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JACOBY CON BRIDGE
Never Open Trump In This Position
WEST 400 ▼日12 +8542
NOITII
4KQ 1074
❤ 10653
• None
KQJ2
EAST
AA032
9
* SOUTH (D)
▲ JO
MAKQJT
10073
10 054
• AKQJO,
11
A973
East-West vul
Fourth
West North
2
Pass
2 ✈
་་
Pass
3 A
East Fass Pass
**
Pass
V
0
Pass Pass
Pass Pars
Opening lead-❤ 2
JACOBY
Ure
BY OSWALD
AND No. 9 of
recent
H World Championship Match
ÁLKÁLMÁN
Caltons pats SERVICE, INC.- NUEVA VÕNN
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THE · CHINA: MAIL, WEDNESDAY, MAY 13, 1953.
840
BY THE WAY.
by Beachcomber
A
MAN has been refused licence to sell herrings from a blcycle" at a seaside town. I understand why. If one person does this, everybody starts to do it.
Crowd of herring-sellers wweep along the sea front, overflow into the side streets, block the ranke and throw the life of the town into chaos. "They push their bicycles into the expensive hotels, crowd the Bits, All the corridors and disarganise the inges and cocktali ura, Fish gets sulled all over the floors and stair Amrien and Sweden guests alts and fall. Old pele watch Alier feed and armIR TA Wie one of the most interesting the bleycles, denver are wos, velces of the entire 250-board match. raised, and fai da thrown about. Cata ush nut of corners and add to the In both rooms a pair of world
confuskin, and the hotel stuff, shout- famous experts got to snull that ordis, adds to the clamour of
the bercing-sellers. the hand
between
slum contract was off two areg,
when
collect and stack cycles are always resented by the terring-sellern. The notice which says Bicycles. Are Not Allowed In
A lady ur gentleman, struck in the Ice by an fully-dlung herring, hulde Just in case you are puzzled
the management responsible. At- "By the beginning of the bidding shown with today's hand, lets hall-porters and reception
clerks 10
thu should explain that the players on the American team e a weak opening two bid. When they want to make an opening forcing bid, they must bid two clubs regardless of whether or not they have real club sult.
1 ts case, South opened with two clubs to show the strength of bis hand, and later showed that his real length was in hearts and diamonds.
not
I can-
since
argue with success, Howard Schenken, the declarer
This date is ignored, and the ingre enterprising salernes even enter bedrooms and miting-rooms, In the dining-rooma”, everything seems to amell of herring, and the walters
remove their bouls, no tu. Walk ANG securely on the Rah-wṇeared oor. In the bullard-room player flounder, and the elpth te ripped to bite. And in the kimoking-tuon connoisseur remove bite of herring from Hier brandy with fagers that tremble with raze. Abandoned bleyotes, coverid with dah, wedge the swing-doura, The police cannot gel- in 10 eject the intruders.
•
As dusk falls, the smell becomica intolerable, There are collisions with herring-sellers who have no rear- lights, and sleepy guests, alandoning the attempt to reach their bedrooms through the antiling crowd in every
corridor, camp out will dist-beared rugs in the lounges. Now and then a herring falls from a wall or ceiling. and the berring-sellers, pushing their broken bloyeles across the vesilbule, find the exit blocked by alaeping guests, wheels, handlebari, baskets and shouting members of the hutet blunder about in search of ciall. Cata who have uvercaten dainty froginenta, and Inte serivals imaging they have come to a fish market run by lunatics, Finally, the fire-brigade has a smash its way in through the wedged owing-dours. The floors are hosed, and many a sleeper 15% awakened by a cúld douche of fish-
lugged water.
No wonder refused,
That ilence
พาร
YOUR BIRTHDAY... By STELLA
WEDNESDAY, MAY 13.
in the "closed" room, actually pouN today. than stura have able to say "hợ" to that secund
made his unsound stom CON- tract.
West was misguided
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enough
to open trump against de clarer's, small stam contract' in hearts. Schenken thereupon
drew three
rounds of trumps,
WOMANSENSE
WAKE UP-AND LIVE!
And here is our Exercise Girl with 'another exercise to put you on top of
the world.
1. Tummy Tightener. Lie on KEEP FIT-LIKE THISS
your back, tummy putted
crumpled-up - in'- the- in, legs up at right angles to, THAT floor. Slowly, bring legs down middle look adds years to you. Today Exercise Girl, Yvonne again,
Marsh, who appears in the new For bust
Either film 2.
uplift.
"Street Corner," shows stand or sit for this one.
you how to stretch and lauten Elbows at shoulder level, tume your waist line with the "Rock y well in. Clench heels of and Koll" exercise, Feet alight- hands together sharply at chin ly apart, relax forward from level. Ten times. Best. Repeat, the waist, head Hopped right 3. For trim calves and ankles. down. Now, roll from the waist Sit down. Legs together to the left side, then, in a huge back and slightly of the ground. Point circle. ар
to the tock as hard as possible, then round to the right side and turn feet up. Twenty times, home to the first position.
Hepeat other side!
really hard.
MORE TOMORROW
MASSAGE FOR DOUBLE CHIN
After the nightly face warli- Ing. which should include n warm rinsing and, then a cold one, spread on a heavy massage cream. Work upward from tie collarbone, using flattenet in- gers from chin tip lo cor lobes.
ond inpina Then, with Anger
thumb pick up that loose flesh and roll it firmly. Fat cells can be crushed After five, or ten that way.
A
lon. Guard against becoming rolling stone, for you will never fortune that" way--und 11 reas
that buys the beautiful 18 money things you desire! you
Humanco für ihre fair ex morg truo be dull of pitfalls. You
discarded all of Jummy's clubs and can be very unhaics of
trick.
MAY attract
given you natural ability for plece of cake. beyond the average. But it is up You will be fund of travel and to you to develop the talents bky excitement. You are always wisely. You have a mind, but looking for new places and some you are more thelled to use your thing to stimulate your emation when it comes to making
decision than you are to de pend upon your jumture judgment. You ale very fond of comforts
Un not have the tittle
of members of
sex will have a throng of admirers. even the so-called "terber
Make sure that you have the wis like pipe and alig to be ready at all truck Both men anki
dum to select the right one. Women, bele fond of good foods To and witht' the stars have in:
lore for
your and wines, must watch the diet.
tomorrow, cluct Otherwise, the waistline gels out birthday star and send the corres of contepi around middle affe.
ponding paragraph, Let your birth- Culuvate entugle self-control to be day alar be your daily guide.
THURSDAY, MAY 14 21-May 21-
on his top diamonds, and the life. This is, perhaps. But members of the opposite inters gave up one spade Dummy made thre rest of the tricks with good spades and a trump.
In the "open" room, in front
of bridge ot an alience
ch thusiasts, the Swedish declarer went down ingloriously, at his slam contract. Johnny Craw- America, ford, defending for opened the ace of clubs and then switched to spades to let his partner take tie ace of spades.
I would" not" bullter to report this sort of hand, even though it is spectacular, except for the fact that a very valuable lesson can be derived from it. It is almost never good policy to open trump against a siam contract. Such an opening lead gives control of the hand im- mediately "lo" "declarer"and"allows him to develop the hand in the way that pleases him best.
It may be sound play to open a trump against a száll slami contract when you know that every suit will break badly for declarer. In such a case you may realise that declarer must
alat
TAURUS [Apr.
du
CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan, 20)- Solve a problem for yourself with "De very careful in giving direc out asking for advice. You'll
tions to others or you may #nd letter by being' self-reliant at this they are making serious mistakes.
Do patient. point.
GEMINI (May
21)- #2-Jute If at all possible, gel outdoors in-
will to the frests at it
rein- vigorate your spirit, give you
w perspective.
22-Juty
CANCER (Jun
23}-
*
te very catelul nut to make husty declun Un sinafter vi great importante. Use your best Judgment.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb.
1). If you find life dull, suck uut Tresh companions who can stimu- Jate both your mind อ.คง your
amagination,
PISCES (Feb.
20) 20-Mar. Take no chances. De cudservative, Your Le very practical; develop kleus constructively,
ARIES Mar. 21-Apr. 20)
meeting of minds among Stang of new friends whom you make
LEO (July 24-Aug. * You may find tha! there
you need to relax your mind, laten to some good music. You will...tina......that......It helps.......... ........great.....today.......
theat.
VIRGO (Aug. 24-8ept. *
heeding This 1st moment when the ndvice of an expert may bring Important rewards and tur- ther your objective.
1)--
LIBRA (Sept. 24-Del If you have been postponing decision, now is the me to make up your mind, once and for utt. What to do.
HCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov.
for a cross ruff, and every de- You may be impatient at the slow- fensive trump lead will
then
save a trick. In all other situa- tions, however, it is poor policy to open a trump and thus sur- renders your defence to the de- eldrer,
CARD Sendees
Q-The bidding hag been:
Youth
West
North East
1 Diamond Pass 1 Heart Pass
You
South, hold; Spades A-Q-9 Icarts 7-3, Diamonds A-K-Q-7, Clubs A-K-J-B. What do you do?
A-Bid three no-trump. With 23 points in high cards you are willing to bid a game opposko The weakest possible responding hand. If your partner 138 about 6 points and a heart stopper you should have some reasonable play for game.
TODAY'S QUESTION
C1
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The bidding is the same as in the questions answered. You," "South, hold: Spado 2, Hearts J-7-3, Diamonds A-K-QJ-9-6, Citrus A-K-J. What do you do?
CHESS PROBLEM
By A. CASA
Black, 3 pieces.
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White, 10 pieces.
to play: mate in three,
lution to yesterday's
problem:
1. 11 (84)~Q4, any; 2, Q, R, B, "brʻKî`mates,
ness of things. But don't rush them, Better for you to take your
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec, 223--- If your ideas are practical. this is the day to get them into pro- duction. Present them to the pub. lic.
CROSSWORD
Actona
1. There's a wash round Toni, (8)
7. Train rave innag.). (1
11. Divinted box för a borsa 7 (0) 12. Start of a drive, (805)
13. Wire mist be thts for walkers,
Wardlog
10. Arca.
18 Barch or jana.. (9) 22. Cath paw, (4)
XY (37
24. Part song, sung only, (6), 20. Free from superstition. (0)
20 Dral step fawag... (8)
Down
10. tin date (anag). (6)
2. Jen taste, (4)
3. Objectionable, 15
4. Just mite, but flated. (4)
I do this on a committen. (3)
6. Bury this, then resp. (4)
8. Dangerous hog (4
9 Wome itch than one deserves.
(5) 10 Ghange direction. (4)
14. Tent speed. (4)
15. Monotonous talk,
(8)
Their emblem a halo. 101
10. Cimate or roption. (4)
20. Thepro bad, in quo daskát 141
1. Swaying dance, (4)
it white may be exciliod (3) Bonition of
- Arensiz
Brommas: 14 THS: 1 Pree: 15 TUE: 13. Agus: 20, Bellet, 23. Clear; 24 Per RS Erect: Not Foul: 97, Leon: 9/
1. Cruten: Audit forrible Faze, ode: 45. stelacas (19. Fair. 15 Lerch; 18. darīti 19. note 11 POKL 22. Ueld, 14, 100
WHAT'S HIS LINE?
BING E. RUSSEL Re-arrango Ulio, Letters to spell his occupation.
(Solution on Page 10)
DUMB-BELLS
IS THERE
ANY
WRITING
IN THIS PACKAGE
WELL NOT EXACTLY || BUTZ THERES A CAN OF
PARCEL POST ALPHABET SOUP INI
IT!
323
THE LEDGER SYAIRCAFE
minutes, frisk an ice cube over. the area. If a elin strap is worn it should hold a piece of gauze that has been dipped in cold ustringent.
The cause of double chins is LUD keen an interest in good groceries that contain fat-form- cut ing elements. One should
rich on. fried foods, down
butler and sauces, pastries. That extra chin never bothers sim girls.
cream,
It is a good idea to tone and strengthen the muscles of the neck. That can be done by clasping the hands at the nape line, turning the head from slic to tide, keeping the hunds firm-
"placed, and pulling hard, uni the, fibres.
Keep your head on the level. Letting fall forward permits the muscles to relax and, In
Fat time, they become flabby. reside on
Arm cells will not muscles. They are looking soft, quiet spots and ne turbances.
an
for
dis-
Cold water-it's n tonic and astringent should be ap- plied freely several times a day. Using dark powder ou the underslung chin will throw into a shadow, minimise it.
BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
A Welcome For The Robins
-They've Been Down South All Winter, You Know-
By MAX TRELL
for the violets, the croruses and the apple blossoms, We have
CHIRPIE Sparrow flew to the everything packed (but we're
window !! and starterl calling oul in a loud valee: than feathers), and we're leav
not carrying anything heavier.
ing the first thing in the- Now, Chirpie Sparrow never
you ali 500T come to the window sill and morning. See
Love, H-R and R-1.
"Hanid, Knorti"
rome
to be
called for anyone unless he had So that's the wonderful
very Important news to news and they ought Announce. Honld and Kharf, back by tomorrow or the next the shadow-children with the turned-about names, knew this
day!" very well. At the first round of Sparrow's voice, they ran to the open window.
"Great news! Wonderful news! I just got a letter!"
From Whom?
Spread the News
Knart and Honid were CO excited that they slipped out of the house at once to spread the news about the garden, Knarf had an idea. He sold to Hanid
J:
"Wonderful news.** Chirpy sanDanced to Korf
Hanid.
and
"A letter?" asked Hanid, "From whom, Chirpy?"
"From Rob-Red Robin Roberta-Red Robin! They're the Robins have their nest and We can all sing it when the coming back from the South when they come back, we'll all Robins arrive,” where they've been all winter, be there to welcome them?"
as they ran down the garden- path: "Let's get everyone to "Knarf sold: "I think wo and stand under the oak tree where should have a song of welcome.
The letter was written on a Hanid thought this Was
Welcome Song
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This is the song of welcoine maple leaf. It blew into my very cheerful idea. So did that Knorf and the others made. nest this morning with the first Squire Squirrel, Chippy Chip-up: South Wind Air Mail. I can munk, Blinkie Mole, Blackic Robin! Robin! remember it by heart. This is the Beetle, Willy. Tood, Christo what said:
pher Cricket and Mrs Quack Dear Chirpy, Our winter and her family, all of whom vacation is over. We are going happened to stop by under the to arrive back home in time oak tree at that moment.
Rupert and the Robins-2
After dinner. Rupert begs his will tell him if it's good." He daddy to tell him what is in the ! pours a few drops into a bucket of gla ja. 'Well," laughs Mr. *-water and sets off with his aytinge. Bear, it certainly isn't anything Ruperi eagerly looks forward to to drink. In fact, it's poison helping, but in his disappointment. "The professor has invented it and - his daddy, sends him backy
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