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A MAN who played a violin sonata wille roller-skating Tenind 1 rink enld, "People without musical education need something extraneous to induce them to listen."
I dream of a whole orchestra on roller-skates, pursuing the conductor round and round the rink.
An opera on sults would be an attractive innovation, or ane in Indian dress, on cle- phants. A singer sitting on a camel, with her accompanist and hia plano suspended from a tropeze, ought to reveal new worlds of art and fun to the unmusical,
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THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3, 1953.
They're back
Colonel UP and Mr. DOWNL.. by Walter
JACOBY YOUR BIRTHDAY....... By STELLA
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Cautious Play Wins
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By OSWALD JACOBY
to terrible, but future
F you happened be the wars will probably be fought also says--and it is true that South player in today's hand, so far up in the air that the only though the comic stage Irish you would probably gulp a bit bric four evidence of what is going 65 man is dead, the comle stage when your partner
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however, after *rcing the dummy.
While you are calming your pulse, West takes the king of spades, the queen of spades, and then tries to take a third spade You ruff the third spade, draw trumps with the ace and king, and then settle back your chair to examine the imond situation.
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SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3
NORN today, you have that rare combination of the artistic and practical which goes to make a comfortable happy life. You enjoy Intellectual pursuits, yet you are not stuffy about yout brainst You have a good head for business matters, yet you are not out to make a fortune, Just for the sake of accumulating: money. You have a deep love for beauty and are an excellent critic. You know that all the world is not beautiful and while seeing the ugliness you can find something of beauty there as well. And there is a slight touch of the 'reformer in your nature. You want to see that conditions which are unpleasant are Loo. bettered, at once.
You are a good, all-around person and seem to be happily You may balanced so that life, for you, is a great deal of fun. never become famous, but you will always be happy. You may never be rich, but you'll be comfortable. In other words, you are
the "average" Individuni typical of
whose great genlus knowing how to find and keep happiness. You can, if you wish.
But in doing that you may have reach fame and fortune. sacrifice some of your easy-going way of living and that, may be too much for you to sacrifice. Your fate is quite in your own hands. Do what you will with it.
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Vows
Affectionate by nature, you will find your "one" love early in life and remain faithful and devoted, without swerving.
To find what the stars have in store for tomorrow, select your birthday star and read the corresponding paragraph. your birthday star be your dally guide,
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 4
LIBRA (Sept. 24-Oct. 23)- ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. Attendance
1. O four in us for a change)
14)
2. Often good, often ovi). 3. Mice viatt us, and that the
result. (9)
4. Extra hard-wearing OGBL. (7) 8. A baby in its cot in hardly ant
of these. (a)
6. Experimental proponat, (9)
7. "The greater - úpon the
rest Fifacbeth). (4)
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14. Boats on the right side. (5) 15. Peals of flowers, (5),
20)—
at the church of If you are confused over major your cholce may help to solve issues, seck spiritual advice for some spiritual problem which is it can be extremely helpful perplexing.
this time.
at
TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21)- SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)— Mental relaxatlon is imperative Store up energy, for next week for you at this time. Take time is going to be a out to build UD your energy call forth reserve.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22)-This can be a good week- end to build up your energies, both mental and physical. You can use all you can get,
CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan. 20) -After attending, church, try to get out into the open for some. invigorating exercise.
AQUAKIUS (Jan, 21-Feb. 19)
lost. How can you guard your- seli most effectively against this-You might like to attend concert or a good lecture. could change your outlook danger?
When this hand was actually life.
the palyed, Lee Hozen tackled diamond
busy one to all your energies, mental and physical.
GEMINI (May- 22-Joné“ 21)--- there is a job to be done at home, get the co-operation of the entire family and it can be quickly finished."
CANCER (June 22-July 23)—| Mind over matter is sometimes an important thing for your futtire welfare and happiness! Make wise decisions.
LEO (July 24-Aug. 23)-- If possible, you should get far- It ther out into the country than you were yesterday. Refux ten- sions thoroughly.
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BORN today, the streak of practicality is widening and although you have talent in the arts, particularly in history, philosophy. and literature, you will go about developing your career carefully and painstakingly. There is nothing haphazard in your methods of procedure, either. You may appear to be happy-go-lucky, but underneath there is a stern will and a strong determination to get where you want to be by the shortest possible route.
with proper legal PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar. 20)- VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sept. 23)-- to a rousing start with a selections is "Lonesome Road," caution ns bells a lawyer who Why not load the family into the Don't make an attempt to
a long ride out any large, scale entertaining. spinning of "When the upd Goodman gets excellent is also a ranking bridge expert. car and take
See the, au- Much better to read, rest, and Saints Go Marching In" by support from Tommy Todd's Before even touching the dia- into the country?
listen to some good music. Among the numbers monds he cashed dummy's top tumn foliage. Willie ("The Lion") Smith. plano.
are "Lazy River," "Fine and clubs in order to eliminate that Smith long has been hailed Dandy" and "Sweet Lorraine." sult from both hands. He next as a great jazz pianist, and Best new Dixieland record is entered his hand with the ten of Blue Circle could not have an Okeh pressing of "Angelica" hearts and successfully Bnessed
by Frank the queen of diamonds. chosen a inore notable artist ad "Plel Caneta."
Assunto and the Dukes of His first finesse was a per- for such an auspicious start. Dixieland). This combo of Newfectly safe play. If East hap
Usually this standard jazz Orleans youngsters plays the pened to have a singleton kling would of diamonds, his return classic is associated with the real jazz and could be one of trumpets of Louis Arm- the top outils if it would forgive declarer a ruff and a sluff, If East had four diamonds to strong and Oscar (Papa) get about the horseplay.
On the selimaltzy side, you'll the king-ten, a diamond return Calestin, but from the start like the revival by Andre would permit South to win a of this Blue Circle disc, the Kostelanetz of "Time on Your fincase with the nine of dia- listener is cognisant of Honda," backed by "Playing monds. (There was never any Willle the Lion's piano as Around" on a Columbia label, danger at all if the diamonds
were divided 3-2.) the softness of "Shadows" the dominant instrument.
and "The Sword and the Rose'
As It happened, duminy's Willie gels solid becking from by the Melachrino Strings queen of diamonds won the first his combo and the uninhibited or
(RCA-Victor). vocalising of Myra Johnson, of
Ard, in between the jazz and trick in that suit. This did not solve declarer's problem, since the old Fala Waller orchestra, the soft music, Billy May finds It was still passible that
rendition of "Romance" and
and
The fidelity of this recording the happy medium with hia sult would break badly.
is superb.
Capitol has issued an album "Gore With the Wind" of eight instrumentals by (Capitol), another great jazz Instrumen-
talist Benny
Goodman.
It's
-WILLIAM D. LAFFLER.
10/967
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You do have a quick temper and are apt to fly off the handle. without warning. Sometimes it will be some minor thing which will set you off. But once you have "blown your top" you are sorry and want to make immediate amends. The trouble is that Learn to you too often say things that are not easily forgiven. count 10 before you answer in wrath, and most of the harm is avolded.
.
You are critical and are inclined to know exactly what is
wrong with everyone else. Once in a while, take a look at your-
self! Reform, as charity,' should begin at home. You will dis- cover there is little that cannot be remedied with care,
You have one idea affter another and usually put them into immediate operation. As a rule, your. first ideas are sound and you can trust them. For you, procrastination and postponement. are bad ideas!
Let
To guard against the only possible bad break at this point, Hazen continued by leading
To find what the stars have in store for tomorrow, selcet diamond from dummy. When East discarded a club, the your birthday star and read the corresponding paragraph. rest was easy. West was able your birthday star be your daily guide. to win this trick, but was then compelled to return the suit and thus give declarer
fres finesse. (If West returned spade instead of a diamond, of course, dummy would ruff while South discarded a diamonod.)
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MONDAY, OCTOBER 5
LIBRA (Sept. 24-Oct. 23)— VARİES (MRİ 21-Apel: (20)— opposition to your plans ap- Ambitions can be reached now, pears for the present to bo if you are alertto.some, new insurmountable, postpone them opportunity which presente itself until later..
right now.
❤CARD Sense SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov, 22)— . TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21)-
Q-The bidding has been: South West North East 1 Spade 2 Clubs 2 Dmids. Pass
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today. If Lay the basis for your success to you attempt an experiment, you come. Any detail, no matter may" find yourself `In serious how'small, may prove very im trouble..
portant to you.
GERINA (May 22-June 21)-|
You, South, hold: Spades A-[{ SAGITTARIUS || (Nov. 28-Dec. K-Q-792, Hearta K-J-U, DIA 28) This may be the day that monds K-Q-0-8, Club B. What you will receive a favour, in re rather than trying out anything Burn for some kindness you new. You'll make the best pro~ do you do?
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CANCER (June 22-Joly 23)——
10. Can Keep one elraight (5)
17. Obviously par excellence, (5) 10. This bill is ordered not-paid
SOLUTION TO CHECK YESTERDAY'S PUZZLE
DUMB-BELLS
PA: I TOLD YOU A WEEK AGO TO PUT ON A GLEAN
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White, 8 pieces.
to yesterday's
White to play: mate In, 1100.
Solution problem: 1. R-B6; threat 2, R'(Kt5) X R (ch), I.. R-K4; 2, B--BJ (ch); 1 B-K4, Rx R; 2, PB4 (ch).
WHAT'S HIS LINE?
*Allia ABE E. PLANTER Rearrange the letters to spell his occupation.
(Bolation on Paxe.18)
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are willing to get to a slam in CAPRICÓRN (Dec. 23-Jan. 20) diamonds if your partner hasIf you have thoroughly re- two or more sces. If his re- solved (to make progress, despite Too vivid an imagination can
Copies of photographs ponse to this Blackwood Colony or all opposition, you can do get you into trouble. Test your
new ideas for their real value. taken by the South China vention bid shows only one ace, jit. Be aggressive. you will stop'at five diamonds..
23. Morning Post, South Chins crály AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 19)
LEO When travelling, be on the If someone offer to help you Sunday Post-Herald, and alert. Traffle may be heavy and on a new job, accept graciously carelessness will tako a heavy Chances are you really need 1 Chian Mail Staff · Photo- graphers are on view in toll.
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TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding is the same as in the question, just answered, You, South, hold: Spades A-K- Q-7-2, Hearts A-K-J-9-3,-Dia- ronds 7-2, Club B. What do you do?
Answer on Monday
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