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A CHINA MAIL, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 1952.

on

Sitting Fence.... by

W

Nathaniel Gubbins

HILE military cor- ing again, before an atomic missile, fred from respondents are guided

China, knocks the tea cup out giving us some good of your hand. holiday reading, with fore- casts of atomic guided mis- ailes that will travel half way round the world, there is a girl in England worry- ing about tea-time etiquette.

This is what she has written to a woman's magazine:--

I And that tea is a meal which presents many- small problems, when to use a tea

the knife, whether to raise tea cup by itself or with the saucer held beneath, and the correct way

to deal with scones and creamy cakes and pastries.

Well, dear, let's drop every thing to consider your problem. We will assume that lea has been provided for three guests sitting on the edges of the

behind ce best chairs

cur- tains in a dear little house in Tooting, S.W.

her

Meet Dr. Blunt

Why worry your Hoctor when all your silly ques tions about health will be answered from time

refreshing

in

this feature?

the

ever

forward, practical English girl | would soon be sorry he opened his mouth.

What's that you said the Atlantic?

about

I say cet vyou zwim ze At- Iantle will melt away.

But I am not going to swim the Atlantic.

I say ccf.

Water doesn't melt, anyway. It evaporates,

Ho K, then. Eevaporate. Why should the Atlantic evaporate because I'm in it?

Because you are so desirable,

erotic.

80

nt

Water evaporates slowly low temperatures and quickly meat high temperatures, What are now

you getting at?

Getting at? I do not under- stand.

about Mes

awfully worried my husband," said Fussy breeches, when she called on outspoken Dr Blunt.

"What's wrong with 71101 how?" asked the doctor.

"He feels s'ek after meols," caid Mrs Fussy breeches.

"Then don't give him any." scid Dr Blunt.

"But he has gone as yellow as a dandelion, doctor. Do you think he has Jaundice?"

"Either that or he has turn- Dr ed into a Japanese,” said Blunt,

"What causes jaundice, doc-

The Arst, with the easy 05- surance of one who knows her tor?" drill, takes the handle of the "If you want to know things thumb like that," sald Dr Blunt, tea cup between

holding end forefinger,

the "why don't you sit for a medi- little finger high in the air, cal degree and And raises the cup to her mouth yourself?" leaving the

"But what shall 1 do, saucer delicately balanced on her knee, drinks tor noiselessly and replaces the cup in the saucer without spilling a 'drop.

Is

out

for

doc-

give

If you're trying to say I'm the such a hot number that Atlantic will boil if I try to swim it, you're nothing but a nasty-minded little ca

But I am paying you ze com- pliment.

If you don't get out of here this minute you'll be paying a Ane for insulting. behaviour,

-(Linden Express Serulo]

UMPIRA JONES OF USA.S

"WHILE THE TEAMS ARE GETTING CHANGED, WHAT ABOUT US TWO HAVING

A LITTLE GO OURSELVES?"

OPENING OF THE FOOTBALL SEASON IN PEMBIA

World Copyright. By strengomen) with Duty WAJE,

Zsa Zsa Gabor, the world's frankest girl, was

ROBBED-BY SUCH A GENTLEMAN

M

80

CROOK

She gave up a fortune for love 'unforgettable. She became

overnight this time. "And why shouldn't sensation

a five years. I vasn't acclaimed and per- the outstanding TV woman per- conality of the year for nothing!"

But the big trouble started in

and Zsa Zsa appeared on Tallu- lah Bankhead's show, It also revealed Zm Za's Achilles heel.

·ULTI-MILLIONAIRE "Keep him in bed and

hotelier Conrad Hil him plenty of water to drink."

1?" says Zsa Zsa. "I'm not mancat star of the show. "And nothing to cat?"

ton bought Zsa Zsa

gold-digger."

On the show, week after stand When the cake

Dr Blunt, "No," sald

many diamonds who

And this is how she found the week, Zsa Zsa displays a stort- the Sanders family when George brought around, she takes a had

dined once

with the that their fame spread

love of her life,

ing lack of inhibitions, 99 plate, a tea

knife and a tes Fussybreaches. "A day or two through the United States. fork, selects a scone or a bun off from your filthy cooking

"I was sitting in the movies

Resplendent in pearls, dia- or a creamy cake. Before the will do him good whether lie It was, therefore, only a with my mother watching monds, off-shoulder dresses rationed butter is whirled out has jaundice or not."

question of time before the George Sanders in The Moon with a plunging neckline, the The script decreed that Georgo of her reach, she manages

inevitable get a large Jump of that too.

- someone

and Sixpence, and I make up dominates the show. Even when should may such things as "My my mind that he is the man for the cameras are not trained on wife has some privacy with me. riving to steal them.

head her. She's allowed to use the same tep her bobbing blande

married While Zsa Zsa was lying "My whole life is love" she hands can be soen waving about. drawer. We've been

is heard two years and I haven't spoken Her jingling laughter in bed one

it I stop abave the rest. morning in her emphasises, "vithout

to her since she said "Yes" bcating here"-pointing to her luxury New York flat, a heart. "But I wouldn't marry Here is gangster broke into her bed- an ordinary man and be taken

10

This clever, self-assured woman then balances the plate on her other knee, eats the bun by holding it in her hand and or taking delicate little billes,

the aplits and butters

scone with her (es knife, or cuts small, easily negotiated sections of creamy cake, with her fork.

☆.

tcp

Colonel's rash

act

COM-

room..

AT-

*The woman with а very pink, flushed plexion needs a greenish or mauve powder," jama From some beauty hints.

"He threaten Francesca, my ald, daughter, Just six months THE same may be said of re-

and order me to get up," she fired colonels. Green pow- the der liberally applied to says. “I had on hardly a stitch abut he made me get up, any- nose before tin gives It

luminous

way. appearance, faintly which is considered very smart in military circles.

The second, who is obviously a neurotie, unsure of her place in society, lifts cup and saucer to her mouth with a trembling hand, apilis half the ten in her This reminds me of a story, saucer, makes a wild, panicky which I have just invented snaich at a creamy

cake, myself, of a colonel whose face drops it on the carpet, tries to changed colour so frequently rub out the mess with her that he was often mistaken for squeaky new shoes, picks a Stop-Go traffic signal.

up what is left, puts it in her sou- One evening he stepped into and cer, where it becomes a hideous the middle of the road, mixture of tea, cream, and the traffic stopped. But before -opposite "pastry," and pours the lot down he could-reach-the-

his faco · tumed her new flowered summer frock pavement. and over the best arm-chair. green and he was run over by

a 'bus.

*

vul-

The third, a happy garian, who would be equally

unself-conscious in Tooting or MARA

Hotcha

LANE, the film in Buckingham Palace, sucks 1 setress, back from Spain, her tea noisily out of her sau- has complained that when

and creamy cakes.

cer while her mouth is cram- Spaniards are maiting pasa med with buns, buttered scones, at a girl they say silly things like "if you were to swim the Atlantic the water would mall You must decide for yourself away." which is the correct tea-time etiquette and which of the Any Spanlard talking three will be invited to Toot kind of hoo-ha to a

me.

home to mother."

.

FASCINATED

The Gabor giving advice to the love-troubled:

"I gave my flancce a frater- nity pln, aring, sume china,

When asked if he were happy, George, had to say: "No more.. But my wife ja,”

G

A

black lace lingerie, a stove and NATIONAL STORM

a bed. Now she's broken our engagement, and refuses to re-

a man who apparently disliked turn the gifts, What should she raised a national storm. Tallulah

them

in

George was something new women. "I like the Oriental do?" asks questioner.

"Give back the stove," says "And," sayʊ Zsa Zsa "zat man idea of keeping Joust the me up to chair harems," said George. "Chivalry Zsa Zsa.

distributed and start turning the place over should be evenly looking for my jewellery. But between men and women. If a he vas a gentleman crook, and man lifts his hat to them, then vts perfec ly dressed. I think they should do likewise, Women he must have been Raffles must choose soon if they wish brother-in-law.

a pedestal in a While he is to remain on doing this, I speak to him nicely man eye or be 9 equal forms, and tell him that if he does this

'SHOOT HIM'

Zsa Zsa stormed out and

fumed that no one had ever walked out on one of her shows before. "I did," says Zsa Zsa.

George stormed that it was unly'a radio script anyway, and why should Zsa Zsa get angry?

Then, the American Women's Clubs and their millions of mera-

To somebody complaining her husband is going out with other bere came into the bust-up with women: "Shcel him in ze legs."

came

a bang. They conducted a no-

ways team, I don't believe

cort of thing he will never be So sald Mr Sanders publicly.

A girl naked whether she tional poll as to who was right come President of the U.S. I American women were out should return her flance his on the malter: George or Za Zsu, talk

to him about Gorge raged, Zsa Zsa was fascinated, Washington and say that dia- She planned her "Operation ring after a row. "It all depends Zsa Zsa won,

"I'm old-fashioned in some mond stealing will never get him Sanders" campaign.

At that on how big ze ring is,"

Unless you are a regular on in life.

Lime George was waiting for b the answer.

in "I met. divorce to be finalised. "When he find my jewellery him,"

To a man who confessed own- making a joke of your private rays Zsa Zsu, "ating lots of oil wells, and won- te, in public," she says. he say: 'Well, for a young girl cocktail

with party

Gene dering whether he should marry George live vith me, he must say not long in Americu you haven't Temey.

now that he's reached the age he love me," Zsa Zsa denies the done so bad."

of fifty, Zsa Zsa tissed into the kicked Geary

George out. Nevertheless, microphone: "For zis man lie she arrived for work on M.G.M.

give him advice. I should see tear-reddered eyes. him personally."

has left me," she wept Zsa Zsa hates being kidded too that day she said: "I still love to her friend, Ann Miller, Later

this straight-say."

THE COMET WHAT NOW?

"1 marry George because he big threaten to shoot himself if I

the

"George was my youngest husband only 10 years older han 1. But he vas mature, and I cannot ever care for a man who has not maturity. It ia

1

George

"Ven Conrad 502 the headlines of the robbery,

one-mon job in Now don't, I also marry him becauso is just beginning. I don't think "Lovely To Look At" set with biggest

I love him. he ask straight York history, avay: Is this bad for the hotel business?"

No-it's fine publicity, they

heartily Adler, a hot exchange him. The door is open, ho can of sallies with another panel come home any time he wants" Then It's. all right, may

member, she seized an album of Blaming Zsa Zsa, George said: Conrad,"

"been

discarded like

But they aro tt was Conrad

Hilton who savoir faire. And he spoke head with it. He went out Bee

. still together, although two showed Zsa Zsa the truth of the with their ears,,

beautifully. Vomen fall in love a light,

with what A She was very distressed-fore, offered to hold my

months saying: "money makes money."

records. Sportingly, she "He tell me 'put a leetle money man tells zem And men fall in the

through with what zey see. This is offered to pay for them. love on zu stock and zat stocks." "*

BO Billy of men! But George

part of the essential charm, the records and biffed him on the "1'zed lemon.”

He gave her upartment blocks so talented, he play beautifully big houses, cars and everything on ze plano, and he is ze most By Group Captain. HUGH DUNDAS

a girl could with for. But they charming ran in the vorld divorced-in a fantastic blaze of ven he vishes." London "We Bro already making publicity. The stories sald Zsa

Zea demanded EDDIE RICKEN- Canberra Jet bombers under settlement. In actual fact, she a £3 million APTAIN

BACKER, U.S. fighter, aco licence. Don't forget, American

of the first war, and today the jet airliners will be out by

toughest, most controversial 1950." figure in American civil avia-

business,

settled for £68,000 and an an- multy which worked out round about £1 pan hour for life. In

A SENSATION

the

Zsa Zsa

orical of

but I told him to go and bold Zsa Zsa is such a boon to TV some other voman's hand."

But talks to him and ber and the luxury trodo generally, she

ex- daughter Francesca regularly, on that manufacturers heap pensive gifts on her, One sent the transatlantic. 'phone from a mink coat," with holes cut in London. It for the controls, to cover her. ‚own TV set,

+

In

tr

A NICE GIRL

divorce, and 'done nothing years, Now, at jct spec. pays are faithfully recorded, sho

Zsa Zsa's a big girl in the entertainment world now. To make sure (what she does and

even has high-pressure “press agent in America to whom she

tells

Inevitably, Hollywood storied its howling Their marriage has ho

for Zsa Zan. Her Each alterna kind of personality and sizzling addition, Hilton gave her a ups and downs, tion, has been in London on Typically, Captain Eddie palatial

the other, and showmanship cames mansion valued at tively has left

once reaches for the moon. The $150,000, complete with furni- returned. Each has threatened 20 Comet Serles III that he asks turo.

she's already finished four pie ay He came to buy British Jet for is still in the blueprint

tures ("Lovely to Look liners millions of dollar stage. Eritish operators are not

"We're Not Married," "Lill," worth of them for the great thinking of getting it before the Eastern Airlines Company

late 1950s. America, of which he is preal- dent,

were

of

Sul, there is the Series II →→→

to keep the advantage you now have," he said.

Rolls-Royce.

form. Its

But he decrcod that the annulty should and if the már- ried again.

GOOD FRIENDS

about it.

and!

to

1

Says Zsa Zsa: "A woman "Story of Three Loves with pays £200 a month. He also puts all of her beauty and "Moulin Rouge," directed by the her what to say, to whom youth into a marriage, and what brilliant John Huston nearly and when, and arranges for her does a man do? He uses all his completed.

write letters to Congressmen. She was also chosen "Carcer chami all day long at vork,"

"I vant a big career of my Mother of the Year" by a Holly- Can Zɛa Zaa çook?" "Sure, I own," -Zsa Zsa announced to Wood charity, good friends. "He is building can cook very good, Ven I was George. I vant really to be an

courting George I cooked three actress? a big hotel in Istanbul,"

Until I

Conrad and Zm Zen are still

honorary

cook no more.”

TOUCHY

Well there she is. Za Zza the Great Gabor, The golden-hearted glamour girl turned actress, whom nothing and no one can hold back from success.

The girl with a fabulous past and a fabulous future; sono 70

100: gowns (strapless)

shoca

film star brother Tom Conway filmed with her. "Is my wife several fur coats fun-heolet);

"I am here to try to buy 35 to` 60 of your Comets," he said. "But I must have them quickly faster, more powerful than the within the next two or three one now in service and capable years."

of flying longer stages, "The Comet? A world

Zsa Zm "It will be ready in meals a day for him. beater,... If I

ր This type is already flying in eight months and I am going to catched him. After that I don't Englishman I would work night prototype

bigger the opening. I expect my first and day, Including week-ends, cuines are in production at busband, Blutam Belge, will bo Then George went to London

president or something for film work, and Zsa Zsa ne- George, panicking," consulted evening of the hotel. I like to keep my cepted an offer from George's his friend Red Skelton who had pairs of If Rickenbacker will be con-husbands togezECK."

Lovelee tent with Bories IIs there is a

appear as a guest on the going to be an actress?" he in- extravagance");

minis passibility he might get them. So the magnificent Gabor had

stoles, and a mica collection of rubice, "No danger," said Red. "She's a small tiara witch any duchess

emeralds and diamonds including. American airlines will duced at the rate of one d

Then Thils follow. But the delivery date month. More than orders by doing the proposing

to be her working under a slight handicap, would be proud of not forget- turnett out #happened. Sho leta man is the sung. -

I understand I are outstanding.

the first time stepping,slona to even greater

fing

thine- may not be able to get the

propane for itch to mang tama. Zau 250 on TV la 4 zlot. Zma Zan. very touchy on the log some panties with model I want, the Mark 111, till A spokesman of the De Havit-

Iden of “Dachelom Haven' is subject of her acting. “You Nice girl, Zsa Zsa. Lots of 1957. That is no good.:

land Aircraft Company sald: “II

that the love-lora and others in valt," she says, "In two years I'll fun, her friends any and to say.

· Captain Rickenbacker is intereat-. On the day the wed film star neod of advice of all kinds welle, got un Academy Award, And as all of us, "If you can't produce the ed in Berfes IIs wo can speak of Gcorgo Sandiers her · generous in naking the pengl for their for thèse · fomates who canta anda the series' by Michasf...

not quantity deliveries from lato annully from Conrad “Hilton views: The advice Zsa Zsa gives can't set, vell I've done mora in

to

"If I buy some, all the other But Comets are only bring pro- managed two highly successful serious TV panel known as quired anxiously.

"Bachelors Haven. marriages "in eight years simply

big

Comets here in time why

have them bulit in America?

40

ways....

stopped.

No talent,"

..

is, like fier, unpredictable. and Ave months than they've done in Ruddy and Pater Harlec

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