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THE CHINA MAIL, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1953.

SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL'S WAR

“TRIUMPH AND TRAGEDY.” CHAPTER FOUR

MEMOIRS

HOW WE MASTERED

THE

FLYING

will

yards to

There Wps a lonx

BOMB

urgently on D-Day In reac. 2ot be certain of his safe return, silence and the matter droppe smaller than normal aircraft, and 20 I passed it to an Inter-Service

every so they were difficult either to Committee under Duncan Sandvagh; fighters ranging put over

tion to our Auccensos Normandy.

As

the days passed

and Allied FN the early hours of than the air raids of 1040 and a Member Indigonally neked, and to the fighters had to fly defences in numbers which, al- airmen of Bellah

for smaller than the bombers had died in London's June 13, 1944, exactly 1041. Suspense and strain were "Why have we come back here?" standing patrols, finding and though

another chasing their quarry with the enemy had originally hoped, defence. a week after D-Day, more prolonged. Dawn brought Before I could reply

no relief, and cloud no comfort. Member intervened. "If the hon. help of instructions and running were presenting us with many At the headquarters of the Ate four pilotless aircraft The men

from walk a few commentaries going home in the gentleman

Radar problems.

Defence of Great Britain much knew what he hundred They evening never crossed our coast.

Bird stations and observer corps posis

For the first week of the thought had been given to the would find; his

wife; alb

alone all eage Walk ho will ace the on the ground.. were the premature result

bombardment, I kept the control roles of fighters, and runs. Our The fiving bombs were much in my own hands. But on June dispositions had seemed sensible a German order, sent day or with the children, could reason."

The blind impersonal nature of

The sea and over most of Kent In the missile made the individual

There were poor the Prime Minister's son-in- ́and Sussex, where the

Bombs on the ground feel helpless borough in London was hit. The ace or hit

then

Parliamentary were dispersed,. and guns There was little that he could worst damage lay in a belt ex- chances of a "kill" from much faw,

of Supply) concentrated

in

a belt, nearer that he tending from Stepney and Poplar more than 300 yards; but it was Secretary, Ministry One reached Bethna do. no human enemy

south-westwards to Wandsworth dangerous to open fire from less which war known by the code London where the bombs drew

The into "Crossbow. Green, where It killed six could see shot down.

front as Or Individual than 200 yards, because the ex- name and. Milchom.

a more compret approached their target, people and injured nine;

boroughs Croydon suffered most ploding bomb might destroy the Commitice included Air Marshal they

This seemed to give each Bottomley, Deputy Chief of the the others caused no casual-

hits, including eight n

of defence its best The red flame of their exhausts Air Staff, Air Marshal Hill, Air melled single day, followed bbs in ntlocking Aghter. ties. Nothing further hap

worth, Lewisham, Camberwell, made the bomba casier to ste in fleer Commanding Air Defence chance, and it was no surprise that pened until lato on June 16,

Woolwich .and Oreenwich. the

weeks of dark.

and during the first two of Great Britain, and Cen. Pilo, in the first anti-aircraft batteries when the Germans started My daughter Mary was all

serving their campaign of "retalla- Anti-Aircraft Battery

In the Hyde Park Bockenham, Lambeth, Orpington, nights our anti-n

fred on them and Anti-Aircraft Command, and Purley, West Ham, in London On the Chislehurst, and Mitcham." claimed to have brought many tian" ("Vergeltung") in morning of Sunday, June 18,

About three-quarter of down. This tended to serve the carnest, More than 200 of when I was at Chequers, Mrs

were million houses

damaged, enemy's purpose, since some ef the missilea came against us Churchill told me she would pay 23,000 of them beyond repair, the missiles might otherwi:s fallen in open country within 24 hours, and over a visit. She found the battery But although London was the have

in action One bomb had 3,000 were to follow in the

passed over it and demolished worst sufferer, the casualties and beyond the capital.

dam

orced well outside sprecu next five weeks.

house in the Bayswater Road. he

Parts of Sussex its

The

General Ofeer Commanding Campaign Indeed in all other

ON July & I unfolded to the could do very much beter with

campaigns previously, the fighters had much more success thon the guns. By the second week of July, however, Gen. Pile and some disstrning experts come to the ccnclusion that the guris

to the House of Commons, many cut undue prejudice whose

fighters the constituencies were feeling success of the the strain of the attack, the batteries were moved on to the

action preparation and

the coast,

Their Radar for are control taken since Government had the Metropolitan early in 1948. At any safe, no would have more scope, and it were aimed at Tower Bridge, fell RING In

arca was therefore stopped, one could say that we had bees would be safer to use the fused 'shells which the over country- and by June 21 the guns had caught by surprise. There was proximity

now far and wide side from Hampshire to Suffolk, moved to the advanced line mi no complaint. Everyone saw we were

One landed near my home at

The Flying Buinb, as we came

While my wife and daughter 4o call it,

"Bamb Was named "V.1" by were standing together on the and Kent, popularly known as Alley" because they lay black Mater.

hoped with grass they saw a tiny since he

the од line of route, paid a heavy out, of the clouds, some reason-at

only object dive

the first of a series

es of terror which looked as if it would fall toll: end weapons which German research very near Downing Street,

My car had gone to collect the tatters, and the driver was, as

and

Iry

bombs. although

power

arriving from

*

which was driven round by the going on. There was a direct UR Intelligence had accurately at some bombs would escape would be done to defent this and 600 Bofors guns had to be

and

would provide. To Londoners, the doodlebug", the new weapon was soon known

the

01 buzz tonished to ace all the passersby

bombs flew at heights which we made easier by our hopes of a bomb,' from

the striden; sound in Parliament Square fall flats Westerham, killing, by a cruel, the North Downs. Many of the just had to lump it, an ordeal America.t of its engine, which was a jet their faces. There was a dull mischance, 22 homeless children at first thought would be awk- successful advance in Normandy. of new and ingenious design. explosion near by and everyone and five grown-ups collected in ward for the guns, rather too low

Arrangements had been made o their business. The a refugo made for them in the

for the heavies and too high for The bomb flew at speeds up went

to evacuate mothers and children the others; but fortunately

deep. shelters THE an hour, and at homb had fallen on the Guards woods. to 100 miles

proved possible to use the heavies and to, open the.

new deployment was a heights around 3,000 feet, and it Chapel at Wellington Barracks.

vost undertaking, and it was against lower targets than we which had hitherto been held in enrried about a ton of explosive. A spacial service for which a

reserve, and I explained that had previously thought.

executed with the most praiac- In

human It was steered

of distinguished a magnetic large number

everything We had

of course. M

worthy speed. Nearly 400 heavy realised, was officers its range

of the Brigade, active compass, governed by a small propeller and retired, had gathered, was

novel onslaught; but I ended on both fighters and guns. and

moved

re-alted. Throo of telephone cable Abusand miles of hit.. The

fore old six months before these we tried to parry by a vast a note which seemed appropria's whole building was passage of the bomb through the

second.

were laid; 23,000 men and demolished air.

and how the missiles would perform, balloon barrage deployed to the to the mood of the hour."

and the There can be no question of women were moved, nearly

Guardsmen, including but we had not found it easy to south and southeast of London. 200

campaign

allowing the slightest weaken- vehicles of Anti-Aircraft Com- many distinguished officers, and prepare fighter and gun defences In the course of the their relations and friends were of adequate qually. Our fustest the barrage did in fact catch

ing of the battle in order to mand travelled 3m miles in a

In four lea week. stripped and 232 bombs, each of which would left killed er maimed under The

in scale Injuries specielly

diminish have fallen ruins. This was a tragic event. boosted, could barely almost inevitably WHEN the propeller had re- 1 was still in bed working at my overtake the speedlest missiles. somewhere in the London arco.

The To make things worse.. Nor had we been content with V volved n number of times boxes when my wife return entary Bred the bombs lai salvoes, defensive measures. The original les," 30 in number, from which corresponded to the dis- "The battery has been in petion."

"end the Guards in the hope of suturating our "akl sites," tance of

the heenid, London from

defences. Our normal procedure which the bombs were to have launching site. the controls of Chapel is destroyed."

In France, had was too slow, been launched I gave directions at once that of "scrambling" the missile were tripped to ninkr

been heavily attacked by our The blast the Commons sheld retire again to earth. it dive

1943 bombers from December House. damage was all the more vicious to the Church

whose

•In Drder of intensity—4 Onwards

and

substantially because the bomb

structure cifere. usually ex- modern steel

bombs

per 100 acres the order eliminated. But despite all our before penetrating the somewhat more protection than

tode different; first the City of

Penge, efforts, the enemy had succeeded ploded

the Palace of Westminster This

London area, and then ground. -

the assault from Deptford, Green In Launching Herinondasu. and This new form of attack im- Involved a lot of messages

wich, Camberwell, Lawisham, Stepney, Poplar, Lambeth, Bot new and less pretentious sites, posed upon the people of London rearrangement. We had a brief

and bombs were penetrating our a burden perhaps even heavier interlude in Secret Session, and

tersea, fitcham and Wandsworth.

NATHANIEL GUBBINS

HEN Lord Beaver- omaments during a radio play on a visiting brook kicked and her revenge

boy friend by ring him out of Nathaniel Gub the kitchen window,

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quite

it

kick when you

which, though the

they may Inflict

move to

the was completed.. few days after the re-

people and Stering on matr. combined-do-

Krievous

I change to some ex- tent the normal regular life fences destroyed as far fewer

because and industry of London, will bombs, mainly never stand belween the 'ghters were much

on their

the

.British nation and their duty the new ewitilan."""Pèred by

in the van of a viclerious and movement. avenging world.

But this setback did not last long. The guns soon got their grip, and the results, improved fapidly.

By

It may be a comfort to come to feel that they are sharing in the end of August, not more no small degree the perils of

thon one bomb. In seven got our soldiers overseas, and that through to the London area. The the blows which fall on them "record bag" was on Aug. 28. diminish there which in other when 94 bombs approached our forms would have smitten coast and all but four were des- our fighting men and their troyed. The balloons''caught allies. But I am sure of one two, the fighters 23 and the guns thing, that London will never 05. The VI had been

mastered. be conquered and will never The Germans, who keenly fati; and that her renown, watched the performance of Qur triumphing ever every ordeal, guns from across the Channel, So, from Dr Gubbins you will top of the new waistilne, and and very short

will long shine among men. toon learn the bitter truth about very mad

We now know that Hitler had the access of our artillery. They were completely bewildered by your imaginary allments and women will give the illusion of

walking lampshades thought that the new

ne solved the mystery the dark, secret places of your small

ew weapon had still would be "decisive" in fashion when their launching sites were horrid little mind. From Old wearing hals.

ing his own distorted version of overwhelmed in the first wock of

Even his pence,

inliitty September by the victorious and of the terrible things that aro

same very pe

advisers, who were less obsessed rapid advance of the British and waistline, be than their master, hoped that Canadian armies from Normandy and you.

If the prophecies high Empire

that ginning at the top of the heat London's agony would cause to Antwerp. frighten you remember

that

short mad, tutor

diverted except AS Gubbins, jiko Beaver O.M.G, is normally 100 per cent ex A ̈ brook, was born under the wrong

women will wear large wide some of our armies to bo hats to give the illusion of less to a disastrous landing in the Pas in an attempt jo sign of Gemini and is influenced by Mercury,

Another messenger of the

came flying bulk. Very short, very fat, and de Calais

hide capture the launching siles. But still typing very mad women will

Hiko neither London nor the Govern- gods, he changes his mercurial over the rooftops,

themselves under hats mind about people and politics madly, was Peek-A-Boo, Gub-

bins' own social pest and fash- enormous soup plates and give ment flinched, and I, had keen almost every day.

the illusion of walking mush-able to assure Gen. Eisenhower

on June 18 that we would bear thereafter the ordeal to the end, asking for from, hombs

Moore Gubbins you will learn FOR SHORT, MAD, FAT

consider that Beaverbrook The Gemini Boys of pers to the world WOMEN. The

is such a little chap and Gubbins is only an inch and a half under 6ft,. and weighs 14 stones,

The kick was so powerful thut Gubbins landed on the other side of Fleet Street.

Beaverbrook has changed his mind about Gub-

Before

landfall mercurial making kleks were passed down by bing. Gubbins and his life partner, The Plucky Little Woman, fo Gubbins has changed many who relied on their

favours.

The P.L.W. started off by firing the milkman. When Gub-

"There's bins sald,

nothing wrong with his milk" the PLW. There was nothing replied wrong with your column."

the be

Gubbins then warned newsagent that, he would fired if bills were not presented every week, The P.I.W. wanted to fire the grocer, the butcher. the fishmonger, the baker

and

the entire town counell at the Utile seaside resort where we live,

Drunk with power we then held a directors' meeting on whether wo should fire our / alderly rotalner who has work- ed well for us for many years and never done us any harm,

She was saved by a major- By vote of two to nothing in her favour. But she will never know how nearly the poised axe

jon snoop.

Shc

who

rooms,

with a here landed

bruised and bump. Although hlsing away. She is one of the few mercurial mind about Beaver people in Fleet Street who loves brook. If Benverbrook knew writing. In fact, only death will stop her. This is what she says

shaken, she still went on bang- Funny Lord

about the new line for woman:

Fashion Note

1

YET another who has landed

the here is Lord Gubbins, eccentric peer who is known as though the last of the wits" many who do not appreciate his humour call him "the last of the twits."

no change In his strategy in ing France.

UR

LTHOUGH

the. Germana

irritated

Us

time to time with fly- launched from

aircraft, and with * fow

long-range bombs from Holland. the threat

all about 9,000 Insignificant. In henceforward bombs were launched against London, and about 2,400 got Our total civilian

U bombing attacks of

througword 0.184, killed and launching sites went on for 17,081 seriously injured.

Our Intelligence had played s

a time, but it was clear before the end of June that those were

Somebody once recorded in now poor targets. Bomber Com- vital part. The size and per-

OR TALL WOMEN, A his diary: "Lord G. the mand, anxious to share more formance of the weapon, and the

FOR

ig I

nowing

I was

smooth,

princess funniest storyteller ever effectively in relieving London, intended scale of attack, were they known to us in excellent time. "better ones; exhausted with sought

and they line with waist. beginning just heard.

found.

enabled our fighters to be The main were soon above the knee, giving the laughing."

ready. The launching -illusion of a shorter

fer the flying mado. legline.

New readers will be able to storage depota

altes and the storage caverns Begin- bambs in France now lay in delight. Very tall women will wear an shura this Veen lower, waistline, giving the ning next week, Lord. Gubbins's few large natural caverns around bombers to delay be attack and were found, enabling our Illusion of legs boginning Just storytelling-wlity, Irreverent, Paris, long

mitigate its violence. To all our above the ankles.

piquant, and often pointless mushroom-growers at St sources, many of whom worked and: sonto this paper.

len amid deadly danger, Leu d'Esserent You will be fascinated by his valley, was rated by the Germans knows to us, I pay my tribute. account of how Lord Gubbins to store 2,000 Sombs, and it had know

good Intelligenco aluno

will be published exclusively in / cone of these in the Olse whom will be for over un-

waistlines round was one of the arst 10 open {aúpplied ·70 ¦ peroènt of all the BUYN - DOET

Early in

.usolcak.

fell upon her devoted grey head what Gubbins is thinking about A, smooth, Sowing princess which Alfred the Great burned 1000 spa tying bomba made absoluto by, the victory of

as she hummed happily at the him at this moment he would

sink?

be chocked.

ta

American

Icast

FOR

WOMEN SHORT iligh Empire walsiline, giving the illusion of a longer leg line. Very short women will wear their

Jung. giving the illusion his ancestral home to visitor bombs Ared in Jun their necks. This is Gubbins', Ides of

a nob, and once July it was utterly destroyed by Fighters, bombers, gun, bal- of legs beginning just under the at a bob the devil cat-drawn by—shoulders.

sold to a gullible American an Bomber Command, using some loons, scientists Civil Defence, old boking-Un (discarded by of their heaviest bombs to crush and all the organisation that lay Gubbins,

as the tin in the roof in.

rated Another, ted to

bohind them, had each played FOR TALL, MAD WOMEN. Lady Gubbing)

smashed by their parts to the full, It was a We know groat and concerted' defence, How he saves money by line with a waist beginning be the cakes, low the ankles, giving the im- shooting bluebottles instead int at

in thi

this our armles in France... pression of no legs at all. Very

to shoot were retrievably buried Moreover Gomints have dual mad women, believing they of going to Scotland

all

TTHON there, and the Germans were Di August. personalities. And Gubbins has have no legs, will be unable to grouse on the Glorious Twelfth one cavern. Lorton was spared. several,

walk, while very tall and very

who forced to use, bombs of a typo Lord Gubbins, mad. women will wear belt

*

which they -had.:"previously Among these personalities round the ankles : and hop fives, in semi-retirement in the

unsatisfactory. Walmer District, condemned as also kicked across the street of about, looking like giant non- Deal and

Our hot

bombers

did not achieve. She was told that in future ink are Dr Gubbins, the Flect gains competing in a one-legged over tires of a crack ho-made she would have to live on Ice" Street, quack and phoney pay- race,

many summers ago and repeats their success without loss. Of all. our forces they were the cartest Iandle cod instead of rabbit and, chiatrist, Old Moora

́ad naitseam: N Hver, though she would get four the ancient and discredited FOR SHORT, MAD WOMEN. On a hot day he went into a god again the Rying They hod. aflocked ounces of liver as compensation astrologor and Mal Manger, -Very high Empire waistlines bar, ordered a pint of wallop, bombs. for loss of office.

the world's worst clief, who has begirming at the top of was and said: "It's a Doni Walmer research centres and factories in

local Germany, and launching sites and (World", "Copyright, enge As the expected twice

as enten more disgusting meals of, head, giving the illusion of legs today," Sycophantic much she had her revenge on his own preparation than any beginning under the ears. Very people, who dearly love a lord, supply depols in França. By the Reproduction, even partial V ur by breaking a couple of man alive,dai kalunggal ya mad women will wear a hat on haven't stopped-laughing gatekjend of the campaign nearly 2,000 any language, strictly

Finally Cubbins decided fire Lottle the Devil Cat (you will hear more about her later) from her idle and luxurious life and sheltered occupation.

Gubbins

Witty

`shglia," which:"\/soene denones to explodeda.. they passed near the vikarpet, l'omee Camperose to jise over land

if they mûved the / targes badty. they did not explode, until they „Jell” to earth,"

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