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THE CHINA MAIL, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 16, 1952.

BY THE WAY

by Beachcomber

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fortune tellers "Oh nothing Just

Marshal's baton" the other day 20 woman

"You never told me TWENTY said. " fancy they are not such NICOTINE TO CATS heroes among their own families." KILL TWENTY | SMOKE Summe

years ago there was CATS

ONE fortune teller al 2 fala in CIGAR County Galway A woman cp-

proached his tent, but found her ONE das ?

way barred by a magnificent man in resplendent robes covered with my- atic signs and wearing a gorgeous turbon She tried to push by, but the Junior sold "Burc, the great lord Abd. in consultation and roust not be disturbed" "Run along In there.

sald TWW.

the woman. and well the great lord Abdul his Les from Tur is here with the cake

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JACOBY ON BRIDGE

Good Bidding Can Win Many Hands

'Mother, he's so modest!” THE disance

Marshal's baton

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En club is probably due tu srait young fellow's desire to upresn

iri. Girls are growing rather tred of men who call themselves Major So-and-So

"Clawdę! What's that striking pat กา your pocket!!

strike there wall be a of mice The Itse Jads wilt Know

of being used in % weary

new chemical periments to est foods, and when that happens, how on earth will the acieritista know what is good for us human beings? I doubt even the mysteriorest devotees of sham food would occept, way, Ash made of sawdust unless i Jules first been roved that mice fed a name twice na healties: as before and kept their Agures. She was not impressed TTld ther! Le Papulatre. the

French Socialist paper, may have to close ¿wwn: One morning I was standing outside un hotel in Dijon, when down the street come a newa.

the name paper-seller shouting the

As he passed an old paper Woma

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TODAY'S QUESTION

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Anewer Tomorrow

CROSSWORD

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20. It uperfs the vine. (8)

21. It's a trap.. (3)

22. Redskin warrior, (5)

2. Drab sort of varalier. (4)

24. Low sort of voies. (9)

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CHESS PROBLEM

By F. ROUCH

Black, 14 pieces

White. & picees. What to play, mate in three.

Solution To yesterday's problem

J, K4, ang: 2, Q, R ích, or dis

chi, or Ki ich, or dis chi mates.

INTELLIGENCE TEST"

THESE COWMEN

B, T. O. MARE THESE

Kids

Duisance Demona

Their dreadful Little feads!

Dowшen are &

We've tried all we Nuow to civilise their back- ground I vain Lry. we mulet think up something better Thi

Passage includes KORKTAILS of the tities of thrée famous novela ell by the same author

What novels are they?

(Sphics on Page 101

Check Your

Knowledge

1 Name the author Madame Bovary."

2. Where is the town Fairhaven?

of

of

3. Give the source of the following quotation: A horse!

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Nov. 23-Dec 22 censummate those

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The past

WOMANSENSE

CURRIED MEAT

(WITH MILK.

WHY NOT CURRY THAT LEFT-OVER MEAT FOR A

CHANGE

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IN A

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Shoes, gloves and blouse.

By GRACE THORNCLIFFE

Household Hints

W

FAT FRY 2

OR 3 MEDIUM

SLICED

ONIONS

PUT ALL INTO A SAUCEPAN WITH?

Y2 AN, APPLE, PEELED AND

SUCED

A LITTLE SALT

AND JUST ENOUGH

MILK TO COVER

AND SIMMER

| VERY GENTLY

FOR 3 OR 4 HOURS, SERVE WITH BOILED RICE

Style Notes She Teaches

THE fabric

shoe is the big news, either in all material such

as flannel,

or combined with leather us the neat little shoe shown here The gray flannel is set off by a strap and bumper toe of black call. Another news nute is the shaggy texture which is nicely represented by these gloves of beige poodle cloth

with deeper beige palms of double woven cotton. Wool

jersey continues its triumph. The

navy blue wool jersey blouse has

a keyhole neckline into which

is tucked a detachable white pique collared bib.

Go Capricious

Children Games To Grown-ups

HERE is an Englishwoman

in Iraq with a queer job. She its teaching children games to grown-ups.

Miss Ruth Walder, general secretary of the Young Women's Christian Association, met her in Bagded during a lour she has just made of the Middle East.

Children in Iraq do not play games: they do not know any. So a

Bagdad Moslem college Press DAY. asked an Englishwoman on the

With Hats

Any four-in-haut tie is good for nine sonal! 141 Hip and

lming.

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If you crave b. is to make yon kook young, romantic sweetly mysterious. you find them. They are a blessing to the woman: with the long, thin face, just as are bangs oft the forehead to cut off portrait thes. If you don't care how

It

often pays to Wash

descends much ram

your upon proning bout CUVINS htt thatch when caught in a shower using then

a tabloid helmet Hut soupsulls wash you can wear away the

consists of nothing more starchy finish which that

than causes the cove: lo seureb readdy.

Rower and a wisp of even at a low iron tr

veiling. If you are the kind of woman who must twist and do turn a bol

that. every shape Toit isn't, you can do that, too

You can go completely capri-

run tmperature.

Don't crowd tex: much your reftigerator Br SUIT Leave spac

between foods that the cold can circulate

Katie.

BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE

Do You Know Who This Man Is?

-He Lives in a Glass House, and Grows Two Ways!—

By MAX TRELL MET a

fipher Cricket

very unions 14

Yazd Chus-

it.

Picase help me down,' he

uld,"

"And did you?" asked Harid. "I tried to said Christopher, to Kart but he slipped right through my Hd, the shadow-cladion with fagers He was like a Little tuned about names. dog of silver-coloured Mond was

UUTIOUS about He told me later he was made of quick-silver."

90

Kim was that he was short one minute and tall the next. He

told me he lived in a glass house He told me his name but I forget it. It was quite a long name.

"You say, Christopher," said Bharf, that he was short one minute and tall the hex:?"

Christopher Cricket nodded. Hunid said: "I've never heard uf anyone who was short one minute and tall the next. Chil- dren are short and they grow taller as they grow older."

"And candles," said Knarf, "are tall and grow shorter as they get older"

water.

"I hope," said Knurf, "that he didn't hurt himself when he fell."

He Went To Pieces "He didn't at all," said Chris- topher. "He broke into dozens of little pieces but they all came to- gether again, right in front of my

eyes.

10-27

"Christopher," said the voice, "I'm up here.”

staff of the local YWCA to teach

MISS RUTH WALDER Envited by Moslems.

their students some simple Eng- lish games.

The students, when they becue teachers, will pass the games on to parents, and they in turn will teach their children how to play.

Gentlemen first

Cheerful 44-year-old Miss Walder went to Beirut for an in- ternational YWCA conference of 40-odd nationalities. Official language was English. "We heard

American -English, Japanese-English, Dutch-English, Scandinavian-English and casionally just English,” Miss Walder.

case

[a4་

says

She visited

the camps near Beirut for Arab refugees from Palestine, saw there A curious of masculine privilege. When

milk supplied by the United Nations was distributed, three queues formed: one of men, who expected to be served first, another of women, a third of children-in which all the boys in front and the girls

were behind.

Bus across the desert

sometimes higher than that Then people look at me and say Beirut how hot it is because the

Miss Walder travelled from to Bagdad across the Its thermometer is up to a hundred desert in a luxurious bus. degrees!"

wheels flung up the sand s0

hot

от

for

I feel fine,' he told me, and It's wonderful to be able to get out of that long

tarrow use that I live in." glass house

asked Mr Thermometer,” said Christopher, "what he did by himself all day and all night "And so do pencils." said

up on the pillar of the porch,

"I wonder why he came out of high that it was impossible to Hanid. "But nobody gets "Why, Christopher," he replied, his class house?" Hanid said. sce through the windows. All shorter and taller from minute I tell folks whether the day is

"Oh, he told me," said Chris- the rest of her travels she did to minute."

hot or cold.'

topher. "He sald he was going by air. Late at Night

And how do you do that, Dar to visit the Clock

She is used This man did," said Chris Thermometer? I asked.

to flying, is an "'Clock,' he said, tells folks When it's a cold day,' he the time. topher. "Let me tell you how 1

I tell them whether expert glider pilot. But now she met him. I was late last night said, I stay quite short. But

Ands no time

this sport. cold. My cousin and I was sitting on the porch when the sun comes out and the Barometer is going to be there, Instead she sails, has a yacht at and someone suddenly called day gets warmer, I begin grow- too. He tells whether it's going Weymouth for holiday times. down to me. I looked around ing taller and taller.

to be a fair day or a rainy one. but I "couldn't see

"What makes anyone.

the

Thermo- There'll be 4. How many shillings are Christopher' said

some other visitors the voice meter-man

Hanld like us. da that?" there in an English pound?

Compass will be there. again, I'm up here-attached to asked.

So will Ruler and Yardstick.'"

bet it was a very interesting "Oh" exclaimed Hanid sud-

Ho Didn't Know

party," said Hanid. "that's where the thermo- Christopher Cricket shook his

wish

I could have gone," meter is!"

head. "I asked him that ques- seld Knart. Christopher's face lighted up. tion myself. He didn't seem to "I like Thermometer very

Thermometer! That's know either. He said

much," said Christopher Cricket. what he said his name was, were numbers written all along "In a way I envy him. I wish I Thermometer. He was the one the side of his glass house from could be short one minute, and who was calling down to

me top

10 bottom.

tall the next. But I don't think from the pillar on the porch. As On a cold winter's day, he 'd like to live in a narrow, glass Christopher said, said to me, I'm no bigger than house, No, all in all, I'm glad looked up," "I saw him crawling out through zero and sometimes under that. I'm a cricket, always the same the top of his glass tube, or But on a good hot summer day, size whether it's a hot day or a rather, glass house as he called I'm as all ot a hundred and cold one."

A horse my horse.

5. What English guards are the past. I looked up." nicknamed "Beef-eaters"?

noted

6. Name the most church in Great Britain.

(Answers un Page 101

BARBS

By HAL COCHRAN

HE good man who is hard

THE

to keep down at least has

lots of company. Look at the weeds in your garden!

When only 50 percent of the voters vote it leaves only 100 percent of the people to kick when something goes wrong.

If a sailor really has a girl

in every port, maybe that's

why he likes to spend most of

his time out at sea.

truck

A judge says... the driver could give : läs restent

us some good advice" about semiton or paterder's purple i Skrest | driving. And he doesi

Bogi A Califórnia man, of 78 mur- Lašelijakova zuzor nach unted 'n woman of 10. Bo, they Onally found my place to live,

denly,

there

Rupert and the Lion Rock-34%

At the Gray Hght of dawn Rupert on jop of a canvas bundle. Rupert' wakes to find that Rollo is éxamin», taker the papers, but before he can ing the box opens eally look at If there is a gap from enough."imursaura the boyati!! The Rollo," But this im's treasure only fastening, la noch pushed Look, there's nothing here but w through two Kaplan The lid heap of ordinary pebbles What). Crenka un ir „la' fited and inside can have happened 7 14 it the wrong -- they see 2 bhart of thick paper lying: Bồn 727-9k

"ALL"BISITA SETIATED"

RUPERT and the

WRONG PRESENTS

Asky and Deadly to: hely you this (“ bish'al poly" erlöwend devstage, thent

-[London Express Scrpicej

Short curls and

soft waves

TOW will

HOW women be

wearing their hair in

1952?

London HAIR-

Many DRESSERS

still favour the Bouffant style, with the centre parting, and puffed over the ears.

But the Hairdressere Journal says that THE style will be dressed forward with short curls and soft waves.

*

THEY FORECAST a re- turn of THE FEATHERED

HALF FRINGE," and saX-

"Hair will still be shant,

In led, in America women are having their hair cut ognini,

"The head will look small, and hair will be about fins. long on top 2% in at the sides, and about dias, long at the nape of the neck.

AMI AND PLATINUM blondes will be fashionabis, The other new colour is BLACK TULIP, which is Fa sleek blue-black.

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