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of the most interesting year WAD
queens,
art 1 antcipate that every inn i example, West managed to find a double of our hearts when of Minneapolis, Morris Freler, reached this normal contract by logical bidding. 11 may have seemed like a good idea to double as part of འ carnival, but it cannot be recommended as a serious bid.
Twenty Years of Uproar
WOMANSENSE
IF YOUR EX-BOSS WAS A HORROR
How Would You Explain Quitting?
By Anne Heywood
WHAT can you do if personal trouble. She must
your last employer be difficult, was a perfect horror, one
"Also, I would protest of those 'real' monsteru,
too much-not knowing and you had to resign, in that nine times out of ten, order to keep your sanity? they knew his reputation in What can you say to pro- advance, and when I carried spective employers, when
on about it, I showed great you know very well
Waa Immaturity. But it you're going to get no reference at all, or maybe hard to think of the right
thing to say. a "horrible one?
PROBLEM BOSS
,
this
THE PLAIN TRUTH "But finally,"
Mary
"When it came the old 'Why
Many girls solve dilemma by just skipping Then they are not do-ing it just ONE of tment last
the whole job, not put the Winter Carnival. The entire ting it on their application Elizabeth continued, “after city seemed to give itself up to blank, and pretending It I had ruined a good many interviews, the right answer merrymaking, appointing a king didn't exist. But if you several beautiful
and
three just popped into my head, the job for many clowns to
the held enliven
that gets dif- It was on an interview for years, say, proceedings. Drinks on the ghost
ficult. Also, you may have a job I really wanted a lot, The official merrymaking was wp
good deal from and I was dreading that AIN extra hour for drinking
allowed to an in- matched by a certain amount of learned a Kracknaly
becaune uther day. heeper the
light-hearted bidding and play-the job, acquired new skills question, "paychte experts wanted to watch
ing during the tournament. For that will be of value to aid you leave your last position, for a gnom, It England is her old
your next employer. No, I blurted out, "Too much of my leaving it out is not the energy was channelled into get- ting along with, a difficult tem- ton Httle into right answer.
perament, and doing my work. I like to work bard and give it my best, and couldn't there.' They hired Mary
faced me!" Elizabeth
Vocationally speaking, it pays that problem, and handled
to tell the truth, sometimes "But," it beautifully.
she nothing but the truth-but not had the whole truthi told me, "not until i made all the mistakes you can make. You see, this ex-boss of mine was awful. He couldn't keep a secretary
Regular carpet binding makes for more than & week.
a serviconblo facing for worn There were eleven people edges of hooked rugs. For in- in
the my job in
two ings, and patches, any sturdy months before me. 1 lasted material at hand, even it if has
to be pieced, will do. but it honestly a year,
Tho
to best way wasn't worth it. I'll spare you the details, but he was foundation garmenta is to close terrible. Well, when I left, rippers or other fasteners, then oak the garment in lukewarm suds from five to 10 minutes. Be gentle in the wasting action.
hung, Mr. besty, Mr buny, Atr, bong, Tvis, what reaus žne bw-yeni- The site introduction and 'colto
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YOUR BIRTHDAY....... By STELLA
BOIUN
15%
the
MONDAY, APRIL 19
today, your kunyo high expenditures in this realm, for you ambitions and strong confidence are extravagant. in your ability. Although you are
Extremely fond of children, you lented
arts, you are
will understand them and they will practical as well, and have a lut
trust you even if you are a grown- of wil power to push through a
up and always suspecti You would When you tencher. job once you have started it. You enjoy novelty and are willing to
wed you will want a large family of Itry anything. Since you are an
your ownL expert at "muddling through" to eventual muCTORS. you will probably make the grade.
make a fine
Among those who were bom un this date arv: Roger Sherman, states- man; May Robson, Mary L Booster, author: John Uri Lloyd, chemist author; and Wayne McVeagh, states-
man.
You are one who is born to bo In the limelight and you love iti Politics, the stage, screen, radio or talevizion-eny profession or razper
To find what the stars have in which permuta you always to be the coire of attraction mulia you just store for you tomorrow, select your finot You women are probably very birthday star and read the CORTES- attractive and know how to dres pending paragraph. Let your birth
watch your day star be your daily guide. In tack, you need to
TUESDAY, APRIL 20
ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 203-A fine or defeat! 5lors give you a directivo; day to meet and enjoy your friends. you must learn to follow! Ask for and receive important Cavours, too.
TAURUS CAP. 21-May 201-Don't resent it if a new suggestion of your I not well received. A novelty anay need more me for acceptance.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21)-Make a real attempt to look on to bright kide of thinga, uven your patience
being sorely tried.
CANCER (June 22-July 23)-Don't 1at yourself be po. ded'inta doing something simply because sorNGO DU can talk faster than you can!
LEO (July 21-Aug. 13)-tomance, aro all under love and marriage
excellent aspects Just now. Have a really happy day.
VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sept. 23)-Pracu- cal mattere are of ine uúnost im
Don't waste portance the days. any time daydreaming.
LIEN (BE a number of things.
24-Oct. 23)-Aspects -
are excellent
you have been planning to do. Göt wtarted on them.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)-Even
PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar. 20)-Be sure to look before you leas of the place you land may be worse than where
Be careful. you are!
CROSSWORD
.
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#spring is giving you a bad timo. A chit go near the bone; (by and you're dreaming
of a vacation
to come-stick to your work nowi
BAGITTARIUS - (Nov, 23-Dec. 22)- Make use of your bright ideas and Pro- you will make strides DOW! gress is definitely in your star,
CAPRICORN (Dět. 23-Jan. 20)-- Koop abroat of the Umes theso daya. Events move East-and you should know, what is happening."
AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb, 15)~Your qwn' attitude will bring you success
DUMB-BELLS
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ALIMONY:
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8. withral hound. (4)
10. Laurenas Sterne was
mental one, (9)
the
of West opened
queen spades, and Freier won in dum- my with the king in order to lead a trump. He tnessed the queen and was a bit staggered when West discarded a club.
After brief thought, Freter ducked a diamond around to East's nine. Eust returned а spade, and South won with tho
aco.
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Household Hints
wash
Declarer now embarked on a ave campaign of making all trumps in his own hand, to add to the five top cards in the side suits. He led a diamond to the dummy and ruffed a third round of diamonds with a low trump, and started job hunting, He then led out dummy's two people would always ask top clubs and ruffed dummy's why I had left the Blank Do not rub between the hands fast diamond with his own last
small trump.
By this tune South was down to a losing spade, a losing club and the ace-jack of trumps. East South could had four trumps. exit with either a spade
forced club, and East was ruff his partner's trick.
of a to
East then had to lead a trump, giving declarer another Anesse, allowing him to make his and doubled contract.
hand When the
had been finished, East went through the motions of looking at his part- ner's hand, under the table, and under each of the chairs. "What West are you looking for?" finally asked.
"I'm looking for your double," East replied, "but I don't think anybody'll ever find it."
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Thorough rinsing important, Squeeze out water na towel; never or wring such garmenta
Company. At first, I said
Personal trouble,'. but then spot. they looked at me as if to say, 'It takes two to make
BOYS' AND
excess
twist
GIRLS'
King Fat Wat's Adventure
-He was Lost, but Turned up in a Cloud!—
By MAX TRELL
STEP TWO
STEP THREE
It's a Tricky
STEP
ONE
MAGAZINE
"It is King Fat Wat!" cried
Smidge, the Butler.
By this time, everyone elso in the kingdom had seen King Fat Wat.
around, Everyone ran bumping into one another. "Ah, I'm glad to see you," he
"If we only had a long step- sald when he saw Knari and Hanid and General Tin, "I can't ladder," Hanid said, "we could all lean it against the cloud and you how worried we THE secret telephone behind tell
could come the bookcase rang. Knart aret We can't and any trace of King Fat Wat
It was poor King Fat Wat" ♥CARD Sense hurriedly answered It.
King Fat Wat who lived on the.
But in all King Fat Watz Other
Side of the Wall. Or General Tin said: "Where's kingdom, there wasn't a single rather it was King Fat Wat's the apple tree, Smidge?"
step-ladder tall enough to reach butler whose name was Smidge.
the cloud,,
Q-The bidding has been: North East South West Pass 2 Clubs. Poss 2 Diamonds Pasa
1 Heart
an apple
down."
So Smidge took them into the "Something awful just hap garden where the apple tree Just then a strango thing hap- pened," Smidgo said. "Ha alood. General Tin immediately pened. The cloud on which Majesty climbed up
The sky "Get me off this clend,” King You, South, hold: Spade 2 tree to pick some apples and gave it a shake and shouted up: King Fat Wat was riding coated
"King Fat Wat! Are you up in front of the sun. Hearts 9-4, Diamonds J-0-2 now he's disappeared! Every there?"
black grew
The lightning Fai Wat shouted downL, · Clubs A-K-Q-J-8-8-2. What do sady in the whole kingdom is
fashed and the thunder roared. you do?
searching for him!
Then the cloud broke in half we going to do?".
A-Bid four clubs. No-trump is too risky inasmuch as North couldn't afford to bid # at "his second turn. He may not have a real spade stopper. The only way to show your powerful 'milt la fine distriballon is to make "Juthp bid in clubs.
sent.
·
12. She drew the nectar for the
our (4)
13. Trico blossog is
file blow in thus, why eate
18. A kind of depression for some
singers 7 (3, 51
18. Chesterton's regimi rambles through this.
19, Lively. (CO
BY
road
22 Hollywood canned axport.. (4, 4)
Hill-dweller, (8)
20. Mediainal-but it looks like s
drink from the south-east of. 847. Jamaica, 15)
27. Pently a legal wrong, young
Edward. ·(9)
2.
Down
1. Hob sat for an anti-climax. (0)
2. Itore's an irish name. (4)
3. It was the isst one from Brutus
that killed Cæsar. (4)
4. He's a cook in the Pranen,
manner. 14)
6. A man who does talk, feels out
of 8 Down.
6. Itot uphob in the ship, (8)
. Discourage.(0)
11. Change direction." (4)
14. Chhorth to the cold
Blok
Down (6)
15. The kind of excurs in: baally
Kean through. (4)
18. Worn in the old days. by su the bent blades in town, (8) Clood, Quean; (4)
20 A 21 Acrosa would give her qara
For a good, one,
TODAY'S QUESTION
18
The bidding is the same in the quesilon just answered. You, South, hold: Spades K-3-2, Hearts Q-4,
Diamonds. J-6-2, | Clubs A-Q-8-5- What do you
do?
Answer Tomorrow
CHESS PROBLEM
By B. HERLAND Black, 5 places,
Whit
What are
There was no answer.
beforer
all of a sudden, `it |
and King Fat Wat came tumbl-ing away, taking me
ing down, exactly like
a blz
Outfit
TERE you 860 Jean
HDawnay, one of Lou
don's top model girls, dress- ed for week-end at the sea- side or in the country -proving that it's not the money you spend that makes you look Uko a million dollars but the caro with which you choose, and the way you Wear your clothes.
The skirt and jacket are in white cotton, with lime green trellis
#
design.
With it Miss Dawnay wears a charming Italian straw cap in white with a white self-fringe border, fabric shortio gloves, which have a sueded finish, and she carries a white linen finished plastic handbag.
Her sandals are in white leather.
Under the jacket la a just slim-fitting playsuit,
in case it's a sunny day. But the top of the playsuit, worn with the skirt, makes an attractive dress for dining or dancing and can be worn either with or without, its straps.
PLAMOUR DUETS in printed. pure silk shantung are the
answer elegant
for ali the greater occasions of summer. Dresses are slim, with low necks Bad tiny sleeves or straps; matching duster coats loose and full. In summer blossom shades, like sugar pink, patterned with grey and white,` glistening white with a petrol bluo
olive green design.
or
OF
.➡, IKACH TRIO make an in expensive and unusual, addition to a summer wardrobe...Cotton frocks are matched with parasols and bucket-shaped beach bags.
● SPORTS CLOTHES
bove the newest look in. hairy, tweed I found calf-length pants, and a hulky sloppy-Joe top in a pale blue tweed, with white, knitted, loosa cowl-neckband and cuffs. The perfect outfit for sailing.
• HAND-PAINTED FLOWERS by a Chinese artist dogurated thres prettiest dinner`dresads”kéin. Inst week. Huge cyclamen and green Irises covered a Chinese (yellow - gramd, or appeared' 'against a white background in tones of grey- and, blue. - .........................
beach
CIRCULAR WRAPS for the are in white, fringed towelling, so vast you can use them as a private tent for changing. Some having matching hoods to protect the head from itoo much gun.
Eileen Ascroft
To Smooth the Coarse Skin-
By HELEN FOLLETT. ANY women and girls have
- “You see," -- said Smidge the
Oh my raindrop, right into the middle with it. And I'm certainly glad 11 complexions that are pours Butler,, "He's gone! nothing like this has happened of the apple tree again. Knarf to be down here again. Whew and rough. Unless such skin is and Hand and General Tin you have no idea how wet it kept scrupulously clean and has was in that cloudi, Just chock a certain amount of friction, it quickly got him down,
full of raindrope, millions and may develop blackheads, millions of them."
It is advisable to go easy on olly cosmetics. If they must be overcome, a ; rough applied to surface, they should not remain on overnight Tissue them, away. in an hour or so. The best ra
How Did It Happen?
"How did you ever get on that cloud?" Kaart asked him.
To the Rescue
Knarf said he would come once with Hanid and General
"Look!” shouted · Knarf sud- | the Tin Soldier.
denly, pointing up into the sky. minuto) Don't Hamid and General Tin look- "Don't waste waste a second!" said Smidmə`in`
nervous volos, "There's no ed up. They saw an astonish- haa ing sight. There, sitting on the telling where his Majesty
fallen edge of a little cloud was some
"The cloud" was in the appis They sure do," said General sults come from the free use of body who looked like King, Fat‹- got to. He might have
tree the whole time," King Fat Tin. "But it's no use telling astringents. Wat. into the sky!"
anybody else. They found at Wat seld. "I think it was then to A few minutes later, Knarf "Heliot Hélio down therel Get trying to pick apples itself. I just wouldn't believe that they there are special ones for corraÓ and Hanid and General Tia
climbed into it without knowing could have happened!”
sprang on the back of the hobby me off this cloud!”
horsa who instantly galloped
through the wall and raced to- ward King Fat Wat's palace.
On reaching the palace, they Rupert and the Black Spark-30
found great crowd
Fat Wal's
of King subjects standing around and looking at each other and asklig each other: "Where is he?"
Knärf and Heald and Cenerat Tin found Smidge, the Butler, looking under rocks and poking in bushes
WHAT'S HIS LINE?
"The strangest things happen to King Fat Wat, don't they?" Hanid said to General Tin as they were riding home again.
A new story
Rupert and the
Space Ship
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skins, as there are special ones for oily skins.
hot water is relaxing. should not be used.. washing, the face, water should be just warm enough to sUE UP a lather. Remove soap with tepid water, then use cola wata freely, An lee friction is help ful, particularly so for the wo- man whose circulation invader- zith
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