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"Was that all you wanted to see me about, chief?"
HE
BY
THE WAY
by Beachcomber
TERE is an excellent exam- ple of how to get rid of late Huests who debate weighty matters.
At 2 m. Ninon de Lenclos was being bored by Ewn dreary visitors to her malun. They were discuss
ancient
ing
the ostume of the Greeks. "Gentlemen," she kald. wonder what tine the Lace- dlacuniams went to bed." False start
Writing In the
PROFESSOR GRAHAM Balters Argus, says: "Anybody can lay his head, encased in a brimless bowler, on a pillow. The test com when, "during alerts, the head 1: moved. A hat will brien winte either fluff, or wake the wearer by Ulting over bis eyes, or sticking into his check. What will happen
to baimle bowler depends on
What did hap. number, things. Den we How know. Mr Fumbling
got into bed yesterday at 11.43.
his head
the Rently on placed pillow. The at, Insecurely donned. slipped forward, and a jagged edge, where the brim had been removed To wirelessly, cut his note, The ex- periment was postponed white first- did was applied by Dr Reculver, of Linlithgow. The last ragged edges at trim were akilfully removed by the electric seltsum of the foreman hat-moulder of Messrs. Towell and Darkleigh.
Down Harmony-lane IT is claimed that
an electionic
computer Prodinar: What is that? Myself: 1 you don't know, you must be mixing with very quiet company,
118 claimest that this thing. "eun watch computes electronically, execute a series of instructions f a given situationi exists, Aha But what happens if a given situation does not exist, and refuses to exist? Riddle me that, my Trinity scholar.
YOUR BIRTHDAY ....BY STELLA
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 1
BORN day. you are clever and original bet at times alle 100 Impulsive for your own good. You are always guiting into situations 1 would be dißeult for anyone but a person with your charm and lact to Eet out of. You are the type-no inatter what happens-ho always hands on his Jeet. Yo, women sin plats and know all the in- tileaches of the game,
e
Although you have an instinct for making money, you
should avoin tuking on many risks. Settle on something practical and lek to it. Don't line from one thing to anottier too fast, or you will not make the DTOKIING YOU should. You have su many folents, that you never And dificult to get some kind of a tub or to make a comfortabla Hiving. But to become outstanding. you must team the Jewson of con- centration.
mude, are You
The art, especially one of your chief delights.
rajoy only the best, however. Your taste in excellent and you might find that you would be a quod nawepoper eritle of books. Elmx. url or the Theatre. You have sinru wit Just which al tines can be biting. quard against hurting others with its barbat
You have a magnete personally. But here, too, you are not singtė- mused! You ke a lot of people for a lot of different characteristics, Bener, you woon particularly may And it difficult to seleel any one maj who attract you anbag the many
14 your fe partner, Unless you can learn to make up your mind, you may end up by not inarrying at all. And that to one of your emotional naluse would mean unnecessary unhappiness,
Page
JACOBY
THE CHINA MAIL, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST. 1, 1951.
ON BRIDGE
Watch Your Trumps
Before Ruffing
NORTH
11
EAST
K 1090 QJ1076
WOMANSENSE.
MEAT AND PICKLED WALNUTS
IVB FOUND A NEW WAY WITH DAD'S FAVOURITE
'PICKLED
WALNUTS
PUT
OF
ANY COOKED LEAN MEAT THROUGH
THE MINCER
MIX IT VITTU ENOUGH OF THE PICKLED WALNUT JUICE TO MOISTEN IT ABOUT Y2 A SHERRY. GLASSELL
AND PUT
IT IN A WELLM GREAVED
PIE-DISH
SPRINKLE WITH A MUXTURS OF 1-202 OF BREAD- CRUMBS AND.
I FINELY CHOPPED
· PICKLED
WALNUT
SCATTER SOME. THIN SHAVINOS
OF MARG ALL OVER -
THE TOP
AND PUT
IT IN THE
OVEN TILL
(T WELL KEATED THROUGH
Cole of California
In
washable
original
cotton
with stole to match
For Cocktails
evening, wear
In fushia, mauve and
navy or ini rust,
WEST (D)
A None
004 10 7532 ★AX1000
West
743
832 AK94 782.
SOUTH
48 493
MAQJE12
VAK
438
4QJ4
N-S vul
North East South
Pass Pass
Double Redouble
*Pati Разв
Pass 1 A
Pass
Opening lead-♣ K
14
By OSWALD JACOBY
IT'S always a great pleasure when your partner opens the king of a su in which you hold a doubleton. You hopeful- of ly play
the higher card your doubleton, and follow with the lower eard when your part- ner takes his ace. This leaves you in position to trump the ihird round. Lovely, isn't it?
Tinta wint East thought when Went opened the king of clubs in today's hand, East was very hop-
py to ruff the third round of clutis. He wasn't so happy about 1. Inter.
After taking the third trick, Essl returned the queen of hearts. South Д dia- won, entered dummy with mond, und tested the queen of spades. When that worked. South Hot 10 dummy once more
took will
diamond and I
cf second trump fesse. The ace spades then drew East's last trump, and South spread his hand to cinim the rest of the tricks.
The right defence is very ably And hjoroudly pointed out by Otto Feuer in a recent issue of The Bridge World. Fast must not rulf the third round of clubs. He must discord a dimund, nilowing South to win the queen of clubs.
Now South can get to dummy Thin only once with diamond.
trump allows him to take on finesse. Atter Uhat he con wrlg- Be and squirm, but he must still give up two trump tricks to East,
Don't let this han slop you frumm rung the next time you hove a doublaton in the sult your partner leads. But look at your trumps a second time before you ru. If the ruff uses up a trump that would pretty surely be a lilak anyway, you can always mike up your mind then and there not 10 ruft,
To find what the stars have in store CARD Sense
for tumorrow, select your birthday read the corresponding star and porngraph. Let your rthday star be your daily pilde. THURSDAY, AUGUST 2
21-Aug LEO (July
27) Uo.vour tremendous energy in doing ronething important today. Helent.. VIRGO Add
peners
23
24-Sept. LAUR. to your prestige by bring fortunate to thier Jess Then yourself. Make progress, tool
31)- LIBRA (Sept. 21-001.
If your family opposes a pet Idea, Now the stand up for yourself.
me to exert your gerstaviveness. SCORPIO (Del.
34-Nov. 22)
Bo
If you get your dates mixed. you have only yourself to blame. tartful abmit the une you refuse!
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23+1er. 22)-- This is a day when you would alm at the Bigheal start Don'i lake second choler. Get what you want,
CAPRICORN (hec. 21-Jan. 20)-- Samnee whom you may have been neglecting may make lie first over- ture. Send a quarrel, perhaps.
CROSSWORD
AQUARIUS
19)- (Jan. 21-Feb.
spreading Don't lawer yourself in gossip. Tæt It"stop" with you. That -
the kindest thing to do.
21-Apr
PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar, 20)- Don't let those uutside the family elreie fry to Interfere in a private maiter.
(Mar.
201 ARIES Long-range schedules can be planned today to full confidence that they will work out advantageously.
21) CAME TAURUS
21-May If there's a family argument, stay. on the fence and gel nut of the way until it's over.
A
GEMINI (May 21-June 21)- lend may offer help. Be willing to accest if graclously. Later on, you' may be able to repay t
CANCER (June 22-July 23)- Partnership matters are favoured. y showing co-operation you "Tah mako exceptional advances today.
Check Your Knowledge
1. What is the capital of Indonesia?
2. What and where is the Gran Choro?
3. In what country is Lake Lucerue?
who
4. Name the women cut Samson's long hair because be the
19
20
It was supposed to secret of his great strength.
Across
1. Suggests jou oppose nu inseat, (9) Combined spear and axe, (7)
you wil Bud many
10. in whic
possa.
1. Proves ample in providing leafy emblema. (0) 18. Top to hit, (3) hod, to a leaf.". (5) THE
la: You would never consider the
upright (6),
17. Found in the new, bydrogen,
bomb, (3)
16. If you get the bird this may be the measure of your wound, (4)
1 Apparently she returns to dine.
21. He makes in red stone. ` (0)
22. Beast soon by the truants. (9) Down
1. Any verifler will agree that, cat
does with mat, (0)
2. Qurprisingly provides you with a
best alo., (8)".
3.Unfortunate.
resule
*
of pal's
return. (1 You'll find that i get on with the select.VE
5.2740. FALG Techasizes proves
you didn't pay for yourself. (7)· 6. Across to the present day. 151 24rma girl to in a professional
danco. (4)
5. Party Axes make the joy for air
And stafford's, Lid31P)
11. This is void. (0)
15. Can site you a scare. (6)
17. As Lue orlogster said, “i reddan
dark, extra.. (4) D
10. Brozos to be a stormed apa. (4)
#90, Dorth in serie darroundings, (F
5. What is the medical namo for the disease chicken pox?
6. What is a unicycle?
(Answers on Page 103
INTELLIGENCE TESTE DICKENSIAN :
RUGGER By T:O, HARE
Hoon Baton
lately played one another abruger: they onll them- BOLTS -- nó intelligible Toon) Plakwick, haionwber, queers and Roma. The socros have ben sent me as they are in suma resposta ainusual. Each match produced the same sparers to af pointe:", no ! two Ramos produced identical. scores no peame failed as Boors in any of its' mataba unuatial these days—sli. the -point Osmo, either from oute
Farted talon of whloh
wers iftoon) cur:qmEXIER BASE tricos Etvoly
POOTING GO
Botiu converted evary" bpe of their trigal diqusers, on the „other band, ountertek · TOKYO, Mica wherdourngkatan di pam
Q-The bidding has been:
North
Eart
Routi
West
1 Peart I.N.T.
Pass
1 Spade
Pass
3 Diamonds Pays
}
Pag 3 N. T. Pass
You South, hold: Bpades A-J. -10-5-3,--Hicoris .7-4. Diomonde A-
Q-J-4-2, Club 9. What do you do?"
hid carde
ts
AsePass. Narth would have three spaces with any three In that it, so game at spades most unlikely. Your choice is be tween came at diamonds and gamTLE at no-trump. The latter is clay but
game quilto possible, while diamonds is very likely, to be set a aure and comfortable one or two tricks.
TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding has been:
1 Heart
North
I N. T.
East Bouth
Pass 1 Spade
West Pam
Pass 3 Diamonds Pas
4 Diamonds Pars 7
You,
10-8-3.
South, hold: Spades A-J-
tearts 7-8. Diamonds A- Q-J4-2, Club D. What do you do?
Answer tomorrow.
DUMB-BELLS
WILL YOU PLEASE DIG SOME DIRT FROM UNDER THE TREE BRANCH BOUGHT THE CHILDREN A SWING AND THE 'ROPES ARE TOO
"LONG!
5882 THE LEDGER SYNDICATE
CHESS PROBLEM
By O. OPPENHEIMER Black, 11 pieces.
COOL TOPS
TO BEAT THE HEAT
summer decollete fashions
I've and some pretty cooltops
to go with the new silhouettes. Examples are seen as breezy- blousey tops over slim pants or straight skirts eased with pleats Sun and play clothes, Top width via
puffed sleeves low below & drop shoulder line mostly on in patio and play- clothes.
'in
The sleeveless line is always a popular trend. Halfer and chemise necklines are part of the attractive and widespread for bare-tops. new build-up Then there are the deep-cuts with net or lece "81-ins".
Net And Sequins
Mrs Joan Glibert wears a block net -eye-veil at the Uruguayan garden party, The flowers
black are
velvet. decorated with sequins,
(London Express Servica)
licat.
Shown here are four high-styled cool-tops to beat the
Top left; deep-cut with "AU-In”
Top right: sleeveless pretty shoulder-knotted style Lower left: aido draped bare-shouldered top
Lower
right: petal-cup, off-the-shoulder decollete.
The Well-turned, Slim Ankle
By HELEN FOLLETT
SMART shoes and sheer nylons are the pet extravagance
of the girl who has neat, ankles. You can be sure that she is always putting her best foot forward, since she has two of them. She is the envy of the poor dear whose ankles have thickened.
On
Weak ankles are the ones that are likely to take spread. They are unsteady or loose jointed, soft tissues relax and expand; the appearance of slenderness departs.
1
some
Bad Habit
The habit of standing with the weight on one foot-ma habit with
then-agers-will cause one ankle to be larger than the other. Chiropodists say that when that has happened, soles and heels of the shoes should be slightly raised on the inner side;
the
Dancing and tiptoe exercises, recommended for reducing. should be practised regularly. Fatigue, especially when stand- Ing, should be avoided.
I ankles are padded with adipose tissues, massage will dispose of the fat cells. It must be heavy, with deep pres- sure, if the cells are not fo be sent into a state of dissolution.
How It's Done
Anoint the Angers with lanoline. Form a bracelet of fingers -and-thumbs,-encircle-the-ankle. The thumb of one group should- be sent in one direction, the thumb of the other in the oppo- site direction; both groups should work upward slowly to the calf of the leg.
•
Stroke from the top of the foot upward, with clasped Angers. Do rotary movements with the thumb. Pick up the flesh and roll it firmly; this rolling motion is particularly helpful in demolishing falty substance.
Finish the treatment with an ice friction.
BOYS AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
Making a Rhyming Alphabet
-The Shadows Found le Fun, But Hard at the Eud-
By MAX TRELL
HANID, the shadow-girl, said to her brother Khart, "Let's write rhyming, alphabet." Kharf agreed at once. "I'll start
FL
with 'A" said Hanid.
An ax was 'A'
Chopping, hopping, lopping
Then Knari. said:
A boe was 'B' Dizzy, whizzy, busy 'B'. Hanld come again with:
A cat was 'C' /
Scratchy,
Then Knarf:
snatchy,
A dog was 'D'
ratchy
Horky, Inrky, barky 'D' Then Hanid:
An eel was 'E' Wriggly, higgly-piggly "E'. And Krurf:
Ag was
Treaty, meaty, sweety 'F",
Hanid:
And
A glove was 'G'
Huggy, snuggy-ruggy "G".
Again Knart:
A hat was “H? ̈ ́
Tippy, drippy, yippy/ 'H'.
And again Hanid: The ink was 'I
Brighty, writy mighty "I". This is a wonderful game," sald Knarf, but haven't wo done enough letters already?"
Joh no, said Hanid. "But Jet's from now, an put two`let.
ters together
was J-K Ajack-knife Keeny, teeny clean J-K. inco, sald Knarf. And ba
added:
Was
Clashy, crashy, grond"-L-M",
A night owl was /N-O.
A pen-quill was 'P-Q' Oldy, boldly, hold 'P-Q'. "I've got something for R-S," said Hanid.
A rain-storm was 'R-S' Jetty, getty-wet, 'R-S'.
"And now T-U," said Knárf, looking puzzled. Then he smil
.
A thing-um was 'T-U' Small-
1-um, all-um, that's
"TT".
But now Hanld looked puzzl-
Finally she said:" ed, too.
Vinegar-wine was 'V-W. Flowery, glowery, sour "y-
W
"And I suppose," said. Knarf, "that I have to do X-Y-Z? Well, I can't" Hanid didn't think sho could, either. There's only one last way to do it, Knarf
X-Y-Z was X-Y-Z
A B C
"I'll start will '-“A‚** -- said Hanid to Knarf,
And they're the end or you
can see.
Harild
their
All in all Knart and were quite happy about rhyming alphabet though it did get harder and harder.
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However he will not give In, and by the time the law log-in cut he hardly hus:ther avength to stand up.
Phew!
kridovenfor.
Cosys RupertĄ
Here is what to do
after OVER-INDULGENCE
Too much good food and drink?
PRESS PHOTOGRAPHS
Try Alka-Seltner and see how mlich faken by, the. better you feel. Alka-faltner noethen?| Morning= kondache, neutralieva cucous savizio
·mcidity, Meets "you"right, BENA"!: AkaKuupra supply el Alka-
handy
Alka-Seltze
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