Colonel UP and Mr. DOWN... by Walter
BY.
THE • WAY by Beachcomber
|ATOMIC IMESEARCH STATION
They mirae orch ather
MISS HELEN THAUDEL who d
twier: 11 Ite unlucky.
·AVE has deserted opera for the night clubs, has a long way to go to equal the charming un- conventionality Emilia Rust
UZZI.
***It has been related how Rust gurr), steticing og of boredom 20 ihe audience
Wagner
what, what it was also trust
gertups." Two days Inter Trivia flew in to London senin and whe met angrily by her third and frih husbands. The Priner. Who Ind
own back to New York, WEW maliciously met by his second and fourth wives. The whole Int of them don't seem to be just Itfonds,"
social rerne.
All Miss Slopcorner, i have
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THE- CHINA · MAIL, THURSDAY, NOVÉMBER 5,; 1953.
JACOBY ON BRIDGE
Reasoning Helps Any Play Win
By OSWALD JACOBY;
WOMANSENSE
HELPING YOUR CHILD] WITH HIS
I
HIS HOMEWORK
By Garry C. Myers, Ph.D.
or
05.
THE nearest to profanity many kush other words TH
"lazy," "dumbbell," "You" don't heard my over
try." father speak was, "Con- pay attention."
"If you would only Such words found you!" 1-heard him alone are not severe, but rather
tone Buy it. when provoked to the angry shouting anger by a horse, cow or which they are uttered.
At such time, 'the young- other farm animal. Where-
ster's trouble may not be as my father supposed, he limited to confusing one fact or wasn't saying anything. symbol with another. Instead, bad, it was a pretty nasty his mind may just be blank, or expression, taken literally, carn him more vituperations. I might add that I used this expression pretty freely in my boyhood on the firm,
Even at the enlmest moment, feeling no fear of rebuke while reading, a child may con-
fuse the words "was," "were" from anyone.
On
any night, thousands of and saw," or even some other.
word. In confusod GTO
spelling, he may con
*"pale" over their studles with a father fuso "then" and
and er mother, meaning well, criel- and
old errors may come forth
Youngster's Trouble
"pail," "there,
to
summented a keen observer of the TODAY'S hat is inken frem school children during
the Annls of last year's Na- opera, stepped lawn to the font ights and rallied them with "Ch. Is it love?
tional Team Championships. The Riis. I'm devil for fruit, whist
irrepressible Johnny Crawford y adding to the awful confu- "two," and so forth. Worse aull, thought it was o good time wgion. Though the parent may in spelling or reading, he may bld. He knew that comebody
conveys the some impression by
with had a good hand, and he wanted
and so on, [{
especially when these letters begin words. Many children, суста in the second grade, often confuse
guzzi who, in the great durt in the enclosing the permit to apply for open the bidding with a shutout not shout, "Confound you!" ho confuse b with d, p with q, wi
jecond agt of & Pericolow Spot -
to plague that player.
greut pleasure 17
licence for a bird-cure. The words: geGal, when Bruccoll roared on wheels" were added in er love in a fiery phrase repeated four on the accompanying form 1.27/314 times, whispered to him, "I heard P/ƒ{320/0/14/CJ./201/5{0. and you the fat time."
should be tamnored, as referring to To and fro
The mobile horse-trough. ↑ du "nat, An four after Prince may speak: frankly, regrunt an HAL
error whleli proekted me with the Baltamatta New out of Londen Airport to New York, Trivia any opportunity of meeting you. Pray flew in from New York.
let me know if I can umur you in bang for a full | minute by the any other woy, You will note that clock (It seemed Immediately, flew, out Again, ord
like an hour arrived in New York seven thinutes fice pt source, not the time), and then bid six aftor the Prince und nown out be filled up in quadruplicate, and again to London. Friends of Trivia that your signature must be set- hearts.
nessed by Justice of the Prace.
"She
d. "It would almost seem 113#f they were trying to avoid ench other, but it is only a new form of
He succeeded, but the plagued
Jay Becker. Jay studled
ployer was his own partner-B. Do You Agree? letters of the alphabet.
The usual way a parent' or
⚫ WITH novels! Dorothy teacher tries to help a child
Sayers, who remarked the other day to a friend: “The West had to guess at the open-luckiest women in the world are Ing lead and happened to fish weeen like us who have too out the four of clubs. A dĩa- | much to do” mond opening lead would have the contract Immediately,
• WITH since East could have-taken two to help him to deliver milk by puldamond tricks.
publicity A friend of the Prince Prompt action
DUMB-BELLS
WHY DID
YOU SELL
YOUR COWS
F
WELL, THE SALESMAN SAID IF
WE BOUGHT THE MILKING MACHINE! WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO MILK COWS ANYMORE
59G THE LINEA SUNDICAT
Sinceraly ORTS,
Charles Suet.
THE other day a dalryman, who had been In -health, was aned £ for allowing his daughter
Bennet,
Arnold quoted in a new mag zine, a "It's the dolliers of
ing an electrle træycle of Houf for With the actual club lead. | marriage that ruins 1!" ... ?
strous
onfure
Ailence the
70 yards alojes ayout. The man however, South made his slam expecially in "iree democracy." by drawing trumps and discard- became clear when it was found ing two diamondsong on the that tits, tricycle-float travelled, for
on the part of the 28 yards, at a speed of are of clubs, and
early too miles an hour. itealising dummy's Inst spade. that the was not exaugh. the Law:
340
You might wonder how it is
ruled that tris dairyman must not that two of the best players in
A the float again for 12 months. But, with a humantly that makes the country, happen.
ane proud of our “way of life," the! daughter www enly" 1incu ten shillings
WHAT'S HER LINE?
RITA A. D. storie
Re-arrange the letters to spell her occubation.
(Solution on Page 10)
YOUR BIRTHDAY... BY STELLA
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THE PROBLEM: "I am having
with such confusions is to dave him ste and use the confused items close together in time or place. If the child confuses b with,d, he sees and hears these together over and over, either as letters or as parts of words. Or if he confuses "there" and "then," he is tutored these words at the same time. After
long many มนุ
practco periods he still may confuse them.
ла
on
Some 'years ago I published In the American Journal of Psychology a research on this matter which suggested items easily confused can best be cleared up and mastered if
taller than, together in
my first baby in a few months time. My husband feels same study period..
I should just carry on as usubi, but I am not sure if this view
is right. Please advise me."
PERFECTLY A
An Easy Way
to
Give your hat a chance. Let your face be seen. Don't ruin both with fluffy hair, untidy hair, or a long, straight gap between hat and curl. short or sleek It back!
HAIR MAKES MAT
Cut your hair
What About YOUR Hair?
By ANNE SCOTT-JAMES
due to
NE
TEARLY every woman FAULT 1 la highly excusable. FAULT 3 may be
knows how to make dressers who can cut and style poor circulation, wrong diet or You can count the hair-many causes; Ill-health, &,baby, the up by the time she is 20. well on the fingers of one hand, just too many person top of
She knows how to look Unless you are of the lucky each other.
after her skin; what cos. women who,can go to a top metics and colours suit her colour, your hair is probably I suggest you tackle. Il being butchered in the cutting radically. You certainly need and tortured in the setting. Oh. treatment, whether it is a those finger waves and sausage' course: curls!
of calcium or oil masmage Sce your addresser, your doctor, if necessary, and I suggests that when your hair find out the cause.
to copy: Choose P is, cut you give the hairdresser
simple,
THE OLD
on ono
AQ 104:3 Q1003
ANSWER
Д
None
· and
an invalid...
Enst
East-West vul. South
Pass 3
Pass
West North Puss G1 Pass Poss Opening lead-in 4°
THE NEW ANSWER
If you are trying
help best. your child who confuses b with natural event, concentrate
She gets her eye in for clothes of the Carry on as you confused items, say on d. Let
at some stage between 25 and Would usually....
* 30. the child see and use this letter Common sense will over and over in various words, help you to lead a perfectly not all the while keeping bout of KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH short style with a
BUT SHE STILL DOESN'T mab life. Remember your
his sight and hearin When husband is going through
at HER HAIR. dimcuit time foo... The
There's no
last ho has mastered d, have
sculptured Inc. Dressed in her best clothes, nees to make a fussyou're not him briefly compare it with b.
FAULT and sho
2 la Do likewise with "there"
easy to cure. still disappointingly Don't jam a new hat on an oki MAKE
"ther," fuss.
or other homonyms. misses being chic. Now clothes, hair-do. Think of the two Remember, it's your
In studying arithmetic, if the a pretty face, nice legs and together. The
hats chlid last chance. After-
confuses
don't add up to a smart doll's size, so the hair must go the fundament-shoes wards it's the baby processes, by adding when woman if her hair is a mess.
up to meet the hat. Pick one that gets the fuss-he should subtract or vico
versa, don't have him odd and Four hair faults can spoil her
new
are
ing and the money.
1. A bad hair style.
today, the stars appear to rare coitions and your job in have given, you more than your publishing.
Your emotions due share of material wealth, but
are strong but you there are Indications that true hap. are a tile too Bekle in your affec piners with be a little more difficult Lions for your own best good. You
So create a situation where subtract at the same sitting turn-out. Your moods are such want to be sure that you fuve found to come by,
smallest whim is law. Help an keep separate the that you cannot be completely happy the right one before you wed, for once contact that can be defeated by you
he is most Don't Demand a corned-beor sand- Items unter your cultural and intellecite you make your choice. It is for lite the right opening lead,
likely to life is being conilmully timulated. But don't be too casual in your at sniff too hard at the slam con- wich in the middle of the night. confuse, until one of theso Yet, you will have to keep your tachments or you may false out win tract, since after all It was Insist he does the washing up. items has been securely zase to the business grindstone if the right one does come along.
is called wast, perfection in your romance, actually fulled. Strangely
Expect you are to achieve what
the
bunch of Mered worldly "ucers." Thus, the two vel if you are too much of a per- enough it's a good contract, flowers, the box of chocolates, aldes of your nature will be con- fectionist in affairs of the heart, vau
let uniers you can utilise your in may end up by spending your life If you took the twenty-six and the amp of tea:
You
-Discourage-the-view-that-you
Kenuity to find something which-will-nionet-And-that-would-only-bring East-West-cards, - shuffled-thean i na only doing what lots of othor i
and dealt them out about a hundred times,
South
satisfy both sides of your nature. Jasting unhappiness for one of your
You might become a theatrical emotional nature, producer: art proinotor.publicity.
number of things To find what the stars have in director or any which call for business acumen as ature for tomorrow, select your birth- well as originality of thrnight and day star and read the curresponding way to s Iden. Fond of literature, you might paragraph, Let your birthday star find your cultural outist in collecting be your daily guide.
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 6
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 223-
Your Ideas are best,
would women have done before you, Don't believe for ik moment that it's as bad for him as it is for you. Insist that he pampers you.
And if you do feel as right as a pippla-never let on,
make the slum in something like to seventy cases. The slam reasonable contract it South made it only about fifty times
hundred cases. out of a LIBRA (Rept, 24-Oct. 21)-Avoid Forget about the actual East- SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)-Utillko your full store of patience in dealing taking the advice of an inexperienced West holdings, and do some gen- If the opening af importance. cral reasoning. with people today, even one who 1 person on a matter actually reasoriable.
lead is
strong is a spade, you are a favourite to make four spade tricks and therefore the slam,
It the opening lead is a club, you may set up dummy's jack by ruffing or you may develop four spade tricks. If the spades and clubs fall to develop, you can tead a diamond towartla duminy in the hope that West has the seo.
You may need to reorganise your budget to keep within bounds of Your Ingame. Do it now.
op-
CAPRICORN (Dec, 23-Jan. 20)-Be sure that you know all, there is to,
some busines know about portunity before you accept it
AQUARIUS (Jatt. 21-Feb. 19)- Get all the work done that must be finished and then you can plan to Enjoy le week-end.
VIACES (Feb. 20-Mar. 20)-Some- thing unexpected and upasual today could prove excentionally fortunate for your future prospects,
AER (Mar. 21-Apr 20)-Utilize your neelal aptitudes to the utmost and you will reach exceptional re *wards at this time.
TALRUS (Agr. #May21)- Forcing a decision is not the best policy Just now. Take things D iley come along, rautiessly,
GEMINI (MAY 22-Jung, 21)—A new dos can lead toward a new recess. Be constructive; put into tant
June 22-July 23)-A
Pan
now business opening or mai advance- ment on the job you have is clearly in today's napetis.
LEO (July 20-Aug. 23)—You can
CHESS PROBLEM
By F. METZENAUER Black, 6 pieces.
Inake a good business profit today. White to play: mäte in three,
If you are oaiete and kaep your eyes
open for an opportunity.
White, 9 piecca.
Solution to yesterday's
VIRGO (Aug. 24-8eft;. 23)-Clear ❘ problem:
If the opening lead is a dia- mond, you must play low from the dummy in the hope Uint West has led from the queen. (He would not be likely to underload the acc.) You arc set immediately if East has both pee and queen of diamonds --provided that West then lends the sut The odds are against each of these possibilities, and very much against both taking place:
Then
the
The situation would be very different it North bid the hand "scientifically.” chance of a diamond opening lend. would-be greatly increased,
particularly good. shot..
the decks for important future action 1, QxKIP, any:. 2. Q. R. or Ktnud the slam would not be a and you will feel a true sense of
(cli, or dut ́chi) mates. Katisfaction.
1985
“Thi" is ¿Dónnid
id Dailey, 227 Elm Street. Tell his
parents I quit.""
CARD Sensed♦
Q-With neither sido vntner able, the bidding has been: North East Bouth Went 1. Heart.1 Spade 2 Clubs Pass 2 Hearts Pass
You, South, hold: Spades K- 7-5, Hearls 6-3, Diamonds K-B-3, A-K-J-8-5. What do you Clubs do?
must
"A—Bld_two_no-trump." You make a second try for game since you have a count of 14 points in bigh cards opposite an opening bid. You cannot afford to jump to gumo in no- trump since you have only one spade stopper."
**** TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding is the same as In the question" Jüst knowered. You, Bouth, hold: Spädes K-J-5, Hearts (8-3, Diamonds: K-Q-8, Clubs A-K-J-B-5. What do you
--Answer Teniorrow
HO
--ANNE EDWARDS
chossWORD
Астряя
1 Plenty of room. (9)
7. For ase of these you need, a
Recond, (4)
9. Pertume despatched without a
100, (4)
10. Collectively, it was the gug Reg
ALO, (U)
11. O storu ↑ Make things moyo. (0) 13. You might get the WTOSH OBD
by the ear. (3)
15. Part of the scenery for a mine
show ? (4)
10. Command to a watch? (4).
17 Charm which
animal, (0) A
19. Zodiac No, 8, (3)
2 profily. I
coztatha
un games, but so 22. Tear it eunder | (4)
Bounds like an epidemic in the chimney (G) 25: Pure for 21. froo ) (5).
Teachers, (4),
Down
Just men,
Charlie's favourite drink. (9) Muddy doy 7.(8)
3. A lean rope. (9),,
4. Doak man. (8)
5, tender
Testament)
or
Char", "{{New
4. There meat in this twisted
direction w
9. but not in its opposite. (4)` 1 x dia
routed. 104 in a car and WAY
18. Condition induced by pride, (01- 18. The object or a dua in to make
one of these. (5)
16. Not galte-one more to go; (3)
20. Lemudi bas, & non-fler Anglate.
(3),
SOLUTION
TO CHECK YESTERDAY'S WE PUZZLE.
mas-
2. Hair wrong with her hat, 3. Hair In poor condition. 4. Fine "difficult"' hair.
BOYS' AND
Hanid Meets Dr.O'Scowl
of three styles: either very short hair; or hair brushed up and curling round the hat; or longer hair, skinned primly back,
I suggest you stop yearning for something fully round the
cars,
**
FAULT 4 in the commonest beauly problem of them all. Ultra-fine, ultra-soft, hair may round attractive, but it is pilson to manage.
I surrest: a shorter cut, a. and Insist on "club" cutting Armer perm to give it "body" instead of thinning."
If
your hair is difficult in the opposite way too thick and coarse-it needs the opposite treatment. Skilled thinning will give it smoothness and shape.
London Express Service,
GIRLS' MAGAZINE
-He Was Treating the Animals Aches and Pains--
By MAX TRELL XHY, Pixie O'Scowl!" Hanid Wexclaimed. "You look just
like a doctor?"
Pixle O'Scowl,
It,"
caterpillars. They're constantly falling out of trees."
"I've
und
twenty of thom and put lodine;" on their cuts and bandages, on their bruises. I gave all of them good advice; too. I told them, to walk like the rest of us. Instead of hopping all over the place, Do you thinks they paid any-at- tention: to mo?!
"No," said, Honid
Pretty Foolish
pretty
"Really?" said Hanid. Pixie 'Scowl nodded. got to see three of them right who was now with broken legs, four of dressed in a long while cont and them, with cracked skulls was carrying a little black bag, another that's black and blue all and for a moment it looked as if Pixie O'Scowl looked at Hanid, grumbled: "That's what I am. over. And don't think," he said, he were going to scold her. And I don't like
"that I didn't advise those silly Finally, however, he smiled. "E.. This
conversation
look place caterpillars not to climb a tree in front of O'Cheer Hall where unless they used a ladder. And
he chuckled, "I'm Pixie O'Scowl and the rest of did they follow my advice? They, squirrels from cracking foolish to think I could the Pixies lived, Usually Pixie did not!”
open nuts, caterpilars. O'Scowl was to be found in the By this time, Pixie O'Scowl climbing trees, and grasshoppers mushroom garden, digging and was so angry that he paced up from hopping." hoeing and weeding. No one had and down with his hands behind ever seen him in a white coat his back and his long white coat like trying to keep a dog from...
Hanid, Pixie O'Scowl Told Hanid Aboyt "It would be," said
A Bruised Caterpillar, with a doctor's bag.
trailing out behind him,
Imbarking, or a cat from mewing, "Then there are the grass or a bird from staging, orja peo At that instant, a
You'd think, to look at from humming."..
robin-cama rushing up to Pixie O Scowl, that they were, sensible
... A
crying: "Dr. O'Scowl! Pleas look to sea
yes, my dear, you're right," hurry! One of my youngsters
..
Isn't Any Fun
rock.
from
יז
He now put the doctor's bag.
creatures and would bab on the ground and sat himself where they were hopping before agreed Pixie O'Scowl, having just fell out of my nest. I'm down on ton of "There's nothing I hate worse they hopped. But they're
foolish 89 everybody else.
"Some of.
n_massy
ho said to Hanld in his grumbi-
picked up his little black bag afraid he's hurt! We live in tho again and neatly buttoned his Elm Tree on the other side of
Ling volce, "than being a doctor. ditches. Som them hop into long white coat. "It's no use the road, Picaso come at once!!!
of them bump in complaining about what can't be But somebody has to do it. It's to trees. Some of them try hop- helped.. certainly no fun."-
guess I'm glad, too, Pixie O'Scowl said, “Yes, yes, ping over high fences and come that I know enough about doe--I'll be there," then he turned-to "My goodness," sald Hanid, tumbling down on the other toring to be able to 'cure' their. Hanid and shrugged: "You see
side. I've got to soc at Icast aches and pains”?
is anybody sick?".
"Anybody?" exclaimed Pixie O'Scowl. "Everybody in sick! I never saw so much aleless - in'
all my
life!"
This nows qulto alarmed Hanid, who promptly demanded to know who was sick..
"Well, first of all," said Pixie O'Scowl, here are half a dozen have squirrels. All of them toothaches from cracking open walnuts with their teeth. They've aching Jaws and tooth- aches.
"But" Pixto " O'Scowl," said Hanld, thought squirrels were
to crack open walnuts."
Dermoto what most poor folks
think," replied Pixla O'Scowl, "but it's not true. I advised thom all last year to use nut crackers, Do you think any of them took my advice?
Always FallOut:öf- Trees/ |--Pirlo O'Scowl sounded angrier and angrier.Then there are the
Rupert's Coral Island-3
Seeing Rupert's surprise the bid'i round the swolld 1 "C" All round Bo'aun” explains his meaning: /"the "world > 17: Rupéct in thrilled.
· "Sandy Bay has lovely sanda and ---What-atorisan pán Pfrukt. Rocky" "Bay has lovely, rocks," he ** Yet," laughs Sailor
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