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the
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headline. She like a ball. "uitation of d hind probably discovered that a play," explained Fruma
"Very
well," xal The only way to induce a inan
Colonel,
ind "I shall now call to offer her his seat lu a bus
poller. Paule seized the welve was by pretending to be a and they ran from the house and disoppeared down the avenue. dog.
showing "Firet Firep
Prodnaxe: Nonsense? Io I not vecur in you that Barking in the place she came from?
Planning news
Myself; 1 expect you are right. PEOPLE who say that the Church
But in ease there would be nothing say about the incdcat. Prodnow: What a conferont Yar admit that you deliberately deceive the public?
Myself: Tunt. Indeed, is my pride and joy. More fun at the Manor MS WRETCH made an attempt to explain to the twelve dwaifa why their campaign Was dobitch to failure, and asked them to din- continue their visits to her house.
touch
of England is "out t with contemporary though!" should the words at take heart bro Canon Lawe. He Auggests Lat people should allowed To Juve children only after being granted a licence, that the "unft normal should be Merilised, and
het everyone over 70 should b derea
aded to submit to being mur
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Boo-Boo in Gagaland
A MAN who asked a Xistmaster forint if public telephone bokef his town was told that
While he spoke, Scorpion de Rouf. trotter. ule up behind her and lier back, "n tu key down
bleeds," he cried. case your muse "And in case you get ilceups," he information was not avaliable shouted Farjole Merrybody, hald- to members of the pute. Oft ing out to her a big flower Vase clols of the Post Office ure prob
rusty ably worn to crecy, and would with a Alled with water, knife in AL thal moment be sacked if they divulged 1 Cotonet Wretch entered the room, whereabouts of the nearest pubile Bad Edeledel Edel ron between h telephone. The xt step will be Jeg turned, and sprang on to his to Camouflage post offices, and give them non-existent actresses in Lises back, yelling in his war, "fome.
directories, In case George, and don't spare the rhino-
the public That (do not ush
might want to use them
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YOUR BIRTHDAY
FRIDAY, JANUARY 2
1968. THE CHINA MAIL, FRIDAY, JANUARY
JACOB Y ON BRIDGE Proper Bid of Kings Brings Many Points
By OSWALD JACOBY KNOW several college professors who play
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very robust brand of con- tract bridge, and the hero of today's hand is one of them.
The West cards in today's hand were held by Professor Ivar Stakgold.
the Harvard mathematles faculty. The pro- fessor bid his two kings as though they had hair on their chost, and the result was a swing of more than three thousand points in his favour.
that
When Stakgold doubled four hearts, he had the Imprenan the opponents were struggling with a mist hand. Actually, South would imve won all thirteen tricks at four hearts doubled, for a score of 1380. (At point the honourg In match hearts would not count),
Instead of standing his ground, | North ran to four
spades, and East promptly doubled. East was no professor, but his doublo
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WOMANSENSE
Everything she's wearing is a top-seller
THE GOLDEN GIRL
HAT 9/11 |||||
EARRINGS 2'6 mar
NECKLACE 6'6 18
TOP 24/115ALE
GLOVES 6'11
♦ None
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Bath sides vul.
South West
North
Eart
Pass
14
Pass
2.alla
Poss 24
Pass
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Pass 4
Pass
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Double
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COAT £11
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was very much like his partner's;
BySTELLA North would have made at least
eleven tricks and might, well have made all thirteen at four spades doubled,
Once again North couldn't clubs, and East
BORN today, you cannot blame emish. Sometisies you lean verstand prosperity. He ran lo. Ave
You have a talent for making! One of your abey unexpectedly. pies muy bring you a enp:iderable furtunur..
yulf Bre not backwards. Minnif your
have You eminently successful, been given outstanding capabilities In make and tervefuinsan thest possible use of your gifts. You are happiest when giving the onders but you do realise that in order to lead others, you may, first, ared to learn to follow.
Frank, neet and honest, The whing to take full praise blutne for what happen. You will to your very best and sink or swin
Witn
2uil. Bruas atient and
You nie eindraently are ut one to let your affections Rey the wrong direction. You judge people on their merit, But you do have a kindly, sym- nature in your puthrie streak
every effort to widel yau make
Lamarcos,
SKIRT 29/11
SHOES 49'11
STOCKINGS 15'....................................
Try One Of These Dishes If
You're Tired Of Cold Turkey
doubled once mure on the assumption that his This partner had good clubs. was the only sounel double or the lot, and it reaped a rich You are bri #201 gamist by
harvest. often curio nature, and very
and depressed if Unings
West opened the king of dia- Holy
Culti- hur Bet off to a fast start. you
monds, and South ruffed with the Vale just a kittle suore patience,
strikke, five of clubs. Declarer saw, that Ako, when "low" mood“) El out of doors and indulge in he had been talked out of a good little exrarie You'll be surprised
score in either hearts or spades, How quickly. That van drive devits awos.
sa he decided u play the hand "Wing**
five clubs wide open to make To Bad what the Mars have 131 More for
select your doubled. arthday star and the arres
Acting on this theory, South ptling parazaph. Let your birth-
Jed seven of clubs to dum-
the day star be your daily guide
my's ace and returned a low club When East froin the dummy. SATURDAY, JANUARY 3
low heart, South moaned powerful moan.
#1
HERE are some ideas that Professor
promptly Stakgold
we hope may be useful took three trump 22-Sept
tricks, alter Don't make a promise that you can-
anve to you during the holiday which the defenders 314 ful. Better for your future | wher
diamond tricks. Down
six season. of to penise anythingi
netted the East-West pair 1700 INRA
23)- (Sept. 21-del. An emotional day You Wine points-on-a-hand, in which they better off if you can stand on the had earlier stoud to lose 1390
points! ale-lines and not get involved.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. ZZ)- Be curnft na to break with con-
You can be Indivi ventions today. 21-Apr.
shacking ty" Be prepared for unexpected changes dualistic without
otherwise
CAPRICORN (her. 23-Jan. 20)— be car ful that the recurity offered discarded n This is a day to be practical. Don't ts basically sound. be Ird by tale
to known facts.
objectives, Sulek
21-Feb 19)
AQUARIUS (Jav. Be saving of your energies. Do all Important ings first and you can "accomplish-much-
(Feb.
20)- 28.Mar. PISCES
Posl- Duty canes first Just DHA.
11101 Just plies poning cherry
higher. Keep up-in-date.
ARIES (Mar.
In your schedul
culti could prisé,
21-May TAURUS (Apr.
20)-
dim-
VIRGO
410
CAHR.
23
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22)— which is 20 Vilise the opportunity
yours now. Don't look for greener pasturest
You can utilise a new idea to ad-
vantage. Don't stick to
plans try new ones.
worn-out
21)-
GEMINI (May 22-Juer Don't let an argument upset you and bring disaster to your plans.
CANCERL
22-July 23)-- (June
the Your curiosity must not get better of you. Pay strict attention
to your own business
LEO (July 24-Aug 23) -
If you are asked to lend money.
CROSSWORD
Across
Gour for the piquet mien ↑ (9)
Put a stop to bread, 16)___
10. Denison of the jungle, 17)
How the Wires of Windsor. Delayed, (7).
13. Travelling, (9)
15. nit at the head uptially, (5)
10. Watered, (9)
19. You find the doctor on it, (4)
20. Daring if you take 15, (9)
31. Bracken,, (6):
in news from Norway 7 (4)
Down
1. Nothing could be plainer. (8)
2.1 of oight, 17).
3. What the Aŭsatos took for at
Lord's. (3).
Mooning 9- (0)
Wet way to take case mister, (4)
6. Boetines
scratches for
7. Conveyor of a liabĘ 169, (4)
*
W. THE SWOOL one, has fragrant
Tonya. (3)
11. Where ego mente ita eguni. (8)
The rule about gin 7 (3)
it we should, where tho.com
mon Unis, IN,
heart. (3)
20
as. Discredited curse (135,
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CHESS PROBLEM
By O. STOCCHI
Black, & pleces,
A
&
W
White, 13 plecer.
White to play: mate in two. Solution to Wednesday's' problem:
Q-KI, any; 2, Q, R, B, or
Kt (el, or dis eli) mates.
By ALICE DENHOFF
Quick-and-Eaties
Mix 2 c. chopped chicken or! turkey with one tin condensed Spread cream of celery soup. on lightly-toasted bread and sprinkle with chopped chives, parsley or paprika for a pretty Now to get away from colour contrast, Pimiento may the sweet things for awhile, be added to the mixture it here's .A nice luncheon desired. special to take care of left- ▼ECARD Sensed over turkey or chicken.
Arrange the bread slices on a Cube the leftover poultry, cookie sheet, and toast in 1 and add cooked leftover pre-heated oven (370 F.) for 10 } Q-The bidding is:
North East Wext
vegetables, if desired. Com- minutes. We have found these 1 Diamond Double Heart
nico sandwiches Line
quick-and- You, South, hold: Spaɗas · Q-3-
stock or con- witle
casies on a busy day, and most 7-5, Itearts 7-4. Diamonki 3-0-8-3,
do?
densed soup, and add minced satisfying with a beverage and Clubs K-3-2. What do you
A-Bid ane spade. would be pleasant to hold a sightly stranger onion or green pepper. Put a sweet.
Cauliflower's "free" bid, but you in casserole and cover top
good in the land for this have too much to pan. if North
really One hand, there will with baking powder crust market, so here's a festive way hmon
Place he cooked probably be a good play for game.
made half an inch thick; to serve 11. if he has only a moderately good
vegetable in a bakin, dish and bake in hot oven (450 F.) cover with a thin white sauce. hand, you won't get very high.
TODAY'S QUESTION
until done,
Sprinkle on top a mixture of grated
cheese and Liry bread crumbs and brown moderate oven for 15 min.
South
The bidding is the same as in the 4uestion just answered. You. South, hok: Spades Q-J-7-3, Hearts 7-4. K-9-7-5-2. J-J. Clubs Dumonds What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow,
INTELLIGENCE TESTI
MARK ASLEEP
By T. O. HARE
Awhile is Mark asleep shep
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Day
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pens towarda deept "All Ma we make as ripe," You will have little aim- culty in dicootering
thi while two lines of
Do these lines afford any olus to the name of post who, though well-known. Is not the author?
Qua Ato anagrams at one
(Solution on Page 10)
Remnant Salad
Or make 1
good remnant salad this way: Segment 2 inėdium-size grapefruit and marinate the sections in a mild French dressing, Dice a few stalks of celery and cut green peppers in thin strips. Combine with suced or diced turkey or other fowi, and mix all thoroughly with mayonnaise or salad dressing, Servo on crisp lettuce in a salad bowl and with pimiento strips garnish
⇓
of the SHOPS
DRUSILLA BEYFUS reporting
T
London.
Page
can button up to the neck or be worn loose, Price £11, top selling colour a pastel shade. Tho firm which makes it has orders from the shops up to 1,000 a week.
HER SKIRT:
A gored
stylo in grey jersey to match the top. It costs 298. 11d. The top selling size is 38 ins. hip. One chain store firm can count on Belling
· 10,000 a week.
HIER STOCKINGS: A pair of tully fashioned 15 denier stock- Ings in one of the darker shades, price 155.
HER SHOES: A siyle in black patent, with an open-work de- sign. The heel is 2 Ins. high, the slioc costs 40s. 11d. One manu- facturer alane can count selling 500 pairs a week through the spring and summer.
on all
THE Golden Girl of the Shops is
The golden girl has plenty of She picks tho on the march again. This week common sense. buyers from dress stores all materials that wear. The golden over the country will be buying her girl has also plenty of money sense. She spends most of what up from top to toe for the new spring she has on a good coat and good stock.
Every single item the girl in tho photograph wears is just what the Little old lady
public wants. Each garment will sell
shoes,
like a bargain. The hat, the jewel of the theatre lery, the coat, the jersey and skirt,
the gloves, the stockings, and the HE was 75 recently and sulf shots are the roughage of the rag-keeping her name in lights
in the theatro, trade, the bulk of the dress business. Miss Macy Jerrold, the
tress who has cornered ☆ *
Little Old Lady parts on Here is the Golden Girl, item by British stage, is soon to begin item.....
rehearsing in
tha
the
HER HAT: A shell shape in Grahame re new play by Miss Jerrold refuses to lead brushed jersey, with a tassel at the
the kind of life that little old back. The price is 9s. 11d., the top ladies are advised to. selling colour is a pastel. One manu- She doesn't go to bed early. facturer alone has orders from the She is never asleep until after 12. She never takes regular shops up to 6,000 a week.
mealy.
HER EARRINGS: A small pearl She springs up at 5 o'clock with a screw fastening. It costs 2s. 6d. in the morning to be at a film One chain store firm sells 42,000 a focation by 8. She battles her.
the theatro by Tubo week.
when she's working.
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HER NECKLACE: A two-string Miss Jerrold looks her part, row of small evenly matched pearls, she's slight, grey haired, and with a diamante clip at the back. It pink checked, but she's got a to costs 68. 6d. One chain store firm sells surprising voice that seems
a depth of strength. spring from a 85,000 a week,
when I think of what laugh HER TOP: A sweater in grey my mother's friends used to do in jersey with a ribbed waist grip, three at my age. They just sat
buttons up the A shawl and pressed bells when
they wanted anything. front and three-
She kept going, she thinks, quarter length for three reasons. She's had to. good health. "I'd sleeves. The col- She's got lar and the cuffs never get any work otherwise. The theatre cures you of hypo- are linked in chondria." She's unhappy when grey and white she's out of work. striped jersey. It "I do hate it when I'm not costs 24s. Ild., working in the theatre,"
the 75-year-old actress. "Of the top selling course, 1 meet nice people out- size is 36 ins, side, but darlings that they are One chain store I sometimes feel that they don't firm alone can understand a word I say. count on selling
-and at home
in the
evening..
This is the golden girl's indoor outfit. These two designs bring in the cash to the lingerie counters. A peach nightdress in rayon that looks like nylon Frilled, flimsy, and with an elastic waist, it costs 13s fia. The housecoat is made in rayon pique with a zip to the knee, two pockets, an elastic waist, long sleeves, and fight
cuffs
6,000 a week.
HER GLOVES:
A pair
опец,
of
sald
Miss Mitford knows why
their
stitched cotton is it that when Pad- price 68. Wsian dressmakers, cools, 11d. One Oxford and hair-dressers come to Eng- Street shop alone land they lose their eye, has ordered taste, and their hand?" asked 14,000 pairs for Nancy Mitford, the novelist,
This is why, she says: "Bo- → spring.
enuse they are no longer under control of a disciplinary the HER COAT: A
Tew very
and rich, ruthless light swagger in ravagely energetic women who Wool with a know what they want and herringbone ever spare anybody's feelings.
in their determination to get it It has
"Bock goes the dress; back the square shoulders, goes the dish; back into a straight boxy washtub toes the head until line, cuffed the result is exactly
then is heard Then and only and a
the grudging Not bad."" giceves, tailored collar. It
Lundton Express Service)
BOYS' AND GIRLS'
Glive The Snail Isn't Fast
"Want Knari.
weave.
do you
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do?"
"Just shul my door," said Glive. "There's shutting the door when come-
nothing like
hungry comes
aren't mory
-But He Can Do Lots of Things That Others Can't!-
feelings,
"That's thing big and so he said: By MAX TRELL
There along. very good, Glive!" and additional mayonnaise. LIVE the Snall slowly cross- This one is nice enough tored the field, carrying, as he Glive looked
at Knart and houry ones that care'to eat a take its placò at a
said Knari, company always did, his house upon his chuckled. "Thank you for say- meal
back. Finally he came to a ing so, Knarf. But you don't "you're always moving your There he really think out all. Ta house around: How does any- high stone wall.
ever know where you stopped, wok a bandanna band pretty slow one. And everyone one
But there are some live?! kerchief out of his back pocket knows it.
things I can do better than lots and mopped his brow.
And here's yet another idea for taking care of leftover turkey or chicken.
DUMB-BELLS Rupert and the Diamond Leaf-15
WHAT KIND OF
A BOAT
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CONNNG.
IT MUST
BE One
SCHOLARSHIP OF
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тноза FLOATING UNIVERSITIES
After they have got over their Jump better now." And, reaching surprise, at Lily Duckling's jump the others, ba lexpa un hard' au hö the Guldes aah Rupert so have can. To everybody's astonishment another shot,.
Come, we'll hold he does not merely clear the rope., his spring carries him high above" the rope higher this time and sen if you can clear it," says fanet. the heads of the Guides." **My "Yes," says Rupery, as be trota:'-goodnsan 12 gasps Pauline. What lightly forward, "it's a very odd on sarth has happened to thes thing but I feel that la too, could: "two".
ALL MEANTY RELATED
At this moment, Knant, the diadow-boy with the turned about name, came along. "Hello, Glive," he said.
"Howdy, my boy, howdy," answered Glive, pulting the bandanna handkerchief back in his pocket.
But. Glive,"
"Oh,"
said Clive, "They of other folks, For instance, manage to find me. I may move he said, "I can keep out of the around, but I never move very rain."
far. And I'm always at home, My friend Turtle thinks it's a
to prelly good idea
move
"How?" asked Khari
"Easiest thing in the world, mid Gliye. "Just like this"
around with his house, too. I.
can't say..
though, that I like
his house as well as I like "Why,
'éven
grashopper
Glive drew himself back into my own. His legs and his tall couldn't do that?" Knarf said. his shell and shut his front and bis head siit out. He can "You look as if you just had doce.. "It can rain all it wants," pull them in, of course, but he's hopper couldn't do that! Even a long walk, Glive."
Knart heard Glive mying from pretty crowded. A house should a frog couldn't! Even a dog and comfortable. couldn't! Even a hozzo couldn'ti Well,
I guess 101 bo getting: Even I couldn't!"
Took A Long Time.
"I did indeed," answered Glive. "You Boo, that big ‹ stone yonder in the fold? I walkoti From there to this wall. It took me almost all day." -
..
Inside.. "The raindrops fall on be my house but they don't fall on
roomy
Doesn't Run
That's just what I mean, sald Glivel: ("I can do › Tots of things that other folks can't."
Over the Wall “Are you going back all the After a minuto, Glive opened way to the stone in the middle.
And with that, ho upped his his door and put out his head of the field?" Knart wanted to.
* hat, and started gliding up this again. "And suppose," he went know,
shook his head. "I'm wall, very slowly. Clive Knart thought to himself on, I do comething big and
He a-l-o-w-l-y... but up that it would have laken any hungry coming along some climbing over the wall,"
went, until he disappeared over one else only a few minutes to bird on animal. Do I run? Cer said,
the othe walk the same distance. But he tainly not. I can't run. I can't "Over that high wall” Kharf the top and down didn't want to Burt Clive's even walks,
exclaimed. "Why, even a grass, side, house and allf