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By CHAPMAN PINCHER
T will
16
of
THOUSANDS of smokers mended by a St Bartholemow's they can dodge the dangers carrot leaves, one part of bul- Ti consists of 10 parts of aried of tobacco after reading the ush latest
fluff, and doctors.
What precautions chain-smoking doctors
one part report from the dried leavoo of wild watermint,
ing themselves?
are
The mixture is barely smoke. able, but is belloved to be safe, tak- however, while fully accepting Most of the smoking doctors,
the medical Andings, poem to
They
be
Some have stopped amok- be doing nothing about them. ing completely. They have
argue that since the given up cigarettes by findings show you have to effort of strongthened to run much risk and they have all smoke heavily for several years by fear of the consequences, already been smoking, Bay, 20
A few nro chewing
the sweets years,
damago overcome the
urge, but done, most have weathered the "with-
Then they light shother drawal symptoms" without cigaretio. I only possible
assistatico. THE
way to you, and there is hardly any your waistcoat up- point in doing that.
They have straply stood side down is to put your legs Beerhampton Beacon
to the boredom, Tustration and Through the arm-holes, and poli SKED by Mr Gooseboote depression, which are all ampli- it up.
whether the question of
fed out of proportion when the addlet Colonel Bottle's
sucktenly
stops smoking, noso could not have been left to the imagina-believing that a clean cut is the tion of the audience, Mr Tinstall only successful way to stop. hesitated.
I know two doctors who are Mr Snapdriver sald that he thought that the entireying the "stop-gu" ture for
which high access is claimed, cong, which WOJ in execrable
wear
Even then, you will find that you can only button it behind
could have been left to the
JACOBY Imagination. He suggested that
ON BRIDGE
Should Have Been Easy for South
This tobacco
up
involves keeping the title, "Jolly Old Colonel Bottle," would not give anyone then smoking
for three weeks
Arki of the calm and de-
as heavily as English Sunday
two days, and so 017)
a picture corum of
Baby A-bombs
THE Rumalans bave #olved the secret of the "baby" atom bomb-the scaled-down
enn be weapon which
used Гог local tactically
attacks against marsed
rsed troops. surprise development
This
atom
tho
evening. As for the Madon
term Eventually the sight of a nature of the explosive and ito
was
concert.
Cockiccarrot;
A real hi Jest?
Beacon."
Dollo
(13
is
said to
a been discovized by Brius U.S. and Canadian scientists who have analysed the radio- active dust drifting from In the last six WEEKS, off Russia
when beveral Soviet weapons have been tested.
The
analysts revealed
is now certain that power. It the NATO Forces can no longer rely on a monopoly of tactical atom weapons,
It has
been proved that the Rusafans have also devised D way
making powerful weapons containing anty Q fraction
This
of
of the amount of
possible for
cigaretto is
make the to a milliary gentleman's former smoker feel sick. nese, it
Others are making the most pure music-hall, | and had no place in n Sunday of the medical ding that not until people smoke 15 or more Is this Beacon cigarettes e
e day is the risk of By OSWALD JACOBY
a coarse contracting lung ohnoer high. or simply
They have cut their cigarette WHEN your part bids two Tinstall: Colonel Vults,
rotion to what they believe is a atomic explosive once belleved you are usually ex- supposed to have lived nour this safe 10 but some of them to be necessary. pected to indicate which suit you place.
doubt their ability to keep it so, prefer. It's very hard to give Gooneboote: In the song, you especially at week-ends. such a preference with a single-meun?
A few have tried to change ton, but in some enses thus is the
Snapdriver: The place has onto a pipe, which the scientists doubles and possibly trebles the correct procedure.
existence outside the song. The rute safer. But, except in the In today's hand, for example, Tie was
bylously put In to use of men who previously South bid and jump-bid his appent to the less educated part smoked both pipe and cigarettes, spodes before showing the hearts. of the audience.
the switch-over has failed. This indicated that he had a
Cocklecarrot: Yet we are told They seem to have little faith strong six-card spade suit and thot the mayor shook
within filter tipe and holders North could laughter. only four hearts.
We will
hear designed to trap tobacco tar. thenolure be sure that the com- Mrs Wiberaft's evidence. bited hands held seven spedes Spinach Found in jungle and only six heurts.
DEPORTS about horse in Hence North should have max Wiltshire which can whistle to four spades instead of passlag must
carefully over the double of four hearts.
vestigated- forget why, 1 Four spades would have been think the eye or, rather, car- witness who said that the sound was caused by some fault in the
22 very normal contract, and South would have had no inable
making his game together with
bo very
now
in-
One doctor 1 know persevering with cigarettes made from a tobacco substituto recom-
POPULAR RECORDS
g's breathing is likely to be an over trick or two. At the an-
bearer the mark than the mort Itinl contract of four hearts, romantle people who expect u South had a real struggle.
Port of butcher's by West opened his singleton dia-formance of "Lonesome Lou." mond, und South won with the Even if a horse could whistle. why should it want to? What Hood would it do, even in Wilt "spectacular,"
TELEVISION'S Arst colout
"Satins and rhire? Unless
of .. uniess. course, it made use of this trick Spurs," didn't fare well at the to draw the attention
hands of the TV critics, but they riderette to hounds to the fact rather liked most of Jay Living- that her bowler wie on back to
ston and Ray Evans' musle and; front.
Botty Hutton's dinging.
ace.
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PRES
Bouth 14 3
West North
East
2+
Pazs
Pass
3 N.T. Pass
Double Pass
Pass
Opening lead-ə B
The only hope was to cash the top cards and make as muny trumps as possible separately. to South hopefully cashed the wp spades und ruffed a spade with dummy's low trump. ably, South switched to clubs,
When the spaces broke favour-
Might be Wiser to postpong VIRGO (Aug. 24-8ept 23)- cashing the king and ace, and
beginning something new until things are a little more favour-
able.
then ruffing a club in his hand. South now fed another spade and
Landin ruffed with dummy's acc.
By this time West was reduced to his trumps, and South could
it driving in heavy traffic- literally or figuratively-be sure that
your brakes are in good
· ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 20)- order. Think twice before making an LIBRA (Sept. 24-001. 23) lead any diamond from the dum important commitment this You will make better progress morning. Afternoon and even by following tamiliar
my and force West to win the ing are better,
routing trick by ruffing, West then had
parsing ΑΝ
**
of
#
Capitol recorded the score of with this original TV musicni N actor who owes £40,000 to
the
cast
beforehand Miss Revenue The Inlund
has Hutton is as good as ever-rough anmunced that, in spite of the and ready with such numbers as debt, he stil Joves England the title
tune and "Wildcat
find
Many disgruntled people might Smathers," and pleasing with soft corner in their hearts the soft ones like "Nobody for England, if someone would Cares" and "Back Home." tell them why it is so much easier to owe a five-gure sumbe than a one-figure sum Inland Revenug.
Another show album that will
to the originated is the Decea recording of "Arabian Nights," the travaganza presented at New York's Jones Beach this sum
CHESS PROBLEM mor by Guy Lombardo and
By A. CABA
Black, 6 pieces.
than by being too experimental.to return a trump, thus giving White to play mate in three
DARTWORDS
Today Dartwords START
is CHIP nad starts you on a journey
Το
Through 48 other words to your dest- nation, which is the River BEVERN, maka the journey correctly, there words must be arranged in gh a way that tho relationship between the art word aa the one next to it in overned by one of alx rules.
1. The
RULES
word may
of
the word that pro Dedes C2
2. It may, bo synonym of the word
that pregosive it.
3. It may be found
by adding one letter
10, or subtrasside one
Jetter from, or chang
HERE
CHIP
TAILS
M
FRIARIC
FRILL RE
Ans une leiter in die preceding
word.
1. It may be häsociated with the preceding word in a saying, kimi ca mmaphor, or amoska táska
d.' It may form with the pre- geding word a name of a well- known perept, pisos, or thing in
THARD
WEDS
JAC
SEVERN
‚è. It' may be
S
BRIAR
DARSE
LACKS
lociated
with
the prepecting word in a sitie er in tile, notion of a book, DUR, other composition.
K. typical suboeanion of' Wòn
— Change — Obates --- Onart
South a free incase and allow-
White, 8 places.
Solution to yesterday's Q-R2, any; 2, Q, or Kt mates,
ing declarer to make his doubled problem:
contract.
South was naturally plated to
make his doubled game contract, but you may be sure he had a few things to say to North about playing a hand in the right suit,
♥CARD Senses♦
Q-The bidding has been: South West North East 1Spade Pass 36pader Pass
You, South, hold: Spades A-K- D-6-8, Hearts A-K-4, Diamonds 7-2, Clubs B-6-3. What do you do?
A-Bld four spades. You have
CR
ACTOR,
1. pinte in pain,
(0)
8. Difaction to take,
(0)
P. Pablos do. (8)
10. 14 hardly comat
into the MADE
class of building
B 17 Across
B)
17, the dialling
where the COWAŃ
Leaders meet ? (7,
18. Just the sun for
Mr. Turner (8)
TO
19. Does his boar 07
wear an icecap
20. That JOUNE, MÂN
a good solid opening bid, but s on the wÉDIOS.
700 haven't quite enough strength to make a stars try. It's too unlikely that North can supply enough winners to pre- vido a total of 12 trieka, kad would be very long top doo overboard in the sitemaps to
TODAY'S QUESTION The bidding is the sam "the vidortion'just South, hold:
(0)
DOWA
starring Lauritz Melchior. The music is exotle and Melchior is superb.
3
two
mister
The
Clooney Rosemary and Betty-have re- corded the duct from "White Christmas" on
Columbia single. It's called "Sisters und it's an art
arnusing jingle about sisters sharing everything but boy friends.
Mambo of the week; "Timbal
and
Bongo by Tits Puente and his orchestra (RCA-Victor), It's Fuente's own composition and he justly treat it as his own child.
Atitla Best revival: 'în a Spanish TONT by David Carroll and his
archestra (Mercury). This wonder song of the 1920's has ́à fine alto sax break in Carroll's new version.
---WILLIAM D. LAFFLER,
B D
discovery effectively
Sovict atom weapons for
#tock of high-powered bombers.
long-range
From every atom bomb in the Red Air Forco arsenals at least two, and possibly three, "fractional
crit" bombe they are called, cach as ponver→ ful as the original weapon, can now bo mado.
*At first scientists
03
thought
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