THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 1951;

epimdi mw JOHNNY RUSKY

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IN GERMANY BLACKMAIL

By WILLIAM HAMSHER

Berlin. harrack square," afid, doing JOHNNY RUSKY the weapon training

12,30: The main meat. Typical

typical Soviet soldier menu: Cabbage soup with pork

in Bt. The helpings are big, ve

of occupation in Germany, is young, freckle-faced and tough.

Dinner over, avery man bunks down for a rityp) Hajia închis pag fect at three,

killed

the great Castlereagh

6th at the out, zone, you again of fire pitical A

In all east,

veterans who fought their way to Berlin at the end of the war. They have mostly been replaced by 19-year-old conscripts,

The turnover is swift. Ar

rivals now will be in time for the last phase of the autumn manoeuvres, taking place-to name one area-way up in the

Heath, Letzlinge

north at Mogdeburg.

After manoeuvres In about four weeks, the tena will be

folded, and. It will then be winter barracks for all

Then the programme. for Johnny Rusky, will be

hay, the sergeant makes

- no

Now comes the

rock-room talk this is "secing

--BOOK just publish- one of the greatest, this easy

years of peace Into the Duke tiimself, 11 sp ed clears up one of country has ever had. Europe. He played a leading Fire, Castlereagh | Unburdened the mysteries of But his tragic end and part in the settlement time for her?

whom ha British politics. Why its causes have always been Vienna in 1815,"

The turned out to beli

be a Pope." The phrase is a hang- did the British Foreign something of a mystery.

youth dressed in female attire. over from Czarist days, when Minister, the Marquess of By birth an Ulsterman In the hope of preserving At the same, moment, the doors the chaplain was known as Londonderry, known to his anil by political conviction a that pence, the British" of the room were forced open "Pope." The political offer has tory by his courtesy title of Tory of the school of the Foreign Secretary was accused him of beme about to and two men darhed, in orid Ken place... Tea is at 8.90.

Lord Castlereagh, commit younger Pitt, Castlereagh foremost advocate of the commit a crime from which suicide on the eve of setting was born in 1769, the same principle of diplomacy by Nalune shrinks in, horror, 4(6) out for the Continent to at year as two of movies tenda ference?

taken his

And after that? Dates with frauleins Strolls through the village with a quiet glass of beer at the local? Not in this occu- pation.-

The evening atmosphere őt a

Soviet Army barracks in der many is like a school at prep.

Homework subjects The life of Stalin, and the "Short History of the Communist Party of the

Soviet Union,"

bla wakey-wakey round.

After 15 minutes P.T. rhythmic stuff, Just the old

The evening work is`just as "put a jerk in itstyle-come serious a part of army training barrack-room chores

a.m.; Breakfast, Big kelties as anything to do with the tris- ger, A bed soldier, can often sugar, das mich brend as Johnny Rutky can cat

get by with his sergeant if he knows his politiem catechism. Sausage,

7. of tea.

with

butt #coub-plate-full-

of porridge.

H.K. Society for the Protection of Childrenrgentemajat, who hands over

(Women's Auxiliary). -

LA FETE DES ROSES

'DINNER - DANCE

at the

SKYROOM, LUNA PARK

an

7.30 to 8: Inspection by the

company cominander, 8 to 12: Johnny Rusky wheeling and marching on the

MISS STONE AGE

W

diplomatic con- his greatest con tiem - poraries.

Montgomery Hyde, MP

In an effort to sli

Hele mouths, to the story goes, Castlereagh gave them wil the money? be had. Undor'una ety thm ruha ter did not send there. The men proceeded to alation outside Cas Jeriagh's

by glans made Jon to him

In recent years on Napoleonosis siderably more finttering and the Duke of Wellington. conference, and he favoured themselves light has been thrown on He came to the Foreign what was for those times a house in Si'James's Square arid Castlereagh's career than he office in 1812, when the war novel experiment.in inter that they had not forgoth the enjoyed during his lifetime, with France was approach- national government regu--scene they had so ingeniotilily and indeed for long after ing its final stage. His long lar meetings of the repre- contrived,

wards.

tenure of the office, one of sentatives of the. Great

His political reputation the longest and most exact Powers in Europe to discuss THE KING-SAID has now been completely re- ing of modern times, was their problems and formu- hablilitated. Ho has emerged brought to a sudden close late, a

HATED HIM

common policy de

To some extent this ide was to bear fruit in our own, times In the League of

as a farseeing Chief by his unexpected death.on signed to keep the pence. Secretary for "Ireland, an

an August 12, 1822 But of Germany, and the Ger-" Soviet occupation atmy know exceptionally able Leader of mans, the men of the modern energetic War Minister, an the House of Commons, and

of the struggle against Foreign Secretary-perhaps Napoleon and the first un

next to nothing,

Isolation is now practically in addition a really great covered the last years Nations and UNO.

100 percent.

BLIND DATE CAVE-GIRL

with

HEN our scientific friend called to take us on another of his imaginary tours Into the past my wife asked if

Friday 28th September 1951 he could take us to a period

immstunder the distinguished "patronage of ̧.

H.E. Sir. Alexander Grantham, G.C.M.C. 17.

and Lady Grantham.

Tickets on sale at the Hong Kong Hotel where table reservations can also be made" daily 11a.m. to 4 p.m. Please produce your tickets when making table reservations.

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that's service

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Je rald we'd have to wrap up. "When he dragged me off from. well because it might be cold, a funny cave on the Riviera He and for tickets to the Stone Agel sald we were going to a wonder- a handful of gravel" from the ful new country where I'd have mammoth 'steak every day and garden path would see

as many fur coats as I liked

де "It will be'a blind date," he "But look

me said, "because without, knowing now. the gravel bed from which your

the children are path came. I can't be sure how for back it will take.us, but it is are falling off my

hungry, my clothes, the a fair bet that prohistoric people back and you can't

foot on it." of some sort were the last to de: sleep at night for the

in which there were some people about," and simply monstera:

not

"Nothing cusier." sold doctor. "How would you like to go back to the Stone Age and discuss domestic problems with p prehistoric cave-wife?

They'd no gas, no electricity, no matches, no pots and pans, "nothing but a ̄draughty cave and a hale in the floor for a stove,”

We put on our winter woollles. Whizzle

and

were back in the early

Stone

one Age. The

entire human popula

of England *tion

ot the time

The fire's gone on out, the cave's damp, ...

hyenas.

by BERNARD WICKSTERD

Wold Romeo, who dragged me here by the hair, doesn't care. He's Jout, with his Inunting friends time, When himself he dogs bring

still in the long ago

WAS only with me

ment.

the

a few hundred, but we managed something home it will probably

to fad an inhabited cave in the limestone hills of Somerset. :-

be

of the

reindeer again. If I plaja, he tells me. 14 "ɔwoman's place is lie tave?

com-

Gloomy? Try Kolynos! hunting, so they were all women cave-proud woman.

Kolynos actually eliminates decay-causing seids...killa the bacteria which produce "the acids.": Kolynos“ makes

teeth sparkle bri your smile. Get Dental Cream now, and use

They were an odd; :bunch people hanging around.

Still grumbling she showed us entrance. The men were out round. You couldn't call her a The odd and children.

Dr Pebblebed corners were plled with old Identified them at once as be- bones and mouldy skins, and the longing to the Neanderthal race, roof was black with soot, se and said it showed the gravel on our path had brought us back to a period between 26,000 and 40,000 years ago.

Short,

ugly

JT would be hard to fall in love 1 with a cavo-girl. They werd short and ugly with huge heads

MISS

- MODERN

AGE

There's som thing to be ‚said" for thɛn 1951 beach

girl even if

Mhe docs went old-fashioned.

Lase trimmed

guided D&D-

·les in shark- skin. Thay are worn under a more up - to:- date! "divided - "skiet with the

rumed dbook

inté, and they can be used

the

sant

The picture of Castle pisicity which this course, must reagh painted by his politi involve and the consequent pain cal enemies at the time was to his

that of a cold, heartless, anxioly was increased by cruel creature, with the a mentational occurțence at this odpur of blood on him,ime. The Bishop of Clogher mostly the blood of Irish of Roden, a neighbouring land- swho was a brother of the Eart patriots. Every schoolboy is lord of Castlereagh's in familiar with Shalley's Vitu- was arrested on a thread perative lines:...

having commit.edan act of crimbal association' with u

"I met Murder on the way, private solder in en oleibolike He had a mask like of the Hariharket. This landal

Castlereagh,

became the init of the town for sortie weeks...

Very smooth he looked

grim

Seven. bloodhounds lowed him."

yet Thus when Cas ferragh went

to take leave of King George IV preparatory to leaving for the fol. Continent to attend the Con- gress of Verona, he astonished The King by exclaiming: 1.am etime as accused of the same

MIND GAVE WAY

ON the contrary, the

the Bishop of Clogher

gald

"what madness replied the evidence of those who King." "You're raving.” knew the man well, sup- "Indeed I am not," ported by the letters he Castlereagh." "A warrant Has wrote to his wife and his been issued for my arrest, and brother, show him to have they are looking for me. I been a gentle, kindly, culti am going to fly to Portsmouth, have ordered my horses, and vated, human being, lacking and there cymbark for France, the brilliance of his rival I shall leave by the little gate George Canning, but pos=- in, your garden," seased of what his latest blographer Jone Leigh, calls agrave.common sense, anunobtrusive ability" and a "perfect integrity."

THE KNIFE

then showed the Hing two anonymous, Jotters he had received threatening to expose his alleged irregular conduct to

However the chief Interest of his wife. Miss Tone Leigh's book:Beg, not

So much in the story of the,The King dismissed the anony. statesman's Ife and policies, mous, letters, sé nonsense. which the retells skilfully and told Castlereagh

Ис

that he was

sympathetically, as in the up- plainly suffering from overwerk palling tragedy of his death, on and advised him to see his which she has a good deal to "doctor. say that will be new to most readers.

Later the same day Castle

reagh left London for his farm The truth, as bere related in at North Cray. His wife want defall for the 'first time, is that with him and his, doctor fol- Castlereagh's mind gave way lowed next afternoon. under a combination of public

and private worries, and that in At Cray he talked wildly of the result he cut his broạt: He Diots and crimes. Noticing hlá was,oppressed by the burden or wife saying something about his 1

departmental

breakfast to the mall, be said: responsibpilles. For some months too he had béen, Prime Minister in all-but. Game.

Naldogainat asked his wife for the pistol case, and stien

"On top of everything, there's now a fint, shortage," she wen on, showing us a collection of broken - fakes. "We're told the distribution system has broken down and

We've -got-to economise. So I haven't had ́a new kitchen knife for months.

and fern roots and, to finish up. The crockery. Is in a bad some nice juicy caterpillars." atate, too. We use the skulls of Neanderthal

The rounded shoulders and¡: mall animals, you know, and--

people owing to the peculiar formation every one in the place is cracked roamed England at its worst and

were kept tran. Jum. of their bones, they couldn't hold But wall all you see the bot- coldest time

But infortunately a lule: kpite, their heads up straight,

water system. That's the most There were no cliffs of Dover, A that he was the victim of an

At the same time, it appears which he kept in a drawer in primitive part of the lot."

hid dresing room, was over! because England was still part insidious plot to binektrudil him and of the Continent and partly over an incident in his privee Taking advenu covered with ice. The Northfe which was viciously mis! Sea didn't exist, and the Thames represented by the would be wife

momen

and

FO

Their knees wouldn't straight either, so they'd be almost impossible to dance with. They had broad noses, receding

it always. No other denti.chins, a protruding ridge over the

Trico

⚫ does

Fights Decay Tastes Better Lasts Longer

Ah, bison!

THE PLOT

lators Bothere

of the

the doctor, he risked

Progin, and with one 'stroka, which'sbyered

TOT having Invented pattery, was a tributary of the Rhine, bipelamailers. The incident eyes and they'd never even heard the Neanderthal people. than mpre

People in those days believed preyed on his fears, and-in-his Kolynos to check tooth decay.. of *oup.

carried water in skin bags, and in a life after death, because they last days be imagined. He was the carotid artery, he put an end when they; wanted" to heat it us

to hate But the doctor went up to one they dropped hot pebbles into it. supplied their dead with flint about to be openly accused of boldly and said:

sexual pérversich, Mila and food: Implements "Now then,rell us one more thing, Mrs. Mrs Cave-Wife, these people Cavd-Wite said the doctor," Then, qulle suddenly, after the Duke of Wellington's Iriend, He had previously confided in from the 20th Century would you could have a feast of all the 15,000 years of hardships, they re Arbuntot,Home S like to know something of your things you like best, what would vanished before the onslaught of age he had visited what she dese cave-keeping troubles."

you put on the 'menu?"

a new race with belter physique, cribed as an Improper house. Troubles enough" said the She licked her henvy Ups, and botter brains, better weapons and that a man who had bee curve-wife. There's a meat rald: Baked blson, not too that included the bow and arrow shortage on. The old man huisn't fresh, because it is all the more and fewer cavo keeping alm enter this extfallshment hind been home for a week and there onder for hanging a werk or

problems. isn't a bito in the cave to eat. Two, honey and crab apples, nu sondon Express Bejoice.)

wrlden to christening, lo expore duct unless he waus

"that's SAS!

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