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JOHNNY HAZARD
BY
by
JOUVYS
"THAT'S OUTE
··BOY/ :LETK
THE • WAY •
Beachcomber
Today I chiefly write for those
Who are grown tired of read-
ing prose.
Here, dull as ever, but more
terse,
me suspect that women were up 10 some kind of agricultural non- sense with their faces.. Have you But, Got The Potato Look? reading on, I found that the
dre ten short lines of point-article was giving Instructions
lers verze
When you have nothing to pro-
claim
Prose and verse are much the
same;
Each at its time, and in its
place,
stay serve to fill a little space. But hark! a footfall in the glade! What fairy seeks the beechen
shade?
י
(Enter the fairies Grogblocsom and Quartbottle)
Muk-Muk's night out
M
[UK-MUK
entranced
the last
crowded - restaurant night by giving his autograph to a dog He then danced with Trivia Tansy. "We ok just wuk friends," he said in his quaint English. He was then prevailed upon to sing "Sox um Indej aw," lyut he got his noce caught in the microphone and his voice
on how to tear eyebrows out painlessly, I have often thought that one long green eyebrow painted across the forehead in a straight line would go with the new nose-shadow on the upper-lip and the varnish on the lobes of the possibly I don't care enough about all this
cars.
But deeply
DUMB-BELLS
WANT
A BATTERY CHARGED!
SORRY SIR, THE BOSS TOLD ME NO CREDIT!
5/20 THT, LEDGER SYNDICATE -
GAR
FRIJA ISTE
By Frank Robbins
JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Lou Put on Ice By Pessimistic Pete
BY OSWALD JACOBY
The soventeenth in the series of lessons in Cantonese to be broadcast over Radio Hongkong by Mr S. K. Leo will be given this evening at 0.30.
16, (3)Dal-(3}y<e-gaw{3}) Next month;
(3)pot.
17, Guind) (3)yul. To-day, 30. (3)Dzawk (3)yut. Yesterday, 10. Ting(1) (3)yul. To-morrow. Goonil - hay(2) fxat(3) (1)tsoy. Congratulations on your
Practico:
For the guidance of listeners prosperity. (a new year greeting,
1. Yut(i)_(1)neen (2)yau (3)shup- we publish below summary
(3)yee-gaw(3) (3)yust. A year has of the lesson, Summaries for
twelve months. subsequent lesson will bo Mail published in the China overy Tuesday and Friday for the duration of this radio fen- ture.
Leon 17.
Year; Month; and DaY
Vocabulary: Refer to page "Cantonese Simplified").
A
month
2. Yut(1)-pow(3), (B)yust (1) sam)-(3)shup (5)7ut has thirty days, 13. Yut(1) [8)ɣut (2)mu) (3)chupany(3) deem(3)-joong(1). A day has twenty-four hours.
(3)700-
4. Yut(1) dean(2)-Joong(1) (2)yau (3)fook-(3)shup fun()) Joong(1). An hour has sixty minutan.
Questions and Answers: 19. Gum(1) 34
(1)neen (S)kat mee(1)-(2)ych (1)neen ah(3)? What year is that
(1)neen (3)bal
(3)gau. Old. Used. Second (1)-gu(2)-(2)ng-(1)ling (1) Ben
This year in 1950.
22. un(1), New. hand,
74. (1)noen. 76. (3) yuet.
2. A Gum(1)
4 year.
day.
moon.
A month.
Neo{1} - zww(5). (3)hal Themeo(1)-(3)ych (5)yurt ab(3)? What
The sun.
7. heh. A sim. Number. Combinationa:
1. Yut(1) (1)soen. A_year.
a (1)Neen ineen. Every year.
3. Sun(1) (1)nern. Now yeur,
4. Gaw(3)-gaw(3) (3)yunt. Every month.
5. Saam(1) gaw(3) (3)yudt. Three month.
6. Saam(1) (2)Yust. March.
7. (3)Shup-(3)yee (3)Yuot, Desem,
LARCENY LOU want one ber
me with a legitimate com- plaint. Here it is in his words.
own
Yul(1) (3)yut. One day,
D. (3)Yut (3)Tut. Every day. 10. Gay(2)-daw(1) (3)hon? What number What day of the month?
1. Tsu(1) (3)hoh. No. 7. Tha 7th day of the month. General Expressions: We
"I played with my wife in the club duplicate yesterday, would have won it easily if it hadn't been for Pessimistic Pete. He sat South and I sat East on the hand that cost us the tournament. The bidding was short and decisive. Pete showed no pessimism and had
YOUR BIRTHDAY...... By STELLA no trouble bidding the diamond
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 29
IF you are born today, you like
the long run, you soon earn the reputation for wisdom.
slam
"My wife opened the four of clubs. Pete won with the acc.
led
over to dummy's diamonde and returned
are of
to the After a
ding in his own hand. couple of groans because the trumps had
and
11. Gumli) (1)nuen. This year. 12. (3)Gau (1)neen. Last year. 10. Choot(1) (1)neen. Next year, 14. Neo(1) gaw(3) (3)yuết," "This month.
15. Seen(1)-gaw(3) (3)yuet, Last month.
Ambulance Brigade
Orders by Comm. A. el Arculli,
spood and activity in your life. Everything must be exelt- ing or you get very bored with existence. This taste for energy can be put to good use if you are constructive in your activi- ties.
equal
December 1950. You could, with case, go very fast in the wrong direction!
Your love of justice is strong and you have no patience with those who are slow to right any wrong. Here, again, your desire for action shows itself. You have the gift of making friends and they can be of great help to you In matters important to future happiness.
your
sounded like a baby elephant trying to bellow with its trunk caught between the claws of a loboter, He had to take the
However, since you are versa- microphone, still attached to the and talented, it is more than
Your love of home and family nose, back to his table, where s waiter knocked it louse with a likely that your plans will be are strong and when it comes to "Flik," commented food ones. You have a definite. selecting a life partner you are soup-spoon. the Eskimo star with a smile.gift for leadership and in times considerable of a romanticist-
something "In England no whaleblubber," of crisis, others are very apt to
by suspected he said later, Asked if he found look to you for help and advice. those who are not very close to the nights short here, he said, You are not one to "knuckle you, "Have met only Sir Edward I under" to anyone and sometimes in store for tomorrow,
against expert advice, about your birthday star and read having your own way. How the corresponding paragraph. ever, since your way usually Let your birthday star be your turns out to be the right way in daily guide.
Crecknall He long as a flag-you can be very stubborn, even pole."
Try it on your horse
Balmain presser for extruding
grease from turapim-ends.
I don't really care
not
To And what the stars have select
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 30
CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan. 20)-If in politics, you can out- manoeuvre an opponent by fully utilising your talents.
AQUARIUS
21-Feb. (Jan 191-A letter to some relative living at a distance can prove helpful to your future. Write
It today.
PISCES (Feb, 20-Mar. 21)- HE headline "Your EyeIf you work things properly to
day, you should receive a reward for past efforts.
THE
brows Need Drilling" made
CROSSWORD
120
122
Actua
1. I uno, geta into jug. De comes
8. A damper that is likely to puzzle,
(0)
9. Art in transport. (01
19. Strip off the bide. (4)
11. You'll often son one " the
country. (4)
1. Shy people usually are. (6) ►
14. This Queen of Carthage named
by Virgil did nothing. (44)
ARIES (Mar. 22-Apr. 20)- Invite friends to join you in some congenial activity. Spend part of the day outdoors.
TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21)-- Be patient and don't expect re- sults too quickly from your Visit a relative or close
plans. friend.
GEMINI (May 22-June 22)— Be diplomatic. Listen to offered advice from a superior. Don't argue about things right now.
CHESS PROBLEM
By L. B. SALKIND Black, 11 pieces.
10
2
(4)
19. Buch a week character (51
ib The servicca seu Emma leave the
temporary Stop 141
16. Double ngures pring « nome
21. A disturbed poom. (4)
22. Doyle given voice. (5)
24. A rég dust fanng.), 181
25. This calls for special meeting
350
20. Indian groom.
Dein
1. One bar to stand out for
(8)
this
2. Close, in more sensus than one.
3. The emalios, pig in the litter, (7)
Intrusivo. (0)
6. Demand na your aus. (5)
4. Here you bore the gainty of
gouta. (ü 7 Commerce
יי
100
White, 10 pieces.
White to play and mate in three.
Solution problem:
to Vesterday's
8. Praten & ponny on the box. {8} } 1, Q-K5, any; 2, Q, R, Kt, or P
Witty remark to put on tomb of mates.
frater. (3, 8)
18. Don may üke thus,
WOCK (0)
part of the agile. (4)
(B)
10. Moals from the past. (4), 10. Throoquarters of 10 across $. Herein' ties shelter (81 Bolution af yesterday's pittrie. Across: 1). Erist 13, Anlie, 13, Amilý: 15, mew: 16. Strap: 19h; 20 Ade: 21. Ebb: 145 Inapt; 15. nước: po. Sedentary
Down 9. Irritabis:_8, Valos; 4. Kta Team: d. unity: T. OFF V. Eden Webster: 15, "Awhile: 24,17
Treu: 16 line: 17. Actor: 18. Prane: da, Ded: 24. AL
INTELLIGENCE TESTO SILVER CAT
Oy T. D. HARE. HERE are Ciuda to Ara
words which.. дод writion under and, another. wilf produce a Word-square (1) Biandard of quality, (2)Doad Anything bub ((a). itinulate
(4), Beres
Communicatos.
Assa harem a further ongo you will require only, the ning letters of tho phread AlLVEN
(50lution on Page 13)
POCKET CARTOON
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CANCER (June 23-July 23)-- Act slowly for the best results. Don't hold n grudge against someone over an old quarrel.
LEO (July 24-Aug. 23)- Relaxing recreation should bring pleasure. Release tensions and get some rest.
VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sept. 22)- Avoid discussing business at- fairs today. Make this a pleasant social time for everyone.
If
LIBRA
mouth is this?
4. A. Nes(1) gaw(3) (3)hal (3)Shup-(3)yeu (3)Yuet. This is Documber.
5. Q, Gum(1)~(3)yut (3)halgas(2), daw(1) (3)hoh ak(3)? What day in it to-day?
6. A. Gum(1)-(3)yut (3)ha! (3)ype- (3)shup - gau{2) (3)hon: yutdi) - Fauta) (2)ng - (1)ling (1)neen (3)shup » (J)yes – (3)Yust (3)yes - (3)shup-gau(á) (3)hon. To-day the wth: December 29th, 1950.
Tuesday' Lesson
4
Lesson 16, which was broadcast on Baxing Day, was as followe
Vocabulary: (Refer to page 13. "Cantonese Bimplified").
C. ying(1), Ought.
09. Boy(1), Ought,
19. (3)dzeh, To thank, Thanks, 71.. sum(1). Freart. Mind.
tre.
Combinations:
Cab-
1. Ving(1) goy(11. Ought. Should. 2. (1)Ming(1)-gey(1). Ought not,
(1)M-goy(1) (2) (ay). you for something done). Sorry.
Thank Please.
4. Daw{1}-(3)dzek (2)(nay). Thank you (for something given).
D. Hoh(2) sum(1). Kind-hearted. {3}{Ñ∞) (2)yau-mum(1). Thank you. You are kind,
General Expressions:
10. Kohla) (3)wah lok(3). mention it.
Examples:
Don't
1. Nay ying(1)-goy(1) gum(2)-
C. St. J., Commissioner Styereg (2) (3)dzoh, You should do it This (that) way. You should do it J.A.B. Hongkong District Ordince this (thai), No. 62/50 sated Friday 29th.
a, ()Nay (1)m ying(1)-gʊy(1) bay(2) tscen(2) (2)kus. You shouldn't give him money.
3.
tell
not broken, Pete led the lack of spades played the eight from dummy By this time, I had made up my mind that Foto's ace of clubs
(1)M-EOT (1) {2)nay (3)win- was a singleton and that my Ambulance Dulles, Hongkong. — only chance was 10 refuse to 31.13.50 to 0.1.50, Wanchal "g" (2)ngaw-ice(1) lahil), Please"
me. Division: 7.1.30. to 13.1.50, Shauki win that spade trick. Accord-wan Division.
Ambulance Dulles, Kowloon, ingly, I played the five
1.1.51. to 7.1.01, Shamshulpo Divi- spades without balling an cyc.
Kowloon alon; 8.1.51. to 14.1.81, Division. "The play almost worked. Pete went into one of his
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clarifying, write that important letter which will do it now.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)-- Don't force issues. Give them time and they will work out to your advantage, Be patient.
of
Sat,
Match Football
Datics. Dec. 30, p.m. Navy Ground, Shaukiwan Division: 2.30 p.m. Boundary Street, Kong Wah Divi
Dec sion, Sun.
31, 2.30 p.m. H.K.F.C. Ground, Western District Welfare Division; 4 p.m. Boundary
Mon Street, Cong Wah Division. Jan. 1. 3.30 p.m. H.K.F.C. Ground, H.KY.M.C.A. Division.
Race Course Duties. - Mon. Jan. 1 Confucian and Motor Transport Divisions.
Chinese Trade Fair Exhibition Duties Fri, Dec. 29, Taimshatsui Ambulance & Waterloo Nursing Divisions. Sat, Dec. 30, Kowloon Divisions. Sum. Dec. 31, Kong Wah. Ambulance & Waterlog Numing Divisions. Tucs. Jan. 2 Kowloon Y.M.C.A. Amb. & Water- 100 Nursing Divisions. Wed. Jan. 3. Kowloon Ambulance & Waterloo
Jan. 4, Nursing Divisions, Thurs, Shamshuipo Ambulance & Waterloo Nursing Divisions.
Narsing Divisions, For Duty, -
Squad
January, 1931. Penetration Poss
Dustica. Chung Sing Nursing DiI- ston. Ambulance duties Sunday. South China Nursing Division. Street Sleepers Shelter Duties. Man Shuen Nursing Division,
Transfers. - Sgt. Wong Yati
trans- ang, Kwong Wah Division fered to K.Y.M.C.A. Division W.. 1.12.50.
the
Anessed once more. All I could do was to take that trick; otherwise I would lose my queen of spades. I led a club back. Pete trumped high, entered dummy with the nine of trumps and discarded his three losing hearts on the three good spades. Curtains!
"It is just your reputation
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22)-Keep your promises. Babiting back at you" I said. "I'll careful if someone else promises you too much. Get the facts.
Check Your Knowledge
1.
How do snakes hear?
2. What Was the Greek name for Greece?
het If an ordinary player had made your play Pete would have picked up your last trump before taking the second spado Aness and you would have set the hand. By the way,
Promotions & Appointmerits. Sgt. Wong Yan-cing promoted_A/0 (on probation) X.Y.M.C.A. Divi- Chan son w.0.1. 1.12.60. Cpl. Division w.c.f. 6.12.50. L/Cpl. Ho Yiu-kwan promoted Sgt. Mongkok Choy promoted Cpl. Mongkols Divi- alan w.o.f. 0.12.60. L/Cpl, Chow Ming promotet Cpl. Mongkok Divi- son w... 6.12.50. Pie. Leung Kwok-choy appointed L/Cpl. Mong
Pto. kok Division w... 6.12.50, Wong Kwok-hing appointed L/Cpl. Mongkek Division w.e.f. 8.12.00.
Extracts From London Brigado Ordır.
D.O. 249. As from June 24, 1960 the Brigade Overseas amalgamated with the Brigade at Home and is now known as the
51. John Ambulance Brigade" with new Headquarters at 8 Groe Vener
London 8.W.1.
Crescent
n. 250. As a result of the above
amalgamation the following changes of tile will now come fato forces- "Chief Commissioner" now "Com- ommissioner how "Deputy Com missioner-in-Chier: "Deputy Chief
Chief";" "Asistant "Aasis-
1.0.
how did Generous George do?"
"He won the tournament, of course," and Lou The lucky so-and-so held the West hand missioner but our old friend Hard Luck Chief Commissioner" now tant Commissioner-in-Chief Joe played the hand
251. The Countess of Brecknock George.
has been appointed Acting Assis- tant Superfüllendent-in-Chief pand- ing confirmation by the Chapter General, B.O. 7/50, Riband for the Life Saving Metal of the Order K.R.H. the Grand Prior has up- proved the adoption of a now
against
"George's partner also opened the four of clubs.' Joe had no
3. Of what ocean is the problema with the hand at all Bay of Bengal a part?
4. What are hallmarks?
5. Which arm of Venus
de
Milo is missing?
He simply drew three rounds
of trumps and finessed the jackband for the Life Saving Medal of spades.
of the Order. The new ribandi Naturally, George, 1 inches breadth in watered silk, with his well known generosity, and the design in 1 inch black cen- let it hold. Joe finessed again tre with 1/12 hich white and 3/19
Inch scarlet stripes at each end, and George. grabbed the queen, Greetings — The 6. Is the "land of Pluto" leaving Joe with three high
spades in dumny and no way heaven or hell?
to get to them. Joe was down three and the top score gave George, the tournament."
(Answers on Page 12)
FIVE
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WEEKLY TO LONDON
Commissioner and membera thanks, all Officers for their loyal support during 1000 and wishes them all happiness for the coming year.
(8gd), E. A. Edwards 8. B. At J.
Corps Supt.
Conversations: 1. A. Nay hoh(2) mah(3)? How are you?
3. D. (2)Neow hob(2), (2)207 (2)yau-rum(1). Tim well, thank you,
(2)Nay neh{1}? And you?
a.
4. A. Roh(2), (2)yau sum(1). I'm Ane, thinks.
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