THE CHINA MAIL, APRIL 17, 1941
Bringing Up Fother
BY GOLLY-THE NEXT TIME WE ACCEPT AN INVITATION TO DINE AT SOMEBODY'S HOUSE - I AM GOING TO EAT FIRST - I NEVER SAW SO MANY DISHES ANʻ LESS FOOD IN ME LIFE -
I'M HALF-STARVED -I'M GONNA SNEAK DOWN IN THE KITCHEN AND GET SOME FOOD -
HOPE I DON'T WAKE
UP THE FAMILY-