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THE CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY, DECEMBER 29,

Colonel UP and Mr. DOWN... by Walter

HOUSE TRAINED

BY • THE WAY •

by Beachcomber

THE Fuel Minister's directions bey

as to what kind of cool be aid. "Why are they dressed like this?" asked Strabjarnan,, "I will Landener should burn when Inquire,” said Grisch, and at once

11,cre is a wind blowing need to be ciabatted.

put a question in the Guajara dialect

ible" he memured.

●JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

Tu reply staggered him, nored Bad Bidding Shows

At Bridge Tourney

If the wind in nurut Bird thou never wert.... Julietaus oisture is advisable; hall- nutty enke, rejected slack, heulless #plík dlscinery 3r) In the elag, kelem alate and processed fonaked lex fa Pieromope's

the wirkt veers a fires should at vnam be cut uul, especially un yes cold days, What smart Indians

As

Atrazi

are wearing and Grixt nerambled ashore from the back of the last sleeping hippopotamus, they caught their breath the men teaf, us they wree nearly out of it

or Greater Iorged Pipit which mamed the earth four million years ngu led to Professor Snelschopper's able recuststruction of the Post- Glycine Age. Yesterday tests carried out on the deg revented that it alex of 1023 Wurthing rock, burled by a cool doy las garten.

a was

By OSWALD JACOBY

ET me make it clear to begin with, that I don't think

highly of the way the bidding Experts, in despair of Anding any-went-lo the hand shown today. old, are hanging North shouldn't baye opened the thing inely round Butchers" atwion}

that Lis Kardiaco

pulle tage and the opponents

fa'new sult at his second turu.

Figure Flattery

But I don't blame South for

-9

-

hand was

in starement, Before them on the Stew your frait in Wagner bidding and shouldn't have bid Iwn wor a full Indian intenti rad bowler-hot, Q brown dinner HEAR Jacket made from an old blankel,

od block makeskin trousers. "In of commercial broadcasting are dis- getting homself into six his hand he gripped an enveintḤR,

turbed by the mass that had trump, The tigrily

called tourd yellow unbrella.

tooth-paste produced

a par tournament Beethoven There is no law against played in Behind i want a Lady, evidently

ne of his wives, in an off-shoulder calling a forth-qarte Beethoven, but (specifically. the Master Pair Jankel est roughly in the form VÍ

On her head was romans will be inadvertently on Championship, held in St Lou In ovening gown

and North'a strong bidding made ting hat of birdwakin, and on her ing this oth-prate An observer at feet adet weuden sandals with the melti speni lella me that another it appror that nothing less than heels in high that the leaned fire firm is ready with a dreadful joki- nix to-trump would earn a good ward at dangerous angle Orisch lightning cure for Bach ache. This whimpered that they werd Gualets will lead to tittering whenever a bit score, Indian Nute the vex cheek of Bach is played

the anumert

Why West Chour to open the khut of clubes will probably re- Sueh thain a mystery forever,

YOUR BIRTHDAY...... By STELLA trek, and West had a very safe

a lend was ultrout sure to cost a

lead in the form of the ten uf spandex. The only explanation I TUESDAY, DECEMBER 29

can think of as that West decided Ron day there is nvire than a in youth so Heat you can benelt that silly building deserved an BJ

of the fathe j "HUT

Badly onneetbration. Ford uk musić. | miskaaj

you compul your- 30s may have a real talent for com-equally silly opening lead.

Develop 111 elenition funjeet, you there

Although so can be thpluniatic. You ใบ

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you barely Creat

for you nie, frank business endod and good bridge bed Blum, sometines in a rest foult, 2612-

The South player hap- 10 be Sonny Moyse, editor of the Bridge World, who

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through life Multies on appears

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and goes in traucht line toward tock: Yetion and will ge

what he wants. That's the way you dile 1

hr to operate Jan rememties when 1 great gths to see that peoile

you are about to tone patience, that who deariee with von are praded

It takes all kinds of people to make ver at your side of the camp!

You have a mind which works up the world. It all were the same.

how to 11 would be. of lightning and at the rapidity 100 leefene very patient with

men whose thought proerses are Verandale

Thari Your

TWI

ase Tab reject a puber of Belde, letras cate; early

To find what the stars have in store for Tomorrow, selert your birthday The curte ponding! 1r and rend

Je vous birthday sui he vote daly misde

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 30

CAPRICORN (Der. 21-Jan, 20)- try and suppress your holiday splits

Krl squared away with voor business take the offer se Naat, perhaps,

you can have early temarinel

AQUARIO'S

Don't permit

(Jan. ZL-Feb. 19)- Starsett

to be four

advenlich, vitne tinday when i cornes

1 taking budness cluele

PINCES (Peb. 20-Mor, 20)-Unles коде ut the selling

lanes, things are

akely

ench of Love

rather show for a few due

ARIES (Mar, 21-Apr. 20) Make veur plans fue New Year's eye, but dan't sitempt anything ten strentNET

regel #1

TAURUS (Apr. 21-AJAN 21)-Dr run-ejvative lu your aim for neeing

Have a good fine,

patr

Yink C%

to don't overlo M.

GEMINI (May 22-Junr

anether, nifken thediy help yʊweek? Ty us tunary and the how it works Today,

CANCTIL (June 22-July 20 ready for New Year's eve erlehras Aun? Work out your pinus with -mnerne who will hate expenser,

LEO (July 24-Aμg,, 23)—You will be whan 11 you don't inske too many ex- travagant plans for tomorrow. Have Tun, la «Jiple style.

VITUO GAUR. 24-Sept. 23)---11 your budget. Is splitine at the Repins, doni briest. Bent witle open. Show Jones Compion sense 200 =

LIBRA (Sept. 21-Oct. 23)-Be kind to gil, bứt đønt jet your good nature be imboerd upon too much for it is not worth while

at four until tomorrow!

CROSSWORD

Actors

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1. Voltages without the fobel. (01 9. A hundred up in the North 1 (4)

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Pass Pass

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Pass

Pass 0 N.T.

PASI

Paas

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Pass

Pan

Opening lead— K

proceeded to deinenstrale that ire knows a coup from a coop.

Sonny won the opening lend with the ace of clubs and prompt- the ten of clubs. ly returned West Look the second trick with the queen of clubs, his en-

When sight of clubs. East discarded the seven of haarts, however, West visibly brightened and shifted to the eight of hearts.

the

12. There's a soug about this ute.ust dummy come on

13. Auctioneer's division, (3)

Heals a not plate. (5)

It. His mayas Jumper. (3)

10. Staple for a skirt. (d

1. Port of Landon Authority with

ssion in charge 7 (7)

21. The animini's Al, but with gout

in the middle. (8)

Twice tube for a ferrorist, (9) 13. Jack this was p mellor onco. (B) 21. One from witty Shaw called

your dental dashboard,” (8) 28. Be home. (4)

SCORPIO (Oct, 21-Nov. 22). Opposition and even antagonism to your ideas can be uverconis it you are cautioin in your approach to a problem.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22)- Even if not in a hard-working mood.

DUMB-BELLS

HAVE YOU

WELL, SEEN ANY THER MYSTERIOUS/ WAS STRANGERS/FELLOW

AROUND

LATELY?

AT THE OPR HOUSE WHO TOOK RABBITS OUT OF A HA

· UDPER SYNDICATE

EDITONG PALSE SERVICE, INC.-HUEVA YORK

20. Honoured title'in any corps, (87

Down

It's still weather for the (9) This room le vindefinodi (5) Reminder for snooker. (4)

4. No used to work hard getting to

the top of this. (U).

5. Oges with talis azid white tie.

[1, 0)

6. Long low poins of land used for

gooking ?" (4)

Ita

opposite sides are equal, to 9. Sherlock Holmes opened but

one. (4)

10. Porrs without afterthought. (B) 18. Sordy, postly, catches chimney

in Bootland. (5)||| 17. will

le cul otherwise and take a row.

boat. (B)

19. One of militons all around you

20. Olle down on the farm. (4)

*Plotta fraud” mid w poet. (B)

SOLUTION

-

TO CHECK

1959,

WOMANSENSE

Let's Eat

IDA SAILEY ALLEN

BUFFET MENU FOR NEW YEAR'S EVE

+

Unusual Exhibits Run By Ex-Dancer

MARI

By GEORGE COFFEY

at it."

San Francisco. "That was 17 years ago," Mrs ARIAN Martine held. Martine said. ---“And we're still the wicked looking The Martines now have ave leopard shark in one hand, diving bells operating at amuse- brushed her blonde hair ment centres on both coats."

"IT"S a buffet supper at our golden brown. Add 1 chopped back with the other and

house on New Year's Eve," re- pecled marked young career home inaker Janet Taylor. The menu? Here it is:

New Year's Eva Buffet Chicken Cücelatore in Choling Dish Little Hot Biscuits Tossed Salad Filbert Toris Coffee

"The chicken 1 shall pressure- ccok in advance,

to ready serve tro:] my chaing dish. 1'll make dozens of little bok-

"This is du

"Isn't he cute?".

onfon: snid: medium-sized cook until the colour turns. Then add 1 (1-ib.) in tomato, 1 tsp. salt, 1 tsp. monosodium glutamale and 1⁄4 tsp. pepper. Cover and simmer about 35 min., or unul the chicken fork-tender. (Or pressure-cook 12 min. at 15 lbs.) Serve over cooked high-protein noodles' or spaghetti, seasoned with grated Parmesan cheese."

Filbert Tarts

Line 10 small tart pans with ing powder biscuits ahead, too ple pastry. Press down around same plain, others with the edges with a fork. To make cheese-koep

refriger- the filing, beat 3 cas them

until ated and bake them in relays, frothy. Add 4 c. unsulphured The arts ) make early In molasses, c. white corn syrup: the morning ready to serve. 4 tsp. salt, 4 tsp. vanilla and easy-to-prepare 2 tbsp, melted butter or marga buffet, but really substantial, rine. Bilr in 1 e. coarne-chopped That's what people need after blanched filbort meats; spoon A sound of New Year's Eve into the tart pans, Bake 20-25 visits. And it won't taste like min. In a moderate oven, 370" leftovers from Christmas!

or until firm. Top with “Cranberry-line By VERA WINSTON

punch wat minced blanched Albert meals. Ese. served throughou The even

Dinner SATIN and mat Jersey toaming. I make it by combining up in a two-piece dancing dress chiled cranberry

Juice rock- that is oul to attain sheer toll with citrus or pineapple Bgure flattery

# doks julėó, which

float line sherbet nicely. The strapless top is of on top." pleatexi Jersey, and the skirt

Chicken Cacciatorė has a tuckest yoke from which

Clean, wash, dry and section huge godets are sel in points

chicken. to dare away in a crisp line. (3-lb.) all-purpose Beautiful in lush rose red and la a deep skillet pour In nies choles for the party and olive or vegetable oil. Heal, and

hilday prison.

in it slow-by the chicken sali!

13

and

HOUSEHOLD

4.

Grapefruit Sections Ronat Pork with Baked Sweet Potatoes Quick Cabbage Pickles Spleed Pruner Gingersmaps Coffee Tea Milk Trick of the Chef Baste pork with barbecue sauce while roasting for inter- esting flavour.

HINTS

Genuine leather is a natura! If you'd like to keep some of waxing the silver, you'll keep product and,

such, has a your silver pieces where they it tarnish-free about three times tendency to wrinkie, These can be seen aard enjoyed, but longer than usual. The invisiblo wrinkles do not detract from aren't prepared to spend the film will not peel, and will not the wearing qualitice of the necessary time polishing them, affect the taste of foods. leather. However, dust and dirt try this method to prevent gather in the wrinkles, and con tarnishing.. eventually cause damage,

Put silver with

First,

your

clean

the

favourite

The diving: bell; which ro sembles

Prof. August something Piccard would use - on are not

his expeditions, โป a four and one-balt Lon contraption with 13 portholes.

The six-foot shark, which weighed nearly as much as Mrs Martino's 100 pounds, wriggled At San Francisco, customers from head to tall and bared a

are taken to the bottom. of a razor-sharp teeth, row

30-foot deep, 300-thousand gal- "See those teeth," Mrs Marlon tank filled with 1,000 of Une said. "They can tear your the strangest looking animals orm to steeds if you don't know you ever saw. how to handle them."

merino He

Included are 300 storks, 100 of the man-killing sling rays, Mrs Martine, a good-looking,

and an assortment of thinors, 36-year-old ex-ndagio dancer,

black mappers, striped bass, Some ot slipped the leopard shark back founder and halibut.

the sting rays weigh 200 pounds into the water, watched it dis- apcor into the

Q six-foot wing and have tank she operates at the bench playland, and explained how spread, while the sharks aver she got into such a business, seven feet long.

“My husband, Ed, and I were sitting at home one night and seven-year-old daughter, Fat Was looking at a fish bowl. It took a couple of years to get used to living with sharks and we hall," she said.

Ed got to thinking how you sting rays, but now she handles can't see much when you look them like a veteran. at fish through the water from above.

a

"He thought it would be great idea if you could build something that would go down into the water so you could see the fish right up close, swim- ming around you.

"Ed's a good inechando so

ago 50 pounds and are 'six to

Mrs Martine, mother of a

said

"We used to have octopus around here,” shu sald, "but they're too much trouble, One of them got out of the tank one day and started walking down the midway,"

went to work right away build-Women

Ing his first diving bell."

· CONSTRUCTIVELY YOURS

SUIT SENSE

be

NO

House plants should transplanted occasionally, since rools need greater area es tho a mild soap (saddle soup is best polish. Wash it in worm suús,

plants grow. When a plant be- on a damp, not wet, cloth and ross thoroughly and dry well.

gins to droop for rub the surface

no apparent of the, leather

a plece of flannel or reason, move it to a larger- briskly. Then rub with a molstoll with a liquid furni- sized pol with soft dirt added cloth without soap. Rub day lure polish of the type that to the bottom as needed. The with a clean, soft cloth. If some needs no rubbing. Spread

new pot should be washed gloss disappears after the first generous film over the silver, thoroughly before the move is two operations, it will be re- in a few minutes, when the made. New earthenware pots plored by the friction produced sliver surface looks hazy, wipe should be soaked overnight "be- by the dry cloth,

off with a soft, dry cloth. By fore they are used.

BOYS' AND

GIRLS'

Willy Toad Becomes a Postman

-Which Is Not Too Easy Since He Can't Read!-

By MAX TRELL

Not for the Shadows

in Hou auty. Then tha. straight for SONY thighs Have tr

PERIA 100k like

* Marino

Beam either side of front thermaid"."

and backs

YES

'London Express darytos.

MAGAZINE

Knarf and Hantd looked at It. It's for Glive, and Snal)," said Knarf.

letter.

E

"How about this one?" said Willy.

them mother handing "That's what I like about being a postman," suld Willy.

Willy

kept the "People

handing them THERE was a knock on

dre always happy to letters but every one Wos for door. When Knarf and get letters. Well, I'd better be somebody else the grasshopper, Hanld, the shadow-children with getting ou. I've got thousands the frog, the cat, the dog, the turned-about names, opened and thousands more letters to several butterfiles, a cricket, It, they found their friend, Willy deliver."

sparrow-until they came to the } Toad, standing on the doorstep,

next to the last letter. exclaimed, *.

Hanid "you're dressed just líkė a post- min!"

Willy smiled. "That's what I

heart

"Since when have you been a Anesse. Instead, he put up the postman, Willy?" asked Knarf, aco of hearts, cashed dummy's good clubs (discarding" a low heart from his hand), and got

Being an alert gent, Moyse SEW what was going on and am," he said.

refused

the therefore

Postman Is Best

to his hand with the ace of "Since about ten minutes ago," explained Willy. "I almost de- be something else, though. I almost decided to bo a motorman, O

a, fireman, a police-

diamonds in order to run the elded to

spades,

Fortunately for declarer, the spades broke, and he could run

Во

"Yes," shouted Knarf, "this one is for usl"

"Final" said Willy. "I'm glad you got one. Mind it I ask whom it's from?"

10:24)

"Hern." Mid Willy to Hanid, "I think this letter is for you.”

students

|rate learning over love, survey says

Cleveland,

Women go to college to get educated, not to snare ä ̈ Kus- band, says Kathryn Hopwood, af associate Dean of Women Ohio State University,

Miss Hopwood, in'n," röport Elven at Cleveland to a group of deans of women, said.sho quest tloned '70 freshmën giris at OSU on what they expected to get from their college years.

First In-impertinea was get- ting an education. Preparing for both marriage 'and a career was second.

"Getting pinned was 99th- on the list, and meeting, men, was 97th," he said. The survey appears to show that marriage- and a career are joined; it ja not a question of one or the atlier."

uld to The college- 'official double-check her findings she gave the group the same fast Ove months later and found no change in attitudes, - United Press,

That Gleam Changes...

4

IGI is the new Glad-Eye

For the gleam in a girl's oye

remains the same through the years, but it gets a new setting from time to time.

G Girl, Fresh from Paris.

The

Willy was just turning to when Hauld, who had glanced at the

on name written

the suddenly shouted: envelope

Friends in the 'South - "Willy! Wait a minute?"

"What's the trouble? asked

new Glad-Eye Giri Gial Willy, turning around.

Knart tord the envelope opon.

is picked by photographer Rubin "This letter isn't for us," ex- "IV's from the Robins.. They've

as the girl with the come- just reached plained Hanid.

Florida where

hliberest eyes in Paris. "Imm't it?" sald Willy in sur- they're going to spend the win-

|":"Gigl," he says, "is the kind of girl who looks stegant in ter! prise.

Finet" sald

It was a letter from

Willy's absolutely absurd clothes. Willy. "I'm

She "No," said Hanid. “It's a Ielter

Willy's new has a pale skin and mahogany

but

you soo nothing but one big trouble about free coat and speckled trousers hair, portainly glad you got a letter. tailor saying that being a postmon You bring were ready and that Willy had her eyes. They are sapphire There's

else but better come in and try them on blue not, sweet, bus, large, letters for everybody never one for yourself

was so clever, and alive.” Willy this time I really better be get off to his taller at once.

axcited

What's now about her glad But on."

cyp? First the shapo, second then be remembered: that a Again Willy was tuming to go, postman's main duty is to deliver the make-up and third the when Kharf and Hand stopped other people's letters first before Conical twinkle behind it.

The gleam that gets the men Willy," sald. Hanid, "there's doing anything else.

mail So off Willy went to deliver wa't always like this, There Ino way, it's a very good thing she letter in your

the rest of the letters in his was a time when it was very "you" old Willy sadly, it's mail sack And Knarf and different.

Lako, for example: sultry stara probably for a spider or a potato Hand hoped that everyone can of Thoda martense, smolid- bug.." What's -- to say on the was able to read better than envelope?", ha deicód,, adowing-It- Willy.

Otherwise they would sting, and ringed with blacie another to his two try for you! felters from all those others that the part timetof Clars

never be able to tell their own smudges,

all live of them, discarding four man or a salesman. But a post- for Blackle Beetle. Can't you learts and a diamond from the man is the best. Here," he said see? B-L-A-C-K-I-E B-E-E-

reaching back and taking a T-L-E.” dummy. East could save only

"Oh, yes," said Willy. "Blackie two cards, and one of them had letter out of his mail sack, "I

Beetle," to be the king of hearts. Hence think this is for you." East had to blank his queen of joy, for they always thought it painful a great occasion whenever they

received a letter.

10 after long and thought.

Once again Sonny saw what Was going on, so he led the {diamond · from his hand to dummy's king, dropping East's blank queen. Dummy's jack. of YESTERDAY'S diamonds then turnished the twelfth trick for a very well-

tarned top score..

PUZZLE

♥&CARD Senses♦

The bidding has been: North East South

1 Heart Pass. 1 Spade

1 N.T. Pops

West Pass

You, South, hold; Spades K-Ja 8-7-3, Hearts 9-2, Diamonds B- 6-4, -Clubs 7-8-2. What do you do?

APam. Your band wasn't. worth a response to begin will, so your certainly can't afford to make a sopòng bid with it. The best way 'Co Indidate, weaknam is is pass.

TODAY'S QUESTION

Kaarf and Hanit shouted with

CHESS PROBLEM

By J. RUCHIWALD Black, 6 plecor.

White, 10 places, 14 While to play: mate in two;.

golution .to yesterday's problem: pro4, any: 2, 4 mates.

The bidding is the ashe A1 WHAT'S HER LINE?

the griestions just ahavruzed; You, South, hold: Birades K-1-8-7)

Hearts De3-2: Dianionde Q44 CLUBS: MAG-LAWhat do you do?:

"The trouble with you, Willy," said Knart, als that yodor know how to read."

ting

"Yes," admitted Willy, "that him. bothered me a little, too, when I decided to be a postman. But,

stilly,

that I can't read. I'm rudo-to read other people's letters."'

Willy started in his.mail sack, again and pulled out letter. "Maybe this one's for "It is for you, you," he said.

See, W-I-L-Y T-O-A-D.”

Rupert's New Year Adventure

Well, or that he wanted to hop

Willy was delivering..

Just Arrived

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