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kind VOU all know

player who wants to play As your partner. every handl,

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EDITORE PLEBS BERVICE, INC. —NUEVA YORY ||

#162

"...and stop making fists at me in your pockets!”

THE • THE WAY •

BY

by

Beachcomber

NOTED bagpipester hi From information partly in our

enough

which

that there

Are not possession there is every reason

waa

meana

the

THE CHINA MAIL, MONDAY, MAY 31, 1954.

4

A

the bagpipes to believe that this is not notes of

to

moment 14 disclose the truth, play the National Anthem, Yel

15 by по told that 2/13)

the pre-supposing-what Macaroon of Macaroon, at the

more tha mere con- Shrillwillle Games

7951. jectiu that the incls which le pays?" are in our possession aro of played "Connnis-tu on his pipes, and that the Laird nature to be revealed, having a' Kilcockrobbin replied with regard to the present situation, Sibelius's "Finlandia,"* neither of which we are not in

position to make any statement, composition designed for that instrument, as since we know nothing about

eritie remarked with his it." customary acumen.

"Becco aiccrviceco vicceui- commented that hitter Sassenach Mrs Kirridge, petite, solgure, and vital, with enough integrity, awareness, and sense of values to sink a battleship at its comminodious moorings.

North problem | Do you dote on Art? when he jumperti 10 four WHILE prowling about among

W hearts. This Jump looks like na the weekdy papers I came unselfish partner-helping

acmiss this good

In it's really a way of passing | Leulptor. the buck.

North can pruetically guaran tee nine tricks at no-trump op- posite any Sound vulnerable call that Soth may have,

he cannot guarantee ten! tricks at hearts

trut

West could have defeated Pur

0

Still Ufe.

I have American

d the

Gee, Homer! news about a WHAT

read of 20 Mr Erie

W The critie,

about King Newton, writes: He has begun Arthur

Kuys of the introduee muffin-shaped Round Table at Camelot makes Sild "wheris") in retation – me long for the promised flim ship with human formis, geing the spectator a kind of key by enlling them "St Catherine." In touch with

co Mr Humphrey Gary Cooper

of the lind. There will be a Homer himself. commentary by

Bogart. Mr will be Achilles; Mr Richard Widmark. Hector: ridiculous circles Mr Spencer Tracy, Ulysses; FOREIGN OFFICE spokes- Mr James Stewart, Priam;

"It Miss Marilyn said last

Monroe, Andro- night:

mache: Miss bal true, and even if 11 IN true, we know nothing about it. Helen.

contruct of four hearts if he A

bad thought of opening a cluti.

The defenders would have taken. three clubs and a spade to begin with.

Rother naturally. West opened

6 spade, But South still had to

1

Dorothy Lamour.

piny very carefully to make his YOUR BIRTHDAY...... By STELLA

It

contract. He put up dummy's klug. and East took the nee of

East then returned spades. trump, and South had to find a way to avold the loss of three club trieks.

After som thought, South drew two rounds of trumps and the two top diamonds. He then cashed the king of spades, dis- carding a club, and fed the ten East from dummy, of spades very properly played the Jack of spades

dummy's temi, whereupon South discarded a second club.

Da

loser un loser

I

play

This caught East in an end-play. If Eant led clubs, dummy's king would win a trick,

and South would lose on

only one of his two

If East

remaining clubs. anything

eise.

Tulf while South

third club; and

led dummy would

discarded

A

then South

would sull have only one club loser. Either way. South was sure to win ten tricks, malting his contract.

CARD Sende♦

MONDAY, MAY 31

the Wik Aho, watch for Home » thing exciting to happen during the secojid work in January, as a rule. Although you may be a littlę leży galay alecally. no one could vult you that mentally.

you are biggity in BONN toxlay

dividital and prytressive in all your thoughts as well as pita DOT tions. The art appeal to you and the mars have giveti you considerable genius Develop all your talent to the almost and purite them with- out restraint if you are to reoen tie Tights to which you aspire.

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have a personality which draws fluential friends to you orbit who

able to help you at every tum You out reach an early m It in tạp to you to maintain it by Alendy production, through your life. Your fortune eCINA to run 10 cycles of extreme good and had. When the Klons are fight, things we Saturdays spectacularly succesfu). should be one of your good days In

for you are always

WOMANSENSE

TODAY'S HAT or tomorrow's hat-which do you prefer? Left: the incoming line, larger, harder. RIGHT: the current line, pretty, sweet, but we've had it for years.

HITS

HAT A CHANGE

THE HALF-GARBO

BACK FOR

WATCH for it bigger

hatline. There's a new

By ANNE SCOTT-JAMES

are

от

as for them in the moment

bore EL

gracious living, from

martini to hot chicken land.

13

MILADY IS DRESSING IN OIL

WH

London,

YHEN the smartly dressed woman strolla down High Street. displaying the latest

areation in feminine fashion, her "ensemble" may very well re- present the latest use

of ol

ducts. For, more and

pro-

more

materials 1900, among other purposes, for glamorous gar- ments, are being derived from chemicals obtained in turn from crude oil.

Take

stockings, for example. Fashion trends are toward still sheerer texture. Gossamer thinness la demanded, despite the fragility of such on ultra- fine gauge, Manufacturers are constantly

evolving yet nylon thread the

finer

for hosiery-and raw material from which the nylon is made is cyclohexane, a petroleum derivative,

UNCRUSHABLE

Then look at some of the ex- quisitely coloured, lightweight,

frocks uncrushable

that have lately appeared in fashion salons. dry They, too, are being made from that can Cabrics

trace their Mary origin to an oli chemist's research

Ceoil Beaton

appreciates picnies because he likes to get

he insists

"It can be

work.

Yet other petroleum-chemicals

were

wider on your experts comment A

on hard-boiled egg and a twist of hat shape with

sait. brim. n squarer crown and, when they visit us.

"Let's have them," I said,

Personally, I don't much eare away from formal dining-room have been converted into "cloth" let's face it, a faintly mas-

"Well, ONE: They

on for manufacture of women's suits But of eating. culine look. It's the Garbo tonished at our use of electric realisation. It

aswhich hang and wear as well food. to proper

噹 they

made of hat brought up to date.

light.

four We use

five share one's lunch with the ants, simple as rolls, butter, sardines, if

orthodox textilo materials. tlines as much as we used pre- the coleopteru and the epheme-

or hard-boiled eggs," he says.

Sometimes, war. And not so much of the ridac.

"But not sandwiches." old-fashioned overhead lighting as an intensity of light at mer-

level. chondise

we think

whole helps to give the hats: interest and brilliance.

In Parks, they're shown with enachman's collars. In Aineries, they call then planters' hats,

Here are my pros and cons on big and little hats.

Sales Training

slove

the Loo,

menfolk may be wearing cloth that came partially from oll

for

But there is

products. much pleasure Sir Laurence Olivier likes a

for two in a motorcar, Ono great advantage claimed In the preparation it

such plente

these satisfaction in the alleing and "with an unassuming' wine."

potroleum-based that, when of buttering,

clothing materials squeak In the

But the real, plenle enthusinats made up into

frocks or stylish bottles and the crackle of clean don't take cooked food

at all. 14)

suits, they will not erGOSO paper that we prolong our

They recaptum the spirit of the seat," To

especially own family picnic season from wigwam and cook on the spot. this merit is a weighly one, and

women, Academy Royal

into Day October.

ND we use far more colour

"Ain our decor than you do.

Two points for big They're new, and Heaven knows we need a change. They cast kind shadows,

Two

against: Their points crowns are too mannish 66 square for my

taste. They're not 5:0 comfortable as the little elingers After seeing your parks with their of flowers, I for fantastic display for running around town,

know what marvels the English windy and wet weather.

can do with colour when they all. for little

hats: Two points

want to. veil. with a They're delicious They're so light you don't know you're wearing one.

Two points against: They're cruel when you're tired. They coiffure All drinand a tip-top

the time.

MY VERDICT: A te hat is still esential. But I'd like, a bigger hat woo for its news value --but not with a square crown,

World's Best

We seem to surprise "TWO: British visitors with our methods

tratuing sales staff.

of

Salesgiris shouldn't be train ed by the customers. They shouldn't go on the floor until they know their work.

"We train every salesgirl fur two weeks before she tarta work in the shop, and she has consturt refresher bruss needs polishing if you want it to shine.

courses --

or

op-

their

⚫ Mrs Winthrop Aldrich, wife a virtue that enables skirts to

their immaculate Ambassador, keep of the American 1 have strong views on

even after the says she likes intensely any pearance technique

of plenies, I like kind of sandwich plenic. But wearers have been squashed in them done with style or not at if I can cook the food myself a small car or cinema seat.

I'll join in any time."

• Constance Spry,

I hate the plastic cup, well-stowed tea, the stuff-you-

the

who

does

up sandwich. A pottery cup, everything domestic better than fresh tea or coffee, and one anyone else in the world, agrees hot dish cost no more and are there must be hot food. not much bulkier to carry.

No In-Between

THANKS TO CHEMISTS

Certainly,

the chemists are widening the scope of dress

and designers

manufacturers considerably, Both in the Justre and

усту

"What I like best is a plenie "fastness" of the colours and in and durability. wo their lightness with young people, when

materials are cook our own food out of doors these new-type to hav

have some Abron

We take a trying-pan, make a Png pointe

Ixoking

creations

that such materials

ALSO dislike the meal which fire, and barbecue sausages or

at the Anished is neither lunch bor tea but a ham.”

worn by the fashion hybrid meal like a snack at a Three people I talked to ad models, it Beema almost railway station. I think a plenic mitted, they loathed outdoor incredible "Every morning, there are 20 should make up its mind what meals. All were men--Sir Carol could have any connection with or 30 meetings going on before meal it is trying to be and the Reed and twi of our pro- such an unattractive TOW TALKED recently to a mon

the store opens. The staff aro

food should be chosen accord- fessional crosspatches, Gilbert material on crude oill who is boss of what is gener- told about the new merchandise,

Harding and A. G. F reet. ally considered to be the best

or the general selling pro- store In the world: Stanley gramme; or perhaps we Marcus, of Neiman Marcus, them Dallas, Texas. Every designer, lettern.

Ingly. 14 going on around

alert to what you.

Amazot those who were born on t: date T Walt Whitman, poet! With Rockefeller. tiesneler: Mmr, Е дете Akda, opera da: Margolo Gilhi, Bon Arche. Fred Allen and Jack Holt, fim ond dage stars.

To find what the stars have in store for you torrow, beleel your birunlay mint and read the corres- pending paragraph, Let your birth- day stor be your daily guide.

TUESDAY, JUNE 1

contracts come up for your agna-

indeed,

GEMINI (May 21 June 2) ture, be sure that you rend them

very carefully.

CANCER (June 22-July, 23)-Your future prosperity depends entirely

upon your OWNL Intentiona elforts right now.

Q-With both sides vulner- M

able, the bidding has been:

North

Fant

1 Diamond 1 Spade

South West

You, South, hold: Spades K- J-0-3. Hearts A-5-2, Diamonds K-2, Clubs Q-10-4-2. What do you do?

to

A--Double, You expent fake two trump tricks and two' or three tricks in the alde suits.

If your partner had fair do- fensive values, you should beat spado easily. If he

DEM

Jón

good defensive valués, should beat one spade for more than the value of a game.

TODAY'S QUESTION

The bidding is theme as In

the question just answered.

You, South, hold: Spades K- J-9-8-7-6, Hearts 5-2, Dia- monda 5-2, Clubs 10-4-2, What do you do?

Answer Tomorrow

DUMB-BELLS

STANDING

ROOM 3:ONLY!

BOX OFFICE

WELL, GIVE ME TWO SEATS

IN THE

STANDING

...ROOM.

CROSSWORD

***Avrons*

1. Surely lino.safesman never

carries tha to abyw u hi goods 7 10, 1)

7. a note on one used for 1000- munication with the laundry?

10. The list goes around, abviously,

11. Seu, ill makes the boy. (0)

Printer's river. 131

13. Tene do niake a reabrt. (0)

Steal from Roy, 131

10. One of sunshine

miling. (3)

18. Bodieties for tennis

19. ori ut tickle.

ia KIWAJI

(4)

2. It done by a show-off. 18)

24. Swing, pul, the birds are mixed

up. 18

25. Dreary but not dry, (3) 29. The butler has one. 10). 27. Commercial TV would

Am. 10)

i. Lens

DATE

- Dow:1- choir inakes an ansætara

2. Four winners to the pack.

(9)

141

3. The kind of knowledge--and

Ironwork-firedia a poiste

4. They were involved in war at

the start at the century. (8)

5. " remember, I remember.

The Hittio window where the

sun came Deeping |

s. One kind mentioned i

Down,

(2.415

8. Linked with the World and the

Dorl in decolta. 15)

. The arternative may be fall. 14

10 Rhode Island one

-Jasar. (3)

good

18. it's a girlman, old-fashioned

ond (0)

17. 'le world was his burdea (8),

20 Comblaining (inh 7, 143

21. Bard was called this ot, AYOR.

22. They're

weed, for holding variety of gooda., (4)

29. Buntop without The alarting

price. (4)

SOLUTION

TO CHECK SATURDAY'S

риа

LKO (July 24-A98, 23)—Be friendly with those who live near you and you will nd that there are very pleasant rewards in store.

VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sept. 23)--You may have a relative who needs your Aistance in finding a job. Give ald, If you can

3.IMIZA (Sept. 24-Oct. z3>-You can make a defialie gain today, it you have been conselëntious in the purmilt of your duty,

8COMPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)-It would be better for you not to give advice unlcea you are explicitly naked for it today.

RAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec, 22)— This can be a day, for romance-it unwed; of special pleasure at home, If married.

and

I also demand real teaspoons, read

u knife aplece, napkins, batch of customers'

wiping So every single person soap and a sponge for every buyer, every writer who who works for us knows what the children's disgusting faces.

Every family, I find, we're trying to do."

plenic ritual of its own.

011 fashion business to America heads from New York

"Thank you," I said. "You've for Texas my soon as he can, given us a lot to think about." For in merchandise, service, and Neiman Marcus leaves

display

the New York stores cold.

And I meant it.

Picnic Time

drudgery

the CONSIDERING

has

• James Robertson Justice, for

a Instance, always

wash- buckler. takes along half G dozen green chillies, which he huge. blood- slices up with a stained knife.

I asked Stanley Marcus to give me two suggestions for im- proving our shops.

"Can't do that," he said "I beforehand and the discom- Edward

them haven't seen enough of

Hulton,

--London Express Service,

What Part Does Your Mind Play In Weight-Control?

By Ida Jean Kain

the pub-PEOPLE often turn to thing isn't hunger in the eating when they true sense, and eating, to fort at the time, it's odd how lisher, on the other hand, brings haven't anything else to do. assuage some vague feel- We a sort of cabin trunk exquisitely This hankering to eat some, ing of dissatisfaction only

to plenies. and 1 don't like to pontificate, women take But I'll tell you two things that seem to gain new life from

a packed with

BOYS' AND GIRLS'

A Story of the Unhappy Pond

-It was Glad to be Home after Its Travels-s By MAX TRELL pond from the place where it always Wils 50 they simply and Honid, the shook their branches sadly and KNARF

shadow-children with the said nothing. turned-about names, were sit-,

CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan. 20ting in the pleasant garden

This should be a month of real pro-

Start ZICKA.

out by co-operating with your co-workers.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb, 10)-Try some new experiments and utilise more modern methods to lighten the work load today,

20

PIBCRA · (Feb. 20-Mar, Conservative, Father than Jm. pulsive action is the best advice for you just now.

ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 20)-Today you might offer to help someone who is in need of encouragement and good advice.

TAURUS (Apr. 21-3lay, 20)—Even it the weather, le sine and you dia- like having to ‘work, you may need to eat an important job done.

CHESS PROBLEM

By D. HELLE Black, 5 pieces,

of

everything for

MAGAZINE

the ground where it had once

been.

after

HA few hours later,

and crossing several fields winding Bround several hills, the pond leaped off a high cliff and dived into the ocean.

for

"But now, continued Ting-a-

"It Ebon saw, what 1 roolish pond it had boon, to wish "Yet, not long after this, a to leave its old place by the

The

this their friend Ting-a-Ling. After curious thing happened. he had given them cookies and earth shook, then a crack was whlows in exchange

new plaod in the great ocean.. tea

bowl of cherries, made in the side of the pond.

For and a

here It

No one was

lost. Ting-a-Ling said to Knarf and The water began rushing out. Hanid: "Would you like me to

And instead of the cool, water in which the birds camo tell you a story?"

with joy.

"Very well,"

said. Ting-a- Ling, "would you like to hear the story of the pond that went down to the ocean.' I call it "The Story of the Unhappy Pond.""

The Pond's Voyage

know it any longer. for wesh

ona

could

creates another problem- overweight.

Let's carry this further: those who react to an emotional upset

0501

by a temporary loss of appetite weight. But once the tension is relieved or the period

of worry passes and they get back on an even keel,, the

physical need for food

a return courages

of normal

appetite.

Then why shouldn't appetite cut back to normal for those who turn to overeating during the stress and strain periods? Hobit. The elevated pattern of become axed.

fg stomach is an walls

canical factor

involved. clastic

of

arrangement

which

tho

be expanded.

Overeating for man

omach. [accordingly, for the

a short

of time stretches the

Then apprite.

feeling of having had enough to

Lent l'in't I Atif tension

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within on the is exerted The pond leaped off a high ́cliff | ***),

walls of the stomach. muscular. and into the occean.

Since

that organs now stretched, it takes more food to satisfy. So falso oppetite leads to continued overeating,REN

Knarf and Hanid both shouted "Down the hill swept the to bathe and the moon and, the pond, faster and faster, laughing stars were reflected, the foolish and singing as it danced in the pond was now nothing but salty

по water which sunlight.

drink. I'm moving. It inng. 'I'm

The Pond Hopes to Go Home moving

"And the wllows soon aaw "So the pond which had to get out of the ocean and go

to the back to its place in the hills the whole por go away, leave wished so hard to get

"And did it, ever do It?" Knarf

Hanid helped ing nothing but a damp hole in ocean now wished equally, hard

Knart asked Ting-a-Ling themselves to another cookie and another cup of tea and an- other cluster of cherries. Then Ting-a-Ling began as follows:

and

The Story Begins

"Once upon a time in a far- away country, there was a very unhappy pond. It was unhappy for only one reason.****

**Just look" fit, sold to the willows that hung over it, here I slay, day after day, year after year,

never moving from this

spot

more

than I do for at least (they strow, blaze from years

Twish I could/so-away this place and visit ocean which made

Rupert and The Lost Cuckoo-34

Rupe

there

sun

All this explains why you

- Ting-a-Ling nodded. The feel hungry. You may contend took plly the foolish that on a reducing die you feel pond. It sucked it out of the weak and depressed. That is partly in thé mind you expect ocean, up into the sky where

to be on diet that meets

Pall only the

became 罪 cloud

the ́ ́hill' right over the spot tional niedijwil

wind blow the cloud back to

lessoned, you

where the willows, stood. Then beghuisfy in the true sense of

the physical

· štruck and}/

thefoured · Bild, the cold | VENGEAN

thathis de

burst open, And down

Thin makin

the pond in the form of region and drops right back into cite ON IWIL pisodionice mojoj

fháid ... the } willows. [homeland" may

wish to go away frbul

old

Once you favo

or another, nreasonable" demands,

unaler, to get a better

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