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THE WAY
by Beachcomber
WITH a superb disregard for of corruption since a member
all the cartloads of psycho- metrists, paychlapatht, pseudogo- gues and Marchands d'Orvietan the Lancet hus diagnosed the complaint of a man who goes to bed in a bowler hut. He is suffering from "hat-addiction."
Swansea's finert set had tried
THE CHI
• JACOBY ON BRIDGE
Pre-emptive Bidding Will Confuse Rival
By OSWALD JACOBY, HEARTILY recomment) pre- emptive bits. When you make them properly, you: force, the opponents to guess. If they double, they may discover that they have given up a game for n paltry 100 points.
If they go on, they may discover, after going down themselves, that
they could have beaten you. More over, your opponents and it did. cult to show new suits and ex- ruange Information after pre. emplive bidding.
One word of caution: don't go to the well too onon. If you FOT away, with your pre-emptive and the apponents pereist, let theni have their way. Otherwise, You may give them a second chanes to choose between a "penalty double Cand a further bld.
In today's hand South got away with his very skimpy pre-emptive bid of three spades. Wert could have doubled immediately but was not sure that he would get mum- efent value. His bid of three no trump seemed like a reasonable ex- pression of hle hand. of
J&T
to
bribe an amateur boxer with a pair ot roller-skates.
Step aside for a moment
WHILE reading an article in the
Structural Engineer on_ the Elastic Torsignal Properties of Non- Accuracy of Determination of the
Circular Sections, using Jielaxation
Methods and the Membrane Analogy. I was much struck by the absurdity of equating stress functions optivál contours plotted on an ins belinometer, as though they
were
As a anere layman, I should say that the cause of this dizense is A desire to go to bed in a towler hat. As for symptoms, the chief in the placing of a bowler hat on the head after the removal of shirt and vest Serious complications may expected when the pattendons the hat before removing shirt and vest This may lead the Impulsive to gu to be fully clothed, and even carry- ing on umbrella The straine nay be what be keurin 154 Lincoln Bennell's Disease.
Evans the Hearse
NOSTI, HOUSE. Beadquarters of the Nasal Propulsion League, has, by a unanimous vote, deprived Evan the Hearse of his amateur utatus. Evans did not deny that he had accepted a dried pes from -a market-gardcore white in training at Averbananer, nor that he had been pitid dve shillings and given a free ten for 20 demonstration at the Llanboddis Fisteddford. Archdruld Morgan the Milkpowder said that there had hicen má sueli flagrant este
with
even
mplierical soap-films with holes in them. Structural engineers Riay talk of their maxinum stresses being dependent ou general aastaptimus. To the devil with such talki 1 prv puse lo ignore, from today. But only inembrane analogy, but Barker's re-entrant lled. Having thrown down this challenge, am the point In prepared to debate public with man, woman, ellu. 27 brust of the field. Interlude
was- vene
North was not satialed to the opponents take the game that
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gland?
Myself: The amazing capacity for becoining hysterical every single day of the year about whatever American happens to arrive at London Airport.
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they obviously could take. He put tus neck out on. the block by bild
he four diamonds. Eust could luve doubled with good effect, but was uncertain and therefore chose to take the sure gamo at hearts,
Narth, still not satisfted. tested the opponents' patience once to often. The bid of four spades finally earned the
That North
YOUR BIRTHDAY..... By STELLA as apparently seeking. Birangely
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 28
ત one
You And you
BORN today, you will be a leader are moody and discontented,
than rather
follow will be happlest 11. you live esther the Ideas or actions of work in the city, Although another, Your emotions are very probably enjoy nature in the ab- near the surface and you react stract, you will And that 1372932- qulekly and defusitely to your nut- inade activity pleases You more roundings, llence you must select consistently. your Acquaintances. - with the
CATC.
Parents of
enough, the result didn't Please Jilm.
West opened the ace of hearts and continued with the queen when Baxt signaled enthusiastically with the jack of hearts. East overlook the second heart with the king in order to lay down the ace of spades. He then shifted to a low club.
greatest or
You women are meta gentle and Children born on this day
of diamonds. should tea self-assertive. You are fond of use a qulding hand. Never Insist mule and will find your greatest ur order or you will and that the happiness in creating your own child swings right againat your die-
time and having your own family falo just for the pleasure of be around you, Your taste for adven- Asst. differenti
ture will probably show itself in a daydream. If you Tendency to
All of you are innovators have inventive turns of mind, in pushed into dull routine, you will eventually rabel. But this rebel- lion of spirit is a hemithy signs, for only by gong your own, individual way will you truly ninke a succEKS of your life. You seen to be ove of those bort to activity and ex- citement. it you don't have it, you' day mår be your daily guide.
were to silr yourself and activate your sciens, you could easily be come as successful as the so-call- ed "zironger" sexi
To find what the stars have a alore for kumfrow, peluci
You birthday, stay and read the corres- ponding paragraph.. Let your birth-
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 29.
SCORPIO (Oct. Flan to get out with trienu on some kind
24-Nov. 22)- in construclive ways for develop-
a congenial ing them.
South ducked, and Went took the king of clubs. West next cathed the king of spades, and East made the thoughtful discard of the inc
East reasoned that West would not have hid three na- trump with a singleton or double- ton in diamonds. Hence it wan never going to be necessary for East to refuse a diamond trick.
· After drawing dummy's second inimp, Went switched back to hearts. Now declarer could ruft and draw trumps, but he Wan bound to lose two more club tricks. He could with only four trumpa and the ace of clubs, therefore suffering a penalty of von points.
VACARD Senses,
Q-The bidding has been: North East South
West
of a larki ARIES (Mac.........2ladpr...... 2011 Heart Pass Change the atmosphere.
Put your best foot forward today. You, South. hold: Spades A«J» SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec, 22)... If you need some new clothes, Rot 10-8-3, Hearts A-5-2, Diamonds K-Q- Might be a good idea to start a thrin. Good for your niralel
7-4. Club 8. What do you do? savings plan. Budget your expenses: TAUHUS (Apr. 31-May 20- A--Bid only one spade. You can- you call non buy thin extravas Ilante can only make Waste just
not really expret slam opposlten Kanect
things over A go think
normal opening lid; your partner CAPRICORN (Ver. 21-Jan. 201- carefully before making important needs a strong heart sült or a road Friendliness to a new neighbour decistoits.
fit for spades. You would bld two spades If your spades were a trifle stronger, or if your heart support were slightly better, or if the hand were about a king stranger.
very
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can prove valuable to you in the GEMINI (May 23-June 223) future one increase your hap Aggressivenen is not the sole an- pinean.
swer to progress. Sometimes care- AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 19) ful planning ahead is better. Love anth
highly romance are
CANCER (June 22-July favoured. Take your loved one to
Although your daydreams may take the theatre, n. smovie, or IL -C01)-
you far, far away, you will have cert.
tu concentrale on the job today. PISCES
20-Mar. 207
LKO (July 24-448. 23) Sometimes talking over your plan Business considerations
very are Hikely to be very important Just now. Give, then careful thought.
VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sept, 233 Share and share alike - should te the motto for today. You will find that you can get real pleasure from giving.
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25. Tops in face powder, (3)
24. Bite when you in about tea.
Value u uest has, (8)
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5. fire. (6)
6. A game at golf-all aquaro ? (8)
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DUMB-BELLS
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MY CADDY
NEW GOLFBALLS) DOES,
FIND THE
THE SAME
AS YOUR
OLD ONES?
NEVER
LOOK FOR
THEM
MYSELF
THE LEDGER SYNDICATI
• BARBS
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By HAL COCHRAN
IT would be a nice change if criminals, instead of every- blamed for thing else, were
crime waves..
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Cheer up, parents---time cures everything, even youthl
TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding is the some as in the question just answered. You, South, hold: Spades A-K÷Q~J«0»Q=]] Heart 2. Diamonds A-3-1-2, Club a What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
CHESS PROBLEM
By M. OTTO Black, & pieces.
White, 8 places.
While to play; māte in two,
Solution to yesterday's problem:
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INTELLIGENCE TEST
DIALOGUE
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TUESDAY, OCTOBER 28, 1952.
SPICES
WOMANSENSE
PLAY A GLAMOROUS ROLE IN THE KITCHEN
ed,
By GAY PAULEY
,
New York. pepper with oregano, cumin and tortillas. But if you can't locate The spices of the Orient olier flavours came tong after the raspadas, use torules, which have played a glamorous the Aztec civilisation disappear cu be purchased fresh in many cities, and are, available also in role in the history, of the Spanish padres introduced fina world:
dishes like chill con come to the INGREDIENTS Wars have been fought for Southwest, and now the whole 2 tablespoons butter or other them, new lands discovered be- country has taken to dishes fal; 4 cup chopped onion; cause of them. So strong has flavoured with pungent chill 16. ground beet: 1 8-oz. been their influence, in fact, that powder, although the Mexicans tomato sauce; 1⁄2 teaspoon snit, sometimes we forget that several continue to use the chili pepper 4 teaspoon pepper: 1 teaspoon delicious spices come from this Instead of the blend.
chill powder (or more to tuste); side of the world,
Today, American homemakers 1 teaspoon oregano; 1⁄4 teaspoon use chili powder with ment and garlic powder: &torillas: shred- fish, and for salads, egg dishes, dod sharp cheddar cheese, and
fettuce, inely shredded. sandwiches and sauces.
METHOD
One auch gift of the Americas to Americans, is chill powder. Use of pungent, red-hued chili
One Mexican dish you might pepper actually began with the Azlée. Indions in. Mexico, but try is tostadas, which usually is development of the pre-blended made with raspudas, a product combines chill thinner than powder-which
regulation
a
the
Nail Polish A Cure
For Nail-Biting
menace
By HELEN FOLLETT
As a final step in your home manicute, remove excess polishi with a colton-wrapped orange wood stick dipped in remover.
BEFORE bright nail imaving hangnalls, the impulse polish seized the funcy of to nibble may be overcome. It a few professional manicures the teen-agers, nail biting is wise to see that the child has was a common habit. The before curting home care. cure for that is pride in ap
Side to Contro pearance, having neatly filed bails and
Emery boards must be used polish that's
properly to shape the nails, work- smooth and attractive.
ing from sides to centre. After Some young girls, who have that, the hands must be given a not reached the age of fastidious thorough washing with soap and nail grooming, indulge in this a brush, After a rinsing and nail nibbling business which is drying, a little cutele cream
health
because should be applied
197 each nall, bacteria are apt to lodge under the fleas lifted, gently with the nuil enves, These pretty dears orangewood stick, so it will be should be told, too. that the tree of the nail bose. practice is a social drawback, giving the observer favourable Impression,
Nerves to Blame The cause, of course, is nerv- ousness. It may be an express sion of some inner conflict or excitement. But that does not make it any less becoming.
The remedy will be found in fastidious care of the nails. The victim of the habit should be supplied with a complete mani- euring set, directed how to use the different items. "By keeping the eaves smooth and even, by
DATE PUDDING
GOOD FILLING STUFF, THIS PATSY!
נזם
un-
tin
Luhtly brown onions In fat. Add meat and site until brown- ed. Add next 6 ingredients and simmer about 9 minutes, stir- ring frequently. Fry tortillas in hot oll till golden-coloured end crisp. Place 1ortlas ol 1- dividual plates. Spoon sauce on top. Sprinkle with cheese,
Serves and top with tettuce.
KIX.
on
Economical. beer stew
takes
new favour "when served with chili dumplings" Here is
a recipe from the test kitchens of the American Spice Trade Association,
INGREDIENTS
1 tbs, beet stew meat; 2 medium tablespoons fat; onion, Anely cliopped; I medium green pepper, cut in thin strips; 1
cup tomato purev: water to cover; teaspoon garlic powder; 1 teaspoon salt; 1 teaspoon oregano; 1⁄2 teaspoon pepper; 1 tablespoon vinegar; 3 medium carrots, cut in
strips; 3 medium
potatoes, cut in eighths, and chill dumplings.
METHOD
Brown meat and onions
In
Shoes Take A Coronation
Trend
A "Coronation” casual decorated with the crown at a shoes fashion held recently #t the Washignien Hotel, London, .......
TO PEEL OR NOT TO
PEEL A GRAPE
saute 2-3 minutes longer. Add fat. Add green pepper and
tomato puree, water, seasonings As manicure scissors may and vinegar; cover and simmer ROME To peel or not to peel Milan university, said Di Merco cause a wound when removing 2 hours adding more water if a grape is the basis of a current should not forgo, the "efficacy of hangnails, the little girl in nocessary. Add vegetables and hot scientific debate, according the fermenting qualities of the have a pair of nippers, such as simmer 15 minutes longer. Drop to the Italian National Institute grape skin in moderating intestin- manicurists use in beauty shops. in dumplings on top of stew of Nutrition of the Council of al putrefaction."
The cream must be washed and
simmer covered, 20 Research. away und the nally dried minutes. Serves four.
Prof. E. Moracel stoutly sup- thoroughly balore polisht is ap-
Prof. G. Di Macco, director of ported his Milan colleague, de
To make the dumplings you plled. As brilliant ectours are will need 2 cups prepared bis- the institute of general pathology claring that the grape peel has a not suitable for the young Iry cult minx; 14 teaspoons' chili of the university of Turin affirm value "not to be underestimated" flesh-coloured or faint
od that the skin and pits of since It contains ectulose. coral powder: 4 cup milk. be used. One veneer should
Add chill powder to dry in-grapes have only scarce nutri- mabicure set for young_begredients and stir to blend well.tive qualies and forms Tow Cellulose, he said, stimulates ginners comes with a natural-Add milk and mix thoroughly. digestible material,
the undulatory motion of the coloured paste polish that can Proceed ns above. United Prof. Carlo Foa, director of the stomach during digestion and is
Press. be buffed to a preity lustre.
Institute of human physiology of a naluni corrective for obstinate
constipation.
MDC WELL TOGETHER...
301 FLOUR
BOYS'
10% BREADCRUMBS
11⁄2 oz SUBT £TO4 CZ CHOPPED
DATES, AND 14 TEASPOON
BICARBONATE
OF SODA
AND ADD 1 TABLE- SPOON JUST WARMED GOLDEN SYRUP OR *TREACLE AND ENOUGH MILK TO MIX**
IT SHOULDN'T
BA TOO WET OR TOO DRY- JUST STIFF. ENQUGH TO HEAP ON THE SPOON
PUT
INTO
CREASED
BASIN.
COVER
SOME LIKE TO ADD
A LITTLE LEMON OR
GRANOB JUICE AS WELL
WITH A GREASED PAPER AND
STEAM FOR 22-3 HRS
AND GIRLS'
Jack Scarecrow Blows Away
ΚΑ
—But His Friends Help Him Back to the Cornfield---- By MAX TRELL
COME BACK AFTER SHOPPING AND HAVE SOME- AND BRING SOME MILK FOR A CUSTARD. IT'LL HELP YOUR EXTRA RATION DOWN!
MAGAZINE
edge of the brook, fast asleep,"
the second crow added.
Loud Laughter
With that, both crows burst They never had any trouble into loud laughter, then flapped finding their friend Jack. He their wings and flew right into NARF and
Hanld,
ihe was always sure to be standing the cornfield and started peck- shadow-children with the in the middle of the cornfield. Ing ut the corn. turned-about names, had somo He stood there to guard the very good friends. They know corn from the hungry crows, as and loved Mr Punch, the pup- everyone knew. pet, and Teddy the Stuffed Bear, and Ting-a-Ling who lived at the bottom of the Blue Chinn Plate, and Christopher Cricket and many others.
But their favourite friend oll was Jack the Scarecrow.
Pleasant Morning
It
was
very pleasant
of
tho
Knurf and Hanid could hardly believe their cars. They ran to the middle of the cornfeld
and Jack was gonel Well, Kourt and Hanid had Then they ran down to the just reached the edge of the edge of the brook. And there. confield and were starting to call out a greeting to Jack, sure enough, was Jack, lying
under
willow tree, looking when two old erbwe who were
as though he were fast asleep, sitting on the branch of a tree
But they soon discovered that nearby looked down at them he wasn't sleeping at all. And then glanced at each other and he hadn't left the cornaeld be- shook their heads.
cause he had wanted to.
The wind
had blown him "I want to get back." he said. "before those crows start steal great ing the corn! Help me get back, the oak tree), so they decided pity. No one thought he'd ever please!" to go to the cornfield and pay leave the cornfield while there Now scarecrows can stand up,
visit to their good friend, was any corn to guard. Yet but Jack the Scarecrow.
there he is, lying down by the and Hand had to think of some
"Isn't it too bad about poor other morning, (Even though Jack?" the first crow remarked away! the wind is blowing pretty to the second. hard," Hanid said to Knarf, as they stood in the garden near
↑
"Yes, it certainly_in_m
Rupert and the Windwhistle-
It's idwinter. Snow in lying thick on the fields and a sharp, wind (s' blowing." My, it's jolly cold. but, It looks quitte fine, thinks Rupert. as he peep out of the front door, "I wonder it Muray will let me go`ont." Mrs. Bear la busy clean
inga stute. {** Yes, it's a good" idek," she saya.": "*Put on your tour and gloves, and keep warm. And while you're about it you may as well make yoursşit useful⋅ bż collecting sonde wood," "We need a lot thore." "ALL"-BIQUTO) akanayeb vion
they can't walk Kar
Don't forget
your
Rupert
Annual
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"Isn't it too bad about Jack?”
one crow saft to the other.
to get him back, to the deld. Finally Knart thought of a plan.
way
Prof. G. Bentivoglio of the university of Padus, warned that is opportune to limit as for as possible the swallowing of seeds and peels unless they are first thoroughly masticated"
The institute said "the matter will be pursued."-United Prets.
A
Two-Piece Wool Suit
By ALICE ALDEN
Chirpio Cama at Once He whistled for his - friend Chirpie, the Sparrow, Chirple came flying to the edge of the brook at once.
17-18: WITH Intermotilde we Then Kaarf told him some ate the tendency of the leading thing and Chirple Instantly French houses to create collee whistled for all his friends. Intions not only for the American
few moments Biers werd
fifteen
or twenty sparrows. women but to make than for They all Look hold of Jack British wongsoo, Plesro some took his arms, some took Balmain, one of the most his legs, some took his straw famous and well liked" of (hat; and Chirple took" his coin="
1. the top designers, has done just, cob
pipe Then they all flew back to this very thing. He follows the he cornfield and stood Jack up straight and narrow in this two- again.
ploce mult of red and black wool The two crown flapped off at that appeurs in his "dist Ameri opce, quito angry that they couldn't steal the corn. Of u collection. The Important course all the sparrows looked end of the slim, straight skirt longingly at the cords apparent, in the seeming sim
But Jack didn't mind. "Help pllclly, of cut and, lino, lua yourselves, fellows," he said, pinched waist sorv ustihe waving his arm. You've done focal point above the circular great favour. Besides, skirt fringo and fucket pocket. na scarecrow, "hot a
flaps, which like the cuffs nad
•Did they?" "You bet they didi demure collar are also fringed.
me
I'm
soare
sparrow. Help yourselves!".