its
minority
By Walter Kolarz
nationalities. the local nationalismo" of the include Mengols, mint rities. --Big-nation cho -
Thais, vindin" and "real pationism Uighurs, Tibetans,
which
Koreans and many
EUX 10
s-called
other terms burrowed from the Soviet vucabulary. The Chinese ethnic groups over 60 in mage of the expression *ocul all. They total about 40, Vroulism"
particularly million people-a small per- Chamois
recadia that centage of the population house of persons belonging
ninaity groups, I of the Chinese Republic, Soles Hurrs have been view but as they live mostly in popped.
area, honailsis," sparsely populated they occupy almost half of China's vust territory.
The minority question is also important, however, because the Peking Govern ment has already started to publicise for the benefit of Asians,
achievements the of Communist policy in this feld.
Some
The Chinese experiment is only at its beginnings, but there be little doubt that the Chinese Communist Party tur 2014
buck on
of the promises it made to the trans- Chinese nationalities in order to enhance its popa'arity are, ex pand its influence.
able, for they were A rather
In privileged KrOUD
The
This
to 77het
than
the
way in culery interested an a which the Sovet Cunstilullen dealt with the minoties pic lern.
The Buma proper eonalitule 65 peretat of the population of the country, and the most im- portant of the other nationalities
reth Karens wao amber cze
MR FLYNN FINDS IT AWKWARD
By Thomas Wiseman
Rome.
To been giving the 'Hollywood couples.
Europeana a demonstra- tion of how to live with fame and like it this past week.
The Mel Ferrers ond the Enrol Flynns operate very different
serving them And after ob-
in action when their paths crossed in Rome, I must report that they are hot equally successful.”
The novicos-Mel Ferrer and Audrey Hepburn-secluded be- hind closed shutters and serwens of palm trees, were giving vent. to that old heart-cry: We want to be left alone. They wed pot
The old hands. Erol Flynn and Patzkee Wymore, expressed no destro to be left alone, and were not
HIRED GUARDS
To reach the Ferrers i drove for half un hour to an isolated Out- vilia high above the BOG.
ide the villa hired guards
patrol day and night to dis-
courage uninvited guests.
When I called-just before they felt T trip Ameter- dum-they wene having coffee among the flowers,
the grape- Vines rad the six cats that go with 1.0 via, and serving the last pice: of their everlasting wedding cake.
That
Japaness puppet State of Mat- chukub
For other
nationalities who
all malim, and the Shan live in the peripheral territories With cup milion. The minori- of the Chinese People's Republic, problem was 5.ved by the
nationalities a communist
public including live States for stry back
ihe Burmese. Karens, policy mounsa
ihric development * Kag, 1, and Ki ahms vispectively, The Ferrers did not go much applies, first of
well Li the entir "specti | into town. One they Bold, virtually Independent of the China which hat they tried shopping and were 1951, has been "liberated"
nobbed.
discouraged and has returned into leaders of Gonimuist and The
further expeditions. China hays de lured on various family of the peoples of China.
no more
with a YCTX policy has imitated the Soviet Chinese province
But it is not in every doubtful autonomy. The two of model
figures copy of the Soviet great traditional prototype. While there may be. Tibor, the Datat- Lama, holder little difference between of temporal power, and Pan-
Lama,
reveral practical polletes of the Soviet chen and Chinese Communiats, there spirituai
lender, are at tha is a considerable discrepantry in mercy of a fundamentally anime in Buema od living in- theory, in which the Soviets religious regime.
Some stitution wallen Russia it is show greater generosity.
Even more meaningless than only a facade,
of Tibet is that the autoriomy of Inner
Mongolia, usually cited by the Chinese Communists
occusdons that their nationalities
MEANINGLESS
the of
FOR instance, the Soviet, Cany
stitution pays lip-service to the right of secession from the
Tegista
is now
the scine of Ure attribut: ef a State, Dk Burma really borrow its fedraal set-up from the Sovie Constitution? At first glance, it may sevm that Buna has indies coplex sum: of ils features, matrace, there is a Chamber of Mationalities in Burma, parallel to the Counell (Soviet) et No- tionalities ed the USSR - but se the difference that Parlis-
a
a particular show-plete of
minorities
pollegion
however, the
FEDERALISM
For
is FURTHERMORE, the Burmese -
OD"
minted by the Chinese Com- Constitution contains provi mimists. Moreover, Chinese sions regarding the right of seces- Soviet Union. Chinese
an
has been predominance
safe- rien of membr-States from the tlon, on the other hand, states uerdesi the amalgamation Union. This, too, might have been
Guarded by Thase original pledges were that all minority terrorkestare of the region in January 1954 inspired by Soviet example. Bul
of the Cluses with Sulyan The Party pro- integral parta far-reaching.
Province which if one examines closer how this 1937 Kramme of
called
for People's Republic, On paper, although originally a Mongol right of secession is formulated loral zelf-determination and at least, the Soviet Union is area, is now 00 percent Chinese. in Russia and in Burma autonomy" for the Mungols, federation of 10 sovereign' an
The Peking Peoples' Dally said will discover a tremendous dis- Muslims and other national pubiles within which there exist
February 20 that the par- crepancy. In the
Soviet Con. minorities. In 1945, when the minor autonomous
territories
in stution the right at secession were The new China is a centralisk Helpation of mere Chinese
the autonomous region would is mentioned in the most gen- Chiese
State which includes a number
Jaw
has sigul power.
give greater
opportunities for eral terms. No Soviet of territories endowed with. iT - determination" "noubnal self
ever specified how secession is the Chinese people to assist the such was no longer mentioned, but special status,
Nur rotiferly mation" in the work to be carried out, and no niem- aulonbmõus at least the Party leaders were lotus regions,
construction.
other bec of a minority nationality in
which are admhistrative tricts between countries, and regions.
Communists
Lite
*
OL
of
In
ever
Soon thay hope to bring the New York "Ondine," success in which they starred while they were falling in love, to London. They are also plan ning to film the play while they are there,
They should
be able to rent сому castle in England with all ancient conveniences, such as mont and drawbridge, in which they can ilvo undla turbed.
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To and the Flynns is con- derably simpler. You walk Into the dignised marble and tile residence, Palace Hotel, and nsk, the
hall porter to phone through to the Flynns Flynn'a secretary then comes down and takes you up to them. There are no guards and you do not need a visa.
KEPT IN BED
suite.
I found Flynn, looking rather plumper about the chin, examin- Ing a present from America: a a long pyjama top dealgued for those people who to wear pyjama bottoms.
sleep robe, dared to ask
explicit about the rights the counteles und autonomous chous, words, the Chinese Communists liussia-ne
do not like have taken the inner Mongol fer such a law to be passed. In
minorities were to enjoy und r
Addressin th their rule. Seventh Congress of the Chinese Communist Party, Mao Tse-tung called for respect
and religious beliefs national minorities
for
the
the
languages, customs, traditions
of
TONED DOWN
was
however, THIS pledge.
considerably toned down in
so-called
Pro- Common
A:st
the gramme
cf 1949, the
Autonomous
Region
more R into their hands. terci- thoroughly About 170 autonomous
that the Mongols being told set up, only they must have been
consider Chinese
50 of them at and above county domination as "brotherly help." level and therefore with some 'political Importance. The others comprise only tiny areas, tre- quently only a single village or small groups of villages, (called ksinngs).
on
CAMOUFLAGE
must
na, the right of secession is academic being un
Con- The Burneso
down the pro-
Pole.
lays
The
pleased with it.
He looked "I have to get some coplest by cedure for secession in six cx-
my tailor," he said. There was plicit articles,
a second one for his wife. Includes one It also
very essential
which article
It was ten to one and he had by
only just got up. federalism
The reason stands or falls and
for this late morning which figures in no Communist
was ex- The
plained to me. article says
He had been Communist at constitution. Quite a number of China's HS Chinese
that
warned that he must not eat or each Government of Burma Hitude towards the Mongols, new autonomous units seem to
dink before 2.30, when he was similar to
contain at least one re- therefore, is very have been founded with an that
cite to go under an anaesthetic of the Russian
Com presentative of each of the ave the notions of Southeast
to have some States.
abscesses in his.. appointment of smaller Asin. A case in point is the munists towards the
Film mouth attended to. people from the minority AM Thai Autonomous Region la maionalities of Soviet
positions Southwest Yunman,
which has is a patronising, colonfallat tonalities to leading
The only way has now become
of stopping atutude
with in the State enmouflaged about 200,000 inhabitants,
Flynn from eating or drinking, Another newly-organised du,
phraser about
"brotherhood" practical policy. Burma's firat
I was informed, was by keeping Commander-in-Chiet wag and co-operation. tonomous territory which might
Karen The Arst President of
him in bed. So he was kept in bed. le the Korean Au. Patient Asif*** comiry to be tonomous Region Southeast influnced by Sovict experience Manchuria. It har 758,000--ing in thò fled of minorities policy. habitants, whom 75 percent are When in 1947 the Burmese wire Koreans. But whether Die Ongaged in drawing up a Cen-
Constitution of the Chinese continually Communist State, and in the draft Constitution publish- most repressed.
ed in June 1954. Both "Men are afraid of ridicule, these documents declare am- of seeming nalve - #1 feeling biguously that the minoriues be intended which can date back to school will enjoy the right to the abroad, A man has to hold his preservation or alteration of head high and appear a man their customs, traditions and
the world. เ
He is always religious belicta."" afrid that incapacities (1 any) might become known.
dayn,
Going out
to
10
"Women are sensitive bumour of this kind because of their
greater loyally marriage. They like to give the impression that their marriage is very happy, and dislike any
thing running down their own or anyone else's marriage, Indeed, marriage c ah In- stitution,
Од
"It is, unfortunately, not in their nature to hit back with similar weapons. It is astonish- ing what women will put up with before they admi their marriage, dar, failed."
tho
jokes
to
17
for propaganda China is not the only multi- Burma- was a Shan.
RESOLUTION
Both Consiltutions denounce Koreans of Manchuria are bet stilution or that now states tolerance is extended to simultaneously tho "big-nation ter off for having an au- they looked all over the world chauvinim" of the Chinese and tonomous region is question- for models, and they were parti- point where Burma scores over
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By LES ARMOUR
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religions as well, another the Communist States, Burma is a predominantly Buddhist coun Bry
but the Constitution recognises other religions. Hinduism Islam, Christianity,
Animler and
are expressly mentioned. Both Muslims and Christians occupy
Mutstanding positions in
Government service For Instance the
Ja a Minter of Education Roman Catholle, nnui the Burmese Ambassador to Thai- land à Muslim.
|
But now lynn was up and he sald: "Toy hall with
and poured filmferit mund me q'couplo
of long gins and tonic.........
"I can sympathise with Ferper and Audrey," he said. *Votk might not think so, but I don't like living in the limelight,. either. Nobody likes bring stared at. And if you happen to be with
a pretty girl you shouldn't be with, it can be dashed awkward, old boy.
"
FALSE NOSE
"But if I want toʻbe alone,"I prit dut, to aca, in
my yacht. Then I offend no one. If you'ro in this business of being a film. star, publicity is something you've got to live with. Beulder it's your life-blood."
of
Another Flynn way avoiding unwelcome attention is the method of the false novo and the rectangular spectacios.
Not long ago, the Burmese of the tower class London. 17HEN is a woman not a pretty girls.
statistical correlations between Parliament passed a remarkablo
resolution, calling for split Perhaps the same tíoygintas:piġ production and strawberry and moral measures that would. woman? When she, is went through this young growing do 1 Patagonia, or help to overcome greed, hatred called one by the Caterham lady's mind 09 must have whatever it is that highband decelt. Thero
said But thing promise
three, out in and Warlington Times; drifted through the minds of are concerned with nowadays. Istraighten themselves
the Burmese Parliament, were the proper Bostonians who future. Mr Wingate be among other times.
erected the public, conveniencen Furthermore, we are assured at the root of all the violence,
destruction llevesvorni subjects of marriaga
and conflagration
"You should have seen that Anyhow, the editor of this on their famous common. One by Prof. A. J. Ayer, the great destru
of them Bays. "Gentlemen, pirlosopher at words, that did consuming mankind.
Indeed,
nosey" said Flynn, “Mottled 'and. are on the way out. The rustic chronicle received henpecked husband dis- blistering communique, in which tended stigma: being that a
is
the other. "Woman-tko ・ sh- Bentonition of woman is 'greed, hatred and décelt werd
red and pimply and twisted to eliminated then all racial prob human female." appearing
is more a young Indy noted that she lady would wait until she got to class oneself with
ono sido as if lis owner had long as there
To object to this is either lems of the world would dis- equality Imont-the. ́erxes, As | "strongly
been over-indulging, in alcohol. objecti to being home,
the appear. In passing its resolu for the wife having to nag for described as a woman. When
When I put it on with my almis, with the angels floa, the Burmese Parliament money: that is a sinte of altairs used by newspaper reportern,
vith the other wax, And no, implicitly drew attention to the rectangular reading glasses
people would take one look, which Is rapidly
Indy would presume to do any difference between the Com being res this, dorim has a certain stigma.” Yet there, „ia, still some
me, feel sorry for guy with munist neid thoughtful not versod.
about.
very odd about this proones: 14òng things, th "Mm cccrpt kitchen duties a young lady, woll
"of thought, *** Rattleulgety
#bugin to radow that a Communist approach towards such a nose, and look the other a matter of course now."
face problems. The Communist way Only one thing, then, sen highwow of the art order
educated, and refined, and view of the relevenco toy is also a word,
proper Highbrow.
belleves in monstires of compul- Fertips she would't mind if
Flynn's next stop is Munieb, remain. That
along the humanitarian or whom he will war in King's 30 there..
had always... folti that the word bighbrows were very distinctly z hdwapaper reporters, E
rodigiously aninded non-Com- Rhapsody Thora aro- no women any women, and not laciée. « Lación/ fin, then, it's a fese country, But practice can accomplish more, only young ladies, old - are Dipermindner and scorneign|Alla maana newpap | most things: Perhaps even this, | fatias- asă, portage
to
1 most women's crashing inability to
tall a story well.
*ris
mulat obthey solutions Ihr Adoles to Audrey Hepburn | Lifting the individual, tozu und Hal Farrer: Get a sacht
higharboral level,
Ia set of falte nONS.