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THE CHINA MAIL, MONDAY, APRIL 13, 1953.
JACOBY ON BRIDGE
Professor Shows How To Play Keen Bridge
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By OSWALD JACOBY
orchestral of the gannent in bound to klip out ONE
of place, and may get wedged in Bir gap between the collar and the banana, ect, how that the callar has been Brahms transferred to the front. In su
2kx there is nothing E do but take the trousercoat off and start
gain.
I conductor who "wagged the baton, half-eaten
л while latening to Symphony on the ratio,"
my thoughts turned to
great the Stelling, whose motto was: "If music be the love of food, eat The victim of a caprice
on."
Lited n
the
NE of the most Interesting
college
courses that. I
course
on
know of is given by my friend, Charlie Michaels,
Queens at College, NY:
As you might is a suspect. Dis
"Profes- contract bridge, and sor Michaels puts two hundred students through their paces Bo able to neatly that they are irpy
play tournament bridge in their last four class sessions.
of
With UT
196 anja my trousers,
tu lepa in the sleeves of my lart,
And
7 g nowhere at all
rait like a ball,
Ile once conducted of Banbury With a slick of Warthing ruck. Vicious
120 Rielleasy punctuated his signalą to this in- at untied pinyers. Nor Sku he observe til his pernietous example. And tumble about in the dirt, was being followed by one of the Violins,
It- who had coated laim Blumen with sugar, and was lick ing it complacently during moments of leisure. Stelling was once con- dueling with a sick of liquorice, when it bent in the middle. "Every- one stopped playing, and A Voice was heard Kaying. Al well A Trombone full of beer passes the tline pleasantly enough. Glug. Blue."
I'm so twisted and cauplit in my
etothing
The trousercoat.
It is put on back to front, the front part will sag, thus lower Ing the frousers in front, making the bullons on the upper park user
That I doubt if it's worth all the
juan;
I mutter and scout,
For I'm trussed like a fowl, And I can't even climb on a 'bua. How I envy conventionat people The surtorial culm their lifel
I tripple about,
vj
But the only wap aut Ja to cut myself free with a knife.
Tra-la-la!
Today's hand was played by Michael some years ago, and he sometimes uses it as a les-
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advanced Invst son for pupils. It is a good demonstra- tion of how to make the most of a single entry to the dum- my.
When the hand was played, opened some years ago, West the king of clubs, and Michaels tho won the first trick with ace. He promptly returned the king of diamonds to knuck out West's are, and West led some more elubs.
Declurer ruffed the third round of clubs, of course, but Jess, and dragging the rear part of KGAL language misleading.
the rest of the trousers half-way up the buck. The High Court found recently then had to win At the same thine the detachable that the Dorchester Hojel was the tricks. Obviously he neet- aiden will be pulled away. nsit Cummen inn" Any day
ed
both unpleasantly tichtened – bý tho seris-booking man in cap may successful finesses in
and spades. Just as ob- strain on the waist-ling. The whỏe startie
clerks Le 1eeestion
hearls by cling
dirty will become shapeless and, pushing a
old basket at viously, dumny could be for all practical purpoNER, usesons. them,
king. "What you tered only once-with the ab The flap on the top, or cont, part give me on these emplea?"
of diamonds. How could all the work be tone?
YOUR BIRTHDAY... By STELLA clubs with the nine
you
tho
MONDAY, APRIL 13
Love samething in BORN today, the stars have given you learn to
which und times, or versatility
marry Kod often goes hand in hand with real hushteki manager, it is likely int genius. But it has been left to you son will be in trouble making ends to discover your purticular bent usert. It may not bother you in and develop to the exclusion of the, feast, but it can prove difficult
for members of your familly.. all else. One Wiing at a time, done well, must beepine your watek word early in fe. As you grow older, you any expand your in- teresis and extend your activities. But become a specialist in pits*
thing, first, if you want the fame
and fortune
which the stars say should be yours by right of birth.
You are not apt to pay enough attention to practical matters. To you, money is merely onething to keep the wolt from the door As
You are a natural leader in the region of leeus, an well as in the Buki of action. You are not the ageressave types, however, but
about everything to a que
cient manner which Impresses there with whom you work. It is like- ly that you will be entrusted will Innsters of publie importance at an early age; especially if you enter And it likely that public life, you will for you have the good of
long as you havo, enough to meet all at heart at all tancave In
your very humble needs, you co be perfectly happy is a world of books, art. more. The acquisition of knowledge, not money, is your greatest delight. Therefore, unless
TUESDAY,
ARIES (Mar.. 21-Apr. 201 Present difficulties are only fem porary, so be patient. Do what you can efficiently without tuo Jnuch pushing.
TAURUS (Apt. 21-May #1) -- If you are plurining major renovAS tions in your house, better to call in expert help than try to do #1 all alone.
GEMINI (May 22-June 21) - Develop the talents that are your best asart, when it comes to work ang toward a quick suocesa in He.
(June 22-July 21) - CANCER Hold fast to a rigid schedule and and you will find that emciency careful planning pay of well
LEO (July 24. Aug. 23) - Don't go about anything in a hap- hazard fashion. Be methodical if { you want to finish a Job.
24-Sept. 23)
opportunity
VIRGO (Aug. De quick u see an and then lake full advantage of it instantly. It can mean Wuoco.
213-- (Bapt. 24-Oct. LIBRA The stars indicate that this is a dne day for getting involved suc- cessfully in neighbourhood activi- tler.
(Oct.
SCORPIO
24-Nov, Don't crom, too many activities in. to one day. You can do so much and no more. Be conservative
DUMB-BELLS
THE GRASS
PLANTED, NEVER GREW!
WAY DON'T YOU
RETURN
THE SEED
AND MAKË
THEM
REFUND
To Jud what the stars store for tomorrow, select your bithday star and read the corres- ponding paragraph. Let your * birtit. day star by your staily" gulde. APRIL 14
SAGITTARIU18 (Nov. 23-Dec. 22) Tt ut a new ides, supposed to save time and labour, before you depenal 100 Imuch upon it. site it works,
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The "professor" showed how. He rulfed the third round of of dia- inonds, drew one more with the queen of
diamond and then entered dummy Dy leading the five of diamends to the Aix. His next step was to lead the queen of hearts from
dummy
of hearts continue
East played a low heart, and Michaels carefully threw the jack under dummy's queen. This was a key play. When the queen held, dummy could with the ten of hearts. If East covered with the king, dummy could be re-entered with nine of hearts. If East played low, dummy's ten of hearts would hold the trick. In either case, dummy could lead a spado for successful spade finesse, The ambitious contract was thug fulfilled.
the
CARD Sensek♦
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North
East Be
| CAPRICORN (ilee, 23-Jan, 20) — Your familiar routine 14 the right now. Changes, today
best. could
he for the worse, instead of for It better.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21-Feb, 19) - Take care of personal affairs effi- ciently. Don't co off on a tangent. It will unly waste good time.
PISCES
20-MAS.
(Feb.
20)
If you me making plans for good long Iourney, see that all de inila are well sei ApdaY,
CROSSWORD
1. Divide a wall, JV)
5. Gas contain them.' (9)
11. Hitler was tire third.
12. Bag. (4)
(5)
13 in which. payment should out
ba. (6)
14. Golfers hate a bad one. (0)
15. Home county. 191.
(2)
17. Initially canto (0)
YOUR 10. Comb à
MONEY! 21 Obsolete moans of travel.: (7)
3246 BANGER SYNDICATE
WHAT'S HIS LINE?
VERHON CAUNT Re-arrange the letters, to apsil
occupation.
(Solution on Page, 10):
23 You want a sign. (7)
three for a change. (B)
55. P.M.'s garden ? (4)
*Down
1. This is most important. (0)
2. In camera (anag). (6)
What a cat
(2)
4. This may be sem. 12, 4)
6. Ridge cib (ansg.), (3)
7. This cake la mot mold. (3)
A German dollars. 171
9. Van Dyck painted in them. (4)
10. View from a 800-
16. This is not so damp.
19. A heavy fail. (4),
Bezin clear. (4)
Reversed in 2 Dogh. (#) Bolution at Saturday's pussis.—Aerose:
Delighted; 7. Hanctions: 11, Fiest¦' ARSE: Aribe: $1, Beutl
Kesp: 46. Gnos, Downi 1. Prili: 19, 9. Telola; 4, iliitorian; 5. fat-ten goli "d. Encounter: B. Ali; 9. Trembles:
2018 13 Ounce KICHUBILIK 7, ALD 10. Tuna: 10; Bull; 17% LAI
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The LOW PRICE
am
ELEGANCE
WHITE ONION
SOUP
THINK 13. MAKE SOME ONION BOUP FOR MY COLD- A WHITE ONE THIS TIME
,
WOMANSENSE
Anne Edwards points a so-cheap, so- dear contrast
IT COSTS SO LITTLE
Something to smile about......
MELT AN OUNCE OR TWO OF MARG IN A SAUCEPAN
AND STEW GENTLY IN IT 30Z CHOPPED ONIONS FOR 1 HOUR
NOW AND A
SLICE OF CRUSTLESS BREAD
Y2 PINT OF MILK
AND YA
PINT OF WHITE
STOCK OR WATER
ĐÉO THEY DON'T BROWN!.
H2048
TO LOOK
LIKE THIS
THEN clothes like this cost a song--
WH
you wonder why they charge much for other things.
When you see what can be done by clever manufacturers you wonder why there are stillte many high-cost-of-wages grumblers, se many shop, hotel, and restaurant over-chargon.
For here are clothes that are ford and elegant. The colours aro the new colturs, Use
Unes are
are simple, there are no bits and pieces-- ♦ The uni e. Čisti
and they are CHEAP.
two
Kent ray C
ENJEM. ZA
At Gre
The small cotton scarf printed with bright enough to me angis YY summery flowers on white costs very little.
The blouse is in rose-coloured popliu. And the dress, in charcoal grey jersey is in pleces.
And If you think that clothes at this low you, let me "ell you price-level are not for that the Duchess of Kent took some of thes dresses and several of these meerves of: lier Far Eastern tour. And what is good enough for the Duchess of Kent should be good enough for you and me,
TWO DAUGHTERS ★EACH GIRL was the only daughter of the most powerful man on his side of the tobe. Each is in her late twenties, plump, pleasini, and homely. Each lived at the heart of polhies and took no part. Each was the apple of bey 'father's eye. Each has a limited musical talent about which her father brooked no criticisin
But one--Miss Truman - was the most photographed, interviewed, publiciser girl of her set
other-Miss Stalin has never been Interviewed, only twice been photograph-- ever published of her ed, and no details are
The
private life
I talked to onc of the few
wika
have met her.
women
"When I first met Svetlana," sale, authoress Elleen Bigland, "she was a schoolgiri, lumpy but her father adored her. 10
tele byen-pleink to her 'exploits in the Park of
Rest and Culture. He patted her on the back delightedly when she played him 'The Bluelis of Scotland' on the plano
"He was a rough-and-tumble father to her, a pincher and a teaser-like a bear with a cub and you felt at any minues he might euft her like a bear.
COOK
FOR
ANOTHER
3/4
HOUR
THEN RUB
THROUGH A
FINE BIEVE AND SEASON
WITH SALT
PEPPER AND
A VERY LITTLE GRATED NUTMEG
BOYS AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
A Trip To Old-Fashioned Town
-Everything Was Different, Except the Children-
By MAX TRELL
"COME," said Ting-a-Ĺing os
West South
1 Spude Pass
*
You, South, hold: Spades K-Q-J-5-3, Hearts 7-3-2, Dia- monds 5-3, Clubs 9-0-3. What do you do?
A-Pass. You have a perfect- ly sound response to the open- Ing bld, but there is Do prospect of a game in this hand. You have a count of 6 poluts in high cards, 1 point for the fifth tho spavic, and
1 poin for doubleton.
carriages!" Hanid cried the next moment,
old-fashioned town.
very
at this old man
But coming
"There aren't any cars soon as Knart and Hand, here either, my dear. This is a the shadow-children with the turned-about names, met him in look front of his cottage, "Today toward us!" we're
little trip."
It was an old men with a bell. going on "What kind of a trip?" Knarf He stopped in the square and "Five rang it several times. asked. "Is it dar?"
Five o'clock... and o'clock! Ting--Ling smiled.
all's well!"
"Quite far. But it won't take us long to get there. We're going to a called Old Fashioned place Town."
Town Crior
"I know who he ist" Harid Knart and Hand had never said to Ting-a-Ling. "He's the been to Old-Fashioned Town town erfert" and they were very curious"
to know what kind of a town calls out the time. That's be
"She
was a jolly little girl,
and it did not seem to matter,"
#tar 2.
Let's Eat
BY
IDA BALLEY ALLEN
A New All-in-One Meet Idea
"HERE is a new word I have turnuks juh not seen before, Marame," re- Simmer coverər marked the Chef, “R is skille- • How, Alarm tries.' Does that mean something tritate a shee cooked in a skillet, or does it vita pluj!" mean skill in using a skillet? 1 do, not see why that much "kill is needed unless
you want to gain Steak anh Vu
you
make flapjacks and toss them high and be sure they land up- side down in the skillet!""" "Skilletries is term
.. won't find in the dictionary, Chef. It's my own combination of meat or chicken and veget- abies cooked together In * skillet
to form the
complete main course of a ment."
kalf-crver,
1 90s «um-?
umer, s'il
Salad meble Skiler: Baptis C Cake Cette
DUITE
All Stromuterapi, Are Legsú
Bret
Swiss Steak: own fegetalle
Gidre 1 in. tie. alcall sliced, Meet thk. Fi Di Nightip to!
"Perfectly possible, Madame, tendesring
4
ま
fori
little liquid is added, the Morning. Mix imator 111⁄2" tomp.
if
a
heat is kept low and the stalet enriched t
is made of heavy metal. I have lots, pepper a
theme.
for
some suggestions, Hadame, for kul over the neg two skilletry combinations dinner. I would say that the fat quiches tavamo tudḥ sides of food be served of the table in the steak
In a large lennul 3 wap.
chospedi
มาป joseu pezzier.
ware."
"Yes," said Ting-a-Ling." "He
2
The shadows coing
around
noticed a man Lighting the.
it was. But Ting-a-Ling simply cause
there aren't very many
lamps..
there."
20
Your partner has a maximum of 16 points for his raise, so that the combined hands can- not possibly
the contain poin's usually needed for rame.
TODAY'S QUESTION
said: "You'll see when you get who have clocks or watches. If it trolley cars, or motor-cars or sweet
kara,
skillet,
and
יז
toes,
it
terber and
4
the skillet-very glamorous 32 - or thupped, made of gleaming' copper, „orange-coloured enamel fron- Cave: cist shop med 35 Gin
Add 1 bouhnya and Unusual Skilletrios belina watu 20
Over the Leg dat prokrzel Portions of Smoked
• weled and browned on each ride topped Re and surrounded with sliced new gartered wine in Old-Fashioned Town
potatoes a quartered halved, seran
Suive half-covered with elder, and apples, weren't for the Town Rowed Them Across
But the children of Old-and simmered, covered, 35 mat, iss. Cover-Und un- weren't really One pound links of pork enu- ti te vere and With that he walked,' with wouldn't know the time they telephones.
Then Ting-a-Ling brought Fashioned Town
the mug can W- with a Puk them down to the pond. They them into a house and they met too different from the children sage half-fried in sat in his rowboat and he row some of the children of Old- of ordinary towns. They went to most of the fat potured off, hoa veut do ed them nerves to the other
They were schools and they read books. The chopped onion, quartered. Fashioned Town. The bidding is the same as inside, then under a bridge, then dreised very quaintly, like the little girls had dolls to play with peeled white potatoes, an And i 209 Chalet dénor the question Just answered.
to Into small
atut the boys had tops. quiet stream, then
old pictures.
spin. You, South, hold: Spades K-Q- anally around a turn and children in very J-5-3, Hearts 7-3-2, Diamonds there they were in
front of Instead of listening to a radio, And soove all, the top. cut string beant K-5-3, Clubs 9-6. What do you Old-Fashioned Town!
everyone in Old-Fashioned Town quite happy, which is the way
music box with children everywhere. du?
It was just turning evening listened to a
like little Knart and Hand enjoyed their Answer TomoCROW
and the first thing they noticed which made sounds was a man going around light- tinkling bells. Instead of writing trip to Old-Fashioned Town. with pens such as we have, They even invited the Old- the street lamps.
Town children to "There aren't
electric everyone in Old-Fashioned Town Fashioned any lights in Old-Fashioned Town," wrote with quills, or feathers come and visit them some day
with sharpened ends.
and see cars, radio, television, explained Ting-a-Ling.
They had never heard of telephones and electric lights. "Look at all the horses and
CHESS PROBLEM
By J. VENTURA
black, 10 pieces,
200
White, & pieces..
White to play: mate in'twp.
Solution to Saturday's problem:
1, B-R3; throat 2, RXP (ch). PK3; 2, K-10; PKI; 2, KO-03; 14, Q-KJ; 2. KtXQ; 19: Q~Kt5; 2, R
Rupert and Morwenna-21
ten
A Rupert moves over to join can we see it in the darkness Morwenns the little girl gets upit-wasn't there in the daylight P and points. Look, the leland - Morwenns does not artawer, for ahe murmurs. And, sure enough, pinpoint, of Light hai appeated against the faland. As they "watch far: over the' ses' thera· sveina; to", be something blacker than the it grow brighter and larger and surrounding. dusk,But that's moves more rapidly towards them impossible !! cries Rupert, “How across the sea,
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