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"I'm so thrilled! Aren't you the famous something
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or other?"
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THE . by Beachcomber
CALLED to z banquet of the Hayworth 10
20th century intellect, I am repeatedly reading such things as: "An owl which had made its nest in a saucepan at Stut- terford
christened Harris wrd was by the mace-bearer of a locni borough," or "Sixty-one brass taor-knobs were found on a refuse heap of Pubworth by little Gertrude Frobble, whose father is in New Zealand."
More flamboyant la the news that the don Council has organised a public exhibition of 12 women
cooking a meal, in a full blize of light West Kid holel." Thain I to be accompanied by a radio comomentary, “Mrs. Latüner J yes, she's beating an egg ... that nutse you heard was Mra Latimer. beating the egg ..... Mra Latimer, will you just tell us why you are beating that egg7 ..That splash
you heard was Stry Crawford falling into the soup or something.... Luckily it was cold soup, ah-ha-ha- ha-ha-ha-ha."
Simplex munditiis "BEING & Princess has made no difference to me." said Miss
the ather day.
In passing
American reporters
ROM a COTTERpondence column
pluck an example of "the best contemporary thought. The zug- gestion is that the fronts of motor veticies should bear such signs as, "Deware, 1 can move faster than You" and, "Remember It's your life and 11mbi" The result of this would be that all pedestrians would carry banners Kaying,
"Beware, you can move faster than mel and, "Remember it's my ite and
mb" And things would go exactly as they do now. Suet's way to
on
make ends meet
At
TF the Government took over the
whole Of AVITU Income source, and handed out a standard rum of pocket money to every member of the non-ogseiat classes: and U. by, that time, there was nothing, in the shops to buy. It should be possible for everyone to save the pocket-money to pay the special tax levied on the sum con- fiscated at source by the Govern.
(C. Suet, Esq.)
ment.
YOUR BIRTHDAY..
TUESDAY, AUGUST 14
BORN today, you are one of those
Bay, breezy Individuals who makes friends wherever he goes. You seem to know instinctively how to get along with all kinds of people. Kindly, sympathetic, cheerful, you Ro about everything in a genuinely spontaneous faxlilon. You suggest a plan and others fiat fork slung tu help you carry B null
particular Put this
genius to work for you early, for it is power Tui diset. Since you alas are a born executive, there is little you want that you may not arrange to havel Bul Auard against taking
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material a view of everything. Vau are inclined to think that it is money that makes the world go 'round.
If you cultivate your aesthetic
By STELLA
suur nature a little more, you will discover that you can find happiness without too much money. You are. fond of reading but it is apt to be something to relax with after a long day at the office. You enjoy muse— but, usually the lighter kind. Despen your cultural interests,
You are not quite a healthy as Cun- your energy would indicate.
eurently, you must take care, st your diet, and get the proper kind and amount ut exercise. Avold excemes of all kinds and you can prevent illnesses that could come frum careless llving habits.
To find what
the, stam baye in store for tomorrow, select your birth- day star and read the corresponding paragraph. Let your birthday stat
Lastes and the Intellectual side of be your dally guide.
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 15
LEO (July 24-Aug. 23) help to you right now, Lean upon You may proßt from a careful study, them for a change.
of philosophical methods right now,"
Apply them to your own lite.
(AUE
CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan. 20)— Don't let others impose upon your
and ask you to do
good nature
VIRGO
24-Hept. 23)-- -This-is-the-day-io - ask your boss for--More-than-your-just-share-
that raise, If you feel you really deserve it.
your
LIDRA (Brpt. 24 Oct, 20) — You may be called upon to avert an elderly relative. Show generous and kindly nature.
(Oct. SCORPIO
24-Nov. 22)- Make a paint to keep advised about what is going on around you Change your ideas and plans ac cordingly.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22)- True friends can be of continued
INTELLIGENCE TESTA HIS ONLY GOAL
By T, O. HARE
"THE ONLY COM! i scored in our League Competi- tion was our Arst goal agaizsar Ont. Bo writes Bili Basham, who plays insido-left for
Walloo⚫ FISH CUSH Motion 14
mall
question was adair. the four teams.--Grit, Wallop Sandpit and Ruck ench playing one matab againat each of the other. A win scored 4 points; a draw, 1 point Rusk won the cup Wasily WILD & points: Sandpit clocked up 8 points; Orit and Wallop 2 polūts each,
Only 10 goals in mit were scored by Wallop. 8 by Bendoit, 2 by Rusk, 1 by Ori
What was the result of the gime betwION Sandpit and Drit?
(Solution on Fage 10).'
POCKET CARTOON
ARTIE'S HEADLINE
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AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Peb, 19)- Don'i In another's ill-advised crilletsm throw you off your stride. Take it with a smille; then ignore ti
PISCES (Feb.
20-Mar. 20). Be sure you read all the small print in a contract before signing it today.
ARIER (Mar. .21-Apr. 20)- Don't be careless with valuables. Haite can make waste on the job, too. Take your time about every- Bing,
TAURUS (Apr. 21-May
21)
Ask for prout if you are asked to make an important decision. Don't use guesswork,
GEMINI
(May 22--June 21)- This is the time when you must use your talents to the almost and let the world know about them.
CANCER
(June 22-July 23)- Don't let others horg in with help or advice today. Thim As a time when you can work best alone.
CROSSWORD
Across
*i. Fis before « broken shed. (8) "UX This is well atored. (7)__
10. When listening to Costa' be
creases himself, (B)
12. Found in all
insular Ind too)
(a)
Refreshment from this diloss
19. Extremo._(0)
20. zurged over may be a woes
vegetable. (8)
91. River mouthi (8)
For a bird and farmer (6)
33. it's verao to a salior. (0)
Some would call it a mall (8).
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What made Dai holy ? (7) Let us join small work)_(6) This is ons kind of sos bird, (9)
44. This is atrocious. (2)
When dons #ivos: the answer, (3)
Bama stand at 16. (9)
7. Severa, stern or obstinate 1 (4)
10, pin as a mark, ai quoT6% (#)
11. it's a fast pace. (0)
e quarrel could have fed us. (b
32 Here you get little, bompany. (á)
THE CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY, AUGUST 14, 1951;77
STANDARD BRIDGE
WOMANSENSE
By M. Harrison-Cray Dealer North North-South, guma
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High and Low
CREAMED EGGS
JORT A FEW ZE DIFFERENT YAYIB. WITH HARD-BOLED
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4 to 5
This type of slam is fre- enlased through quently
· Bouth's · failure to force. 'Thils_appened in ʼn recent match where Narth in Room 1 bid One Club, Bouth One Diamond, North One spade and South Threa No Trumps, which closed the auction.
In Room 2, Bouth bid Two Diamonds, over Ons Club North rebid Two Spades und South Two No Trumps. Ho refrained from correctly jumping to Pour Diamonds to how his solid sultans Three No Trumps might have been the best contract. but he bid Five Diamonda on the next round over Norty's Three Hearts, and Norih bla Six Diamonds in spite of his singleton.
West led ♥ J, and South had an easy safety play lo fnessing J. This lost to Enst, but two Clubs could now be discarded.
London Express Sarvizo.
DUMB-BELLS
YOU PAY
A SMALhe DEPOSIT THEN YOU MAKE NO
MORE PAYMENTS
FOR SIX MONTHS!
533 THE LEDCEN
SAY!
WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT US ?
CHESS PROBLEM
By G. GOSMAN fuck, 10 pieces.
White, 7 pieces.
While to play: mate in two.
Solution to yesterday's
-problem:
1, RK3, 1... BXR; 2, Kt- K7 (ch); 1. PXKI; 2, R-BS (ch); 1... P—B6; 2, Q-Q3 (ch); 1 . others; 2, QXK! (ch).
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dress
high,
chic afternoon This
the popular combines sland-up collar with the plang- Modelled by
Ing neckline. Janis Carter, of RKO; the dress moderate- In black falilo with
Ty fulf sleeves,
skirt
дий doleman
Washing Rugs
If hand-futted rugs of cotton and rayon yarns are small they can be washed in the washing machine, Use heavy, lukewarm suds and don't run the washer more than five minutes. If rug is not clean then, put through another suds. Rinse well and hang in the shade, shaking oc- casionally to raise tufts.
"MAKE SOME
2006, IN »>«
Home Bleach For Sallow Skins
Take a tablespoonful of milk of magnesio and mix
with a teaspoonful of lemon juice. Apply this evenly and thickly all over the face and neck. Then relax on your bed and let remain on for about 20 minutes, during which period you will And it be- coming tigh on you. You can remove it with warm water aker which you should use a cold cream and Have it any for a couple of minutes before removing tissues.
This mask has a bleach- ing effect, so when you use It see that you cover every, part of your face and neck and if you like you can apply to your face and arm as well. In case the siln or them has a dikerent colouring from your face.
YOU CAN VARY THIS BABY DISH BY MIXING WITH THE SAUCE, RITHER
CHOPPED HAM OR OTHER COOKED OR TINNED MEAT
COME
DRAINED TINNED
PEAS
OR CHOPPED COOKED ONIONS
PASTE OR
BUT WHATEVER THE MIXTURE SEATS NICELY
SEASONED
ESSENCE
OR
FLAKED SMOKED
FISH OR
CHOPPED
SHRMPS
'AND'
POURED OVER HOT
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SUSAN DEACON today (1583||$||0||
every
job that woman envies?
London.
Do the Princesses en- the Ladies-in-Waiting
joy their jobs? They say: "We simply love it.”
They get no training "other than what we pick up from each other."
"UNIFORM" is 1 cypher brooch In the evening. This is the properly of the King, and is returned when they have finished duty. The brooch is 'à diamond "E" or "M" on pink several hundreds a year and a silk ribbon.
-MISS-DEVAN · "24"hours" "call".
pajakan simild dress.allowance. PRINCESS ELIZABETH hos four Ladies-in-Waiting. The best known is the Hon. Mrs Andrew Elphinstone, who is going Canada with the Princess.
She is paid by Princess Eliza both. Her
is salary
to
PRINCESS MARGARET has only one--Miss Jennifer Bevan, whose Queen.
salary is paid by the
Miss Bevan is technically on call for 24 hours a day, but the small, Ladles-in-Waiting at Clarence House have two weeks on duty and four weeks off.
BOYS AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
General Tin Rides a Kangaroo
-It Saved Him From Being Eaten Up By a Lion-
By MAX TRELL
KNARF
seeing a zebra close by, I sprang
no
on his back. Now zebras con the shadow-boy, with run faster than horses so I felt
would: have the turned-about name, sure that I was just saying to his sister trouble getting away from that mistaken. A Hanid: "I wish I had a pony so llon. But I was that I could take a pony-ride." few minutes later I heard him the next and at that moment General behind me -- and
on the zebra's Tin, the tin soldier, who was second he was standing on guard at the play- back. So I quickly jumped off
ogain. room door said "Humph"
Knarf and Hania both looked
"While he was eating up the at him.
zobra, I ran as fast as my legs. "Humph,"
he repeated, "I would carry me until I happened
an ostrich.. Then don't see why all children like to see to ride on ponies,”
jumped on the ostrich's back." "It's the best fun in tha
"Ostriches can run even faster than zebras, can't they?" Knart world," sald Knart.
General Tin looked as if he said. were about to. Bay Thumph" General Tin nodded. "They again. However, he didn't. In- can indeed. And this time I stead he said, "Have either of was absolutely, certain that the you ever ridden on the back of lion would never catch up with Nevertheless, he did. So a kangaroo?"
Oh no," answered Hanid. while he was eating the ostrich, "That's the best
other fun in the I jumped on various world."
animals-a giraffe, a rhinoceros, This sounded very interesting. a wild boar and an elephant.
+
me.
Check Your Knart and Hanld had never "General Tin exclaimed
Knowledge
1. In what branch of the service did General Matthew B. Ridgway play an important role In World War II?
2. In what U.S. stale is Bryce Canyon located?
3. What state of the United Stuter is called the "Constitu- tion State"?
4. What mountain range con- tains the four highest peaks in the world?
the
heard of anyone riding on the Hanid. Those animals don't back of a kangaroo. They live in Australia." But the Un begged General Tin to tell them soldier paid no attention to this, all about it.
"But one after the ather llon caught them and ate them up. I know now that I would be next. There weren't any other animals around.
Bit of Hunting "It happened the last time I was in Australia," said
be "That's the country where the kangaroos come from: Well, I "Closer and closer came the then just as I was in Australia to do a bit of lion. And. hunting and like a great many had given up all hope - I saw other hunters, I had taken something hopping along like a It WIN 3 I had ridden gigantic grasshopper. horse to ride on
In flash. I was on hundred miles on my kangaroo. several horse and had just stopped in his back. And now began the wonderful ride: _in the the middle of the jungle to see most
if there was anything to shoot whole wide world. The lon when along come a lion."
Ohi Did you
chied
Knarfi
composer
of
5. Name the "Lucia di Lammermoor,"
6. In what game is a “pawn" used?
A
(Answers on Page 10).
BARBS
By HAL 'COCHRAN
BANKER says that tax
dodgers are a menace to good government. Ho didn't
mention the tax spenders...
-
A writer advises housewives tholt
to economise by doing
own cooking. Maybe it wo mako husbanda, eat less/
The inexperienced shouldn't ride, frisky horses, says trainer. They are much, better
Tons of dirt circulată 'sir and: people in! la FAUN
get⠀n, areful while
shoot hum
•him?"
his might, and inced with all every time he spring to jump on the kangaroo's
sprang
back, too
the and
shot.
ot at him all right," re- kangaroo pited General Tin, "but I missed, whacked him across the face Then he started to chase me, with his tail, He was pretty ungry and very hungry. Fortunately, I had time to turn my horse around and start galloping off. But he kept right after me and sud- denly sprang on the back of my horse right beside me. 1-80w at once that that would never
I jumped off.
"Away we went, through the Bungle, over mountains, across streams and rivers. We scarcely touched the ground; up we went,
and down, bouncing along like ubber ball with lega. And final- when we came to the end of ustralia and there wasn't any arther place to go except the pet shut my eyes" "Bub y kangaroo must have just)
wave to horse" contintied General Tin pt jumping from
do, so
Zebra Close By
"While he was eating,
thos
To with all my might and,wave because, when I opened my
Rupert and Simon-32
thaitalli,not fat from here.” Hir guldua
saidys them to a woodland tracki
wada, a buy this path will
"In a flash I was on his back,” said General Tin.
thero I was back eyes again, home and in my own bed."
"And what happened to the kangaroo?" Knart and Hanid both cried.
But General Tin just smiled and wouldn't answer.
What she wears
Mrs Elphinstone turdly ever discusses her clothes with Princess Elizabeth, She tells mc:-
MES. ELPHINSTONE. Going to Canada.
Mirs Jennifer Bevan says: "I do sometimes, discuss with Princess Margaret the colour of the dress I am going to wear."
HOW DO the Ladlég-in- Waiting travel to "work"? In a royal carriage, with crest? No.
Miss Bevan WALKS from her London fat to the Palace. ... Mra Elphinstone" "travels to
Clarence. House by BUS.
"Cold Cookery?
Do you know how to load your
refrigerator properly? “I usually, wear rather dark
THAT milk, butter, and cheese colours, either brown of navy, should be covered? blue, so that the colours do not, clash with the Princess, who likes soft, pretty colours. SCOTTIE SAYS
"I don't care what vo say, according to Susan Dedoon rit would be a feather in my halls I
SHORE
had a hat? What
"THÁT" "wot fish" should be wrapped, and cooked fish placed in a covered dish?
THAT' beer sind vegetables should go at the bottom of the frig, eggs, cheese; and meat in the middle, and milk and cream at the top?
A timely book of "Cold Cookery," published recently tells you everything there is to know about an electric refri gerator,
Ideas I have noted. FREEZING glace cherries and mint in ice cubes for summer drinks.
FREEZING.brer and ale cubes so that water, will not weaken "the drink...
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