EDITORS PRESS HUAYIGE,

"Corporal, are you quite sure we're hopelessly lost?"

BY • THE • WAY by Beachcomber

Two brothers, apparently by "A

accident, have

All Macaroon

THE CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY, JUNE 17, 1952.

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She married discovered lauchter,

• Smelling a #ecough." amusing rai, the Macaroon said, "And where have you been all this time" "In Nicaragua," replied the exito. "Have you brooktacted?" "No, but I answer. What was the breezy

a way of introducing a epice of varlely into the game of golf, They drove in turn, and each bail killed a seagull in fight.

It te unofelally reported that a third brother then drove and was heard to shout: "Cursol Misted " as the third reagull flew safely an

it

Way,

Diplomacy swings it

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your real name?" asked the Macaroon, with a friendly Bold the "Foulenough," sneer.

the "You may call me visitor. Faulenough of Foutenough."

Travellers' joy

Traveller: May Men Pontell and male chair of diplomata.

of lea tickets for a cup tluve dressed yachtsmen breaks when we get to Dijont

RX

Uniformed (mela): I'm afraid not, into "Lonesome Fer De Mean" at

Tickets for tea will be given out

Bealden, Mrs Posselt.. at Lyons. according to my notes, had a bottle of lemonade at Laroche-Migennes, and she is now only 22 1 444. in hand.

a Foreign Ofee reception, we shall know that Mr Mosia's unconven- ilonal methods are being tried in Bome of the older this country. Ambassadors will and it dificult to shout "Jivaroo!" and

lya, stickers" as they enter a ball-room, and to sway, velnd the microphone while they give out the words c

hut number, but it will no cadar to the young secratarics.

attaches

and

Another Traveller: Are we allowed to go out when we get to Lyons?

Omelat: There will be a conducied tour of one hour, as per schedule. Each member of the party will be His en 100 francs cut of his allowance for refreshment in the evening at of Foulenough the hotel, provided that such re- freshment Is consumed an tho premises, and

jo me until the will be returned change fell over

The Foulenough

THE Macaroon of Macaroon tot breakfast at Macaroon Castle, Macaroon. The buller announced next break for refreshment.

nearly visitor Mr Macaroon Tek, Tek Intrigued, 11e Macaroon said, "Show him in A red-faced individual in akilt entered the room cutidently.. "I could not," he said. "visit my

thr old country without greuling Chieftain of our clan. "How no you come to be a Macaroon?" in quired the Macaroon. "Through iny great-grandmother," was the "reply.

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rendering Technically, hay ponerally good, although occasional lp the raised foot in attitude to higher than the knee, tohite her

restricted

. the manege was third "fah-dive" went astray.

(Article on ballet.)

Opening lead-◆ K

By OSWALD JACOBY

THE

THE safety play is usually a way of losing a trick that nobody else

would dream of The opponents giving away. usually look at you pityingly and explain how any player in his right mind would have made one trick more than you did.

It's much more estisfactory when the safety play turns out to be necessary. Then the opponents glare at you and don't bother to give your lessons in the play of the cards. Today's hand,

WOMANSENSE

Divorcee In Name

n

Wise fashion

Jika models Ann South and Joan Hinch- cliffe take a break when and

and can,

use these upright rests during "It Btarted In Glming of Paradise, new film, Joan "Diverces," black wears the aco.

where they played recently by Generous George, had the opponents muttering unkind words for several

ninutes.

West opened the king of diamonds, and George won with While you think of George's, method of playing the hand, take a look at his way of bidding I also.

Bame players would have waxed South hand, oefent with the beginning with some such cue-bhid a twa dieinende. or two spades. This Rifal tel improve South's would contract, but 11 would give the op- ponenta chanco to and their beautiful sacrifice at seven clubs (which is down only two tricks).

2

George preferred to make a his bills in ono lump, thus making it dimcult for the enemy get together on a paying sacrifice.

After winning the first trick with Generous ace of diamonds, the George cashed the ace of spades and led a low spade. As he led the tow spade. George cleared his throat to make his customary little speech, but West glared Alan so fiercely that George deelded to keep quiet.

YOUR BIRTHDAY... By STELLA Nothing could

BORN

TUESDAY, JUNE 1779 m dan Tenggar

in

will

success comes, you are generous and willing to shore the laurels. When failure meets your efforts, however, you will shoulder all the blame.

Loday, you have that un- the type to inspire enthusian usual combination of seriousness others, it is likely that you contrasted with a sharp sense of never lack co-operation. But when humour. Thle is apt to make you a person of substantial and important Ambitions: but one who does not take the burdene of life too serious ly. You work hard when you work and set a lot done. Then you have time Jeft over to play 1 Direct. frank and outspoken in your like and like, you are not one to put yourselt, or condone on 4 show those who do.

Highly magnetle and aftructive; lo members of the opposite sex, it is many a likely that you will have romance before you settle down to one partner for itfe. But you have a deep love of home and family fe happy and will not be completely You have an interest in everything until you have a family group of new and like activity. You are your own upon which you can never happler than when engrossed lavish all your love and affection, in attempting the seemingly im- plosible. You are particularly good-store. for tomorrow... zaleci...your. an birthday star and read the corres- at making the blueprint for over-all plan. You do, however, ponding paragraph. Let your birth- dialiko, detal work. Since.you are day or be your daily guide.

To And what the slots have

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 18.

213- TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21)-

Push an objective to completion but se tretful and diplomatic measures when dealing with the opposition.

22-Juno GEMINI, (MKy Too much work and too itle play can make you dull and listless, Strike a balance for best results.

CANCER (June 22-July 23) Make yourself useful by helping i those who have been ill and cannot help, themselves.

LEO (July 24-Aug.. 23)-

If you are exceeding the budget you

ket up earlier, now" is a

10 make a new one.

good time

VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sep1. 23)-

Not too good a day to

experiment.

Etick to your regular routine for

the best results.

LMRA (Bapt.

Afternoon

24-Oct. 23J

well

hours could be spont in taking care of your per- nonal appearance. Improve it.

SCORPIO (OCL 24-Nov. 22)- Show your fullest appreciation of patron, musle and the arts. He a perhaps.

An

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22)- for self- important day improvement. Make catelul płana for a full schedule. Silck to them. CAPRICORN (Dec, 21-Jan. 20)- Don't let the comments of others sway your opinions or change your decistons, bet

AQUARIUS (Jan. 2-Feb. 19)- Alerines pays excellent dividends at the time. Take care of Your perronal appearance, too.

PISOCA (Feb. '· 20-hiur.

20)

A lecture may give facts Important

to work you are "doing,, Pay close silention to it.

ARIES)....... (Már.al-Apr.

20)

Be an organiser of outdoor sports for the Younger generation or, plan,

some neighbourhood festivity.

DUMB-BELLS

MY WIFE) IS NOT

WELL, SHE JUST HAD QUINSY!

07

GOSH! HOW MANY CHILDREN DO YOU

•HAVE NOW

INTELLIGENCE TESTE

BEFORE BREAKFAST

By T. O. HARI WILLIAM

and Waiter Wessel are both more or teva in twining. Their houso

· Of LWO ronds which

Every day, before bresk(BS), Wullah runes to the Thres Tuna (which is dus west of his movies' and bank again. He covers exactly one mie Walter egoles slong the road running worth as "Ihe so the Golden dren; dance by A jusd running straight to the Three funk, and no horse, "li the brothers stars out at the same time, they resah the Three Tuos stimulizanacsay. Valter ona tila -blogcio, can Dower 11 molies while W

running tour.

How far is the This Juns from the Golden "wan!

(Solution on Pags, 10)

CHESS PROBLEM

By A. W. DANIEL (BCF Tourney £5).. Black..7 pieces.

"White; a pieces White to play: mota in three,

Solution to yesterday's problem, v

1; Q-RI, any; 2, Q, R, RI (chi or dbị chì, qr P mates,

There was nothing the defenders could do to defeat the contract. stop George fram rulling his other low soade with dummy's nine of trumps, after which he could return to his own hand to draw the rest of the truniyx and coa the king of spades.

George would have lost the con- tract, of course, if he had inei to clear both of the top spades. West would ! the king of spades and return a trump. South would then have two losing spades and only one trump n dummy, he would have to love a second trick.

CARD Sendes

Q-The bidding has been: North

1 Spada

Hast P351

2.Spades Pass

youth

West

2 Clubs

You, South. hold: Sanden J-10-3. Hearts. 8-2-Diamonds 8-6-3, Clubs, A-K-Q-8-1. What do you sto?

A-Bid three spades. Your spades are ample support for a re-biddable sult, and you have a side dobleton which may contribuig some ruding Valde. It would be pleasant to have four trumpa, or to have a singleton Instead of a doubleton, but the hand a standa Is worth a second response,

TODAY'S QUESTION

The bidding 1 the same as in the question just answered. You, South, hold: Spades J-10-3-2. leart 0. Clubs A-K-Q-8-4. Diamonds 0-0-3. What do you do?

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Answer Tomorrow

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A

SAVOURY BAKED FISH

THIS SOUNDO RATHER GOOD

A

· PUT A NICE

wedding gown of faille, em- broffered with pearls. Ann's Sun exotically-inmed. "The

full-skirt- An Splendour," is a

ed day dress in grey Jacquard wool, with wide apron front mustard-yellow cortled

of

FILLET OF COO

OR FRESH HADDOCK

IN A CIREPROOF

DISH AND SPRINKLÈ IT. WITH SALT, PEPPER AND LEMON JUICE

Bilk. (Routerphoto).

NOW FRY COMS SLICED. ONIONS AND CHOPPED PARSUGY IN FAT OR

OIL

AND WHEN THEY'RE SOF -ADD SOME

·PEELED AND SLICEO TOMATOES

FRY A FEW

Page

A MENU TO TEMPT THE APPETITE

By IDA BAILEY ALLEN "SOMETIMES at this season people say they have appetite," observed the Chef, When this happens, Madame, should they be allowed to go without caling much food, or should they be urged to cut?"

"I don't recommend either

riched flour, 4 top. salt and 15 course, Cher. Good unlanced tsp. pepper. Then gradually meals are needed regularly, by sur, in 14 c. whole milk, and 1

·every 'nétive person, But they c. cooked diced celery. should not be urged to eat. In stead, the food should be made California Fronch Dressing w

And

tinned peas. Spoon into the gar and 7 thep, olive or mind crust-lined baking dish. Top all. Shake until well blended; with biscuita cut from the row then remove the garlic,

Brush with no maining pastry,

Honoy-Crumb Custard milk and bake 25 min. In a Melt 1 tbsp. bulter or margo- moderato oven, 375 FU dogerine and in it slow-brown 1 c. Celery Creacty Buato: Mell 2 soft enriched bread crumbs. thep, butter or margarino in Beat and

isp). nutme

saucepan. Stir in 21⁄2 tban, qn- c. honey, ches. Stir in

anlt and 21⁄2 6, inilk. Transfer to aqt, baking dish. Set in a pan, pour in hot water to the depth of an inch, and bake from 95-40 min. In a moderate oven; or untif the custard is firm in the centro on top, Serve Into a pt. jar put 1.tep. salt and brown the portions might be smaller dry mustard, 1⁄2 tsp. suger,

peeled section garlic, 4 tsp. warm or cold,

Trick of the Chof than usual. However, every tap, powdered ginger, 2 tbsp.

Add tsp. mace to lie fill- food necessary to provide u balanced diet should be includ. tomato sauce, 1/3 c. cider vine- ing for oyster pasty,

especially appet possible.

and as

fresh-looking na

ed in the smaller quantities,"

DINNER

Minestrone! Oyster Pusty Mixed Vegetables Tossed Salad: California Dressing Honey-Crab Custard Coffee Tea; -Milk

All Measurements Are Level Recipes, Serve Four

Oyster Pasty

A

"This consists of two parts: rich biscuit crust, and oysters in a celery cream sauce.

First make the pastry de usual. (The recipe has been given many times in fals column) Roll to 1⁄4 in, thickness

and line a q bale- ing dish, bringing it

up 'well over the edgos

Next, make the celery cream sauce (or, instead, use 2 un concentrated celery soup plus

Add pt. shucked c. milk). oysters, cut in halves, and i

POUR

MINUTES LONGER AND ADD A LITTLE WATER

THIS

OVER

-THE FIGH

ARRA

LEMON ON TOP

AND BAKE IN A MODERATE OVEN TILL THE FISH 18 DONE 3 HOUR

02,60...

BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE

The Smoke Man Comes Home

THE

-He's Glad to Be There, After All His Travels-

By MAX TRELL

THE Smoke Man rose slowly out of Father's pipe, un- legs winding his long spindly as he went up in the air, until finally the ends of his feet came he was the pipe and out of free.

louking at Smokey with admira- tion.

An Old-Fashioned Locomotiva

"I worked in the smokestack of a good old-fashioned locomo- then," how! And tive, that's Smokey continued. "I got tired of travelling over so much dry After floating around the cell land (and besides 1, couldn't get the ing for a while, looking down slyly to see if anything Interest--any rest on account of all

whistling and bell-clanging and ing was going on below, he at tooling), so I got myself puffed length settled down beside Knar! out of the locomotive · smoke-, and Hanid, the shadow-children atack

corner.

"Hi" he said.

He had a soft, smudgy volce. "Hi Smokey!" said Knert and

Hanid.

skid Hanid, "The

with the turned-about names, Then I floated around for who were sitting quietly in the awhile, looking about for some restful, peaceful job. By UKİ The by I found myself over Mississippl."

"Oh!" Mississippi

"Fine, big, brood, peaceful- A Roal Pleasure looking river," said Smokey. Just then an old Mississippi know," Smokey You

said,

side-paddler

chugging went crossing his knees about ten or slowly past. It had a tall fifteen times (30 that his legs, smokestack. So I dropped right as Hanid said to herself, "look into it, as snug as a bug in exactly like corkscrew") "you know it's a pleasure to carpet be able to spend a nice quiet. evening at home like this. Yes sir, it's a real pleasure!"

"Why, Smokey,"

Smokey anW a great many chimneys on his travels,

Teasing Founded On Feeling Of Superiority Or Jealousy

By GARRY CLEVELAND MYERS, Ph.D.

to gain a feeling of superiority.

WE ALL constantly Occasionally a younger child strive to feel worthwhile will tease an older one and get the older angry enough to hhrm and to cause others to think the teaser, so the latter can that we are. It may not be, tattle on the older and enjoy punished. Most of course, our conscious seeing Him

Human tatbling is a kind of teasing with purpose to do so. nature prompts us to seek a purpose (usually unconscious) self-importance unawares.

Though most parents expect One way we have, when we

the older child always to give up are not watching ourselves, of

to the younger, the younger often gaining feelings of self-

is the teaser or aggressor... Let's importance, is by annoying some protect the older child from the other person by teasing him. barbarism of the baby. Now at the moment :we tease c.another person, we consider him |,

Jess important than we are, or try to kid ourselves and others that he is; and the more he is annoyed or embarrassed as we

New Cues

lease him, the more signs thereby In Fashion

he gives us that he is inferior to

LIB.

Guise of Humour

Accordingly, the husband takes a "dirty dig" at his wife in the presence, of other wives, or husbands, doing so under the

Or guise of humour.

she, Instead, is the teaser, Next time you attend a small informal social gathering where there are numerous married couples, Just look for samples of thle phenomenon.

For the same reason a bachelor uncle, grandfather or an oc- casional father will tetke a young child just to see him get angry. The adult who finds better ways to feel important doesn't do this, but gains pleasure from watching the child develop as a happy person and contributes to this development,

Don't let your adult: relatives and friends · tense your child. Better to "break relations" than to permit such barbarity. - Teasing by Children

Also you

should prohibit excessive teasing by the child of another, it you can. But this is not easy. Punishment is only a You need temporary measure.

to work on the subtle cause of of the leasing some aspect jealousy, a feeling by the teaser

New wardrobe additions.

that he doesn't get as much at By GRACE THORNCLIFFE tention and approval; doesn't rate

as the The fabric shoe is doing better In the family group as well brother or sister ho teases; or

each year, available in mon

ns beautiful "Oh, sure, Smokey in his fears that he might lose the olenes as well

prints, and often teamed up terrupted, "But I'm interested favoured place he already has.

with a matching handbag, as is ehlmneys and smokestacks. in At New Orleans my Mississippi Usually the teaser is the the case here. Shantung is used, side-paddler stopped to get it eldest child or one next to the for the dress up pump and bag, self a

he gains a the colour scheme white with a new coat of paint. I baby. By teasing

New floated around

Orleans feeling of self-importance; and navy print pointed up with ac

the more the child who is teased cents of red. The bag is a double looking for

pirates."

and is lined in piratesi Did you find is annoyed, the greater, the satis handled

pouch faction the teaser gains. Even red. Creamy beige sheer crepe is asked Knart, Not a.one. There used to when punished for his teasing, the material of a cainty blouse evenings. for informal be pirates in New Orleans, but he may get Increased attention, Ideal I guess that was long, long which he may consider far bet-It has a scalloped neck and

Iter than little or none at all. Д few hours,

short sleeve fish, ngo. After "Okay, rug. Anyway, it was settled myself down in sug. So I travelled down the old restaurant where they Mississippi through Missouri, a barbeque fire and where they chickens. It was a one was just beginning "What

wonderful trip!! was 11

myself when cried Knarf enviously. instructive,"

"Rug," said Knari, -

had

sald Hanid Arkansas, Tennessee and Loui wero roasting smell, and

siana."

"Very

agreed

owner

the

to enjoy

restaurant

QOL

In a surprised volce, "wn opend all our evenings like this!"

"Don't you?" asked Knari.

ner began coughing. Smokey shook his head. He

much smoke in here!' he said. shook it a little too hard, and his Smokey, "I learned a lot. So he opened the window and neck started stretching across saw a great many chimneys and fanned me out. the room. He quickly yanked smokestacks that I had never nothing his neck back and stuffed it seen before. There's Into his shirt. "I hardly ever like travel to make you learn

about new things." stay home," he said. "Lost week . I travelled accoss the country to Indiana, Kansas' and: Oklahoma.".

"Say, how did you get to all those places Kharf exclaimed,

"But but didn't you see,

said. people?" "Handd

"And didn't you see cities and towns? Didn't you see muscums and statues and-"

Rupert's River Rescue-3

Mr Bear, looks on little anxiously. 44 Rupert sets "Don't go 100 far,” she says. Feeling quie warm in his oilskins he strides away and keeps a slurp... look out. "Diddy was right, he

he fraches some higher ground. and then stope in astonishment,' for' the valley below is sheet of water. Good gracious! The week's rain has brought the river. up "into", a flood1", lie --gasps, What a wonderful sight le lai

murmurs.There isn't anybody But I hope it's not going to come

els in sight." Leaving the road, any higher!?"

KALE UGHTS RESERVAD

hour

Fashion For A Premiere

*

Admiring

eyes watched

Simone Silva,

"I took a train beck up here

'ond

in just arrived again

half an Father's pipe about

But ngo.

I said before, I like it here. It's nico

French m and quiet and pleasant."

And Smokey, quite happy, star, as she ar- uncorkscrewed his lega and corkscrewed them up again the | rived at the other way.

RUPERT and the

WRONG PRESENTS

· Anti Haway and Sudity si buy gon' Jhula bend a poty zakourak deveing", sheet

There

$100

| Čad - Rom - Vic". Chen - Muning.” Baar.

Odeon, Marble

Arch, London,

for the pro

miere of "Cur-

lain Up", Black

Brussels over pink tulle excited

Ince

tho

“fans” güzing Kthrough the

window..

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