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"Closing The Ring"- Chapter 21
A CONVERSATION WITH STALIN
T
and
HE formal
con-
Cat By WINSTON CHURCHILL
ferences Teheran] were in- terspersed
with
by
reamament, by
and possessed of a fanter sense of value than the President,
When Stalin proposed as an alternative that there should be Europe and When he asked one committee for WHEN MAX BYGRAVES, what may be thought to be for at least 50 years by German under orders. The union, Unled Auto 28-year-old ex-R.A.F. comedian
preventing German prisoners who came from another for the Far East-the consist of even more important talks disarmament, Workers, has
supervision of the labouring classes (such is the European committee to 10 t from Finchley, steps on Palace between Roosevelt, Stalin, German factories, by forbidding record, but he probably meant Britain, Russia, the United States, that the men and women have famous stage
one other
European continued to live in the style to Thea re in New York he is on and myself at luncheons all aviation, Bad by territorial "Communist party") why they and possibly
replied nation-he President replied that the bill with Judy Garland-he
there changes of dinners. Here
a far reaching fought for Hitler they
this was somewhat similar to my lest the putting to the
were carrying out character. It all comes back to that they will be
the question whether Grea' orders. He shot such prisoners. idea of regional commitees, one could not be said and re- Britain, the United States, and
for Europe, one for the Far East. were very few things that And Costello, and Jack Benny,
and one for the Americas. ceived in good humour. On the US.S.R keep a close The Polish cu's and shoeshines for the men,
for babysitters
the For they free
femcus are among and
and supervise Ger- Sunday night, Nov. 28, the friendship (after all somebody has American performers who al! WOMETI
We ought not be afraid to give lok after Buster while told him, after watching him in President was our host for many in their mutual interes: question
up and action in London, hat he would dinner. We were a party of down on That little old picket be a "smash hit in America. 10 or 11, including the in- danger.
23:
pro:
Hre).
mom's tramping
And, of curse, mom docs no have much chance to cook meais, so the union leeds everyone--
"het dogs," bce! hamburgers,
£.an screens
Keep them happy while they
Why, yes-TV ere caling?
brings them baseball games from the Eas
c
the
When they get tired of th there are all those lovely shiny juke boxes, "dealer donated
Lil billy
wang Qu favouri's
the
conversa-
Max plans to "give the Palace terpreters, and
became general audience straight British tion soon
my net."
and serious.
the screed row.
"I kept an eye ca them and they practically fell into the aisl:. A good cmen,"
orders as soon
can
as we see any
He does not seem to have made it clear that I also contemplated
а
Supreme United Nations SUGGESTED that we should Council, of which the three re- discuss the Polish question. gional committees would be the He agreed and invited me to
components. As I was not in- was control after the begin. I said that we had de formed till much later of what
Stalin, "but it clared war on account of Poland.
had taken place I was not able Poland was therefore important to correct this erroneoua to us. Nothing was more im- presenta lon.
"There last war." said failed."
Bavaria,
this.
After this war
about
Stalingrad
de- The large
He is very creouraged because After dinner on this first even-
"We were inexperienced then," por ant than the security of the when WC were strolling stew, bears in 1cmato sauce, and at his final Palladium performing 109 f pancakes.
unce he spotted Ave G.Ls sitting about the room, 1 led Salin repiled. "The last war was not Russian western frontier. But
extent a national had given no pledges about fron- a'sofa and suggested that we talk to the same
liers. I wanted heart-to-heart sword itle on what was to hap- war, and Russia was not a party talks with the Russians for pen after the war was won, He at the Peace Conference. Il will asscnted with good-humour, and be different this time."
BEFORE our second plenary Eden joined us.
session began at four o'clock we sat down.
I had a feeling that Prussia
in Europe, 1 prosen'ed, by the King's co- in 1944. the mand, the the Marshal should be isolated and reduced, which might end
Sword "Let us," said
of Honour the Max will join Judy in
the worst that that
be over which and Sovie Union would
His Majesty Austria,
had had "A Bromo dance.
Couple of "first consider
and Russia Swalis," from "Easte: Parade." night happen." He thought tha Hungary might form a broad, whelmingly strong
10 commemorate the glorious Germany had every possibility of peaceful, unaggressive confetera would have a great responsibility specially designed and wrough recovering from this war, and tion. I thought Prussia should in any decision she look with re- fence of Stalingrad.
Poland. Personally I might start on a new one within be dealt with more sternly than gard to
outer ball was filed with Russian the Reich, thought Poland might move west officers and soldiers. He the other parts of comparatively short time. HARVARD UNDERGRADS feared the revival of German which might thus be influenced wards, like soldiers taking two If Poland nationalisin. After Versailles against throwing
When, after a few sentences of in heir lot s'eps "left close." are pelikoning the universi'y au-
I handed the with her. It must be remembered trod on some German toes that explanation, cites to be allowed to en'er- peace had seemed assured. but
Marshal recovered very that those ware war time moods. Could not be helped, but there splendid weapon 10 tab girls
rooms und Germany had in their
must be a strong Poland. Poland Salin he raised it in a most im- 11 p.m. at week-ends.
quickly.
"All very good. but insul. was on instrument needed in the pressive gesture to his lips and ficient," was S.alin'e comment, orches re of Europe.
kissed the blade. He then hand- to Varoshilov, who dropped ed it Polish people it. It was carried from the room
and their in great solemnity, escorted by
Said a union official happily: "The dema ins are coming Jus: Ang "
ORDER
11
INDIANA has 8 State law
can be which seyS no women served a drink while standing at
he bar.
They did not suit 30-year-old Mis da S'evens. She got her drink at a bar in South Bend- at the point of a gun.
PETITION
Oherwise, they complain, they will become "frustrated and will not grow up to be the real man which Harvard is supposed tum cu
0
And they point out that the evening ban is silly because they
We must therefore establish a strong body to prevent Germany aarting a new war. He was con- vinced that she would recover. When I asked "How soon?" he replied. "Within 15 to 20 years."
Restraints
Mrs Stevens has since gone to are allowed to entertain girls 19| Germany
guo. for 30 days. But barman Morris McFarland says that in
the afternoon.
the excitement he forgot to col- SHOW BUSINESS lect for the price of the drink. GOING DOWN
Re
to take
floors
COMEDIANS at the Waldorf do a skit entitled "Gertrude Lawrence of Arabia."
:0
on
SAID that the world must be made safe for at least 50 years. If it was only for 15 to 20 years have betrayed then we should our soldiers.
Stalin thought we should con-
able people,
Not against toilers
would
Stalin said the
had
their culture
language. which must exist. a Russian guard of honour. They could not be extirpated.
As the procession moved away
DUSSIA, I continued, A have
hcr Army.
"Are we to try," I asked, "o I saw the President sitting at the Great
side of the room, obviously Britain and the United draw frontier lines?"*
We s'irred by the ceremony. Navies their
then moved to the conference
States
carry out our trusteeship.
"There is more," I went on. "than merely keeping the peace.
"Yes."
Brooke] said that they
and Air Forces. In addition, all three Powers would have their other
"I have no power from Parli- chamber and took our seats again has the at the round table, this time with resources. All would be strongly ment, nor. I believe. armed, and must not assume any Presiden, to define any frontier all the Chiefs of Staff, who were obligation to disarm. "We are lines. But we might now, in now to report the result of their the frustees for the peace of the Teheran, see if the three heads of morning's labours. world. If we fall there will be Governmen's, working in agree.
The CJ.G.S. (Gen. Sir Alan of ment, could form some sort, of perhaps a hundred years
had GARAGES in the big cities
After six elaborate affairs with lifts
years France finally sider restraints on Germany's chaos. If we are strong we can policy which we could recom-
the manufacturing awi "ding
capacity. The
mend to the Poles and advise surveyed various operations, and to upper got around patrons' cars
they realised that unless some- Legion of Honour to Marlene Germans were atı
them to accept."
thing was done in the Mediter- De rich for "amusing French very industrious and resourceful,
between now and the We agroed
fthe medal-and a warm embrace...:
replied that there would have
be
Polish 1844 cross-Channel operation] without I do not would
be able to I would forbid them all aviation, want to enforce any system on participation, I said "Yes," and the Germans would Ted Shapiro, pianist to "Last civil and military, and I would other nations. 1 ask for freedom that when this was all informally transfer troops from Italy to between ourselves we Russia or Northern France, Portal of the Red Hot Mommes" Sophie forbid the General Staff system, and for the right of all nations agreed Tucker (who opens again on
to develop as they like. We could go to the Poles later, Mr. Chief of the Air Staff] had re- "Would you," asked Stalin, three must remain
that he viewed our bombing offensive Broadway next week), is now so
friends in Eden here remarked of forbid the existence 20,000 rich that his friends contend that "also
order to ensure happy homes in had been much struck by Stalin's and Marshall the United States and he has a bank vault with another watchmakers?
fumiture all countries."
statement that afternoon that the build-up in Britain, factories for making paris of
Poles could go as far west as the vault inside it
shells?
to
the ranean look at
Bu 73 men playing in a huge troops in the war." She got the and they would recover quick The three Powers should guide problem, Stalin asked whether it launching of "Overlord"
dise game ca the fourth floor of a N: York garage goi
to be certain measures of control. the future of the world. a sur- from Ambassador Henri Bonnet.
p.se when the lift doors opened and four Black Marias, crammed with police, rolled out.
Brides the 73 players, the police drove eft with collars in stake 3.
TITLE
IN DETROIT
The Germans produced Salin asked again what was Oder. He saw hope in that and The Supreme toy rifles which were used for to happen to Germany. teaching hundreds of thousands
Rosalind Russell is doing risky thing. She is appearing on have TV in "Never Wave at a Wac," of men how to shoot." they dreamed up a now le for a and she and her husband, pro- comely young woman.
ducer Fred Brisson, plan to use Miss Gaylia Davis, a 17-year- the script for a flim to be releas- cid brunette, has become "Miss ed next year. The polat is: Will Sewer Cleaner of 1951"
the TV hurt the Alm?
I replied that I was not against
we
Commander
NEN. Marshall said that
Ing Whe Western Allies
was much encouraged.
whether Stalin asked the tollers in Germany, but only thought he was going to swallow the problem confront- "Nothing." I said, "is final. against the leaders and against Poland up. Eden said he did
rolls The world
on. We dangerous combinations. He said not know how much the Russians Europe was not one of have now learnt something. Our that there were many toilers in were going to eat.
How much In duty is to make the world
safe the German divisions who fought would they leave undigested? troops or material, but of shipe and landing-craft and getting Stalin said the Russians did not and want anything belonging to other fighter airfields close enough to people, although they might have the scene of operations. Landing- craft were particularly short, and a bite at Germany.
the most vital need, was for the Eden said that what Poland L.S.Ts, which carried 40 tanks lost in the cast she might gain in apiece. the west. Stalin replied that possibly she might, but he did not been accelerated both in
The building programme had
Sitting on
CCORDING to a report from Cairo, Egyptian
editors are indignant
because British newspapers have been cruel to their King Farouk,
Fence....by
I don't know if I am included NATHANIEL GUBBINS
in this censure, but, if so, may 1 say at once that I am only being cruel be kind?
Before Dr Gubbins had finished with him, Farouk wouldn't even
the
him
know. I then demonstra'ed
the
But if you still want to hit with the help of three matches United Kingdom and in the
idea of Poland moving remember my you can also that, like the hangman, he is a westwards. This pleased Stalin, first, to increase the scale of the and en this note our group parted for the moment.
volunteer.
IN
Peace dolls
America they are making Negro dolls to combat racial prejudice among small children Holel proprietors would be in
As we are all children at heart the same difficulty and would it might be a good idea to break Perhaps people thought I was
charge you down a lot of other prejudices being cruel when I pointed out believe he was King of Egypt, find an excuse to
twice as much for everything, that way. that as Eva Peron
might prove an was giving which
particularly thosc who don't herself medals for not doing solution 10 difficulties in the serve butter or bacon. something she was probably Middle East. going round the bend.
Nobody took any notice of
any kindly warning, but since
then she has been in the care
Lay off
easy
The postwar world
United States, with two objects:
initial assault for "Overlord " and, secondly, to enable us to undertake the operations which we thought right in the Mediter
ranean.
crucial
Salia then put the cruci question, "Weto will com-
THE morning of Nov, 29 was mand 'Overlord?" The President ocupled by the conference of replied that this had not yet been the British, Soviet, and Ameri- decided. Stalin sald bluntly that would came to can milltary éhlets. As I knew the operation (bat Stalin and Roosevelt had naught unless one man already had a private conversa placed in charge of all the pre- Perhaps it's too late now but tion, and were of course staying paration for it. Roosevelt ex- If every Conservative candidate in the same building, I suggested plained that this had already
1
was
If you are an ordinary citizen, had been given a doll, dressed that the President and I might been done. Gen. Morgan, & in cap and muffler, which lunch togather before the second British officer, had been given n not forced to
pay taxes, you squeaked "Good old free enter plenary meeting that afternoon, combined Anglo-American staff might spend your money on
and bad been planning the opera- things you need, cause Inflation rise and every Socialist can-
had been given a doll, Roosevelt, however, declined, cion for some considerable time. of several doctors, Hysteria IF you think I was glad to and ruin the country.
dressed in top hot and spats, and sent Harriman to me to ex- and depression have been read that Mr Bloodsucker, y
which squeaked "Nationalise plain that he did not want Stalin Everything, In fact, had already the income tax collector, has beca If you are an ordinary, but everything" a lot of bitterness to know that he and I were been decided, except the name of assaulted, by angry taxpayers toothless citizen, there would he might have disappeared from meeting privately, 1 was the Supreme Commander... Stalin It won't be long before some you are wrong.
no money to pay for the health the hurtings. body describes the poor girl as
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surprised at this, for 1 thought declared it essential that a men
the
In fact the candidates might we all three should treat each should be appointed at once to be
responsible not only for have grown to admire each other other with equal confidence. so much that they would have The President after luncheon planning, but also for the execu- Kon. Otherwise, although Gen. made speeches asking the electors had a further interview with
Morgan might say that every- These remarks also apply to to vote for their opponents. Stalin and Molotov, at which thing was ready, the Supreme many important matters were Commander, when appointed, Those who ara. thinking of women with Imaginary head- "Now we have Farouk bellev socking or strangling any of Mr aches who would have to buy
discussed, including particularly- ing he is the King of Sudan..
and wish 10 alter everything. Bloodsucker's collongues should their own aspirin, and fat women Whether the Egyptian editors remember that they are noting who would have to buy the Russian relations would be im- This should be carried out by the
I don't know it American-Mr Roosevelt's plan for the might have very different dens government of the postwar world.
the appoint- like it or not I am going to on
I suggested that the the own slimming pills. ⠀ Instructions
rom warn them here and now that the Treasury, who
proved by sending a Truman doll Four Policemen, namely the ment of a Supreme Commander presumably oct
to Stalin or a Stalin doll to U.S.J.R, the madhouses of the world are fuil on instructions
Even worse, if you are a from the
USSR, the United States, was more appropriate for dise Truman. of people who think they are Chancellor of the Exchequer. Sa member of that fine old rep
Great Britain, and China. cussion by the three treads of kings of something or other.
pa Governments than in si sothswhat If you want to strangle some giment, The Fireside Fuellers. I am not sure if good results
Stalin dhi not naact favourably In every male word in every body pick the
by giving Elgit
you wouldn't be able to go to would be obtained
the Soviet Goveründen ” laid no, looney bir there is a Napoleon.
war with anybody because there Morrison a Mossadeg doll and to fals. He said the Four Police age conference 52n la t
man would not be welcomed by In most there in at least one Bär Bloodsucker le also one of would be no money for anime Morader a, Morrison doll.
ment. They merely wate Emperor of Russla, a couple of our greatest public. benefacture. mena.
I am oven uncertain I Nyo the small nations of Europe. He claim to voles in sta spport-
who it would King of France, and usually if you don't believe me, lag So next time you want to hit Winston Churchill doll.
Havan would
how did not bellers that China would row appreciate
be very powerful when the war King of Chind. Ver
that Mr B. bos gone on strike,
ind Before the King or Bidan money would then be that but for him our wonderful than if you
Mr Bloodsucker camembert What I am certain about is ended,
He would resent (World Cobyrint Jain o her royal, pormonsgun di A4
Winston Salem A Cairo, mulhouse would the collected to pay food mubadiles civilisation would collages, and Churchill a Nye Bevat doll all vine China a enforcement derso Egypiles Goverymen are for millionaires would have to pay medand, that he be no more, halls would be let foot city for tycmirival. In this lawamage, sirially
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