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THE Beachcomber
MAN pushed his way into not to be outdone,
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countered with, a fey words about her father's the office of Mesars, Truscoll, causin, who lives at Altrincham and Venables, Lighterman, Croft, la married to a district nurse, With Fanshaw, Delabole, Mutton, this much in common they find con- versation easier, and Buet has told Smallwood, Gregson, Hunter and her a joke about a collesque named Pawson, Commissioners of Oaths, Watts, who always says, on arriving at the office, "Good morning-12 you and shouted, "If you want to
good morning.” commission any oaths, here are a call
Mimals laughs, and
"I suppose and ways, it was raining.”
Bay Buet, of
course, bui as every day, docs he say it in the summer?" aks there's often a bit of fog? "And Mimsie. "Not when it's fine." says Suet. Oh, gentle, ventia reader! In this the Arst tender blooming of Juve? Or it natural, Imbecil? A question for
a fow to be going on with." 10 then began to wear. Mr Croft ki Mr Delabole led him out into The street. In passing
N opponent of commercial tele- Avalon says that this is obviously 4 sponsored column, and that spon-
pored television programmes would be at the mercy of the blatant vulgarities of Bnibbo 144. This la not correct, I am informed that the boosting would be so mubile and tamtądu, and a cunningly embedded In the material of the programmes, that the most refined gapers would be satisfied. For instance, no direct apoken reference to Shibbo would be trade in a play on the screen. A Large Sibbo sign in the background would be sufficient to remind the gawker that big busineer has a uso for the arts.
Together again
Cocklecarrot
IT has been ruled by a marat
that a car shelter of tubular steel and canvas, on wheels, is not & structure. A flah-sheller of
Wood
and cardboard with one wheel is half a structime, according to a decision of Mr Justice Cocklecarrot in the en of Baba Gobbiestrainer versUS the Baldon Lone Carpet Depot and Connie Calthorpe. Prebendary Tufts Intervening. We now come to the more dimëßit, question: What is a rooftens gas-works on castors? And why?
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AHE you stepping out to buy yourself We
WOMANSENSE
What SHOULD a college
THE
girl
wear
LONDON.
THE news that Somervillo College had banned the wearing of slacks with academic dress set me wondering whether Oxford is getting more prudish about its women students—or more liberal,
With memories of the blue-stocking legend--bedraggled hair, low-heeled shoes and palo lips--I set out to Wiscover what college girls are wearing today,
brainy girl lacks
In spite of official disapproval of trousers worn at lectures, I found that many Oxford girls favour slacks for leisure wear. And they squash the idea that the glamour. With tartain trews under her gown and gipsy hoop car-rings, she can be a tation to the male student, these
temp- days.
The girls like trousers because they are "warm, hard-wearing and
save stockings." But tho trousers have to be tight-fitting. more feminino- than the old- stylo slucka.
are
Black and tartan favourites, worn with black or scarlet flat ballet shoes.
Twenty-one-year-old
Jackle
Belt, third-year history student at St Anne's College, Oxford,
| wears jeans-type trews in black,
with a
gay crew-necked
sweater,
Wendy Frazer, 21, at Somer-
more beauty? ¦ ville, seldom wears slacks, but Planning to take a look at every thinks they сап look well
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error,
de-
on cosmetic counters? (perhaps not with a gown). Put
your mind to the matter. You don't want to tote home
ilers that will prove disappoint- A saving
Ing, and which you'll never use. Creamy.cosmetics are probably the first need because they have to do with the health of your complexion. There are different kinds, compounded for different purposes. Just read the labels.
pur-
Sheila Porter, also 21, finds them practical to wear privately and a great saving on stockings, But
she also feels they should not be worn to lectures.
Man's view comes trom
Those for rejuvenating poses are to be applied if tissuCY
Richard Stanley, of New College, have softened, started to sag. a
Oxford. He has no. prejudico b. This is a good-looks worry he finds that usually the wrong about women in trousers. But hat comes with the years.
Such creams are of a
heavy people are devoted to them. consistency. They offer resist- ance to
Revelo Bosanquet, also ot The fingers. This New College, votes for trouser- Important because friction helps wearing women. He even says do their work. It orders the they are blood streams
good thing for to be up and parties. doing. These creams should be applied to a clean skin surface, How is the fashion sense of so start with a soap-end-water | LONDON students in 19537
BY OSWALD JACOBY
is a well-known fact, that the average Inexperienced player makes too many defen- sive signals. This gives clarer too much information az the location of the high cards.
A certain type of experienced
the player commits
opposito He tries to deceive de clarer by making misleading signals. If the declarer is a good enough player, however, these signals are just as In- formative.
When today's hand was play-o ed in a recent tournament, West had
two chances to hold South to
the minimum. West washing. could hardly be blamed opening the clubs instead of hearts, but hig later "mis- leading" signal was a serious error.
for
of
West opened the queen clubs and declarer took the nee
a
heads
She may lose her
prim glasses, sho' may paint her palo lips...but even in
1953
TROUSERS
MAKE A STIR
IN COLLEGE
by Eileen Ascroft
become
Party dresses have smarter, too. Many of the girls are wearing the new princess line, and they are probably the only age-group that can carry this super-alender. siyle perfection. Sloppy? No
to
I asked one college principal the reason
for. the sudden smartening-up of college girls.
Sho gives three influences: -Reaction to the aloppy make-do fashions of the wor and post-war years.
The publicised looks styles of American collegiates.
Many students now the opportunity to travel
and
have
during vacation. -
egg
The busy discartied A fortnight ago real one.
N egg arrived on my desk a
Other creams ere cleansers, At one college I counted only some in quid form, some light one of the long struggly shoulder emollients. They're just
the bobs that used to be almost thing when you want to tidy up unito. Most
were your face after a busy day and cropped short in boyish styles. before sitting down to dinner. Girls short of money econo- Then there are foundation cos-mise on hats, but I was gind to and ruffed a club at once. Demetics. You will have a wide see that they have clarer get back to dumany with choice. They are interesting and ugly headscarves in favour of a trump, ruffed another club, useful, because they prepare bare heads returned 10 dummy with your complexion for the powder did not see one
A
lipstick. Select a powder the tone of your skin. Be fussy about that. If your skin is dry get a powder seems to be
Fhat choice dor lecture wear One egg provides 60 applica- centuries as beautifiers, chiefly thick tweed or tions and I believe that it has because they consist of living with an olly base.
pinid wool skirts and twin sets, already done good work on at cells, hormones and organic sub- Tolletrics have done a lot for frequently in black, For in least one face (unless that is stances akin to human tissue. women. They help us stay young formal street wear; duffle coats wishful thinking).
Usually the vital action of the and attractive in appearance. and huge fisherman's jerseys. Eggs have been used for egg ends 36 hours after opening.
YOUR BIRTHDAY... By STELLA second trump, and ruffed a club pad.
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 24
work
cs-
for the third time. This tablished dummy's last club and left South with only one BORN today, the stars have given more demonstrative, for your own trump,
you a strong, positive personality, happiness, for nothing else. You have very definite Ideas and ke You will probably
South had to lead out his last do your best trump to draw the trump heid during the middle winter 19 project them aggressively. You are self-opintoned, as a remilt-but months and
should pack your by East. East had already dis- quita juninably so most of the time schedule full of acuvity during this carded a heart on the fourth Still, you are a little envious of any period. You work hard when you round of clubs, and since East who may reach the peak of success
work. Learn to relax as thoroughly, before you do, for you are inclined when it comes Uime to play,
WDS surely discarding from to think that you are not sufliciently Appreciated. Remember that Jealousy is really a sign of weaknessf
CROSSWORD
of
You are cohn and serene under length, it was surely safe for pressure and are one to whom others West to discard the seven are mcilned to look in times of crlls. You enjoy mude and the hearts at this turn. Instead, erts, but in your youth, may think West discorded the deuce you do not have time for such diamonds in the hope of giving Fluxuries. Cultivate a hobby In the aris for uleasant relaxation later E declarer the impression that life.
West's diamonds were worth-.
of
win
You have a keen mind and do not permit your emotions to rule, You have a strong love nature, but you intend to have things pretty muc: your own way and are not one, to, inake concessions by romance! You To and what the stars have in store Jess. weldon show the true state of your for tomorrow, select your birthday affections and the one you love star end read the corresponding South might have gone astray might have a really rugged me dis paragraph. Let your birthday far without this message, but
Learn to be a little be your dally guide. covering · 191
West's discard made the situa WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 25
tion clear. South led a low SAGITTARIUS (Nay, 23-Dec. 22)- diamont Why not
from his hand and Invite close friends or relatives to your house for dinner promptly
put up dummy's ttils evening? You can have fun. queen when West played low, CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan. 201-13 He could next cash dummy's careful to skic-stop arguments. The last nicet maignificant trifle could cause from his hand. His
club, discarding a heart a serious misunderstanding.
next step AQUARIUS (Jan. 71-Feb. 19) was to let the opponents Worry will not help solve a personal a dimod trick. problem. If you can do nothing: about just forget it.
The defenders naturally ro- PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar. 20)-Be sure turned hearts to dummy's Bee, that you have everything in whereupon declaror could take readiness for tomorrow or you may the ace of diamonds and cash find yourself crowded and rushed.
ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 29)-You win the eight of diamonds for his get out of this day, in revolt, exactly 12th trick. what you put into it. You, atone, If West had saved all of his determine your future.
(Apr. 21-May 21)--You made only 11 tricks even if he diamonds, South would have TAURUS may lose your investment unless you obrefute o new
proportion very had guessed the diamonds cor- Indeed. Overlook no rectly. Moreover, if South had knallest detail. last minute shopping for the Thanks: he would have been held to 10 GEMINI (May 22-Jane 213-Do that then misguessed the diamonds giving femat, If plans are made well tricks. The difference wis shead, dinner is a succesal
CANCER (June 22-July 23)-Don't quite important in tournament
20
+2
13
Across
1. Important gallery to some old
Housos 1V}
u. Pind a cenť near the door (0) 10. Cosy home for a liar. (4)
11. Often home drawn, but there
are no Wilcals. -15)
18. Just tiny poetical stream, (4) 14. Misales accompaniment to a
death. 181
18. Atom protection for cuties. (4) 20. Piret word in a fairy tale. (4) 21. Binguine thing to sow when
young. (3)
22. One csa get quite cracked about
them (4)
29. Walt on her and be inspired ?
24. Columbus's men feared ther
would fall over it. (4)
25. Bare at this fower. (8)
3d. Orest redurer of strength in
the Bootch. 14
Down
1. Loo had a part in the led Ram.
(P)
* AT All are in favour, (9)
8. Pre-Onrikun commotion
the pudding,(0)
Join Bits and Reg to OBITE
water. (8).
5. Is could be a powerful measura
at sen, (5).
6."--and this to a' memeure on
land. (4)
7. Untended would szpress it'
1.- (9)
8. Bad when you're in itt good
in you-especially
bioen, M. COYOTE # ORke,, (7) Bo Ter got a hot mesi." (3)
25. Jis was a joinm. (4)
Bite in theatre. Wolne up and so much, it seema, (4)
SOLUTION TO CHECK YESTERDAY'S PUZZLE
be trapped into giving away à secret. Show that you can hold even the slightest confidence as a sacred trust. LEG (July 24-Aug. 23)-Sympathy could inspire you to make a promise which, deep in your heart, you know [you cannot possibly keep.
play.
♥ CARD Senseḥ♦
VIRGO (Aug. 26-Sept. 23)-A good
Q-With both sides vulner- day to write those lettem you may have been postponing. Procrastinateable, the bidding has been? no longer act decisively,
·East,·· · South West North
LIDIA (Sept. 21-Oct. 29-A group I Diamond Pass 1 N.T. 2 Spades of friends may ask you to join them. Poas.
point of view.
Accept, for it will give you a fresh you, South, hold: Spades Q-0-2, SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 2) you Hearts K-J-4-2, Dlamand 7, are careful to complete all prepara- Lions today, for tomorrow's feast, all Clubs A-J-8-3-2 What do you will go well. ·
DUMB-BELLS
YES, AND THEY HAD A CLANDESTINE MARRIAGEE ONE OF THOSE PERFORMED
BY CANDLE LIGHT
COBO TIK TRULY VEDICAT
do?
A-Bld four spades. There will surely, be a play, for gamo It: -your puriner- bas
J. BORNIKË vulnerable overcall at the level of two. – It - would be timid to extend a mere invitation
to game when you can very nearly guarantee it,
_TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding is the same as In the question just answered: You, South, hold;
Q-6-3-2, Hearts
Spades
K-J-4-2,
Diamonda none, Clubs A-J-8-3-2. What do you do?
Answer' Tomorrow
WHAT'S HER LINE?
SOPHIA G. LOTT Rearrange the letters to speŃ. her occupation."
(Solution on Page:20)..
or Berets. And I It was still in its shell, but It face without had been treated to turn it into
a substance like face cream.
"Improper attire · ́for lecturis," according to the authorities of Somerville College, Oxford: trousers worn with a gown.
BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
The King Wanted the Moon
-But It Pushed His Soldiers Down the Hill-
They started pulling the moon in by tugging at the rope and suddenly they all disappeared. I've been waiting here for an hour and not a single one has come back. I can't imagine what became of them?"
By MAX TRELL began galloping across the room. Reaching the wall on the other KNARF and Hanld, the side of the room, the hobby shadow children turned-about
with
the horse wanted to
"Your majesty," said General stop but names,
found General Tin shouted: "Giddap!" Tin, "I think I know what hap General Tin, the Tin Soldier, even louder
and the than before,
pened. Just wait here a moment standing in the middle of the hobby
horse galloped straight and I'll bring all your soldiers playroom reading a telegram into the wall.
And now (even back!", which he had just received.
· Knarf and Hanid thought they stranger to relate), the wall "It's from His Majesty King opened up like a barn door and know what had happened, too. Fat-Wat," he said. "He says they all went galloping through. So while King Fat-Wat waited something terrible is happening
on his red carpet, knor · and
the
to the soldiers in his army. Ho
A few minutes later, they Hamid and General Tin ran wants me to come right away!” found themselves specding up a ground to the other side of the
May we come too?" asked long road that twisted and hill Then they climbed down! Knarf and Hanid.
turned as it led up to the top of the hill. And there, in a heap,
at the bottom General Tin sald they could, the hill. "You may be of some help," he
soldiers. At the top of the hill, stood a told them. "I'm worried about'
beautiful palace, with spires and what King Fat-Wat wrote in his turrets and towere gleaming in telegram. I can't imagine what the moonlight. This was King is happening to the men in his Fat-Wat's Royal Residence.
army.
Strange to Rolato
With that, General Tin leapt
were all
Unsuccessful Ventura
www.
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Ho
King Fat-Wat was pactus Sup and down the carpet.
And King Fat-Wat was glad “We tried to pull the moon in, to see His soldiers againt but we couldn't do it. Instead didn't scold them at all. of our pulling the moon in, the didn't really want the moon," They galloped in through the moon pulled us down the hill," he said. "It's much better off open gates and finally reached the soldiers explained. "Now right where it is, up in the sky King Fat-Wat who was walking we're afraid to go back because
Then he thanked General Tin
on the back of Whoa, the Hobby restlessly up and down along a King Fat-Wat will boy and Kaart and Hanid for their. Horse, Knarf and Hanld climbed Jong, red carpet that had been ang scharf and Honid' and good work. And they all went
up behind him. Then General Tin shouted: "Giddap!" And the hobby horse (strange to relate)
CHESS PROBLEM
By R. BYF Black, 8 pieces.
White, 12 pieces, While to play; mate In two
proble
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Pamela Moore, 21, golden-boired Aistory student at St. Hugh's College, Oxford,, would wear trousers all the time H she could. For entertaining in her room she wears "motador block velvet frowsers, brought from America
But this new process (you crack your egg into a jar and then leave the Ild off) keeps the egg's ective qualities alive almost indefinitely.
Scientific
PEOPLE off to winter sports
ale will be interested in a new shop that has opened to seli featherweight lingerie..
There are
BO many fashion Bids now for air travel that you can pack a 'complete wardrobe and still bo within the weight allowance."
Mrs Richard M. Nixon, wife of the U.S. Vice-President, knows how to pack. I met her in Australia during their good- will tour of the Far East.
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Mrs Nixon took two suitcases and a hatbox and her clothes had to cover hot and cold climates.
The scientifle approach," is Mrs Nixon's solution. Diaphan- ous evening gowns, that don't show a crease, all went over the same basic underslip; hand- knitted wool frocks for cold weather (no pressing) were two of bér ideas. Another brain- waye was a long evening stole af: broende, reversible with velvet, to cover, evening dresses. With this, she could travel with Just one day cont
Try a carrot REFRESHING advice on baby management is given by a young father in a book called Are You Expecting? (by Donald MacDonald, MacDonald Pub- Utentions, 72. Od.)
For screaming babies Donald Macdonald advises: "Put a Ecreen round the chair."
Instead of dummies-ho-Bug→ gests a nice, clean carrot "eut to a convenient size and shape so that baby can't choke on it or swallow it,"
But his craftiest piece of male baby raising was practised, with
a castor oil bottle. He filled an old bottle with whisky, and water and drank it in front of the children' with
apparent enjoyment,
His brood began to regard castor oil as a treat.
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Words of the Wise
Every man who is high up loves to think he has done it all himself; and his wife smiles, and lets it go at that. It's only our joke, Every woman knows that."
-(J. M. Barrio)
No artist's work is so high, important for all time, as the |sọ nóble, só, grand, so enduring,
making of character in a child, -(Charlott Cushman)
Romance, like a ghost, eludes
with us? spread out on the porch.
But King Fat-Wat greeted General General Tin told the soldiers miloping home again on the terrible thing is happening to worried about them than he was right through the wall which you were, not where you are Tin and knarf and Hanid, "A that King Fat-Wat was more back of Whoa, the Hobby Horse, touching. It is always where my-soldiers," he said.
about getting the moon.
(perhaps not so strangely this "He'll be very glad to see you time) opened to let them into Koart and Hanid begged Eing
the playroom bigala. again," said General Tin. Fat-Wat to explain.
King Fat-Wat pointed to the moon which was just- over the top of the hill on the other side at the palace. You see that moon?" sald King Fat-Wat. You see how near the hill It
in
Knorf and Hanid and General Tin all, nodded"},"
"Well," said King Fat-Wat, "I told my soldiers to get a long rope and tie it around the moon and bring it to me. So they got) di Bonár rope and went over to the other side of the hill and throw the rope at the moon and got the rope, wound: nll' around
They did!" exclaimed Hanid "And what happened?” asked
repeated
Rupert's Coral Island-19
The Merboy tips himwit on and have the Guides: mads: the „board the sandbostorih Now then, strange boat, The Merboy, grineva
what's up?" he demanda..I've happily at Well, don't worry, he navir been's craft like this. And some. No trouble at ik", 19a Tella, By: 'He's fish, to pull you what was all that shouting Rupert, just how to prepare for the about ?!!:; Rupert rapidly explaina varrival of phu-Bah, then he dives: how He has come to be on the sea gracefully into the waves.
CALL MONTÉ ZATRVÉRANDED
(G., W. Curtis)
It is holler to bind your children to you by respect and gentleness, thair by four,
-(Terance).
Household Hints
You can add materially to the life of your carpeta if you keep the atmosphere: molat. Many difficultida with wool pile 'car- pota" are "duo to dryness of the mir.AA mood
to beo moisture circulading' is to place fists, bowls, Gorteer Asansol plant idre, or everi, rádiator/paña žiled. wild water in your stoma,"
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idnight"you" buy for it one iaundering, too,
Don't that bultons, braid, detbgs
and wabaar, istekle
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