STANDARD
THE CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 18, 1951,
By M. Harilson-Gray
Deal
WOMANSENSE
LOTS OF ZOOM: CHEESE and UNION HERST OF ALLO
TOASTS
FRY A BUCH OF BREAD FÖRE BACH PERSON IN MARG, AND "KEEP IT HOT:
"WHEN THE
HION'S DONE
ME UGHLY PPED CHEESE TO TASTE
CPWITH GALT.
¡AND PEPPER AND COOKI ON TILL THE L CHEESE HAS
MELTED
UP ON THEI FRIED BREAD
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EDITORS INTUS OBRVICE, INCI
"I love Hubert for what he la-a millionaire."
BY
THE
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THE WAY. by Beachcomber
O sald Mr Rumpus,
No wonder you squirin
Like a binekbira atinčked by
An impudent worm.
When 110U married
charmer,
your
How could yon suppose She'd disgrace you by piercing.
A hat with her nose?
Refrain: With your ho-ho
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hoppity ho,
And parson's gone
the fair.
:
and
Strabismus and the
hydraulic ́bcam·
S a contribution to the Wag- A
Festival. Dr Strabismus. (When Ged Pre- Eerve) of Utrecht has consented to allow the public to climb to the top of his aluminium tower and to fire a hydraulle beam at the sun. The rehs of the re-
fracted beam will be registed on a sandforic balanced between to iwo momcinelers. The publ
will also be allowed in ste the atomle milking device, by which 40.000, cows can be milked nullane ausly into hygienic sieves. The
mik pasras through the airves into resorts, whero # know what they had voted for" is self-deforbulised. It is then
In passing
IT
was very harsh to blame the Socialists for "seeming not to
the other day. It is how you vole frezen into cubes and packed in that matters, no! what you vote Insulated goghum, about. In fact, it wouldn't be a
bad idea to
to withbald from all
Mombera
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any
About
there would be
Marginal note, as such
en of wan: TUIE wards "as such" are parl
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of the equipment of every
be no danger political speaker. ) road: "There
of same eccentric suddenly trying is no crisis, as such." Does this.
represent the opinion of his menn that there is or that there consituents, or
or following his fe not a-ers? If I say, "I have contelinee. This would also cut no cold. such" have
not a
out all need for the completely cald, or haven't I? 1 think the poiness debates which take up phrase la nonsense, as such, and so much of the Imon needed for is only shoved in mechanically entenlls and other national hurt by petple who don't know How ness.
to say what they mean, as such.
YOUR BIRTHDAY......... By STELLA
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18
BORN today, you are independent think the worst of comething ar
and wil to your cwn way, na someone unli events prove other matter Whist others gay or think. whc. You might and life a little Once you get your teeth into, a. cauler if you took a positive, con- profeel you will hang on and finish structive attitude, and 10oked, for Bie job despite all kinds of "acle the - good. (This may come from backs. Just make mue, before the fact that you are very self- you start, that your objective is analyticnt and olten put the worthwhile, or you can waste a microscope on your own actions.) lot of precious energy that eculd Cultivating your sense of humour be put to better ure.
wt help, too.
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Your worst habit, perhaps, daydreaming. You have a lot of exciting ideas but do not always develop them except in your own imagination Lean to Instrument your plans at once if you are to benefit from them. Heed your h• fultions when making friends coping with
situations.
Although you are kindly and sympathetic to all the' trials and tribulations of alliers and will give advice, you don't want similar ser vice, from alhorn. In fact, if some one tries to push you into anything ngabist your will, yout con become as stubborn as a mute: Paredoxical- Iy, you could be influenced, through
your affections. But you probably learn this early in life and guard against it most of the timet
Your crition) faculties are strong and you are inclined to day star be your dolly, guide,
VIRGO
of
Your hunches can be trusted.
To find what the store have in store for tomorrow. seleet YOU. birthday star and read the corres
10.3 -
When East bid Oge. Club and South One Diamond, Want's One ́Heart was better than the direct rälse, of ́a minor suit, North Bid One Spade, East One No-Trump, Bouth passed, -- and West mada the limit bid of Two Clubs North Two Spades. was doubled by East but "West's. Three „Clubu "closed
the auction.
South made the good lead of 4.6 to East's * Q, and * A and ♥ 6 were played to cut the enemy communica tions. North won with ❤Q and led 3 which was allowed to hold: • A won the next trick 'and 3 was: led.. Norih played low, but East went up with: ♣ 5, rutted ● 4 fo dummy and, a Heart in his own hand. Aller
·cashing & A he ruffed 7 -with-dummy's last – trump and discarded » Interon ❤E North could not gain by playing A.
London ExpreÐ SOFATÓN, -
DUMB-BELLS
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING :WITH THE TELEPHONE:
I'M TRYING TO GET THE
OPERATOR. TO TELL HER IT IGNIT WORKING
372 RI LEIK SYNDICATE
CHESS PROBLEM
By T. EBEND
Black, & pieces. 熘
White, 11 pieces, White to play: mate in twó
Solution to yesterday's problem:
1, R-Kt1; threat 2 R-Kt 1... P-B5; 2, Q-Kii; 1... P5; 2, Kt-B8; 1P-K4; 2, Ki Kis.
very ponding paragraph. Let your birth Check Your
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 19
24-Bent. (Aug.
Don't do Jobs for
3) good nature. Place an idea' or a product before those who are undeserving. the public. See that you get pro- per compensation for your work.
MIRA (Rept. 21-Oct. 23)-- A new hobby, er spare-time amuse- considerable ment can bring sma
pleasure. You probably need some relocation.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) Don't let others impose upon your
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ALTOS
1. Fish with a dash about it. (4) 3. Spot of bother to the dogs, but no ship darries this surt of druk.
5. Mara poibly,
10. A nasty piere uit work. (T··
Try Ruby for the answer. (5) 13. Perr un reformation (0)
15. A fanure provides thus,
29. Tree ur Horse? It's either.
.
(3)
(2)..
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22)— You may not be inspired to do anything particularly original" to- day; so just stick to routine jobs.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan. 20)— Spend the evening at the theatre, A Hille relaxation just now wiť do you a world of good.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Fab, 19
If you are co-operative, you can work out
A partnership Tandber without any difficulties
PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar. [D] Investigate a book dealing with the occult of the mysterious.
You may make an interesting discovery.
ARIEB (MAT 21-Apr. 20 Friends at a distance may come tact you or make demands upon your time. Be gracious and kindly.
TAURUS {{Apr.- 21-May
proving
If budget problems are troublesome,” perhaps a close lative can help you out.
GEMINI
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If you put anything into writing today, make sure that all detalls ore accurate. Your future · can · de- pend upon it.
CANCER (June 22-July Look into the matter of theft or fire_insurance. Sometimes an ounce of prevention is worth a lot LE O (July 24-Aug.
23)-
A blography of someone whom you admiro can prove an inspiration to you. Use as an example for be- haylour
A molder this IPAD POCKET, CARTOON
and beautiful. (8)
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You'll find. (8)
$24 it takes ofty to pull the bird
25. The essie drops = letter to show
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2. Where you may find
band. (bi 9.-Lie next to, 18)
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ja Beotland,- (5)
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variety. (8).
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Were didarently" arranged; (4).
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mands the 10% (13)...... [
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polution bf sexcarda'r s ozette,
JEST A MINUTE.
By GEOFFREY EVANSĮ
You don't: lenen how to turn
Knowledge
1. Name a prince who cently become:a ̈king.
2. What country ruled Korea before World War II!
3. What was the former name of Oslo, capital of Norway?
4. What was the anelent name of Troy?
6. How many inches are there in a hond?
6. What is, an animal twa shells called?
(Answers on Page 10)
BARBS
with
By HAL, COCHRAN QUICK trip to sucecss is helped by keeping overhand expenses under foot.
This is the time of year young folk love driving in the mocn- light-unless they are bashful.
Three. Illinois sisters married In one day--and dad wiped three red items off the family budget,
•
Affairs run smoother for the man who uses plenty of elbow
rese
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A pessimist is any person who thinks the world is against him and why shouldn't It Be?
INTELLIGENCE TEST
A NICE CHAP
By T. O. HARE
AN chap, the fudge- anid - MP, išankarja WIETLNg on my left, best night."P. 44,
17. Banker, was reimring 100% rubber at Driday, Tonerkable chiddy for the fact that wol PILTON, WM, She, zamamka of The wooesion of another one. TWIN SECİLPFod; be the newes
own vocatio
Thyll Hunt was selected by the Amerlezu toy manu- facturers as .ħliss Zoomeray at a Toy Fair in New York. This year's toys, like 1951's madein,' are taking on new,
·Jat-propelled - lines,
Hold Your Tongue!
Never hold any one, by The button or the bank in order to be heard out for If people are unwilling to Hear you, you had better Fold, your tongue than
them.
➡(Chesterfield)
No "Plain Janes"
By HELEN FOLLETTA
IN the days of our puri-
tanical foremothers a girl
Nowadays!
was pretty or she wasn't. #eung suficient exercise to
lient.
If she was plain there was keep muscles strong and rest- nothing she could do to
Relaxation muko heraclf look better. Take pleasure in keeping fl because she was supposed to Good looks rites should not be re- remain as is, benutifying garded as chores, but as oppor- being considered. not only unilles to relax, to enjoy a unladylike, but sinful. No period of self communion, to pul your self all together again. And pulchritude hopes for the we need these periods during Plain Jane in those days.
these days of strenuous activities.
If you don't have "them you won't be able to.rest. There are women who always feel that they "must be doing something,"
from
emotional
Considering the attractive offerings of swart dress and hat chops, cosinelle laboratories and beauty salons, pulchritude con bo
fit to pufcbad if the balance in the he result is that they are tired
and weary, sometimes not chique beck can stand the strain, live wel. Sometimes they find Ik you don't like straight hair, it diment to even live with
thaich by themselves. When that happens! gel yourself a curly way of the permanent wave. If
suffer cheeks are pale, what of it? A
wrinkles strain.
come, they rouge compact costs little, a acquire a dismal "settled wok." Upstick Jaa-bargoin
at uny
Brunettes can be daring with price...
make-up and most of them are, sometimes too daring. Often rinky-pink powder with lipstick of rich red is better for them tian cheeks-tinting,
A Sansible Dict
Daly the birthdays by cream- ing your complexion, brushing anointing your your fressiocks,
Francis. Stielt 10 n sensible
det-not too
fal foods, many rich pastries, but plenty of tru and vegetables--and you will re- thin the youthful silhouette. Many women who were blessed with slenderness· lost graceful yes by purtaking too generously of fattening groceries, by not
Household Hint
It is poor economy to purchase is so small a refrigerator that it has to be replaced later. Choose one that is large enough accommodate volume, 'food to buys at money-saving sales.
BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
A Really Wonderful Wedding
----Everyone Was Invited, and Had a Fine Time!-
By MAX TRELL
NARF, the shadow-boy with
the turned-about name, was. just remarking to Mr Purich and to Teddy the
Stuffed Bear, "Nothing interesting has hap pened in days and days. I wish something would happen"--and at that instant, something did,
"We ought to bring a wed- ding present!" Hanld suddenly exclaimed.
They all stopped. What kind of a wedding present could they and Robin bring Jenny Wron Redbreast?
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box "A worms," said Teddy.
fresh-dug-up
A bird few into the room So they all set about digging through the open window, cir- for worms until finally they had
red string.
cled around the ceiling once, a big box aled. Then they Willy Toad's presaat was a long dropped a little card out again.
and flew marched on again.
They met other guests going to the wedding.
1-
Long Red String
Knarf sprang to pick up the card, which bad by this time fluttered to the floor "There's something written, on It!" ho cried. He then read it to Mr. Punch, to Teddy, to General Tin:
They met Willy Toad bopping the un sokiler, to Mary-Jane along in a bright green suit with the rag doll, to Mr Punch's wife yellow dots. His present was a
sister ang red string Knarf's
for the nest Judy, and to Hanid, all of whom were in the where Jenny Wren and Robin Redbreast were to live after the wedding....
room.
Invitation Wedding
"You are all invited to attend the wedding of Miss Jenny Wren to Mr-Robin Redbreast under the oak tree on the other side of the garden wall. Come right away."
When Knar! finished reading everyone in the playroom shout- ed with joy,
once...
with They met six crickets guitars who were going to play for the wedding.
They mot a cow who said she had been invited to ring the ball which she wore around her neck.
stão of
End of Journey
Finally everyone reached the oak tree on the other the garden wall
Robin Redbreast was wearing clothes, and his best suit of Jermy, Wren stood next to him, as close as she could get, Owl was the preacher,
They met a duck; a drake, a la goose and a gander. Ther ell A grasshopper and a lady bug carried little baskets of down to were the bridesmaids. Four
flower gins. put at the bottom of the nest in little luffy chicks were the Squire Squirrel, make it soft.
who lived in a hollow in the oak tree, was the best. man,
They mot a frog who said he was going to sing at the wedding. It was wonderful news.
They met a cat who said she They all set out at Knarf and Hanld walked first. wasn't even invited. Sho walk Mr Punch and Judy walked cd on ruefully the other way. next. Teddy the Stuffed Bear and Mary-Jane the rag dol; and General Tin the tin soldier came after them,AN KAL
"They met sparrows and swal- lows and thrushes, all dying as fast as they could toward the oak tree.
Rupert and the Sorcerer-16.
ban landa the saucer; very ✨ clum
POUCA"gcakey » patch and aca very relieved? walks off; ro:
down so afrock, by the. hàracia, ho'oon zo be sent,
other living thing in sight,
gaby who la Jooking at
hien auspiciousty Zromí snóthan Koçi.
While Owl read from a book, a swarm of bees buzzed around overhead dropping clover petals. "You are husband and wife," Owl said at last. Then the fun began. There was rusle arid dancing. All the presents worO opened.
RUPERT and the
BLACK MOTH
THERE'S
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