Colonel UP and Mr. DOWN
by Walter
• BY
THE • WAY
by Beachcomber
THE public, I
am happy to n the tablecloth and throwing the flies on to the nearest unoccupied report, is waking from its
long sleep. Some days nge
table, he said, "Accidents will happen.
wrote of the outburst of irrever. hope,
ent laughter which greted the
appearance on the screen of one of Hollywood's chunks of "glamour."
I see that even Ma Hayworth is now being laughed at-and, mark you, in three-dimension colour end stereophonic sound."
Crain me with_cels! What will the publicity men do if the synthetir charmers are all greeled with howls of Berelve, laughter? Why not employ cheer-icader in every film Wirnire? He would aland among the audience and regulate laughter, applause, and tears. Anyone laughing in the wrong place would be chucked out—and no money book.
Cheery good nature
EVERY time complaints about the Lad manzers of public servants aurgo up there is always a good- natured person to write some much letter on this to a paper.
***.. I connot oprea with reader ACTA Gulp, Yesterindworth, I com-
an the 1 from Waterloo plained of dead flies in my soup. The cheerful waiter at once put his dis- Migaged hand into the plate and withdrew twelve of them with a emile, Courteously wiping his hand
THE CHINA - MAIL, THURSDAY, OCTOBER
☎JACOBY:
ON BRIDGE
you find your soup all right note, Shows Ingenuity Losing Game
A Ministry of Litter
YET another letter on this en-
thralling subject points out that the wrapping up of food is adding w the perils of litter. Could not a small his be given away with every article of food? The wrappings put into this portable bin could then be transferred to a big dustbin at home, and the in forwarded to a regional litter- depot, where it would be disinfected and sent to the local nobile refuse station, whence it would be conveyed to a district refuse dump, to collected by the firm for re-love.
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A juce stamped in the mud of the
tnt,
Arrowed from some wild bow of
thought. Fades tear quickly than this more
substantial
Juče set in a framework of reality.
Is that why the jestive aout Cureles no anchor
When it pora forth in oceans of.
Kreamlight?
(Ramirall Kiltek.)
Wyma:
Peter
"He'll see you now."
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By OSWALD JACOBY
WOMANSENSE:
Let's Eat
BY
IDA BARLEY ALLEN :
LADY, WILL YOU PICK YOUR ESCORT?
By Anne Scott-James
A Career Woman's Recipes THE CHOICE: dandy... discreet
“MY
and top. mixed Y mother always tbsp salt.
.told me that in pickle epico. Cover and bring to a rapid boil. Simmer until order to learn to cook, I fork-tender. Drain, cool, cut must stay in the dtchen at the moat, and chop fine. I long enough to do it. Innover do, so the art of iquid to i cuphil. Add the
be about two THERE MUSL
dozen ways to make three
Meantime, boll
#julco”... 1⁄2 lemon
down the
and tsp.
cooking is more or less mystery to me, However, pepper. Mix with the veal. my mother and my mother Rinse a loaf pan with cold in-law were excellent cooks Water Pack in the veal. Re frigerato at lengt 6 hrs., or and I could give you some until firm enough to unrould of their recipes."
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This
Was
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Mrs Clark M. Tomato Salad a la-Morocaine Eichelberger speaking. guest home-maker for today. But Cut out the core from 'i mo- with her many activities, you dium-sized fully ripe tomato for each person. Fin with really wonder finds time to eat! For slie has vinegar; chill 3 hrs... been a speaker and discussion
Meantime, hard-cook and leader on international affairs
how she
even
used. Mash
tomate the yolks, mix for many years, and to top this sell cgg for each off is a wrlier specialising in with prepared mustard, salt articles and Books for children, and
Mrs Eichelberger suggested today's "tried and true menu,' odding that the veal loaf is like the one her husband's mother used to make.
Dinner
Jellied Consomme
Pressed Veal Loaf Green Peas Cauliflower with. Grated Cheese Tomato Saladt 34 Morocainc Queen of Puddings
no-trump in today's hand. In my | Choice of Hot or Iced Coffee or
opinion, South displayed, groat ingenuity in finding one of tho few ways to lose his game, con- tract.
West opened the jack of clubs, and South won with the ace. Kë entered dummy with the king
of hearts and cashed the clubs, discarding low from his hand.
spades
When East discarded the druce
of spaces On the third round of clubs, South
the notion
became obsessed with
that East
was discarding from strength, He therefore switched to spades, Anessing the queen
from his own band,
Ten *... Muk
All Measurements Are Læve! Recipes Serve Four to Sir
Pressed Veal Loaf
awed through the bone. Place Order a 5-lb. knuckle of veal
In a large
Add 1
saucepan.
pepper to taste. Arrange on letiuer. Thin-slice the hard- cooked egg whites, place on 100 of and around the tomatoes, As G final touch. garnish with mayonnaise..
Cauliflower Au Fromage From The Chaf
Cailliflower with grated Wis- consin Cheddar cheese, as Ma-
dame Eichelberger · Buggests in
intellectual
her menu, can be prepared inFROM time immemorial, It's not only the clothes it's the way
two ways: Heap sections of there have, been two cooked cauliflower on toast and sorts of escort to take you top with chocso sauce or ball around..
the fleurettes (natural' small sections) of cauliflower, arrange
NEW GADGETS
in.
they behave-and organise the date.
Generations of girls could take took the fashion over and did 11 He's careful with his money, but
not mean.. In a well-buttered or mor- their pick from the "blood" and
Against him: Ho may become In his favour: Hell take you with grated Cheddar garined-ple pinte, cover thickly the intellectuals"; they could
cheese, choose between sporting young to the best places and the first boring, even pompour. You may
with and broil until the cheese melta, men
· dapper·· suits
He'll order good food want to scream at the conven and nights.
and.. do money in their pockets and and wine
everything tional soundness of his views, studious young men with tweedy correctly. He'll talk, amusingly clothes and a lot to say on the smartest current toples,
But now, a girl's choice is
THE INTELLECTUAL -- 1a Against hius: He's so pleased. wider. Men's Тапретв are with his
own. appearance, he lie your favourite? He wears his won't care twopence how you clothes anyhow with a
for loose-cut Dweeds. The post-war air bubbles will look. When he buys his own ference more news and variety 'in men's flower, he'll forget you like one His tie goes lying, his trousers clothes and behaviour than in too. At the theatre, he'll take the Bing a bit; he wears undesirable any decade since the Regency better seat, and you'll probably ties, and socks, bucks, Now masculine styles yet yourself home, in, catch on, become vulgarited, and thy out as fast as they do in the world of wonen; Mark
By' V. G. VARTAN A
New York.
Fluorescent striping makes the VARIED products are expected stand and arrow flow red under to como out of a new the headlights of approaching! process that bonds vinyl plastic automobiles. to sheet steel or aluminium. ** * The device is easily stored in the trunk of your car (Vanerest Products Corp.).
These products will range from shower stalls and sink topa to lockers and lawn furniture.
West won with the king of apades and returned the sult, and South' won" with the ace of
South continued spades.
with the two top diamonds and a lov diamond, allowing East to win with the len.
East
two promptly casked good spades, and South found himself hard put to it for dis-
The laminated material is also cards. By this time, of course, designed for building siding and It was too late for anything but interior panels. It combines the
South's last jury,
bright colours and corrosion two cards were the ace and jack resistance of plastic with the of hearts, but West likewise structural strength of metal.
+
coroner's
saved two hearts and won
hearts.
the
changing: so are their fashions.
There are at least three types of turn-out your escort may
the favour, with variations on each, wears nothing exocssivo, one way what he, the Hell; my
A new razor
packs equivalent of 32 shaving blades
do ta away with the familiar blade-change problem
The secret is in a thin strip of This is wound on a reel inside sharpened. steel 40 inches long,
the razor. YOUR BIRTHDAY...... By STELLA setting trick with his queen of Adaptable to high-speed pro-
When you want a new culting duction, the laminate may be edge on the blade, a twist of the South complained about un-sheared. drilled or punched fingers does the trick as the steel fortunate guesses and pointed without chipping (U. S. Rubber strip unwinds. (Warner-Hudnut, out that all of the finesses had Co.).
Inc.). United Press, PORN today, you men are so zolidly don't let all of the fun-loving-at- || fulled...This was a caso_of_a. Products made from the mate-.
Tenerved and dignified that you titude toward Hie be knocked out
than rink are weather-resistant and night borrow a little more of the of you or you will regret it infer on poor excuse being better "devil-may-care" attitude rightfully in life.
none, since li was simple to саву to clean, as well as belonging to your birth sign. You Strangely enough, for one of your assure the contract against any decorative. Are inclined to take life just a litle dejermination
defence. too seriously. The reformer in you inclined to get settled much ton
haw driven 'out; the adventurer ind
KOKISE
of
the result could turn out to be just * Utile "stulty", if you don't watch. out. Bring out "derring-do" with which you wede barn and give it an viring now and then.
into routine
South began correctly by tak-
and stay with it until you become sa geared to it that you just don't have ing the ace of clubs, leading to
Ever get stranded on the road
The interest, anymore, to break away, the king of hearts, and cashing at night with a flat tire?
But if you de gel out on your own.
you may be mprised at how far the top clubs. After doing
you can go!
The natural galety
of this, declarer should have Wed someone wit can keep alive continued with a low club. West Possibly restrictions in childhood
your spirit, SOM will have something to do with You wonen.n the other hand, could win this trick, of course, your serious attitude toward Hir. While vary young, you will have longer than you inen. But you, to a different sult. Any return seem to have learned how to retain but would then have to return enough misetilet to make n| ས 100. can sometimes get a little too target for parental discipline. But chcerned with the serious side of at all would give declarer a free life. If you wed young and raise a fully, you will be happy and connesse making him a present of tented-and keep young, yourself. the ninth trick.
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V. Dyin' Uhlan (ans.). (b)
13. For services rendered. (5)
14. fecf it airħorria, (63
To find what the store have in store for tomorrow, select your birth- day star and read the corresponding рогатами. Let your birthday star he your daily guide.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 30
SCORPIO (det, 24-Nav. 12)-Make SUKO that you finish up some im puriant job begun, earlier this week.
A new gadget won't change;
the fire for you, but it will help
to protect you from being picked
work.
off by speeding cars, while you
Wears a
J
In his favour! He may look unsophisticated, but is in fact the most sophisticated or the three, He'll think less about THE DISCREET Perhaps cutting a dash than about seeing you'd do better with him? He you enjoy
bo not what He's neat and thinks is smart, or the other. decent without being dashing. Ho "Against him: "- Hell' forget to bespoke suit of prose book a table, he can never find a THE DANDY- Is he your perous cloch, with no fancy non- taxi, and you'll sit in terrible and seals watching an Italian movie. Dense; immaculate shirts wears clothes of marvellous cut and fit, gay in fancy? Ho
He may even get the date wrong shoes.
In his colour with elegant accessories,
favour: He'll be and not turn up at all.. the minute; he'll He sports e fancy waistcoat nad punctupl to he is never without a flower, His fetch you and deliver you home. suits are Edwardian, but not so You'll see a good sound play a strongly Edwardian as they were have a good sound dinner and before the spive and wide boys he'll be a good sound dancer.
BOYS' AND
I've tried to sound detached,
choice of escort from this eum- but I expect you can spot, my mary. Which is yours?
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GIRLS' MAGAZINE
Teddy Learns a Hard Lesson
He Ate Judy's Yeart, and That Made Him Rise!-- By MAX TRELL JUDY, who
"Ugh they all grunted. ns. they pulled.
But that didn't work, either, In fact, Instead of pulling -Teddy down, they all started to "Oh!" Judy cried. "You ate go up. So they all let go.. Kny cake of yeasti. No wonder Left Up in Corner
Yeast was Mr Punch's you're floating around!
makes dough rise,"
The all-metal stand is placed by the road some distance be- wife, was baking bread. In hind your
An order to make the dough rise, she "But I'm not dough!" cried strand car. arrow, which may be turned in bad to use yeast. She used all Teddy,"
traffic away from the car.
it loft over, which she left an the tabic,
CARD Sense any direction, directs oncoming she needed and had a piece of
Q-The bidding has been: North.
West East South
1 Diamond Pass 1 Heart 1 Spade Pass
Pass ?
Household Hints
"Well," said Judy at Last, "there's no use worrying about it any more. By and by the yeast will wear off and Teddy will
como down
That didn't seem to help mat- tere any." Judy, tried to sweep Then Teddy the Stuffed Bear him down with the broom. All
Just she succeeded in doing was to the celling. came along Judy had stopped out of the kitchen, so no whack him from side to side. arie was there to tell Teddy not Salt water and sand are hard to take the yeast. He took it, zippers in play clothes or sniffed it, tasted it and finally swimsuita. I zippers begin to he ate it. stick, apply a little paste wax.:!
CVI
do
.
lp will give you ́njrare antiszactiuni, You, South, hald: Spades K- BAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23.Dec. 22)J-4, Hearts K-Q-0-5, Diamonds If you can "clear the deckar" - today, then you could look forward to 7-3, Clubs Q-9-8-2. What frenity" relaxing week-end,
CAPRICORN
you do?
Knari and Hanid, the shadow-
Poor Teddy! There he was, left sticking up in the corner of while all his friends below went about their business without paying much attention
"Every now on to him. children with the tumed-about. names, thought it would be and then, one or the other of good idea to get a step ladder them might look up and wave to him, or call up and ask him and pull him down. But they le ho felt any heavier. But for Teddy wol himself stuck in couldn't got a step-ladder, so (Dec. 13-Jan. 29)-—-— A-Bld one no-trump. This then slide them up and down Got Fatter and Fatter
the moat
corner of the 'celling. they forgot about part that iden had to be dropped, Mechanical gimmicks can prove re-opening bid shows strength in Ing at times. Be sure you really the opponents wait, balance overal times to work the wax
For a moment or two, nothing
him logo altr know how to operate a new obel
into the grooves.
Then General Tin the Tin It was happened, and Teddy was sny-
wful having to look But that's all ho could AQUARIUS
count of
down at it, And. (Jan. 21-Feb. 19-distelbutton, and a Emotions have no place in your site about 9 to 11 points. Your part-
ing to himself, That thing I ate Soldier said the best thing to do down and seo, all his friends just look today, Get them well under control ner should be able to Judge very. and make calm, logical decisions.
The dirty pots and pans left certainly tasted good!" when was to losso Teddy with a rape playing games without being finally everyone went to bed.
Teddy felt himself and pull him down. So General able to join them as the usually During the night, there was »
loud
woka PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar, 20)-If the caally whether or not the com- from cooling a big dinner won't suddenly
saw you on a bined hands should produce be such a chore to clean if you swelling up like a balloon. He Tin found a rope, and made a dild. He thought at least they told bump. Every Wok
-ball, and and fatter, loop in it and throw it up. might have played. All them with warm suds as became fattor
his head. He had come down as soon as food is taken from them, rounder and rounder. The next Teddy cought it and put the thrown one to him every now Teddy, rubbing a big bump on second he started to rise off the loop around his waist.net and then. But they didn't
dt lost. let them 200k
The worst thing of all was "Pulf""""" "General Tin urged. floor.
down to And Knarf and Hanid and when they all ent
"The "Dext time,'!! said Judy, When Judy returned." CA
He could look right you won't eat my yeast 1 moment or two ater, she was Punch and Judy, and Mary-Jane dinner,
you've ·lestnad, your startled to see Teddy floating the Rag Doll and General Tin down on the table and see, all hope
the delicious food being eaten. lesson!" out of the kitchen and down the all pulled together."
ifret of the month |new job, take stock of things now
14. This skin for a heavy cloth, (3) and be sure things are just as you "TODAY'S QUESTION
15. Hises run to safety, 18).
15 Shop involved with N.E. )
20. Central retrante, (8)
21 The short saint splīts long with
A PORTR. (1
2. Hoy with detectivON (4)
26. Piretrona. (B)
28. Clear theka. for soliozi.
Stop differently. (3)
Dew
1. Manifold. (8)
2. I drop candi (ating.)?
(0)
3. Can this and get ʼn dance, di
zeer las te hulga gjaku, a varied LLOW. (NY
Arkle to help.
5. Worshipa.
4. Quiet crowd? (4)
"The Kingly oruwaed bond, the velikog mot (Ooriolanum). (9)
I No, says Prits. (d)
i Vistara's penales (3)
15. The mint takes ago." (0)
17.** Bent grall traden, to, make
Batool (8)
19. This is the hunter. (4)
PD. Look orefully, M. (4)*
#2. One of a brotherhood.
23. A spinner, very highaak) with
13)
SOLUTION
TO CHECK YESTERDAY'S PUZZLE
*
wont them.
ARIES** (Mar, 21-Apr. 20)—Some-
rame.
The bidding is the some
thing which seems a mifortune way in the question just answered. and
actually may prove to be blessing. You, South, hold: Spades K-J-4, diaster.
TAURUS (Apr, 21-May 21)-You Hearts K-Q-6-5, Diamonds Q-3,
Tomorrow! Just be patient.
can be led right down the wrong Clubs K-0-8-2 What do you
track if you listen to hearsay rather do?
When waiting for the facta,
GEMINI (May 22-June 21)-Put on
that pair of velvet gloves!
knuckles. If you
EX
Diplomacy pays off,
Over
have to,
CANCER (June 22-July 12)-Avold a quarrel, even it someone is trying
to balt yout - Your mones of humor could help,
LED (July 24-Aug. 133–Õlu friende may drop in to see you. Plan to enjoy yourself. in their company, Have fun?
*VIRGO. (Aug... 26-8ept. 23)—Ever when you know you are rigist lito concretion may be bette, than being obstinate against oppoition--
"LIBRA" (Sept. 24-Oct. 233–Keep both feet' un "Use ground today and be as practicali we, you can, Day dreams are, no, good now.
WHAT'S HIS LINE?
"SAM LENIN, Re-arrange, the lettera tó spell
'on Page 10).
Answer Tomorrow
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White to
come back, here
once!" - Judy shouted.
Teddy squirmed and kicked and waved his arina ::'around' wikily, trying to got i himself down to the floor, again. But all this did no good. He just went up higher. Help!! Che ortad
Judy svizet a broom and ran after him. But by the time ave reached him, he had floated Into the playroom, and there he was, stuck in the corner of the
All of Toddy's friends were in the playroom, and all of them looked up in natonishment to see Toddy stuck
calling" ||They":"couldn't? unde
what
OR, B. Kt, or down ito,
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Rupert in delighsbéd “íð, račov 'fis ball ́and, turning
baging my prattlingi
about hir
at once?, he realises :
Just Arrived -