THE CHINA - MAIL MONDAY,
· MARCH 22,· 1954.
MISERY MAN FINDS
TH
NEW
London.
HE sad, disconsolate
CUSTOMERS
#tom two-rcol slapstick
Buster Keaton comedies in 1917 he graduated
face of Buster Keaton is no longer the
Buddenly relaxed Into
a large, genial smile.
It
was as unexpected as finding forgotten
to full-length features during Bomo of which
A stand up as masterpieces of the comle art...
man Recent revivals of films like
something valuable In he was 15 years to
Lost Property Office. I had
"The General" and "Te Naviga- Tegall Оп extraordinary ngle comedian with the' mell. and the disdainfully rigid face in a lunatic world
just asked him how he had ago. Television culous Iming of a metronome
lost all hla money.
"Bad Investments, marriage auttlements (I gave my first
and
wife
£120,000) over drink," he adid almost ravel- ling in the memory of so much misery.
We had been talking about the days when Keaton, alusik with Harold Lloyd and Charles Chaplin, was ranked as one of Bo greatest clowns sicht einerna.
of
"had my own production company hen," Keaton went on,
has changed that. of
by MILTON SHULMAN
why should a slapstick comedian be chosen for such a part?
"The novelty of it. I guess," ank Keaton.
er the forgotten manı
a better
There is probably "aid I was worth about nion. For Renton is no long
he was million dollars. I lent a lot of It-int of them died before some 15 years ago, Television me has brought him fresh fame, a to paying they got round
B new backt. And I drank too much, comfortable Income and But I haven't wanted to go public.
feel
drunk for years. terrible afterwards."
Fame again
So
The features, 101 unlike these of an aging bloodhound, Bank back do their cornate
He state of glum resignation. sipped
lus liqueur cautiously and waited for the next ques- tion.
in
have worked on uvery major television show Amerien," he sald. They pay between £400 And £1,000 work. fo. Ybout eight minutes' That's more than I pad in pictures."
Was
ever
Keaton becomes even more whon mournful-fan he looks
ple- about talking he thinks turos.
of
to
man
Although he made a number they never of talking plotures achieved the popular success of his sent Alms. By the begin- ring of the war he was, earn- ing his living as a gag man and an adviser on comedy scripts. 1e has thought up laughs for char- such strictly non-comle Detors as Clark Gable Lana TumKT.
and
the war not Television after
on the only resuscitated him screen, but sent him back to vaudeville.
In 1951 he did a provincial Lour In England with a 20- only minute act that consisted of him trying to put his sleepy He never man- wife to bed. ngod to get more than her shoes off.
Wasn't happy
Despite friendly notices, About not happy Keaton was the foer. "I could never get a hot meal," he said. "It WDG other doo early or too late
hadi every hotel I stayed at. cold sandwiches for 10 weeks. And they never seem to have heard of room servicc,"
Nor was be
Our nack "They kille-t comedy. They developed come- At 58, Keaton has come
dlan who talk their heads off. London to play his first com-
I can retur un tolvivien That pletely
1 s a SUTKAES role.
i de- to the silent technique. short TV lm about a govern-
with no offelal
becomes liberately to routines who ment disillusionox with the work he dialogue. No dialogue is a great being billed with is doing in a police state. But relief to rudieners."
POCKET CARTOON
by OSBERT LANCASTER
"How ARE you, Admirat darling-no cables slashed, no and in your works!"
Smiles were out
Buster Keaton was born into a family of circus and vaude- ville acrobats. "I was an ec- centric comle
the age D four," he said.
of
The Keaton act was relatively brutal. One of the 招OKS he remembers was being hit in the
please.f about old-limers Ilke George Robey and Wee Georgie Wood. "It's like walk- Ing on your own grave," he explained.
He has just completed eight weeks with circuses in Brussels and Paris. He enters the ring dress suit trying to deliver a and
leaves being chased by half the clreus. He received
£400 a weak for his efforis,
ot
"Luckily I've kept my weight down 90 1 con still do the rough stuff" he said. He is, face with broom. Without moving
however, slightly surprised a iDelai
he muscle
in his continuing popularity would watt five or six seconda
"Maybe they're just and then
Europe. "Ouch!" It KAY taught him his timing and reeing me of my early pic- physical endurance,
tures."
As he shuffles up the stairs to Ke learned es a young man his hotel bedroom, looking very that if he laughed at what he small and very Ured, I thought
sad for him. Then did, the audience didn't, That bow Decounts for the permanently remembered congealed face. "In my ple- tures I didn't even smile at the girl," he said,
I
I
all those wonder- fully paid TV programmes. checked my sympathy. Perhaps he was feeling sorry for me,
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CONTINUING THE ADVENTURE OF
by Adrian Conan Doyle - and
John Dickson
Carr
Squire Trelawney, a rich landowner, has been found dead in bed. Dr Paul Griffin, the local medical 'man, refuses to issue a death certificate; a post-mortem reveals that death was not by natural causes, but cannot show how he died. Under his will Trelawney has disinherited his niece, who kept house for him, in favour of Dr. Griffin, who is now under suspicion of murder. The Rev. James Appley, uncle of Dr Griffin, calls on Holmes to ask for help.
For no recon, she is gratul- tously offensive to him. Worst of all, she shows her disilke in public."
"Aht And Mr Ainsworth?"
too good a "Ainsworth La
not to deplore his fellow Nancee's behaviour to my nep how. He takes it almost as a personal affrent."
"Indeed.
with
Most praiseworthy. But here, unless I am much mistaken, are our visitors."
The old door creaked open and a thil, graceful girl swept Her dark eyes, into the room. glowing
an unnatural brilliance, turned from one to the other of us with a long searching glance that had in it a glint of animosity and some- thing more of despair. A slim, fair-haired young man
With a moan
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"Then, when he flew
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"Nightmares?" said Holmes, "Yes, Ho screeched, out that
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my ear. But it was licking. gave the stem two Full turns by the until it was stopped
1 spring; but, in any case, should not have proceeded. Tho a harsh noise. winding caused
from Dolores an unnerving scream. I recall her exact words."
crer-ack, which drew
"Vicar!
Put it down! It is like-ike a death-rattle","
For a
In moment we sat silence., Miss Dale turned away her head.
"Mr Holmes," said Ainsworth earnestly; "these wounds are too recent. May I beg that you will excuse Miss: Dale from any fur- ther questions tonight?"
Holmes rose to his feet.
with a he suffered from nightmares, without are groundless things
she
buried her face in her hands
know
Wo know they fresh complexion and a pair of and that this was no night for UR ellent clattered dering devil.
the stairs. man, and we know the motive." singularly clear, shrewd blue the human sout to be alone." down
and "Then why are you here?"
oyes followed behind her "This is a some "Eccauisa there is cre thing greeted Appley with a friendly
he did it, what
word. curious lacking. We affair," said Holmes, filling right enough! But how did he his travelling pouch with shag from the Persian slip per.
do it?"
No lots than a dozen times did Lestrada osk the same question during the course of our journey, until it seemed to
throb and cho in my head with the very click of the train
wheels.
*
"Which of you is Mr Sherlock Holmes?" cried the young lady. "Ah, yes. You have uncovered fresh evidence, I imagine?"
"He grew calmer," continued Miss Dale, "when Jeffrey offer
twice ed to look in once or during the night. It was really rather pitiful. My fiance went in when was it, Jeffrey?"
7
"I have come to hear it, Miss "Once at ton thirty; once at Dale, Indeed, I have heard midnight, and finally at one, in everything except what actual- the morning. ly happened on the night your unclo died,"
"Did you
speak with him?" asked Sherlock Holmes. "No, he was asleep.” "Then, how do you know that
proof
Miss Dale," he observed. Taking out his watch, he looked at it thoughtfully.
"The hour grows late, ch. Mr Holmes" remarked Lestrade.
"That did not occur
to me. But you are right. And now, to Goodman's Rest."
A short journey in the Vicar's carriage brought us to a pair of into a lodge gates opening narrow drive. The moon had risen and the long glimmering before avento stratched away".
barred mottled and with the shadows of the great elm trees. As we swung round the golden the final curve, cones of light from the carriage on the lamps gleamed faintly face of a gaunt ugly mansion. All the dreb-painted window shutters were closed against
door WOS shrouded in' black the casements, and the front
it's a house of gloom,
all crepe. right," said Lestrade in a sub- dued voice as he tugged at the bell-pull. "Hullo! How's this! What are you doing here, Doctor Grifin?"
"I am glad that at last you see it in that light, my dear fellow," I remarked, "for it did seem to me that
"You stress the word 'died,' Mr Holmies.' you were a little impatient
"But hang it all, my dear, from tho first with the
what else could he say?" asked especially It was a long, hot day and worthy Vicar,
with an at- he was alive?" young Ainsworth when he strayed into his the after-glow of suns by ad tempt at a laugh. "You have
"Well! Like many elderly of super- early medical ambitions and the crests of the softly rounded
Somersetshire
hilla when We probably got a lot the probability that he alighted at
at the little stilous nonsense in your head people the Squire kept a night- on ght. It was a kind of rush- On the hill- because the thunder-storm would absent-mindedly have wayside station.
Tuesday night upset your uncle. light burning blue in a bowl on removed n patient's gall. eide beyond the half-timbered Tuesday night before he was the hearth. I couldn't see much, a loose-fitting Norfolit jacket
and gables of the village
but I could hear his heavy stones."
amkt noble elm trees from
"How do you know that?"
breathing under the howl of the whence, even at that distance,
storm." The effect of this casual re- the clear evening
"Doctor Griffin said that he air carried mark was extraordinary. After
"It was just after five on the tho cowing of tho homing didn't die until about three looking Exedly Into space, rocits,
there
share. ♫ great o'clock in the morning. Anyway, following morning" said Miss Holmes sprang to his feet.
he was all right in the early Dale, "when-I can't go on!" hours!"
aho burst out, ;"'I can'!!" "You seem very mure,"
"By Jove!" he exclaimed. “By Jovel"
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in his eyes that I knew of old.
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not
white house,
he Arms."
last
Bet
dead,
continue,
'door.
The door had swung open and a tall red-bearded man, clad in and knickerbockers, stood in the entrance. As he glared fiercely from one to the other of us, noted the clenched hands and heaving chest that told of some fearsome inner tension.
"Must I get your permission to walk a mile, Mr Lestrade?" "Isn't it enough that
"We have a mile before us," said Lestrade sourly.
"Gently, my dear," said Ains- he cried. "Ihould prefer not to go to the 12.01.190
asid at Arst.**
worth; who was looking at her your cursed suspicions have the whole countryside steadily. "Mr Holmes, this has roused
against me?" Holmes. "Does this vlage run
His great hand been a great strain on
my shot out and seized my friend by to an inn?"
in the Camberwell
shoulder. "Thera
Holmne!!! "You're looked st "Perhaps The young man
I may
be permitted the
the he said passionately. "I got your auggested to there, I Holmes in obvious, perplexity. "Then let us go
that you live up to your repute. "Though
yourself prefer to commence on neutral "Of course I am. As Mr Lest. Vicar. "Dawn was just breaking note, and here I am. Please God rade can tell you, I was in that when I was roused by a heavy o far as I can see, you are sli luminous, you are a conductor ground"
Holmes!" cried Lest-
room three times during of light."
"Redly
what a hava helped you? By men- rode,
night. The Spuire asked me to Astable boy had "I cannot imagine"
ed post-haste from Goodman's hanginan. There, now, Lioning the Vicar's gall-stones?" "precisely, remarked Holmes, go there,"
I am, I've frightened nows. It and not andher "Precisely."
word
"Then be good enough to let Rest with horrible
tho from he utter until we were all en me have the facts
appears that the "Really, Holmes!
With a low moan, Miss Date parlour beginning. Perhaps, Miss Dale carried up the Squire's morn had buried her face in her "At the moment, I must find geoncod in the private
ing fox as usual,
hande. Yes, une of the ancient hostelry. Holmes a certain surname.
A few lines in his
the sirain it's-it's questionably I must find a cer- ecribbled tain surname. Will you hand rotobook and tore out
horror unthinkable
think I was really
me
would
two
the pounding on the Vics patch that stands botween me and the
00 Very well, Mr Holmes. Tuesday night my uncle asked my fiance and Dr Crifin to dine Now, Mr Appley, if I might with us at Goodman's Rest,
the commonplace book leaves. under the letter
I had given him the bulky tako the uberty of sending. From the first he was uneasy. volume, one of many in which your groom with this note to he pasted press cuttings of any Goodman's
before
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housemaid he
sho
sobbed, "Oh, very annoyod
while we
"On drawing. the curtains, with Holmes; for,
strode: Into the
Ball, Bar; Bartlett! Hum! Hat thoughts As for myself, I had honour improve matters when cluded his exám, con lens as he did so.
Good old indux.”
too
and the other put it down to the far-off
tering
of thunder, he loathed the screamed out in horror at gathered around the weeping Incidenta arresting his atten- to Mr Angworth
and feared
observed to Lestrade storms. But now I beholding her master dead in girl with words of comfort, he Lion, before I had time to re- "By all meRTIS."
we have am wondering whether, his un- the bed. Huddling on my merely mably the dead man's Excellent. Then flect.
his clothes; I rushed to Goodman's mind. or in Miss
casinoss, lay
he "But, Holmes, there is no one time for a pipo In this affair whose
sumame Delores er her flance join us conscience. Be that as it may, Rest. When I entered the Bed-body was inside. Turning his
1wo For some time begins with a 'B'"*
sat in our nerves grew more and more room, followed by Dolores and back on
of been summoned Quifs so. I was aware of it. alienos, each busy with his own tense as the evening went on, Jeffrey, Doctor Griffin-who had house, whipping out a pocket
nor did Griffin's, soNBO
DT
After a decent interval, I He has been dead for about hurried after him with Lostrade much confidence in my friend to accept the obvious ab lightning struck a tree in the
Do long as he cople. I've got to drive home two bands Baits the doctor. 98. my heble, Through a door on
"the" of mo "But Ito face value
'and. I: hope appeared to be purplexed in his tonight, he
nothing
happens to me in this understand how he died own mind.
"I had moved round to "Well, Mr Holmes," said storm. Dr Grimin is positively
other
to After a short perusal, turning Lestrade sternly, at best. "You Insufferable)"
myster over the pages with eagerness, have been sufficiently Holmes chased the book with a lous to satisfy even Dr. Watson bang and eat tapping its cover here. Let us have your theory,
no theory. I am with his long nervous Anger. "I havo Behind len tho tubes and merely sounding my Hacku,"*. beakers and retorts of the Your facts have overlooked chemical tabes glittered, in the the criminal."UNE wuslightly shNEKA
"That remains to be seen. By ***I had not all the data of the way, Vicar, what are the Course". he added musingly relations between Miss Dolores "Even now, they are not come and your nephew?!
you Lestrade caught my eye and thours mention; this,” replied **Their relationship. enough, hos begn- & source of,bain: to 11h a print, me for somn, time But in
the left of a great dark hall, wo can't
caught a glimpse of a candle-jit this room plled high with half-
withered Bowers and of Compo when
long thin figure stoop- Prelawney's
ing over a white-shrouded form
Holmes a the bed, of
of
Well, I'm glad that I'm ing/EVAHkziing it, ray in the open coffin. The confl
staying, laughed Jeffrey; we caught are sig enough with the good gold old lightning conductors,"""
of morning sunlight. The watch light twinkled on bis lens ar he was a stem-winder, without beat down until his face was key. It lay on a small marble only a few inches above that of of the dead man. There Whaia topped table, amid a litter patent-medicine bottles and period of absolute stillness linument bottle which diffured while he uthaired the place
features beneath him, Then gently be pulled up the; sheet and furnied
uncle leaped from his ja "strong" odour in the stuffy You young fooll! ho
you
that
lare: told;, that our mind
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