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THE CHINA MAIL, WEDNESDAY, MAY 19, 1954.
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delightfully accelerated, and the newest gasworks, when sub preted to the sound waves, will heme an Ivy-covered Ja fure you can say progress, Astonishing results
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Milk bars are usually healthy meeting-places.
(Colchester man).
THE roaring Glades who, after
a second milk, are ready to shush a tenul, find themselves very unpopular with the ladies, "Come, pretty one, let me lace your milk with a drop of lemon- Jutee."
"ertes a runting, rakehelly fellow. But the girl turns away, dislain written on every feature It was in of her homely face.
Macclested milk-tavern that swashbuckler threw his milk bo- into the face of a friend, cause he had spoken lightly of a lady dairy overseer's name.
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DAINTY, feminine, grnelius and, beyond all, pretty in the happy description of a navy black dotted belge silk, a good choice for lute afternoon wear and later on, under a silk coat. It has
a deep square neckline front and back with a border of white plque. The skirt fullness comes from a back-dipping hip
bodice The snug yuke. draped, set-in sleeves.
Household Hints
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with holes
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of the final frame.
and hots or long in. rivets notches (fig. 5) the holes should (. 4). The holes in the frame go through at one foot from the may be bought in many gay
The material forming the sept
broad colours, but if finances are low
When
large cut an old piece of carpeting
through at a into strips and use it.
end you havo firmly tacked on the rall seating material, sit down in
ides should be accurately bored end which contains the to ensure that the pivols work rail. The holes in the
will go frame smoothly and do not bind.
point ift. 3ins. from the of position
narrow the pivot which has the holes may be changed to suit a Further along this frame, 14ins, your now choir and take it easy.
holes already mado, person requiring n particularly from the high or low seating chair, but bore two other holes at which
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BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
How It Feels to Be a Top
M".
-Knarf Wondered-and was Turned into One-
By MAX TRELL
R MERLIN, the Magician, had just waliced out from behind the bookshelf where he fived when he met Kharf, the with the turned- shadow-boy
If the detenders fall on parastruph. Let your birüt about nume.
to lead putes at each op- portunity. South
easier time.
has it much
CARD Serise
Q-The bidding has been:
day star be your daily guide,
THURSDAY, MAY 20
TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 20) -- Don't go uliend
any sins"
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Knart was just getting ready to spin his new red top.
"Well, well," said Mr Merlin, don't suppose You ever project, unifi von have secured the thought about how it felt to be best possible advice.
one did you?" GEMINT
21-June Atay
"To be one what?" usked Although ouvera may stow
don't fall into a similar Knarr. patience.
De considerate of error.
be top!" sald itsmclater.
CANCEL
22-July (June
22)~ Merlin. Belag conservative in busines You, South, hold: Spades B-8,ttern at this time will repay you
North
East South
West
1 Heart as 2 Dianionda Pass
3 Clubs Pass
Heart 2. Diamonds A-K-Q-J- 8-6-2. Clubs K-3-2. you do?
your
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Mr
Knarf looked,
he shouted.
"I'm a top!"
Kaar! found it hard to keep from falling over.
"Perfect!" said Mr Merlin.
A Red Top
Then, before Knorf could pro- test, he picked him up by the legs and dipped him in a bottle of red ink and rolled him on a Gletter.
"Wh-why did you do that?" spluttered Knart.
"Be quiet, please!" Mr Merlin saidi. "Now you're a red top. Where did I put my string? Ah, here we have it!"
But
WAN
Mr. Merlin wound the string
around Knarf who was a top,
cugo at the
"Not I don't think I want to the door, and the Canary in his be a top!" Knart started to say. Maybe He Could Be Ona
window, and the
Juter on-
But it was too late. The string bookshelves with all the books LEO (July 21 Aua. 23 ) --
Knart suid he had never
and round already led
whirling past. It began to seem Things should be turning your way What do
right now. Be sure
thought about being a top. you see opportunity and grasp it.
now that he did think of being round his legs and half way up as if he were standing still and VILLIO CAUR 24-Sept. 231-** one, he wondered if he couldn't his hips. Suddenly he felt him- the whole room and everything This some things
through the air. in it was spinning around him. A-Bld five, diamonds.
self whirling are more importan:
you be one.
ho To his surprise, he felt himself Jump shows a completely Indo- in life than others. Be sure
and act Treugnise that fact today
"Keep your toes pointed!" pendent Bull, very unbalanced
heard Mr Merlin, the Magician, humming. accordingly.
naying, "Keep your distribution, and a willingness to LIRIKA (Sept. 24-Oct. 23)--
doos play the hand at sinm if your Worrying ever
any good. partner has enough aces. You Cross no bridges until you come to
galist your side!" them. Maybe you never wilit cannot afford to make the first
ЯCORPIO (Det 24-Nov. 22) move toward the slam because
Keep your major objective clearly Deviating from it of
doubleton the weak
in front of you. defeats your best interesta.
BAGITTARIUB (Nov. 23-Dec. 22) nouume trods to become dull, but
npades.
TODAY'S QUESTION
in
The bidding in the same as in
2,
Wint clo
the question just answered,
bold; Spade You, South, Hearts 8-0. Diamonds A«K«Q-J- 8-5-2, Clubs K-Q-2. you do?
Answer Tomorrow
it you find new ways of doing the
same, vid Job, 11 helpa.
"I guess I can arrange 11," said Mr Merlin. "I'm a pretty good maglelan and I about tops. I'll show you what
I mean."
know
lat a
As he said this, Mr Merlla gave Kaori a squeeze and pinch and a push and a whack,
it at the same time.
FTH9
Knart went spinning, faster than he could ever imagine any thing could spin.
At first, he could see nothing around him but a whirr. But "Ouch!" eried Knarf. But to all at once he got used to the may seem to be a shot his astonishment, Knart now spinning, and then the feeling
trout was delightful,
CAPRICORN (Dee. 23-Jan, 20)—| Inspiration
A Spinning Viow
the More and more slowly room seemed to be turning now. Knarf felt himself losing hi balance. He tried hard to catch himself from falling on one side and then nearly went over on the other side. He was wobbl- But he ing more and more. didn't care so much now. was tired. He sat down.
GIRDLES BY
CAPRICE BERLEI SCANDALE
in the
this.
4.
or
Staining cigarette Here's a list of bad smok- ends with red lipstick. ing habits:
5.--Stubbing out cigar- 1.-Smoking
ette ends on plates street. Worst offenders are snucers instead of using usually the under-twenties
the ashtray. This suggests or the over-fifties.
luck of fastidiousness in 2-Chain smoking. Hor other habits, too.
ribly unfeminine,
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"Well," said Mr Merlin, stili smiling, "what did it feel like being a top?"
NATIONAL
MAIDEN FORM
"Fine!" answered
Khort
DORSET WHAK
BERLEI.
KESTOS
in the dark. But it comes in part found himself round in from past experience, too.
AQUARIUS (Jan, 21-Feb. 193-and in back, about the size and
ripe pear. arya shape of Coniyati Rojely. optinien
More
can quickly than you positive outlook om He, tart don't "Here, take a look at your
Meriin awing no for that you can't take
self" said Mr Merlin to Knart, read this he saw Mr Inwything seriously.
kolding Knarf in front of à sitting in a chair and smiling, "Only I think I've worn out the
and the Tin Soldier standing by toes of my shoes!!!
mirror,
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