THE CHINA MAIL, MAY 21, 1941. MUTT AND JEFF
HELLO, OPERATOR!
I DEPOSITED FIVE CENTS, GIMME CENTRAL 1776 AND HERE'S AN EXTRÁ NICKEL FOR YOURSELF!
NOW LISTEN, DELORES, HONEY! YOU SAID YOU WOULD MEET ME "HERE AT NINE AND I WAITED
FOUR HOURS AND--
SO WHAT? AND IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU FEEL ABOUT IT YOU NEEDN'T SPEAK TO ME ANY MORE! GOOD-BYE?
O.K! GOOD-BYE!
HELLO - OPERATOR! OPERATOR!