Janatts

DOG FOODS —

Mixed Ovals Dog Cakes

Puppy Biscuits

Dog brushes, strippers & combs

also SPRATTS Bird Seed

Canary Mixture Budgerigar Mixture Avisand

and C.L.O. Bird Food

ROSS-MILLER

BISCUIT

DOG FOODS

Dog Biscuits

• Standard Kibblo

and Egg and Liver Mixture.

Tiny Tim Kibblo

Also a large range of

English Leather Collars,

Leads, Harness's & Muzzles.

Lane Crawford's

(LANE, CRAWFORD LTD.)

SUNDAY EXPRESS

Baby *Book

Here it is... the book that given complete information on the care of the baby and small child from the prenatal period through. to the sixth detailed advice year on Routines, Menus, Recipes, Training, First Aid

Complete Record Section from Birth to the twelfth Year.

Ilustrated by over 200 "how-to" photographs and drawings, some

in two colours.

-240-pages, Packed.In attractive gift box.

$25.00

Obtainable only at South China Morning Post Wyndham Street, Hong Kong & Salisbury Road, Kowloon

Boss cross?

DEMA

serve RICKSHAW

Memo Be sure to insist.co RICKSHAW

CEYLONNTEAP,

BALWAYS

Louis Kentner

(planist)

THE CHINA MAIL, WEDNESDAY, APRIL - 22, 1953. ~/

DON'T BREATHE

ANYBODY.

10

R LET LA

'PURCE DOCTORS SET

FREE

BRITISH EMBASSY

NOT TO

DE EVICTED

AMERICAN, JOURNALISTS GIVEN VISAS

CHUIKOV SUGGESTS AIR SAFETY TALKS

AMNESTY TO RUSSIAN PRISONERS

VISHINSKY TO AGREES

·U.N.O. SECRETARY-GENERAL

BERUN RESTRICTIONS

EASED

WAITING FOR THE K.O..

Nathaniel Gubbins

NE advantage of the elder Lord's Taverners will not mean. But hang it all, a diap cold war, now relax- need the rosy make-up.

ing with "nods and becks and wreathed smiles" (John Milton, in case you didn't know), was that Rus- sian diplomats maintained a dignified silence, unless they were insulting somebody.

They might have been as dumb as they look. On the other hand, because they were not allowed to speak freely, briliant witticisms may have been stifled-in their throats by orders from Moscow.

But now that Mr Gromyko has made

ם

.

Pass The Sandwiches

to

a

hus to consider the ladies on an occasion like that, I mean,

Letter From A Stomach

Y. Dear Stomach,

According

report. to American girls, anxious know evRTY detali of the

"quealed with M Sir Miles Thomas, chief of Coronation, delight when they learned at a British Information Burrait that some peers and peeresses may carry sandwiches in their coronets."

ELL, there you are, you see. Americans just don't under-

stand.

Andrel

After all, what's so funny. cory

about carrying sandwiches in a crack about our weather, wo

coronet? I mean, you're a long know the worst. He

said: "Your British weather over time at a coronation without a Faster was terrible. Why don't spot of fodder, and you've got

to carry it somewhere, you put it in order? In Moscow

ticularly as peers' robes don't It was warm and sunny."

Which is about as unfunny as usually have pockets. the worst gug ever uttered by the unfunniest British comedion at a suburban smoking concert.

par-

And even if they did, a chap would look a bit of an outsider with packets of grub bulging out of them. I mean, it simply isn't donc.

the B.O.A.C., har said that on the Comet airliner's trip 10 Takuu

and back stomachs flew so fast that their meal times were gravely upset.

They took an early breakfast. in London, and arrived in early Tokyo at another breakfast-time,

they when were expecting a late dinner.

On the return trip, they arrived in London expecting late lunch, and found it was time for yet another carly breakfast.

"They Have Their Exits"...

Third Day

THE JACKBOOTS CAME NEARER AND NEARER

T

taken

We heard HE British dental of- +++++++++++*H*** flung open and

German votres, I turned อต cer treated my gums. Yesterday Colonel Neave told my cide against the wall of the As he applied a lotion how, a8 a lieutenant in a

my Aut

clicck against the 10 wooden floor. The stomping I blurted out my news to British battery ordered him. He smiled and calmly make a Inst stand before of jackboots on the boards was deafening. Nearer and nearer shook my hand as he sum- Dunkirk in 1940, he wax they came until we could hear moned the next patient, wounded.

prisoner, throaty breathing. My heart they wero Norman Forbes, from the marched to Germany and beat wildly, for waiting-room. Buck in the eventually taken to an old looking under the beds. Two

rows away from us the strup waiting-room the sentry Polish

XX. ing of boots stopped. There fort-Stalag still gazed without ex- From here he planned to was grunting, bul the footsteps pression at the window. escape to Russia from the began to dis away. The door

centre -(which he was slammed. Five minutes passed, I look- dental

Three days later we sald

and shook hands ed at my watch and at was regularly attending for good.

good-bye with F.-O. with everyone in the hut. c'even o'clock rose from my treatment)

to leave thota chair and pronounced the Norman Forbes, an R.A.F. was sorry

fighter pilol.

staunch and kindly people.

At six a.m. on April 10 a magic word:

party of 150 men assembled near the main gate. Forbes and 1, mingling with them were counted and marched away, singing "Ro

the Barrel" and

tintil "Quartermaster's Stores"

tvere beyond the plie forests and halling at a largo ferm.

"Abort."

Out

wa

the

Here bunks had been pre- The sentry glance in my discution with indifference and pared for us and cups of tea noided woodenly. I stepped were ready. We were to hide outside where the two sentries here until the search had died still lounged by the corner of down and the hue and cry was the hut. They did not look my over. Then, after an interval

a small alert British we could go out with som way for prisoner with long, black hair party working in the woods and flowing beneath his cap and side (scape, whiskers

them showing

U.S.M noon Shortly after

the among the farm buildings. Our His Thornborough shin ng object. rome

Into came

Alled mattress group enthusiastic salesmanship was hut. He was loughing. "Coma

1

wat

Here the party split up into small groups for different tasks

covers

part of the escape plan. Swiftly outside and see something good. With hay and straw from

reached the lavatory, removed Take a brush

and pall each great barn. my overcoat and placed it in and pretend to be hut orderiles and mix with the crowd by tho of wire."

hia

space

beneath the TOO!.

lathered up a few pieces

Forbes,

wood and waited for

He came quickly, placed

Overcoat beside mine and took

By

up his share of wood. Another AIREY NEAVE,

short, tense wait.

SSSS

D.S.O., O.B.E., M.C.

CORDES and I worked under British the direction of a corporal who whispered direc- ilons to us. The born had doors

at either end. One was fastened

by a padlock, but the other, least in use, was held in position only by a wooden cross-bar TALL Brilish sergeant

twined with wire: Betore! the We followed him scross tho pacing carelessly beside the

loosening the wire so that the lavatery whistled softly. At the parade ground, trying to look midday meal I saw the corporal

orderlies to the barbed

door would

casily. open signol I walked as naturally as like

When the ratlon lorry drew pussible behind the hut and wire in front of the Komman- Our escape had been round its far wall out of the dantur.

hour before. up beside us two men hidden At the discovered

down view of the sentries.

us. a crowd of British Inside jumped awicily roadway I was joined by Forbes Around

and and disappeared in the crowd, soldiers were laughing and we began to talk and laugh

Ger. It was unnoticed by the guard towards the shouting alles at the we walked entrance of the compound on mans.

as

GA

that the number of the work- but ing party had increased to 152. the other side carrying our bits In the roadway, silent

our fellow We planned to hide in the barn of wood to give the impression grinning. stood

when the party marched back Furious Ger- that we were employed on some dental patients.

to the camp at exactly the same No mans

stamped No one shouted.

around them. strength as it had left in the errand.

showed from one even looked in our direction. Revolver butts

rifies morning. We were now dressed in our unbuttoned holsters and

Late in the afternoon. when battle-dresses without badges of were hold at the ready. Aglinted

no Germans were in the burn rank, trying to become absorbed German officers gesticulated at

the corporal stood by the open We the crestfallen sentries, In the mass of prisoners.

Then came the sound of dogs door and nodded. Up we climb- walked up a jane fenced with

high into along the road ed towards the roof, posts and wire and reached the barking and

the hay, and burrowed, boneath main gate. A sentry armed swung a formidable column of

of the barn, with a bayonet talked casually SS, men with tommy guns and the cross-beams

Police leading Alsatian We lay there luxuriously for an with a British corporal Re Field

Faccinated, we watched hour, glanced at us unintelligently, dogs.

march Rway pursuers

German Then and it seemed the corporal gave our us a faint wink as we passed towards the fort.

of the I slept peacefully in my bunk the hay I caught a through into the haven the problem would be appre-compound.

and early next morning com field-grey uniform. clated.

Sergeant Major parade for the whole of the repeated the world"Nichtal Company

Orderlies detalled

The German was not satisfied the Green camp. Thornborough, of

stood with

clean clean out the huts were usually and I felt that he was gazing up Howards,

this parade, but o into the roof. uniform and shining boots at excused the door of one of the huis. He this morning all the huts were

As many of the stomachs rebelled, your comments on

SIR,

But it, the order has come

In reply to your undated from Moscow; "Fraternise with

But if you carry the stuff in the British, and make jokes they understand," there will soon be your coronet, it doesn't show. letter, I have to inform you And when there's a bit of a that I have given serious con- awkward

with scenes British diplomats of the old break for lunch, you can get sideration to the problem

use the stomachs in the jet age. in a quiet corner, and thing as a small table on your knees.

sume

school at the Russian Embassy:

It

You like your cigar?

good, Thanks.

Oh, Jolly goo

You amell the kipper?

The kipper?

who has been compared with fat, bleway, orrible, ch?

LISZT

BUSONI

and

RACHMANINOFF

will give two recitals

on

FRIDAY,

24th APRIL, 1953,

(Originally scheduled for Wednesday. 22nd April, 1953)

at

7 P.M. and 9.30 P.M.

at the

EMPIRE THEATRE King's Road, Tol. 70103 Town Rooking Office side lane, Shell House. YOU CAN HEAR AND SEE KENTNER FROM ANY SEAT IN OUR THEATRE.

Of course, coronels

of

Stomachs obliged to travel frequently may find that they are not will hardly ever catch up with

usually big enough to carry lunch-time or dinner-time, and much. So you would have to will be doomed to a perpetual Very suck to sandwiches. I mean, dlot of porridge and bacon and

you can't have a sort of picnic eggs. with knives and fock# and

is chicken and salad and all that,

It is nailed under the table.

state, It smell bad. English. Very funny, ha?

Oh, very funny. Ha, na. Your mother-in-law-she

For one thing, the Ironmon My mother-in-law? Do you

gery would rattle a bit, and also mean the duchess?

I mean, you Yes.

of course, But she is Be rather heavy. vulgar, ougly, stupid and talk, don't want to go about like a talk, talk and chew the fat, or Covent Garden porter balancing

a basket on his head. is it the cud, yes?

I think I'd better be going now,

Who was that lady I seen you with last night?

I beg your pardon?

I know. It was no lddy.

wife.

was

It

your I really must go now, if you' excuse me, It's all been fright- fully 'Jolly,

wait until But you must your cigar cxplode. Ah, there

tache

go, and half your mous

swith her. I not that very-funny-frightfully-jolly?

Frightfully.

And as for salad, it's simply mayonnaisu la out. I mean, difficult enough in a hamper, but if you carry it in your hat, so to speak, you're going to look a bit odd if it gets out of the con- tainer and runs down your face

the problems,

If the time-tables are changed. they may find lunch' always coming down without breakfasts or dinners; or dinners always coming down without lunches or breakfasts.

Even worse, much-travelled stomachs, doomed to perpetual breakfasts by the time-fable and owned by certain persons given to self-indulgence (no names, no pack drill), may hd nothing but coffee and toast coming down for weeks on end,

When stomachs can fly round the world in 24 hours, I presume time in their aircraft will re- main constant, it moving with the earth's spin. And if the ot One of

speed of the aircraft is the same course, is crumbs. If you use as the speed of the earth's re- the coronel as a small table, as I volutions, I suppose they will mild, a fow crumbs, and probe never get anywhere...... ably bits of meat and chicken,

01

Forbes and I, lying on out.

grinned, shook us both by the suddenly cleared. hand and took us to the end of the long hut between rows of backs two-tiered metal beds.

beneath two beds, waited. The hut door Wis

we

talking to the corpora Impce

heard

#

Through The Corporal

Tomorrow: Lost and Bawildered.

MORE PEACE MOVES SOON

TO COME, SAY DIPLOMATS

T

Jane Melivaine is the first woman to return to BENQ the West and report after a visit to Russia. Here is

her

despatch

the now

from

Berlin.

میں

pores we saw what the Russlan HE new mystery in been given a public build-up 23

who Stalin's successor, and they wont wanted us to see-docs, not give Kremlin the really rules Russia and der whether there is now under one the picture of Immense way life and death struggle strength, which Russia iries to the Russians have between Malenkov ond Beria. present to the West.

When I was able to look un- why

der the Red carpot laid downs launched their peace offen- the security chief, for absolute,

in pover sive has diplomats

Everywhere I went in and for us, I could see the dust and our cracks like the horrifying alght Moscow during Moscow dumbfounded to around

seven-day say I saw pictures of of women prisoners working day.

But one of the few things Stalls and Lenin. I saw under the steely-eyed directions only one picture of Malenkov, of torunygun toting guards

It was at the big Moscow col with police dogs. about which there is some

Cars of tin: agreement is that there inay lostive farm.. 30 miles east of Pictures of Stein,

the Stalin auto soon be important new Rus- Moscow.

Lenin, Malenkov, and Melotov.

Our visit to the sian moves, including an were grouped on the wall. I saw worlas, the Russiane pride and offer to conclude the long- none of Beria.

Joy, was not impressive by There is a feeling in Moscow. Detroit Austrian peace that Stalin's successors have any are certain to get into it. And. Therefore, if their journey debated

standards. when you put the thing on, begins at 4.30 pm they will treaty.

taken the opportunity provided. again, the stuff is certain to get bo travelling nowhere;. for.op-

by his death to correct what one The Russians best cáis aro tinny. The Soviet plane In parently no purpose, in an air-

Dupont Coalways No picture of Beria diplomat described as a "deeper which we travelled tronk Fin OR the Coronation. Test into your hair.

ale situation" dacior Russia: woman,

10 Moscow had "tracks hape chosen to wear a black Of course, it's all right for ner where

tea-time

This diplomat suggested that land These diplomats, many of dotted green chartreuse sult, a peers who are bald. They can

feline the now rulers may have felt which exposed the airframe, un-- In those, nightmarish circum- whom have spent a plain large black straw hat, and, brush it away with one hand. remembering three colours fon But if pecrosses go about after stances, let us hope that stomachs studying Russias, emphasised Stalls, palleles were propelling comfortably to view.

that they do not know the Budia towards was that he was Derpite; dontilky CBA tho smartness; an enormous crimson lunch with crumbs and bits of of the future will get better

answers to the startling develops too tonlle to change and that comptiness of Mohitimke with- my shoulder. Roty ment and chicken in their hair, teas than those borved day on

ments which have followed Russia is still too hackward in out pool facts Western diplo make-up with crimson lipsticle they're going to look a bit ropey British Hallwayɛ. A

Stalin's death, duririally for an All-out war in mats are convinced og one thing. One of the chilet aguros in this the near future. In short, they there has been defnite change in the. butward atanow The only thing to do is for the

7 remain, Sir, faithfully,

mystery is Premier: Malenkos are buying cleno.rs In the Lord's Tavern, club peer to carry, an extra nosebag

himsen. Some diplomats are ins What I saw in our way--and, sphere in atom tley will provide several colours for, the membib. I. mon. it.)

leigană se to why he has got remembering that for meat pur=23 (Conilned) for ammeinews, but some of us may be a bit of a tight ft,

At Lord's

match,"-writes

rors, an

PLEASE BOOK will complete my outfit."

EARLY

Y

Your: Skomachi *ELondon Meprem Strykes).

4

production

line

Share This Page