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THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 15, 1951.
TODAY'S PRIZE FEATURE YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO MISS THIS GRAND TALE
Dancing Da Christmas
Introducing DANCING DAN, a man who leads a double life, for "when he is not dancing he is carry- ing on in a most illegal manner at
thing and another," but "al- ways seems to be getting il Kreat hell of life," and
one
GAMMER O'NEILL, “an old doll going on ninety- who "always be- odd," lieves Santa Claus will come along some Christ- mas and fill the stocking full of beautiful gifts."
By The One And Only Broadway Historian
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washing we are undressing
hi of the grandmamine live all alone
this Hat over in West Forv-nindle who always the pastes, and one thing and Santa Claus uniform.
Well, I wish to say I see many Street, and" he suve, "at sock an wold be is another
is about nine-thirty Santa Claus in my time, but I hour as this Miss Muriel O'Neil Dancing! Well. great hand when Ooky rome- in, and his never see a better-looking Santos bound to be working, and the Dan, es chances are Gummer O'Neill is and about puppies are acting, and he is all Cluus than Dancing
gcis the generally
wig sound asleep, and we will just rom pecially aller he labs and pe ered
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whiskers fixeu just hop over there and Santa Claus wi in and there with his sign, for any righs, and
Claus for that Good Time Charley happens beautifui gets time a guy is San a SUCHES
Well, I say. I do not see where ading any ling ele, although Moe Lewinsky he must earn his to have around the joint for the
In 1 hear rumours that when he dough
Ooky is so ca to sleep on down his pairs we are going to get any beautiful not dancing he is carrying on fa qued, and puppies hur to give Dancing Dan a nice fat fts at this time of night, what a most diegal manner at one hum sa nach the Dancing Dan sach such as Santa Claus with all the stores being closed
unless we dash into an all-night another But, of and Ca Time Charley and I bound to have.
In fact, afler
store and buy a few bottles Dancing Dan always hear all feri very sorry for him, and 121487 Vou can
few mugs looks at himself
mirror of perfume and a bum toilet sei ngues on this town about any vite han to have a
do when hey lovely and personally 1 am rate of hot Tom and Jerry, with us, while he is greatly pleased with as guys always
about their ever-loving ful of Dancing Dan as he and wish hun plenty of Merry his arance while Good Time forget
Charley practically hysterical, wives until after store hours no with ugh personally I am com- Christmas Eve, but Dancing Dan resent Charley's in- says never mind about this, bu
and let us have a few more Tom and Santa
Claus Chris mas generally, as he by no Jerrys firs'. mans har any claim on thes›
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into the canor, we do not heuves
and Bratis Sack stuffed with ex
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ar. some dumps most of the excelsing out this buck and if I duckings hung up
somewhere Dr Ooky' Santa Claus sack, and Ana Santa Claus is not ap. because then.
Good says, "you pu's the bundle in and such a guy as will shore ran ga around and stuff things Time Charley Burns mul all the
fnet it is the 1 always question br judgment mus prod
so much wuk Mis: potiore before daneig Evening Christmas, and 1 am in Good Murni O'Neil Time Charley Bernstein's H M Nigh little speakeasy in West Forty-seventh Street, wish-
ing Charley a Merry Christ.
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X I alway. beb but one, and leaves bear this is the main idea of pestle of Scotch on the table in Weil, we forget Ooky and le "I do not suppose
San a Claus. But." Charley says, front of Ocky for a Christmas Mumel ONeil is 22 doll
anybody in gift, and away we go. him sleep and go on with our this section has who is very well thought of
Heine Schmitz, and Heine hut Tom and Jerry, and in the
hung by me and all in this country to
such a guy as mentine we try is think us a Schmitz is not
to " fow
appropriate sanga elebrate Churtmas with, and in will take kumliy
Chris max. and Dancing Dan
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any stockings Personally. I egret very much have." he leaving the h. Tom and Jens up, or if they
also "the chances are they are but then NO full
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Well, I am pourting out tha!
we stop in a we have no reindeer, and that a Charley but that Santa Claus is bound to kok couple of goo's and have a few
terrible cap if he goes druks to Santa Clauss health. around without any trindeer, but and these visi's are a big success, 15 much everybody Charley's remarks rem to give although Dancing Den an idea for all of surprised to see Charley and me
San'a a rudden he speaks as follows: with
Claus. especially Charley, al hough nobody re-
cognises Dancing Dan
But of course there are no ho Tom and Jerrys in hese spair 66JHY," Dancing Dan says, " we visit, and we have to drink 19 ол hand, and
"Wine where a stocking is whateve
hung up. It is hung up at Miss personally I will always believe Muriel O'Neill's flat over here in that the noggin I have on me West Forty-ninth Street. This af erwards remes of mixing the! stocking is hung up by nobody drinks we get in these spute but a party by the name of with my Tom and Jerry. Gammer O'Neill, who is Miss As we
kip Broadway, Muriel O'Neill's grandmamma." headed to Forty-nin h Street. Dancing Dan
says. "Gammer Charley and I see many citizens O'Neill is going on ninety-odd,” we know and gave them a large he says, and Miss Muriel tells hello, and wish them
Merry
me she cannot hold out much Christmas, and rome of these longer what with one thing and ci izens shake hands with San'a ane her, including being a little Claus, not knowing he is nobony "Hither, page-see if yonder
childish in spots.
but Dancing Dan, although la beasant can wangle a little I
"Now," Dancing Dan says, "I I understand there is some gossip fuel for us off permit,"
remember Miss Muriel O'Neill is among these citizens because they telling me just the other might claim a Santa Claus with such a +++*++++ how Gammer O'Neill hangs up breath on him. 27 our Santo Claws
her socking ofi Christmas Eve has is a little out of line. "Will you
he says, " Love Me in all her Nie, and,"
Miss Muric! Tom and Jerry maker steps up to the Pau alongside of Deecmber--As you Do in May?" judge from what
think O'Neill says that the old doll enetianis good wages and many Charley and use and wish is But personally I always
know what we are thinking.
Good Tune Charley Bernstein L always believes Banta Claus will
ND once we come along some Chris mas and
are somewhat le out of line trying to enario Good Time
embarrassed when a lot of sing a hymn in Jewish on such fill the stocking full of beauti- Cha, wy and 1 are not using rum
ful gitis. But Dating Dan little kids going home with their in the Tum and Jerry we are
says, "Miss Muriel O'Neill tells paremis from a. Christmas making, te we do not wish o du NATURALLY we start boosting tween us.
ine San a Claus urver does this, party somewhere gather abou wny big legal.
Cle with shouts and he says While we are singing many al hough Miss Muriel O'Neill Santa will take crack at it customers come to the door and personally always takes a few childish glee, some of ther
and after us,
and then one knock,
they read gifts home and pops them into wish to climb up Santa Claus' with
Naturally. Gammer Jes.
Santa Claus Dancing Dan says
he Charley's sign and this seems to the stocking to make
gets a
a little peevish, and calls and cause some untest among them, O'Neni feel better. will have another crack, and Merry Christmas to us with it, and some of them stand ou
them a few names, and one the parents comes up and wishes anybody side saying it is a great outrage,
to know wha: is the idea of knows it is a couple of hours until Charley sticks his nogg
Santa Claus using such language, threatens The preservation for the rye later and we are still having out the door and
gifts at the parent, all of which is no because doubt most astonishing. to the very ittle kids who have an idea of
also
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hot Tom
using rye whisky that Good Dancing Dan
What we are
be a doctor's
Time Charley gets on a prescription from a
a drug store,
drinking crack
as we are personally
this hot Tom and Jerry
naturally We are no. foolish
and Jerry
enough to use any of Good Time and the first thing Charley's own 1ye in it.
whisky comes from old Dor cracks & the hot Tom and Jerry bust somebody's becier if they "DUT, of course." Dancing and Santa Claus takes a punch
take
Dan says, "these Moggs who prescribes it for good with Dancing Dan, and Dan do not go on about their business
nothing pre
much Time Charley's rheumatism
he never drinks anything so and stop disturbing peaceful
Miss Muriel O'Neill is ellizens. case Charley happens
poor, to get soothing in his life.
and proud, and Naturally the customers go good,
and will not any rheumatism, as Doc Moggs In fact, Dancing Dan says he says there is nothing better for will recommend Tom and Jerry away, as they do not wish their a dime off anybody and I can rheumatism than rye whisky, es to everybody he knows, only he beezers bus ed, and Dancing Dal lick the guy who says she will,
good and Charley and I continue although," Dancing Dan
gays pecially it is made up in a hot does not know anybody
Tom and Tom and Jerry. In fact, old Doe enough for
Jerry, drinking our hot Tom and Jerry, "between me and Heine Schmitz except
Miss Moggs comes around and has n
maybe
Muriel and with each Tom and Jerry and a raft of other guys I can. few siedeln of hat
another a mention, O'Neill, and she does not drink we are wishing one Tom and
Miss Muriel Jerry
own anything with drugstore rye in very Merry Christmas, and some can take plenty," his rheumatism.
it.
times a very Happy New Year, Well, I know what Dancing. Well, several times while we although of course this does not Dan sa.cs about Miss Murie are drinking his Tom and Jerry, go for Good Time Charley O'Neill is quite true, and in fact citstorters come to the door of yet, because Charley has his Now Chorley's litle Year separate from Dancing
with us for
Good Time E comes around during the speakeasy and knock, but by Dan and me. Hafternoon, for Good Time now Charley is commencing to
Charley and art making this be afraid they will wish Tom Tom and Jerry early
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O'Neill
it is a
matter that is often dis- cussed on Broadway, because
·Miss Murtól O'Neill cannot get more than twenty heb her woek working in the Hall Moon, and in the and Jerry too, and he does not
It is well known to one and hil day, 3 us to be sure to have feel we will have enough for enough to las us over Christmas,
hangs out a Y and by we jake to waking that this is no kind of dough for Misa which says, "Closed
Ocky up in le Santa Cmus u doll a beautiful o'clock and our holiday spirit is Account of Christinas," and the outfit and offering him more hot Muriel O'Neill." practically 100 percent.
and 1s now along towards six ses, so he
Well, es
and
Good Time Charley by the name drum, only
"Now," Dancing Dan goes on, only one he will let in is a guy Tom Merry Christmas, but Ooky "it stems that while Gaminor
and Jerry, and wishing who is LA aro expressing our holiday nothing but an old
gots sore and calls is O'Neill is very happy to go! sentiments to each other over and who la going
all names, so we can too he does wha ever she nods in her soci our hat Tom And Jera doem uindi carrying a sign advertising in him, and let him alone until does not understand why Bant And T week dressed like Santa Claus not have the right holiday spirit ing in Christmas moriling, sha nm lying to think timas de Lewinsky's clothing Dancing Dan wishes to see low he says "Miss Muriel O'Neill
along about midnight when Claus is not more liberal, und”
about the night before. and all through the house, which around in Sixth Avenue.
she, only Gammer
I know will Interest Charley no Coky is still wearing his Santa he looks na Santa Claus. day it lo me that lule, all of a sudden there Claus outfit when Charley lets So Good Time Charley and Wishes Mio can glwy big cock at the front door, aid him in, and the reason Charley I help Dancing Dan pull of O'Neill ons real bis Christnos
a character when Charley opens the door who permi's such
na Önky's duilt and put it on Dai,
work
for has this santa claus onno, du
package under one arm bui á dóma, the partot
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