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DANCER who, he be likely to add the date of his birth, and certainly not that of his rough-and-tumblela
death, to one of his pletures. "And ballet, fell into the orolt what the devil in the English word was said to have "ste. ‘or dolną un a sixteenth century
Venetian canVARY** bence of mind."
I should think. By rel "Get off my Vlalini" for a fuck in this claris
24 Some years ago flung clean inlu the gentleman in the front la on to har, comforted her telephone number. and supper after the show. get back on to the stage, ed the flustered giri. smy dear. Stay and mak comfortable riposted the ne'er-do-well.
A preposterous blur FOULENOUGH
hi Old Masters.
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mildly, elementary. Tell Hiem to be careful to getists' names correctly wi An the pictures They oopy the names from the Artists I sent them." Next arrived a Tilian, but the charge of signatures had order too erally. The copied faithfully from the "Tiriano Veerifio or Vecell 1570). Foulmough at once that puinting out ITMETU, Titian or any other artist
Subconscious boxing
PPARENTLY the British Boxing A Board of Control does not bar bring medium in a trance allow
hypnosis in the ring. That
ed to fit a hypnotized opponent. with a psychiatrist to referee the bout? What will be the effect on loan in an hypnotic trance of a blow from an opponent who thinks he is the spirit of a Red Indian child, and cries "Wum ba woot" A he Waves
winahawk?
021 Imaginary
An ill wind blew
him no good TWERY decent unit of perionnel
win
sympathise with the man who, walking in a high wind, res ceived all over hin a quantity of dust from a refuse-bin. Before he could wipe himself, a head popped and a woman out of a window shouted, "It If you're the dust- man, I wish you'd take that dunt
of example in away." A good what the crilica keep on colling awareness, integrity, and a sense of values, Chesterton was very fond with the of a song which began poignant lines:-
Own from the South, Blow mud in the mout Of Jane, June, Jane!
THE CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY, APRIL 7, 1953.
JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Watch Finesses To Win Bridge Game
By OSWALD JACOBY
THE unnecessary finesse is ona
THE
of the crimes most com- monly committed by the losing bridge player, A good friend of expert mine, now happily an
un- bridge player, took four necessary inesses in the very arat bridge hand he ever play- ed in his life. He lived to tell the tale, but he can still reman- ber some of his partner's com- ments.
In today's hand, declarer took only one unnecessary finesse, but it was one too many. It cost him his game contract,
When West opened the seven of spades, South decided to play the Jow from the dummy in hope of winning a spade incase Booner or later, East won with the queen of spades and promptly shifted to the jack of hearts. This was the beginning of the end for South.
Declarer won with the are of hearts and entered dummy with
to the king of clubs in order return a low diamond. The nine was to nesse the plun from his own, hand and
thun develop the suft without giving East the lead.
Unfortunately for declarer, East put up the jack.of dia- monds and subsequently won
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WOMEN OF SOME IMPORTANCE today EILEEN HERLIE
Robb
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Neither side vul.
South
West North
IN.T.
Pass
Pass Pass Opening lead--A7
3 N.T.
East Pass
POTATO
YOUR BIRDAY....... By STELLA the third round of that suit. A
TUE APRIL 7
RORN day, you have or your own personal advancement. those age and supeijut you have a personal charm that minds that keeps you an the in you get away with th the time. You are tempted t Your Intuitions are exceptionally thing to another een and if you always will heed trom one lightning-like rapidity to our hunchies you seldom will make Although you have con- neglecting to be as thorough mistake. should be. You are versatilederable native cunning, you are whi probably know how to emetimes a little too gullible than Lake number of things fairly well. ROOM for you. Learn to unly hope for real fame and ferything you hear with a few Jes to concentrate on one obicans of mall before you believe it. Brul bend your best efforts to ake sure of your facts before you actateving that goal. Once you use an idea. For, once you have Bet your sights on a target, barked on a "rusade," you gu for if nothing out. Your domestic life will be shoot straight hold you back.
Jed with fits of temperaiment un- you show great caution marriage partnet.
You have high ansitional and ecting a rather over-fond of money. Your home you are the boss1 the power that wealth can br
in
and you want that power. Soeto find what the stars have in tomorrow, select your you are highly adaptable, and fer
how to make the must of all thday slar and read the corre tacts. It could even be sold thaxding paragraph. Let your buin-" times you make use of your fn star be your daily guide.
WEDNESAPRIL 8
ARIES (tar. 21-Apr. houso, Make yourself a present Confidence in what you are to be in a while. dertake is to win half the battle.APRICORN
(Dec, 23-Jan. 29)-- positive: then make arkky lowservative action is regarded
Don't try best polley Just now. TAURO
your
(Apr. 21-May ting too new. It a close friend or a relative Aquarius
an
(Jan. 21-Feb, 19)-
the evening a lonely one, offer 34 is a fine time to find some first- company. Maybe go to alm.
23 bargains. Add to your hone GEMINI (May 22-June
bishing or personal wardrobe. phrases Beware of flowery prornicen. Test any such thoroug SCES
It
(Feb. 20-star. 20)-- before acting upon any suggestiow the local advertisements
CANCER (June 22-July
2 want to find a real bargain. Ure
If bored with things on they are. sprelal Lavings hoard now,
alert to
new opportun
Change your perspective on life.
LEO (July 24-Aug.
23
The day is suspicious for any re
by constructive klep. Follow CHESS
on some inspiration, and succeed! 231 24-Sept. Vinno (AUK. Thinking out piana ahead of time good, but there also a time f action. This is one of those time BRA (Rept. 24-Oct. 23) Make the best posible use of ya day to solve perplexing problems that you can move forward.
SCORPIO (Det. 24-Nov. 223 It a debt to sonwone has bed haressing you, we that H h take care of right away. Now is a gau time.
AGITTARIUS (Nov. 27.Dec. 223-
Go shopping for something new fo
BARBS
By HAL COCHRAN
PROBLEM
By C. MANSFIELD
(BCP Tourney 69) Black, 9 pieces -
PIRK
·
-
White, 10 pieces.
Sonie new hata are worn off to play: mate in two,
the face. Many would look bot-lution to yesterday's
ter off the head.
*
em:
-K4, any: 2, R, or Kt (ch,
A dentist asked for divorce} ch) mates.
because his wife wouldn't givo]
up her manicurist job. Fighting) tooth and nall?
Lots of feathers are to bo hats-but seen on the husbands aren't tickled.
•
new
IMB-BELLS
GETTING WHY BECAUSE
DO I'M Kilts have been worn since ED
You keram 1020. Now we know what
IM they
WORRY GRAY| by the thrifty Scots.
YING!
HAIRED
mcan
Some women who would go
through anything for their busbands, start with their bank accounts...!
WHAT'S HER LINE?
MARIAN DUDLY
Re-arrange the letters to spell
pocupation,
»» (Solution' on 'Fage: 10)"
heart continuation then ZAVO the defenders three tricks in that sult to defeat the contract.
the South should have seen danger of a heart chift at the very first trick. The correct play is to win the first trick with the ace of spades and go right after the diamonds.
East gets one diamond trick and can take two spades, if ha chooses to do
Dummy's eight of spattes will then pro vide a second slopper In the
So.
suit. No matter what East
does, however, he cannot pre-
from vent declarer
winning four diamonds, three clubs, and two aces.
CARD Senses
West Pass
Q-The bidding has been: North Ext
South 1 Heart Pass 1 Spade 2 Spader Pa
You, South, hold: Spades K-Q-J- 5-3, Hearts 1-3-2. Diamonds K-3-3, Clubs 9.6. What do you do?
A-Bid three spades. You have a count of it pain in high cardi, 1 for the fifth spade, zad for the doubleton, It North has 15 or 10 points, there should be a play for
prosents his No. 2 Flair-Path
HERE, SCRAPE
CASSEROLE THESE
FOR ME. IT'LL TAKE YOUR MIND,
OFF PATSY.
HATS GO TO.
MY HEAD
-Says the actress who
goes hatless
ol
| ILEEN HERLIE, woman
some importance to the West
weakness-hats!
"They go straight to my head as soon as I get in a shop," she says.
But once out of the shop they now. adaya soon come off again. The actress who made her name in "The Engle Has Two Heads has had her hair cut short and more often than not goes hatless,
By day she likes severe styles. perhaps as a contrast to the sumptuous costume she wears by night as Mrs. Marwood in Congrove's "The Way of the World."
'Stage stuff'
But for off-atage evening wear she sticks to what she calls "pure stage stuff"-rich fabrica and elaborate
styles
OFF STAGE
EVERITY trend is shown
In this
sult three-piece . of
and cream Une brown Donegal, which is cellered only by the rieb phantom beaver collar with hat to match and the blanket stitching. The pockels stress the
round blp-line. rosicession to the not so severe : crocodile bag and shoes, and gold dog-collar.
BOIL THEM FIRST, THEN FLL FRY A RASHER OF BACON CUT IN LITTLE PIECES IN A BIT OF MARG
One
ADD A CHOPPED ONION AND FRY THAT TOO. THEN, VERY LIGHTLY,
2 SLICED TOMATOEB
Off - stage Miss Herlle prefers a simple make-up of foundation- cream and Up- stick-and she does not use BOAD
ato has a because naturally dry skin.
No bread
. She never eats bread or potatoes and that helps bor keep her
waist 23-inch
"1 con which, she says, whittle down to 21 inches with lacing I wear for the Restoration costume in "The Way of the World.'"
TURN THIS, FAT AND ALL INTO A CASSEROLS
HIM
FILL IT WITH THE
THINLY BLICED POTATOES,
BALTING
AND PEPPERING
AND POUR
IN A GMÄLL TEACUP OF STOCK OR
GRAVY- STIRRING ALL GENTLY TOGETHER
BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
An Apple Makes a Fine House
-But Only If You're a Warm and Don't Get Eaten!
By MAX TRELL
turned-about
from
rock under a "What, live when there are so many beauti- ful apples to live in! You' must the Arst 17′′NARF, the shadow-boy with think I'm a fooll K Athe
name. voice said again; "No sir, not had slipped away
the mo!" I've got more sense! You house and found a cool, shady don't know what you're miss- spot under the apple tree nearing?"
his Above the garden wall. head the apples hung thickly
"Missing?" the second volca misg- were sold. "What will I be on the branches. They minimum
hero ing" still quite green, though and there among them a rosy check was beginning to show itself.
If North has only a opening bid of about 13 points, he will declina the invitation and you should be safe at three spades. TODAY'S QUESTION
in
K-5-3
The bidding is the same as
You the question just answered. South, hold:
Spades A«Q«J«5-3, 9-6-Diamonds Kearts Clubs 3-2, What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
CROSSWORD
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A slack attribute. (5)
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The Data suggest airmara. 151. king returns to sappers. (3)^ 24. Tiro a child and he's vèzeu. (8)-
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Knarf settled himself comTM fortably on a bit of soft moss
"Are you coming or not?" one worm asked the other.
as I've always done. The earth is good enough for me."
Knarf Was Curious
Knarf, who had become ex- next to the trunk of the tree ceedingly curious by this time to the and was just beginning to en- to know who belonged joy the coolness (and the smell two valces, peered very close- of the apples as well), when ly all around the trunk. All all at once he heard two small at once at the edge of a small. the bottom of rock in the volees.
trunk he discovered two small quite worms.,
They seemed to bo near.
Started Up the Tree
worm
ON STAGE
This costume is in donkey brown faillo with muted black and red velvet facings. The crinoline lower skirt te of blouis colour organza, heavily fringed and embroidered. In two tayers, over illae satin.
With a drastic diet
tip to help you achieve a. 21-inch
Restoration waist
BAN on bread and potatoes the limit of Elleen Herlio's disting except when.
ABOUT 20-80 MINUTES
IN A MODERATS OVEN WITH THE
LID ON-
AND EVEN FRIED SAUSAGEMBAT TASTES DIFFERENT WITH THIS/
To Keep
Your Neck
In Shape
By HELEN FOLLETT
IT is not enough to give yourself a facial during the before-bed beauty ritual, You should also have "neckial." Start with it, then you will not forget it.
jum occasionally, she feels Aho needs to shed a foW
neunda.
Than nor alos is un orthodox -- and drastic/ Here it is:
First day: No food, only liquicts. Second day: No liquids thot oven a cup of Lou in the 24 hours), only solid food.
And so
Ior alternate days throughout the
week.
It is a simple as that, and at the end ofit Eileen Herite has lost 3lb.
But she waCTS. "the days with- out liquids are torture. and 1 never get used
to them."
London Express Barrios
Some Spicy Apple Desserts
By ALICE DENHOFF THE aroma of a good dessert, especially one with the spicy perfume of apples, is calculated to be different from other sweets.
To serve 6, place 6. c. perled, aliced cooking apples in a greas« ed casserole. Mix together 1/4 c. firmly-packed brown sugar, 1⁄4 c. granulated sugar, tap, flour, 1⁄4 tsp. salt and 14 tsp. cinnamon. Mix with apples, sprinkling 2 tsp. lemon Jules over all.
Graham Cracker Top.. Combine one, c. fine graham cracker crumbs, 1⁄4 c. sugar and 2 tbsp. butter, and blend well.. Spread na topping in even layer over apples, and press to maka topping firm. Bake at 400. F. for 45 min. Serve warm, with or {without cream. Antoinette
Pudding, very classy and all that sort of thing, you know no one will . guess that you raado it to take care of leftover rolls or bread, ̈ ̈coffee" cake, sweet buns, not to mention leftover cake with the icing res moved!
Scold 2 c. milk with 2 tbsp.
butter. To 3 beaten egg yolks
add 1⁄2 c. granulated sugar and 1⁄2 tsp. salt. Combine with milk, adding tsp. vanilla.
Put 2 c. large crumbs of cake,. rolls, bread or sweet buns (or a It is a-sad-day-for-awanan inixture of each) into a greased.
when
she discovers that her baking dish, and pour over the throat has crinkles or fiddle-milk and egg mixture. strings. These can be avoided
by proventive treatments,
:
Creamy Cosmetic :
same:
Like a Custard'.
Sei dish in pan of hot water and bake at 350 F. for about 50. min, or until pudding is firm in the centre, like a custard, Feed the tissues with a creamy
Make a meringue by beating 3. cosmetic and they will stay egg whites to a peak, adding a smooth and firm. Do up and dash of self, then slowly beating and stap. in G tbsp. powdered sugar until downstrokes. Pat While the cream remains on suff. Removo pudding" from With that the first
of gazed at his cousin as though friction an ice cube over the oven; spread top with 8 tbsp. to say "You are an old stick flesh; pat on some good quality currant jelly taken from la e of in-the-mud, aren't you!" then witch hazel,
Pile on meringue in - peaks, the "What will you be missing?" he wriggled from behind
Hold your head on a level. By making 4 Indentations at equi the first worm repeated. "Why, stone and started up, the tree.
intervals; place a heaping thap. Picked the Big Ono you'll be missing the most de Alas, he didn't get very far. A doing this, the muscles extending of the folly in each. Return
woodpecker from the jaw line down to the pudding to oven for 18-20 min licious food in the world. Liv moment later a "Well," said the owner of the ing inside an apple is like living spied him and in the wink of collarbones will retain tone. or unit. meringuo has, set and
Inside a palace. Wherever you an eye he was gone...... Drop your chia and muscles re- browned delicately, yo Arst voice. "I'm going to move Turn there's something good to The second Wor quickly lax. Relaxed tissues, (mean Charlotto de Pommer
cat. You nibble the walls, the drew himself back into his hole.
wrinkles. Not only that but CHARLOTTE DE POMMES, ceiling, the floor. Well, are you "Poor Cousin," Knart heart him coming or not? This is the last sighing pups living inside may go double
should have they invite fat cells and the china broad and apple dessert, up- walled.
But
into that big one at the end of the first branch. What about you?"
"I don't think I'm going move into any one of them
to time I'll ask you.”
ut
an apple- is wonderful. all, Cousin. I'm going to stay The second worm shook his living inside a robin-no. I'm
stay cure that's no good at all. right here where I belong, I head; "No, thanks, I'll
And. Knart heard him
sigh think you should stay here, right where I am. I'll feel on toot"
dandelion, and daisy roots just ing again.
Rupert and Morwenna-16
In great alarm the little friendsays Rupert Why are all these
look over the edge of the shelf. queer things happening to us? The crab reaches up and scrabbles. First, the abell, then the fish, and at the steep surface of the rock, now the ereb Morwenna is the but can make no further progress. first to calm down,; till we've got Thank goodness he can't climb to stay here, let's try our? sand- that's we're safe for the present. wiekima,”? nie był. And they set to. DEMONTE SELFATER
A new "Adventure'
RUPERT and the ROCKING HORSE
$1.
Keep your chest lifted. Good posture not only preserves the youthfulshape, but has vitulising effect upon the neck.
Dingy Nacks
pears on some of the snootlest restaurant menus in' the world.z We tasted it in a famous Parisian place, and later on cajoled a recipe which wa sealed down and likewise /sl- tered, a bit la, ka dravidia
Cut a loaf of stale sandwich broad into 4-inch-thick slices. The friction. 1 of collars and Cut enough of these slices scurves someilmes will make the into pieces 15 Inches, wide and back of the nock look dingy. Use as long as your charlotte, mould Cut other ploces, into double mirror, take a look-sex, sep. Cut
triangles • "cover" bottom For If the neck colour is. mild bleaching lotion. You can mould.....
at commo Preparations
act there
Butter the inside of the mould
Uno It".completely withý
counters or you can com- and
pound ono by combining equal pieces of bread, dipped in slants portions of strained lemon juicely cooled melted butter, LAYO the bread slices overlap so that
nrul peroxido.
els
the mould is solidly covered.
** Cook: together: 9 (165)
apples
Thero 1
something Blackheads can appour. It the which have been prodand mirror discloses any of these quartored, 3b. sweet bitter horrid little pesta, scrub with a 4 lb. brown suger "a pláči, or well-sooped brush, tinse and nutmeg and a pinch of powtared Go over the flesh lightly cloves, When the supplestre dry. with a wash cloth on which you soft but still retain their, shape, have poured a little, cologne, nii<the mould with, then land The alcoholle content will clean | bake in #fakely hot, ovan ine the pores of the unsightly indési about 10 min. Berve with. posits:
2) or foamy BAUER,-