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THE CHINA MAIL, MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 1958.
Colonel UP and Mr. DOWN... by V Walter
{s Man with the'
Magic Eyes
The Man with the
Magic Eyes
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ABU DEL TWICE" MIGH
SCALA
DU BEN UP TWIDE NGIZILT SCALA.
TWICE NIGHTLY
YOUR BIRTHDAY....... By STELLA
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 21
own
indeed!
You BORN Today, you are the supreme a new emotional ivory tower,
elite critic and cannot be con have a deep love nakore, but it in
not readily discernible
except ta tent with anything less than perfec-
know You very well, tion. You can "nake do" with very those who title in life, but that little must be of the very best in the world. You Are an Indikiualist and are most content when working on ve You toward the definite objective. resent being told what to do or how to do anything, for you are quile aure hot your way is quite the best. Untially t Mbut at times there is on advantage in being co operative in = highly
competitive world,
to Th roati
material success in sharter and easier,
You have strong hikes and diy- Jike and nothing can make you change your mind, once is set. You may be influenced, to some extent,
affections. through your
But once you realise this is happen. ing, you shy off again and hunt for
VIRGO
You are very sensitive and only do good work when in The You wil do best in the midst of harmonious surroundings. амя от the professions where you can al- ways be your own boss. Your in- tallions are exceptionally keen and at times you are almost, prychle in being able to know what, in ahead. power! Cultivate this gift and ita
and will mcreate. Self-reliant independent, you know how to be diplomac when you have to be You seldom think that you have" tol
To fu what the storm have in tomorrow. select yout store for birthday Mar and read the cortes- ponding paragraph. Let your birth day star be your daily guide.
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22
J
value
JARE. 24-Rept 23)-- P'INCES
20.Mar. 20)- (Feb.
especially An Cratrol your emotions, You might in real
in offered
today.
Pay when it comes to making Important Kuggestion attention to for the best results. business decisions.
ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr- za)
other Patient understanding with who are less alert than yourself will pay dividends in the long run.
TAURUB (Apt.
21) 31-May
LIBRA (SEDL
zi-Ort.
29) Keep your mind on your major objective in life. You should be able to further your ambitions how,
* SCORPIO (Ort. 24-Nov
JACOBY
WOMANSENSE
Quick & Easy Snacks For Picnics
By ALICE DENHOFF
11
LOOKS like
good. long chopped 'sweet plelde, tbsp. plenic season ahead. So here mineed onion, tbsp, vinegar and are some fine ideas for outdoor tbsp. mayonnalec; add to taploca eating
mixture and blend. Cool botora using. Makes 2 c.
Mustard butter makes even the most mundano sandwich Ailing even better. Just set the butter out of the refrigerator to
ON BRIDGE soften, then mix 15 c. butter
Hand Similar To No-
Trump Opener
1
By OSWALD JACOBY
THE
HE overcall of one no-trump shows much the same sort of hand that you
would need for an opening bid of one no. trump. In today's hand, South was a bit weak in spades, but his hand was otherwise ideally 'sulted to a defensive overcall, of one no-trump.
North responded exactly on though his partner had opened the bidding with one no-trump. He had a count of 11 points and expected his partner to have about 10 to 18 points. Ob- vlously the total was enough. to provide a play for game, and North Wasted no ume In GEMINI ENTRY zz-June 21)-❘ reaching a game contract. A good deal, done graciously, bring
If casual acquaintances make 24)-friendly gestures and invite you to places, go by ali means and have a good timet
If things are moving faks all around you, manage to keep your balance on the merry-go-round,"
BAGITTARIUS (Nav, 23-Dec. 211 Have a good word for everyone to-
optimum Day. A feeling of
can
make everything seem easier to do 23-Jan. 20)- CAPRICORN (Dee Go into conference with an expert if you are perplexed, and you will be able to solve problems easily,
AQUARIUS (JAN 31-Feb. Test your Inspiration by the rules works. then of practicality. If it
the iden in excellent; If not, dlacard
It
can
дл additional goodwill fo
enterprise in which you are
interested.
CANCER (June 22-July 233 Before following any advice, think it aver very carefully to be sure it is whe. Don's jump to conclusions LPO (July 24-Aug. 23) Someone may try to take warranted advantage of generosity.
Be sure the recipient of your old is worthy.
• BY • THE · WAY
by Beachcomber
•
ún
THE champion beer-drinker tona, especially when tite contractors of Saragossa is reported to schedules do not correspond to the
manufacturomní costing-Certificates." have drunk 124 pints of beer In an hour.
Oh, I say, look here!
The great Joaquin Boi would have sneered at such purling
drinking.
He WD once challenged to drink 40 Hiren of Reja In a day. Crowds assembled in the Huerta de Santa Euracia in watch the feat. Joaquin 2nd sat up all night tavern
next for the
clay's practising attempt. He said, as he wiped fl lips after finishing his 40th Hire. "I just wanted to make sure I could do it." Ise then went to the Hurts and dronk wriother 40 litres in ten hours and 17 ininutes.
Litter
↓
DEAR SIR.
fa
The iden
glamourlitter от wardenettes
hostesses ridiculous, unters they were given powers to demand potential iftter JTOS pedestrians. And to vapeet or attractive young lady to stop a stranger and ask him to hand over the bus ticket or cigaretie-carton which he may or may not be about fo
unreasonabis, discard is
The
answer to this problem is surely ilter-bins, in charge of officials, ot intervals of, say, ten parda.
M. D. II. Cispirou.
Sust on the brick shortage
A
SKED to comment on the state- ment that "Omcially, there is no shortage of bricks," but that "sup- plies are marginal." C. Suet. Esq., Laid: "An unometal shortage of bricks, marginally speaking, may be due to an overall Towering of brick-production, resulting in a mate of affairs in which bricks are in short supply, The quantitative urget. allowing for the seasonal byput of surplus stockpiling. always affected by the Increase or decrease allowed for over and above the existing output, the sald output being subject to production.fluctua
CHESS PROBLEM
By A. PIATESI
Black, 9 pièces,
1:
White, 7 pieces.
"White", to play: mate in two,
Solution to Saturday's
snate,
any; 2, Q, B, or Kt
In a wonderful thing to be able to write, ns Gladstone's house- when the Grand inald remarked
Old Man complained that he could write his name in the dust on an escritoire. The other day I was by a letter in a moved to tears paper complaining that the B.B.C. had broadcast a talk on blow-fles The a lunch-time un Sunday, cunning writer had foreseen the
reply. "Why not switch the thing of?" He remarked caustically. "That is no_excuse,"
Marginal note
furters
with c. prepared mustard.
A Time-Savor To save time, parboll frank
at home, split and sprend with prepared mustard, then wrap in bacon. They'll be all ready for grilling when, this coals die down.
A quick and easy way to prepare sandwiches is to slice n
loaf of bread lengthwise, and
Here's an cosy way to stream- line that old plenic favourite, devilled eggs.
Remove the shell and cul hard-cooked eggs in lengthwise halves, Remove yolks and for every yolk add a lovel tbsp, of prepared brown mustard. Mash and mix well, then refill the white hollows and the Job is done,
Picnic Salad
Macaroni
Salad. Is good we've found. easy to do. version;
3
spread evenly with softened, picnic item too, though not melted, butter. You For can spread the filling on a long mix together 2 c. cooked, elbow macaroni (chilled), one c. bolled easily us on a silce Just as
(or one c. cooked or small slice and it's casliy ham
tinned chicken), 2 c. each fine. enough for three or four sand- wiches.
ly minced parsley, green pepper For an excellent minced ham and celery (leaves, if you wish),
Season 3
with
prepared filling, combine ono c. water,
mustard
moisten and tsbp, quick-cooking tapioca,
1⁄41 brown tsp. salt and 4 tsp. pepper in with mayonnaise,
This salad is nice served for saucepan, mixing well. Bring
at home, mixture quicitly to a full boll luncheon or supper over direct heat, stirring con- too, when the macaroni
goes into a wooden salud bowl stantly. Remove from fire.
Combine pound boiled ham that has been lined with crisp thel hy been ground, 4 c. salud greens.
salad
Avoid Beauty Taboo!
By Helen Follett
When West opened the ten of hearts, declarer stopped to plan the play. It was obviously cosy to take four tricks in each red suit and the ace of spades for a total of nine sure tricks. Since, the hand was being however,
at a match point pair neglect a single detail of groom- played tournament, South was In-
Ing. terested in making as many overtricks as possible.
Declarer therefore won the
first trick with dummy's queen of hearts and immediately re- turned a
low club from
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NO woman
can ufford
1 19
to
Stockings with runs are pretty Daintiness offences dreadful.
are probably the worst crime of all. Flakes of dandruff on hair or shoulders give an effect of uncleanliness.
16 been
If hair is stringy, in need of washing and curling.
no help to put on one's best frock
Among good-looks detects and toy with make-up. Untidy blond hair that has hair is the first thing the
mon bleached, to the limit. It looks If like straw and feels like it. a woman cannot afford to have restore professional services to golden gints, she should let and be nature take its course content with it.
CRITICISM of provision shops for
describing
"will their goods poetico) abandon," makes one wonder whether oficial Jargon would not bo better. Over the dummy! Caught by, surprise, you would read: East carelessly played a low
quasi-guages "Input of "body fuel."
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Byron." Blood, w
not of them, 151
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(W)
theen but
19. Bakels are provided for 1% (dr
13. First cabin cruiser. (31
14. Delin - Tough rose coloured
Bin 7 10)
18. wies thià la « norme. jar
The bee swallowed
Sidney, (4)
15. Hesling without the jewellery.
11.
20 mapie 7T4, but involved.
25. Bules it be
(4)
95. High in the east but it's no
the man, (5)
26. Oɛle mal may be appropriate
here. (B)
34. Kod of a obeque book, (4)
50. Get bourd there. (8)"
Ders
•
4. Etabs wood le relation to the
corn, (4)
Bet 10, or curries, (8)
De miret up with gor. I PRE
Css goes back, lato
whrdly, (8)
Piddiara, in mong...... (5).
v. 1° bail othegtries, Joe I
glowliers, ADE,
Ledging tana
(2)
An ant met 300,- (6) ---
club.
South played the queen of clubs, and was now sure of ton tricks. Actually, South Was
headed for eleven tricks.
Declarer merely rattled off hla tricks in the red suits. By the lime that South had reduced to two clubs and two spades in his own hand and also in the
notices when he mccts woman, or at least so men say.
Skipshod-looking fet encase: in shoes that could do with shine or hools that need 11ft are are good-looks errors that not to be excused either. A girl can find cute looking shoes that are chle and comfortable
The figure should be neatly without breaking the beauty harnessed.
Many women who
bank.
"
A Good Foundation
Introducing
TWO GIRLS WHO DIFFER ON DRESS IDEAS
TO-DAY-the Teenagers,
and
MISS HOLIDAY
MISS HOLIDAY
RIGHT
WRONG
TEENAGERS! Do leave those sophisticated
clothes to your much older sisters, Ser. how Mias Holiday Wrong minces siang fasi- ing 10 grown up in her too fight, linan-skirt and too low neck. It will be a long time before she needs there allurements.
Miss Holiday Right states her loga with charm in her holdag outști, a full circla skirt of white, green and red cotton plaid with để matching ›runtòp and hairband.
Over it a brushed' woot bolero in poppy reddgood mixer with day,, evening or sports clothes-shoes" in red reversed calf,
sholda, ali,
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She carries a coachhide buckat bag which
The aktri has, matching, beautifully eut bloute, and jeune, shorta reparately and will do all the needs for
and travelling well, elepantly SUERADSKI,"
HOUSEHOLD HINTS
When you remove dry wash Use a bottle with perforated never wear foundation garments
their top for sprinkling, and remem- from the line, try to keep the Make-up that is too obvious would look better with
dampens pieces. from, wrinkling. Fold is usually due to hurried appli- curves strapped down and their ber that warm water
more quickly and evenly than fat pieces so they'll be ready cation.
never hips lucked in. women Some
sprinkling and ironing. stem to learn how
As for the messy handbag cold. Cottons should not be as for. 10 make themselves a fresh, new face, and the silp showing under the moist as linens. Dampen just. Better still, if you can arrange
wrinkles. to do
so, sprinkle and fold The biggest mistake is placing hem of the trock-do we have enough
are Ironing is slowed down when garments on a fublo as you re- rouge low, It gives the coun- to point out that these
the clothes are too damp.
move them from the line. tenance a dragged-down look. taboo, too?
to remove
BOYS AND GIRLS'
Now Willy Toad is a Barber
-He Trims Whiskers, and Almost Shaves a Pig!-
By MAX TRELL
LAVEN before they roached the Pine Tree Grove, Knarf and
"Very good," said Willy. And click-click- the scissors went click again.
On a fallen log, not for from
MAGAZINE
"I really don't need a shave
at all." the ple went on, "but I
thought I'd look
like
a little les
pig if I got one.. Pigs hardly ever get shaved," be added.
Squirrel Sat Down "Next" Willy called out, and the the squirrel,sat down on stone. "Whiskers trimmed, sir?"
"No," said the squirrel, "Shave?" fald Willy. "Hair- cut?"
"No," apid the squirrel. "I
dummy, East had been forced to Hanld, the shadow-children with the barber's hair where the ent sald Willy.
reduce likewise, to two and two spades.
clubs
At this point South simply led a club and allowed East to take his two club tricks. East was then obliged to lead away from his king of spades, giving South the last two tricks with the queen and ace of spades.
saw
w's all
the turned-about names, heard was sitting, were several ather also walfing their the click-click-click of a pair of customers, scissors. They also heard i tum. voice saying. "Shall I snip your
. want my tall combed. Knart and Hanid whiskers short, sir?"
squirrel, a rat, A cottontail full of knots.". They recognised the voles of rabbit, a hen and a pig..
Willy combed out the their friend Willy Toad.
"Take a seat," Willy naid 10. squirrel's tail. It's a very nice Sure enough, it was Willy
tail," Willy said to the squirrel white Knart and Hanid. Toad,
dressed in
Knarf and Hanid sat next to when he was finished. "I could barber's, coat. He was trimming
be me know when you want to get "I've got no whiskers to
same time, but since both
wanted "I'm not getting rid of it," them come
their whiskers said tho
'There was no way for East to the whiskers of a large black the pig at the end of the log. use it for a shaving brush. Lot get the contract, but he would eat. Instead of a barber's chair, trimmed the pig grunted to rid of your tall." have fared better if he had Willy made the cat stand on the Knarf and Hanld. I've taken the king and ace of clubs stump of a tree. Around the
as soon as he was given the cat's neck was a big cloth cover
chance to do so.
like the kind that barbers
to get a shaver'
"I want my tall combed," the squirrel told Willy,
Hanid immediately thought or off the, and he hopped immed, ho made the rat stand"
After winning the second and always use to keep hair from the words:..
third tricks with high clubs, falling on the customers.
East could have exited safely with another club, after which
he could sit back and wait for
a spade trick to be given to him,
CARD Senses♦
...
Q-With both sides vulner- able, the bidding has been: North
East Bouth Weat
1. Heart 2 Diamonds
You, South, bold; Spades K-Q- J-10-8-7-4, Hearts 5-2, Diamond
www.0, Clubs K-0-0 Wh
19.. Correspondetit. In the House.
11. durvey mankind, froma cains
20" (Johnson). 23. Extent of some people" iza
bility to pars. (6)]
29. The pass joma, iku ordet: (#) 34. Cato a towRT DE PIXURIouth.
WHAT'S HER LINE?s, shari
AFREDA CANN" Re-arrange the letters to spell
VERI Page 10
Occupation,
26. Boale without the wetrnow. (8) 25. Diter esta his own, book. 1, (B);
-Bolution's? batugtar's preUE —— ALFALL,
Loaded:
(90, Yards: £funderi 26, brali A7 Deve
6. Persian 9, Edest:" "14," "Hegin; 17. Cali
do?
What do you
A-Bld four spades. This bid shows an Independent spade suit, excellant distribution, but no' great chance for a plam unless partner, can make the. first move in that direction.
12
TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding is the same as in the question just answered. You, South, hold: Spades G-4-1 -2, Hearts :8*7-3, Diamoris A-Q, "What, do Clubs 1-0-Job-4;
Wanted Them Short
The cat foll his whiskers. with his paw and said to Willy: "Yes, snip them short!"
DUMB-BELLS
WHY DO YOU PUT COTTON IN YOUR EARS
ITALK TO MYSELF
AND CANNOT BEAR TO HEAR IT
1. Barber, barber shave a pig, How many hairs will make
a wig?
Four and twenty, that's
enough
Give the barber a pinch of
snuff.
"Next!"
on the rabbit's back and trim-
willy. At this; both the rat and the med both their whiskers at the
same time. rabbit Jumped on the stump at
Hen Didn't Move. the same time.
Next, shouted Willy, jook- "We're both next," the rat said. "We came here together." Ing at the hen. But the hen Willy said he usually didn't didn't move. "Didn't you come work on two customers at the here for a haircull or something,
Mike?" Willy said.
Rupert and Ozzie-
The litha pali ask their new?? he bats gently? sending each ball friend to bat best, and they mark where Bill" or "Rupert cart easily que a pitch short enough to sust, field it, but at length his patience Rupert's strength. ⠀⠀** Now, larʻq}{gtványme, and opening'); his 2001£.my.tyu jo no tron an it used: shoulders, þær makes a tremendous. to bez says. Ozzle. ** My, what, high drive over Bill's: hand; and
"NO"
repiled the hen, "I just came here to watch. It's the first Ume I've ever been in a barber-shop.”
Then the pig went up and sat down on the afump, "Shavá, sold the pig. Knarf,
· London Exprezi-Service.
PARIS GASPS AGAIN
By Betty Wilson
Paris.
ANTOINE, the hair-stylist, has made Parisiennes, gasp again with his "Hair Styles of the Fast and for the Future,"
You do not need much hair of your own since Antoine is very ready to make you a wig of· ribbons, flowers or feathers.
Raffia, string, wood shavings or precious stones are treated as hair in a series of remarkable wigs that are inspired by 'every from the imaginable source
the snake-locks of Medusa to helmet of a Chinese warrior.
Mannequins who acted: N hostcases for the opening party displayed, the Intest Antoine
AN ANTOINE WIDE flowers, furnis sometimesķiraE wwed sharings..
Hanid crowded around and creations. Oho brunette had how Willy shaved the pig. He typical Japanese-bob with what' fathered him from: the up of bow of fame-red and gold taune snout to the end of his tall stop her heads The only part of the pig that of the wigs scattered through- anyone could age were his
his two out Antoine's penthouse hair
byun
and his feet
But, just, as Willy started to which has led floors, pri ahavo him, the pig opfed. walls and glass furniture tho guests appeared most attracted bunch of turnips: growing do
from:
natural wood shayings,
the other side of the brook atd by an angel colffure mado want campering off to get them, shaking
ho the Jather off
Wigs, made entirely of Bowers, wente
Lacquered lock izitezlace miled. Em glad ho's dowers and elaborate: merang Willy
Howald, to Knurf and rents of hair and
shaving a pir
with mud in Mariinst
no?", sonso that. Antoine is know
covered really believði