THE CHINA MAIL,
MONDAY, AUGUST
1952.
EDIDO POCIT BERVICE, INC.
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1 The American Mestzine
For The Kalarima Magaziou by Tak Ka
"Children bathed, dear?"
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THE WAY
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by Beachcomber
#PONSORED parliamentary the ribald eat of avery ale•house.
debales would
commer-
clalise the House of Commons." In these words Connie Truelove appealed to all parties to resist the scheme for allowing big frms to sponsor' debates or single speeches. "Hansard," she continued, "would read like page of advertisements."
Mr Whackstraw (Con.. Poophurst, a lifelong believer in Balbbo): In my opinion the Siamese queathin call for drastle treatment, the cald when he neared is14
man
nose with Glesso. This is no time for beatating, and it we can make
Blour in that Gonzolino the best remulgent, we can surely come to an equally Important decl slon about Blain. We must stick together. Eke two prorile who have uted Glujdy too lavishly lo smarten their clothes up.
Thinks: Hurtal for Glujoy! Opposition. Shouts of "Why not Skaroo?" A member: "Tu Treakto!").
Mimsie under fire again
E Pitney St. Vitus and Fobselt Evening Echo, in another lead-
ins aruele, sase: Who is uit ronicly responsible for making Pibney a laughing-stock all over Europe by importing Mira Slop corner to play Boadiceat Judicrous antics on the hay-cart ore
Her
and things have come to a pretty pam when our band, which won the Hatford Cup at the King's Knuckle- E010, Band Festival in further
ends more time in laughing at Boadicen then .in playing the spirited march specially composed for it by Mrs Huxtable. Either the loadieen incident should be struck off the programme ruthlemly, or some more Atting exponent should We be found before it is too late. Intend no dicourtesy to atiss flopcorner when we day. In the racy and homely phrase of Council fur Townsend, “She is enough to make a cat sick."
In passing
IN anyone doubts that we are hit today units in an unending keries of scientifle experiments let les consider the recent revelation of an American committee. Of 701 substances used in, food, 207 have not yet been established as har tesa. An article before me deals with the "toxicity of fond "Ilves," and admits that the chemicals used in food reduce Die nutritive value, and that Hitie o known of their affects.
To voda and life toxic fishes!
Afterthought
addi.
WHY not Rend a Note to the
numlans telling them that all unarmed afteruft have been warned not to dre on Ruslan plance?
© JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Editor Didn't Look; He Used Real Logic
By OSWALD JACOBY ' "YOW'D You guess that
doubleton queen of hearta?" his teammates asked Stove White after the play of the hand shown today. "It's a cincl you didn't birds really get a peek; those
hold 'em close to the vestl"
Steve didn't get a peek even though he is a magazine editor. But he de monstrated that if one peck is worth two news, good loglo is worth two pecks.
West opened the eight of diamonds, and East won with the ace, Easi then returned the three of hearts. and Steve hind til firal chance to to wrong. 1o. was sorely tempted to play a low heart in the hope of bringing in four heart tricks.
It was obvious, however, that East could have returned a diamond quite, safely if he lud wanted to do so. If East held the queen of hearts, would
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he make the dangerous heart return return? Instead of a safe diamond
it didn't seem likely, so declarer won the second trick with the ace of heuris
A chab to the king next dropped.
now jack. Decinter could Foat's count four clubs, three spades, two dtammonds, and two hearts a total of 1 fast tricks, The twelfth trick might be brought in by a squeeze or by a ticari finesse-but which?
YOUR BIRTHDAY....... by STELLA he had started with Eve of more
MONDAY, AUGUST 25
PORN today, you are a keen on
terver ni buhon nature. and rince you also have the gift of the written word, it is likely that your best auccess will come in the field nfiterature, elther prose, pocity
the soil briet and diplomacy when you wial and a roaring fighter if you feel at any time that you have been imposed upon.
Your innate caution does not keep you from making decisions
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or drama. You can take your line. You have considerable choice. You love many of the patience until you feel you have characteristics of the perfectionist been pushed too far. and always expect the best fram. everyone, Although a severe critic of those who are dilatory or lazy, you are very sympathetic with those who work hard, but will fall to reach the heighis to which they may apire.
A born leader, you dislike detall work. But, since you ate able to delegate
IM work with the greatest of ease, it never bothers you too much. You have very strong likes and dislike but
are
Although you are emotional by nature, your attoript to hide it can prove a real handicap. It could prevent you from an early
mar- rage, for you might not be willing to admit your love at the right inomest-when it counts! Don't Jot timidity with members of the op- ponite sex betray you.
To ind what the stars have i
Defect your store for tomorrow, hirthday star and -rand the correk-. ponding paragraph. Let your birth-
able to concent them. You can be day mer be your daily guide:
TUESDAY, AUGUST 26
23)
VIRGO (ADE. 24-Sept. Music helps lessen tensions, tired, utilise it to gain relaxation as well on pleasure,
TIDRA (Ropt. 24-Oct. 23) - told your tongue and avoid being erties of a friend. You might say
24-Nov. 22)—
Analyse all sides carefully prior to
deelding..
CANCER (June 22-July 23)--- Look into the cultural potential of your neighbourhood. Your church or community centro may offer a great deal.
23) some
something you could regret later. LEO (July 24-Aug.
SCORPIO (Oct.
neighbourhood effort to snake new- A good time for hobbies, cultural Put your best effort into activities as well as romance. Pete comers feel more at honic. haps make or receive a proposal.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22)- Decorating your one can give re- laxing fun and bring a bow zest to living. Make your house beau-
ful.
-(02.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan. Guarding your health may becomo important to your future Don't take chances just now.
plans.
AQUARIUR (Jan. 21-Feb. 191
Detter for you to listen
rather than to express your
opinions to freely.
learn something.
PISCES (Feb.
You
20-Mar
quietly
awn
might
20)
A receptive frame of mind will be
a great help. You can learn some- thing from others if you will £27.
20)- 21-Apr. ANIER (Mar. Finish the job at hand before you go all the deep end on something now.
TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21)- An excellent day for research. Make rapid strides in your special field. GEMINI (May 22-Juna 21) A fine day to make up your mind about some now business
offer.
INTELLIGENCE TEST
FIVE RUBBERS
Sterio.
Ву Т. О. НАЯ "FIVE of us played bridge last night." Bald Dick 'Jon Addison, Orffer Pape. Dan played ang Numskuli rubbers, each of us standing Intum, Stakes: El a Bundred. Each of us, part- nered each of the others in one rupe
"Ware
any. Jarda win- ningy or losses?" Tanked;.
formatted, sald Dick, "Let me zamk, now, Num- skúti had the first bio”: I had the second:" Waffer tha third: Dan the fourth: Joe Addison the fast.. BuCOESKİYU Acores, I remember JD, WAS 700. 100, 800, 400,- 100, my partner in the fret rubber, and Numarullo, the fourth. and won 42,・ while
Defoe finished all square. Keg what you can make of all
Wie was the fagerat wingery and how much did hei
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CHESS PROBLEM
By LLOSCHINSKY and E. UMNOFF · Black, 11 pieces.
1212
White, 11 picees.
White to play: mate in three.
Solution to Saturday's problem:
1, P-Q4, any; 2, Q, B. (ch, or
dis c), Kt, or F mates,
DUMB-BELLS
I WORK IN A BOILER
FACTORY
WHAT
GOCATE
*
WATERCRESS SOUP
REMEMBER MY MASHED POTATOES AND CHOPPED WATERCRESS AGO AGO ↑ YOULA, LIKO -
THIS TOO /
I PEELED
ANO- BOILER YERS POTATOES IN A PINT OF VERY FLIGHTLY GALTED WATER FOR 14 HOUR
WOMANSENSE
THEN ADDED A SMALL BUNCH OF WATERCRESS CHOPPED UR STALKS AND
ALL
THS" WAS '
COXOXED TOGETHER, FOR ANOTHER VA HOUR TILL THE POTATOES WERA
BOFT
WASH
.THEN ALL RUBDED THROUGH
A BIGVE
THE WATERCRESS Walk FIRST
AND
PUT BACK IN THE BAUCEPAN HEATED UP WITH A LITTLE MILK, PEPPER AND A TINY GRATING OF
NUTMEG
Gay Gingham Paper Towels Come In Handy
A
Colleen Originals
For All Sorts Of Home Tasks
By ELEANOR ROSS
And while in cooking class, AS our contribution to
that α dampened casler and more efficient remember
paper towel 13-the Ideal, way to have homemaking, we
wipe meals, Ash or poultry be treated ourselves to several fore they are cooked. It used to holders, complete with be a nuisance to rout out a soft cloth for this purpose paper towels, the loaded clean holders placed in the kit and then have to wash it after chen, the bathroom, the
To keep the stove looking as back entry way. And, of
nice as possible, don't let food course, there's a receptacle stains settle. Wipe off spills for throwaways under each Immediately, using a paper
one.
cach use,
towel to pick up
Spills on the kitchen floor way of tracking through the house. A quick wipe, with a Will paper towel dampened keep them clean and help avoid those dangerous slippery spots by taking up drops of water or
For Silverwaro
A Tarnished, silverware
With plenty of paper towels, liquid without damaging hot eriamel surfaces. Use dry towels work is easier, and there's no only; water should not be used putting off those hurry-up wipe- until the surface has bad time up jobs. Saves dish towels, too, to cool. especially at hery time, Drain- ing berries or grapes sometimes leads to stained cloths or dish have
how careful towels, no matter we try to be, Paper does, the Job neatly, leaving nothing to clean.
Condiment Containers Catsup and salad dressing containers tend to get messy- looking after several uses.
grease,
can be
Exercise Keeps Figure Trim
For your daily exercise routine: throw matches on floor, then, squat and plek' up a match, says movie star Surl Crandalle
By HELEN FOLLETT-
Throw kitchen matches on Do you hate exercise? Does : BY ALICE ALDEN
the mere thought of it put your the floor. Stand just behind quick wipe with a dampened treated as it's washed, 0, teeth on edge, your hair on end, them, feet close together. Up on GINGHAM, like that other paper tower keeps the bottles you make use of a paper tone bring goose flesh popping out all the toes, then squat, pick up a
and tres from dried-out Just eat with a rub.of.silver over your sveite shope? Better cotton family, cigan member of the
polish on the dampened towel change your ideas on that sub-match and repeat, has emerged from the workday crust.
Greens willed? A good emer- surface. We find this particular-Ject because you lack foresight, casure is le wrop the ly good for egg tarnish on if you have a pretty figure world, to become fashionable i and frivolous.. Here it is,
good Beney
you must work to keep it. sad-looking greenstuffs in paper spoons and forks..
After the dishwashing old plak gingham, worked up towels dampened
with
over, just keep the sink by one of our finer houses into water, storing in the refrigerator gicaming by giving it a quick a charming late afternoon dress. until needed,
wipe with
cold
Additional evidence was avaliable, so Mr White cashed dummy's ten of clubs (gelting a mande discard from East) and the king and queen of diamonds. The fall of the diamonds indicated that West had started with four diamonds as well as five clubs.
East's spade discard indicated that Very much in the romantic One of the reasons, we used spades: alnce East obviously mood, for all that it is gingham, to dislike soup making so was apade length and would surely keep
here is long of
a good dress for a fine the tedious job of skimming it protection in that suit as
ladle, then porsible,KRING ...
summer's day. The flattering with "spoon and lattice-work adjusts from a day having to wash the utensils. But into evening neckline, and the someone showed us how to skim the stock by simply drawing a billowy skirt hides its own piece of paper towel across the permanent-finish organdle pelti-top to pick up the fat without
Juss or waste,
It East had the queen of hearts as well as the spade length, he could be squeezed; so that'a inese would
not be needed. If West had und
queen of hearts, na squeeze would work, and a finesse would lose, Un the basis of this lugte, Mr White led a heart to his king. When the queen the rest of the of hearte dropped, tricks could be claimed.
4
If the queen of hearts had no! dropped. declarer planned to run two mare top clubr. He would then have two grado
in his and the eight of clube left in hand. Dummy would have the four apades. If East still had the queen of hearts, he could not keep it and also hold four spades; .and the squeeze would therefore pulverise hun.
CARD Serde
g-With both sides vulnerable, the bidding has been:
West Houth
North East
1 Heart Double Redouble 1 Spade Spades 7-3-2. You, South, hold: Hearts A-Q2-3-9-4, Diamonds A-3-0-0, Club 5. What do you do?
A-rass. Your partner's redouble asks you to let the pext bid ceme around to him unless you can double for penalties. You have 'no penalty double of one spade, so you obey Instructions by proxing.
TODAY'S QUESTION
coat.
BOYS' AND
are
_a_paper
rites
Lowel
wrung out of madsy water. Save on sink cloths by using paper to apply scouring cleansers.
And if you're handling My foods, "such as baked no!
that paper potatoes, you'll And towels will supply the necessary insulation. Just place a paper dowel over a pot holder when more thickness is needed.
Time for Exorcise
That exercise is especially helpful to the woman who has kept her, normal lines north of the waistline, but has expanded below her equator.
extended.
You haven't the time, did you
SECOND EXERCISE Ho say? You have plenty of time to coddle your complexion and flat on your tummy on the floor.
fully pet your hair. Don't forget that legs rigid,
youthful silhouette is avory, Slowly raise the upper por bit as charming and attractive ion of your body, keeping the as a pretty face.
on the floor, then jeome down slowly, to drst Ten minutes of calisthenics "position. Lift as much of your once a day will help keep your torso as you can and stretch musculature sound and resillent. while doing it. - We offer a few suggestions.
GIRLS' MAGAZINE
Mr. Merlin's Magical Party
-He Invited Some Friends and They All Did Tricks-
By MAX TRELL
22nd Basement, they went
down
name,
pancake. Instead of a cane be carried an enormous fat book, almost as big as he was, "How do you do!" he said. "I'm just the Sorcerer's Apprentice, which means his helper. The Sorcerer. had to take a trip to the moon so he sent me instead. I hope I can find some good tricks to do. They're all in this book."
Finally Mr Merlin
presented
last
down, down..
Mr Merlin was waiting for THE secret phone behind the
and Knart, them when they got out of the bookcase rang the shadow-boy with the turned- devetor. He was dressed in about
It purple swallow-tail coat and answered, was Mr Marlin the Magician. trousors to match. He had a high Knant and Hand to the
his head and he "Howdy, howdy!" the Magiclan ilk hat on said, "I'm having a little magical carried a cane.
he said, taking at all, or a wizard, or a sorcerer,
either. It was a
Lady and the party in my house this after you, my friends" lighted to see magician, who wasn't a magician
Then he jod them noon, I'd like you and Hanid to their arms,
head, salling around a tree on a one down, if you're not doing out into the garden where his was a witch, She was high over when Mr Merlin anything important. We're going friends were waiting.
broomstick when Hand had guessed correctly called to her. She came zooming to do some tricks."
Mr Merlin's friends were
famous magic-hat Hansel and Gretel met in right down,She's the witch several other
Knarf started to say: "Who's The bidding is, the same as in the question just answered. You, South, we7" But Mr Merlin had alians. hold: Spades 7-3-2. fearis AK-3-0-4. Diamonds A-K-J-B. Club 5, What dready said good-bye and hung
up... you do?
Answer Tomorrow
CROSSWORD
"Meet the Wizard of Oz!" ho smil- faid, presenting them to a
bald-headed his ing
man, also Knari went at once to sister Honid and told her wearing a swallow-tall coat and a high about Mr Merlin's invitation. matching trousers and "Of course we21 go" cried silk hat and
the Wizard Hanid, "Merlin probably meant that he has also invited some of Oz said to Knart and Hanid, of his magician friends. They're grimming with pleasure and not at all ashamed to admit that he was a humbug.
all going to do trialts("
A Very Small Door
A few moments inter Knart
"I'm a bumbag a, cane."
cd.
the forest," Mr Merlin explain. Kharf and Hauld were ring-
ing Mr Merlin's 'doorbell 'exclaimed Hanid. "1 MON!!! thought they pushed you in the "Just a lot of nonsense" he re- the hat back on peated, putting oven!”
his head again, She Fooled Them
The Sorcerer's Apprentice, uncomfortable, Looking
very "They did, my dear they glanced inside his big book, did!" the witch laughed. "But I multered some strange words fooled them. I crept out the and the next second frogs and other end. I was hardly scorched goldfish started raining down on a bly.
top of him. Everyone laughed, but the poor Sorcerer's Appren
I can't stop Itr Lice shouted:
had to
Mr Merlin and his friends now started doing their tricks..
"Y
The Wizard of Oz said: "This Help!" Mr Merlin
to come.
Is a lot of humbug and nonsense to his rescue and mutter some boy but you might like it." With other words and so stop tho
Dressed in Short Pants "Meet the Sorcerer's Appren and Hand were ringing Mr Merlin's doorbell. Mr Merlin's fleel" Mr Merlin now sald door was also chind the book- he presented them to a case, a very small door which about eleven or twelve years that he took off his hat, turned strange rain. The frogs and gold
bad
old. He was dressed in a pair of upside down and out dropped fish all vanished, "I hope my ever noticed. The door popped start pants with long stockings three, squealing pigs, a wolf, an master the Sorcerer never finds open by itself. Then they cr- and a woullen blouse and shoes elephant, a giraffe, and severed out about this, He'll be sw- tered and got into a balloon-like with silver buckles. He wore a bowing machines. They all fully mid," the poor apprentice elevatre close by, and after very flat cap on the back of his vanished in a puff of smoke the said.
Instant they hit the 1.1. str. retura in sron laughias pressing a button which read hand. The cap looked se
st you, (8)
Across
7. On neither side of the take
with a rut
11. Of course it happens. (8)
14. Nothing loaves the lounge with
A sudden thrust. (0)
13. Docapitated, coast, - (4)
18. Last word to the copper,
10. 1.0.0. make him
18. Only nait the diver
19. Lambe err hikers appear. (2)
21. fide in dreadful maíorup. (4)
22 Drill. (1
DO 23. The heart-wood of trees, (5)
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Rupert's Summer Adventure-30
Rupert is astonished at the calmness of the little Chinese girl. "But you don't under» stand, ho cries, Ther's been drogon underground, and · bo has led all the Bummer and some flower round here. of the trees." But. Tigerilly only,
tink." stie.soye," "A dragon, has `done this. But it is you'who not understand. Dragon frota <not tha.gamo as olber Bra. May- be it can be cured, Come, wo will go and all my Daddy. He velly claver.**,* and; she ̈y loads the conjurer's itupert. towards strange, hou ALL RIGHTS RESERVED---
ground.
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Never. Como. Back
The Witch said: "Eshaw! Watch this Then she jumped on the broomstick and disap- posred over the top of a Laraway mountain. She never came back, As for-Merlin, ho did the aimplest and strangest tricic of all. He took a cope out
of his
pocket, and, threw it up
hands flit
THIND: dying on your back, extend your arms forward with hands clasped. · Blao "to" 'a 'holf stling position": Return to lying down... position. :- Make, your muscles work for you.
Light, Weight, Accessories
To complement new outfits,
By GRACE THORNCLIFFE
BRINGING with them tho
air. It stayed up there the sho/look of balmy days are pretty
THen
accessories and clothes, comple climbed up to the top of the ments. Beige with a brown and velvet bow for decoration is the rope, higher and higher higher, unill: ho just melted out colour scheme for double at akut: boo, somewhere in the woven, cotton glovey.ef four-
Butt
button length. - A plastic fabric: the rope continued to that closest repembie bamboo
stand up. feat. Knant, and then Hanid siso climbed 15 tilghero chosen for a smart handbag ; and all of a for resort or tummer wear. It and higher sudden, bore they were, back comes in pastel tones, is wath- in their own room again. From able and la lined In a darker fur oft boy ficado 40 Wizard of shade of leather. Natural Oz, the Servérer's Apprentice,
the Witch and Mr Merin, all coloured Milan straw used for one of the most popular of Laighing. SNAP
But they couldn't hoorny at all hat shape, the shell,There
is a blite vėl,