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THE CHINA MAIL, MARCH 6, 1941. MUTT AND JEFF
ONCE THERE WERE THREE LITTLE CATS- ONE WAS NAMED "FOOT" THE OTHER WAS "FOOT FOOT" AND THE LAST ONE WAS
"FOOT FOOT FOOT!",
ONE DAY "FOOT"GOT SICK, SO "FOOT FOOT" AND "FOOT FOOT FOOT" CALLED THE DOCTOR FOR FOOT!"
THE DOCTOR SAID "FOOT WAS GONNA DIE AND "FOOT"
DIED!
AND THEN FOOT FOOT" GOT SICK! SO "FOOT FOOT FOOT"
CALLED THE DOCTOR FOR
"FOOT FOOT!"
SO THE DOCTOR TOLD
"FOOT FOOT FOOT" THAT "FOOT FOOT"
WAS GONNA DIE LIKE FOOT!