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the opinion of Professor ttters, each une enclosing a cutting IN
about the tens who swallowed his of Walsall the moustache Willenere
But I have waited 10 portion of Shout known as the vain to see advertisements saying:
Moustaches
go down Huddersfield Man is the left Maxwell's
cantiest," or "Galbraith's Moustache- mestril of a pre-Cumbrian fos- Kilug gave Carum confidence," or illscd horse, preserved in the Swallow one of Plmbleton's vaiulia- Aivoured moustaclics. Makers of penly soil of Hucklersfield.
operatie moustaches are lesinga
tent chance.
1 in a marine nostril, for, at that period, the polyplacophora. the
solenegantree and the replak Short story tostned the waste of waters whoe Huddersfield TK/W stands. The mazing horse was pelagic As the reffuck, and inclutic above them.
It was both risttä and crinoid, and at the end of the Mid-Jurnside verlod became amphibious and developed webbed boola with
retende heel-Jaber, It probably
you two know each other?" naked Helen Stilton, will a gracious mulle. Her party was going well. "We ought to."
answered Chlapuum and Mitaheng. "We are Sianiese twink"
4 Bak between the last of the Nothing to do with me
doptiltodes
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the first and Not that I care.
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THE CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 10, 1953,
JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Count All Discards To Avoid Swindles
By OŚWALD JACOBY,
MADE a very stupid mis-
"I take in the accompanying
hand," Dallas correspondent admits. "I got myself caught in a swindle, but I'll bet that many players would have' mode the same mistake.
"I opened the king of dia- mands form the West hand, and dummy won with the ace. De- clarer took the ace of clubs, ruffed a diamond in dummy, disenrded the king of hearts on the king of clubs, and then ran all of his trumps.
"When South· led
his Jasl
trump out, I had to hold one card. Which should I save the queen of diamonds or the Lee of heartst
"I would have landed on my feet if I had watched my part- ner's discards carefully, but the truth is that I didn't. I simply had to guess, and I guessed I discarded the ace of wrong. I hearts, whereupon declarer pro- duced the Jack of hearts to win an extra trick.
This happened in a duplicate game, where the extra trick had Kome importance. I realise that fine player must count all the
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These models await their turn to display their gowns to H.M. the Queen, al a private showing of styles by Britain's "Top Eleven" designers.
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THINGS BEEM
inorning paper,
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grave suggestion
thent
UNESCO. the PEN Club. and
the British Countell should amalga-
They (a group of railway matter) visited engine aliqum, They were ensured for £2,400,000,
Bate Bus the wil kind of worene Enderstand joy which is very sear
I think the "new" body
called PENUNSCONCIL, or Tolo tu il friends. And they might do
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worse they probably will-than puOEBE (angrily); open thels seusón with an up-to-date version of Corneille's "Rödügune" i Bulgarian. An Mrs Lopaliek sald at the PEN Conference at San Sebastian.
lke Peace, 1 "Art. indivisible, and knows no frontiers."
There in with time to knit H mouse for your cat to play with
A missed opportunity
Asical nation.
(Enter Pooli Sokim, the Jutanese schoolteacher. She stands facing the dawn, while Geofrey Does slowly from the roum und ilsen comes back. She then goes slowly the room, toliile he winds
THERE in cub. Not for a fecing the daun. She comes lack. lung thực İLAVD I had Botany He gets out. And so on, ad Hb.j
YOUR BIRTHDAY... By
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 10
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Liscards, but isn't there some other way to make the correct situation of this guess, In kind?**
The easiest way out of this kind of swindle is 10 count all of the discards, as my Corres- pondent suggests. If you get tired of counting, however, you truth can often work out the by logic,
i was In this case
obvious That South's last card had to be a diamond or a heart. The question is "Did
start hearts with two
ไหน diamonds or with one heart and two diamonds or with one heart and three diamonds?" wiit
BORN today. you have a reftring keeping confidences is of the utmost ncture not at care to eul. Imperance. Your judgment is ex- tivate well-assurance, even
cellent and you have a natural fund DEFICE- to in
makes you very alvened. if you want
of wit whicht
around. that everything
Jour ambitions pleasant person to have
You are not biting in your humour, inspire you to becomplish during lifetime.
You have all the bante but Jolly ped gay, seeing the funny characterbales by a fine success; akle of all sorts of this. You can just une ten property.
even laugh at trouble-which helps You mea
Jook it hoppear! real optipist and can always on the bright side of Hungr.
Your tien of nu matter how dark the picture seems et the mORTINĖŽ. You Junt know there is a silver · Iming to every cloud.
You have a great deal of courage and although your life may not be an easy ons of fint, the chances are that it will improve a you alder. You'll have to learn how to get along in this highly competitive world.
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You can keep a secret and hence would pke a valuable person th any potion of responsibility where
21-yeb,
own
kin are strong and you will want your own home and
Marry. family as soon at ponsible. rather you for then you Use comforts of your have
and the inspiration, family circle whieti having those you love amund you, can give. You are affectionate, Tryal and loving, and shout bring great happiness to any union.
To find what the stars have in fur tomorrow, select your Flore birthday ntur and read the corros ponding paragraph. Let your birt day star be your daily guide.
محرقة
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 11
CANCER (June 22-July Don't get involved in an argument with others. If drawn inla
ace, play the role of peacemaker.
AQUARIUS (Jan.
19)- con-
EMA
South and
no
If South had staried will three diamonds, he could have ruffed
two diamonds in the dummy Instead of only one, Why
South make dil attempt to ruff two diamonds in the dummy? The obvious that South didn't answer is because he couldn't,
card Hence his last clearly a heart. Acting on this logic, West- should have thrown.
the Bway
queen of diamonds and saved the ace of hearts.
TO GET PATSY DOWN. BINCA MISS SMITH WENT, MUM
ITS QUITA NATURAL SHE'LL TAKE
SEVERAL MONTHS TO OFT REALLY FIT AGAIN~ MAKO
HER REST AS
MUCH AS POSSIBLE
MEANWHILE
HERE'S A PUODING YOU
MAKE CAN
YOURSELF,
TO HELP
OUT JUST WRITE THIS DOWN
#2#
WHAT
MAKE PUDDING?
CUT THE CRUSTA OFF 4 MEDIUM LOAF OF BREAD-
SOAK THE CRUMBLED CRUMB IN 12 PINT OF MILK
AND MASH SMOOTHLY WITH A FORK, ADDING 12 02 SUGAR AND THE GRATED RIND OF A
LEMON
ADD AN
MADE WITH
EGO
BEATEN WITH THE JUICE OF THE LEMON
POUR INTO A (greased PIE DISH, AND 1BAKE IN A
MODERATE
OVEN FOR ABOUT 30 MIN. SPRINKLE WITH MORE BUGAR TO SERVE
STALE PLAIN CAKB-CRUMBS
ITD BG “NICER STILL
SOUNDS BASY #NOUGH!
BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
General Tin Hunts A Mouse
-He Discovers It Isn't As Easy As He Thought!-
By MAX TRELL
vole than before, as though he have to be was ashamed to
telling this. I was hunting a inbuseff
Mighty Funny
NARF and
Hanid, the Ashadow-children with the turned - about namės, were mouse exclaimed Knort shocked when they saw how and Hanid. General Tin looked. No ont whom they knew was as neat and as nutty, as trim and us General Tin. His shoes smart ач
"Sh-h...not so loud," cald always
His svero
polished.
General Tin.. "I don't want always brushed. WALS
ere everybody knowing about this. His face and his bands were
I'm one of the greatest hunters he was All in all spotless,
All
friends my (usually) as pretty as paint and in the world.
will think it
funny mighty as clean as a whistle. General that I should get so mussed up Tin, of course, was a in soldier, just hunting little
uniform
mouse.
Yet here he was today, when But that's what really happen. Knarf and Hanld come into the ed. was
playroom, scratched
VCARD Serie hanging from
If something is told you in
dence, be ere to keep it anered. Don't permi yourself to gossip.
РІКСКИ (Feu 20-Mar. 203----
LEO (July 24-Auk 23) - Impulses are not to be trusted to-
todes". Haste can only make waste dag. Better Rive any important
so make progrem slowly and be decision
thought A Bendi
The bidding has been: right
especially careful of all details. how
VIRGO
[ANE. 24-Sept, 23)- North East
South West ARIES (Mar ZI-Apr. 20)-
1 Heart PBSS Although you have to stick closely Don't join in on any neighbourhood
You South, hold: Spades to routine, try to give your regular gain. Liten you must, job a "new look". by Instigating don't John in or believe .
Hearts K-0-7-4, LIBRA・・ (Bept. 24-Oct, 23-Q-3-2, Don't pit ton
0, foxh in
Clubs 8-7-5-4. Diamond promises made hantly. Depend What do you do?
Tather than yourself, upon
A-Bid one spade, With 11 others. now.
polnis you are too strong for a single
raise (6 to 9 points) but foo weak for a double raise (13 16 points). You therefore bid a side sult and raise hearts later on.
innovation. SAURUS CAP.
21-May
21)
If you know a certain mitject in ike a red rag to a butt-Just avoid mestioning at least for today.
GEMINT (alay 22-June 217- Don't let
errors creep into yotir that important work. It very you be ingre exacting in all detail,
CHESS PROBLEM
By A. VOLKMANN
Black, & pieces.
White, 2 pieces, White to play: mate in two,
Solutton to pesterday's problem:
t
1,K-Q1, any; 2, Q, R, B, or | Kt; maten.
DUMB-BELLS
HERE ARE
SOME OF..
ОН YES,
THOSE
YOU
PICTURES MEAN
DONE BY
SCRATCHING
THAT ARE LITCHINGE
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on
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SCORPIO (Oct. 24.Nov. 22) soline day for bargains you go out looking for them. Find exactly what you wani,
uver
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec, 22)- Don't get write an argument anything. Play the role of pacifier if you want to remam unscathed I
CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan. 29)-
You must be alert to deception to
Foolest day. Don't jot yourself be by external appearances,
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11. Penny short of a meal? (9) 14. Bag. (8)
13 Ghastly
13. Habit of this American OTA,
10. Bpace returns to ilkley, (4)
17. Cens to overtook. (4)
||12. Afbasure, (5)
10: Broken er (4)
22. arab way to rit boats, (8)
23. Spoed retó beyond hope 2 (0)
nikowiat: so many tuae vin
4. This a café, bus to contues.
2. You reti back at this look, thy
4. Buch help in men, producoe
the stri. (8)
5 Pater, frost included, provides the circuit of piano figure, (0) 6. It made trouble in March. (4) Hensure with saving guson, (T Not taken on the arrival plat form. (9) 10. Condorcond, (B) 14. Deer, t'd make fun of. (4) 18. Practices (4)
10 asumed with grades, (4)
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Solution of ratezóny's pizztīsumukotots?
Perfectedi 1 Adreatures W. Akpotior
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Because it was dark, General Tla fell down the cellar stalra.