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YES! WHAT DO You OH-ER-
WANT AT THIS (EXCUSE ME! HOUR OF NIGHT?
ARE YOU MR. BEAN?
NO, I'M COLOHEL WOODBURY Q. "SNOOZELSHACKER!
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE 27 NOT
MR. BEAN?
THE CHINA MAIL, JUNE 10, 1940
LISTEN, YOU DOPE! DIDN'T I JUST TELL BYOU MY NAME IS
SNOOZELSNACKER?
By BUD FISHER
OH, YEAH? THEM WHY DID YOU ANSWER THE DOORBELL
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Brahms
Concerto.
6.00 p.m.-"For the Children".
Today's Wireless
6.30 p.m.-Closing Local Stock Quotations. 6.32 p.m.-Flity-Eight Minutes of Variety, 7.30 p.m.-London Relay-Nows Summary. 8.00 p.m.-Local Time Signal, Weather Ro-
port and Announcements.
8.03 p.m.-Dance Music by Jack Payne and
His Band.
the Fox-Trots-Everybody Dance (from
film): When the Popples Bloom Again. Quicksteps-I Must Have One More Kiss, Kiss. Kiss; Cheerlo, I'll Be Seeing You. Slow Fox-Trot-You Never Miss The Old
~Faces.
Fox-Trol-They Would Wind Him Up and
He Would Whistle.
ZBW 355 M. (845 k.c.'s) and 31.49 M.
9.52 Megacycles
ter: Berlin or Bust. Fox-Trot-The-Darling of-the-Guards.
Dance 8.80 p.m.-"The Organ, Tho
and Mo". -Fox-Trots-Scatter Brain; In
Band
An Elgh- teenth Century Drawing Room; Grand- ma's Parcel.
8.40 p.m.-Musical Comedy and Pantomime
Selections.
9.15 p.m.-London Relay-News Summary,
Quicksteps-Sweet Fanny Adams' Daugh- 9.30 p.m.-London Relay-" Believe in De-
Winning
CONTRACT
(By The
Four Aces)
David Bruce Burnstone, Merwin D. Maier, Oswald Jacoby, Howard Schen- World's leading Team-of-Four, Inventors of the system that has beaten every other system in existence.
ken
OVERBID BUT UNDERPLAYED
e
HIGH CARD VALUES
OF THE FOUR-ACES BYSTEN
ACE... 3 KING..2 QUEEN,1 JACK'
mocracy".
~9:45 ̈p.m.Compositions or Eläzt, Polonaise No. 2.... Berlin
State Opéra
Orchestra.
Hungarian Rhapsody No. 'I In F....London
Symphony Orchestra cond. by
Albert
MACAO RACE MEETING
Following
are the results of the race meeting held yesterday:---
Coates.
Variety.
Programme
10.03 p.m.-Two Brahnis' Songs by Elisabeth
Schumann (Soprano).
Ever softer grows my slumber, Op. 105.
No. 2.
Lullaby, Op. 49, No. 4.
*10.10 pm-Brahme÷Concerto
Minor, Op. 15.
No.--1-in--D--
(Plano)
Artur Schnabel
and the London Philharmonic Orchestra
conducted by Georg Szell.
11.00 p.m.-CLOSE DOWN,
Won by, two. lengths, 14 lengths.
Times: 2.22.
Pari-Mutuel: Winner, $8.00; Places, $5.20.
Parl-Mutuel: Winner, $7.80; Places, $5.50, $6.90, $8.20.
Unplaced ($19.10 each).—300, 555,
$5.20.
Macao
LIMCHOW HANDICAP. Five furlongs. Mrs. Gellion's Eagle.......(H, C. Pih) Mr. L. W. S.'s The Mermaid
(S. W. Pan) Mr. F. F. S.'s Black Diamond.
(K. T. Lo) Won by, 12 lengths, 2 lengths. Time: 1.26.2.
-1
2
3
LAPPA HANDICAP (First Section). Once Round.
Mr.. Lan's Night View.....(H. C. Pin) Mr. P. M. Hoo's Fei Ying
(H. C. Chang) Mr. Constant Billy's Jack O'Lantern
(J. Barrow) Won by two lengths: 112 lengths. Time: 2.04.2.
1
* CASH SWEEPS
2
RACE 1
No. 304
$642.60
3
No. 122
184.60
No. 467
91.80
Parl-Mutuel: Winner $0.40; Places, $0.20. Three runners,
RACE 2
make s
No. 47
LAPPA HANDICAP (Second Section). Once
No. 174
$649.00 185.40
No. 380
02.70
RACE 3
1
No. 534
$603.20
2
No. 30
172.30
No. 589
86.10
342, 376, 556.
RACE 4
No. 3
$628.10
No. 102
179.40
No. 10
89.70
Unplaced ($33.20 each)—519, 354,
RACE 6.
$14.30; Places,
No. 71 No. 591
$328.40
93.80
No. 652
46.90
Unplaced ($13 each).-185, 370, 60,
78.
RACE 6
No. 585
$400.70
2
No. 377
114.50
No. 358.
57.20
3
57, 767,
SPECIAL SWEEP
No. 10587
$11,517.08
No. 34334
3,290.59
No. 34661
1,645.20
231830, 30129, 32271, 327814, 37453, 36806.
25209, 21954,
"Dear Four Aces,” writes William, spades or the King of clubs, I could D. Lee of Chicago, Illinois, "I think have made it.' I replied that, although Round.
he had overbid, he Mr. M. A. H.'s Golden Cow you will agree with me when I say
(S. C. Llang) should have made the that a player should not be optimistic
hand after finding the Mr. M. H. T.'s Double Chance unless he is certain that he will al-
(H. S. Chang) diamond Queen right, ways play the hand so as to get the
He should have dis- Mr. W. E. Grieve's March Brown
(W. E. Grieve) - 3 | most out of the cards. At first glance
carded two clubs on
Won by two lengths, many lengths. you would think I was fortunate to
dia- dummy's long
Time: 2.04.2. hold the North hand after my partner
monds, then entered had opened with two notrump. I made
his hand with the the modest response of four diamonds,
club Ace and cashed expecting to arrive at a nice Small Slam contract, when my partner,
his three top hearts, to the Queen of whose two notrump bid was not too reducing dummy
the Ace and one spade. robust to start with, made the amazing | clubs and
have to keep the club bid of seven notrump.. This was the East would play.
King and therefore could hold only two spades. All the remaining spades would thus have dropped on the Ace and King-and South's eight-spot would have won the final trick."
Neither side vulnerable South, Dealer
Q 7
♡ 10 9 8 5
Q5 8 AJ 7 5 8
Mr. Les
AA 85 8 ♡ 1
AJ 10 8 7
W
AJ 942
♡ 8 4 8 2
0 94. AK 64
K 10 8 AKQJ
OK (2
♬ A 10 D
The bidding:
Bouth West
North Bast 40 Pass
Pass: Pass
JNT Pass INT. Pass "The ten of hearts was opened and South, after winning the trick, was fortunate enough to guess the location of the diamond Queen. He then ran off his twelve top tricks and, after going down one, had the gall to say to me 'If you had held the Queen of
„LEAGUE TENNIS
Owing to the Volunteer practice for the King's Birthday parade, only one "A" Division League tennis match will be played this afternoon, if the weather permits.
At Causeway Bay Chinese Recrea tion Club are due to meet Indian Re- creation Club in what should be a #needle" match.
~TOTAL VALUE OF PACKES
AVERAGE HAND 6%.
*
Saturday Oswald Jacoby was your partner, neither side was vulnerable and you held:
X
AJ XX K J 10 x Q∙10 9 X
The bidding! Iscobr
You
Barnstone
Malor Dbl... (?) ANSWER: Redouble. If by some chance you are left in one spade res doubled, partner should make the contract." If your opponents take out, you have a "killing", double against any other suit.
Score 100% for redouble, 60% for two notrump, 0 for one notrump-on any suit bid.
DE QUESTION NO. 432 Merwin Maier is your partner, nei- ther side is vulnerable and you hold:
The bidding:
Barnstous
Dbl.(1) What do you bid? (Answer Monday,).
(Released by The Bell Syndicate, Inc:):
Parl-Mutuel: Winner, $0.30; Places; $0,60. NAMTAO HANDICAP (First Section). Six furlongs.
1 Mr. Hope's Dow Jones..(H. C. Chang)
.(Mr. Cooper) 2 Mr. Tucker's Tim
........(K. F. Chiu) 3
168. Mr. Bird's Heddon
Won by. A length, 11⁄2 length. Time: 1.39.0, Pari-Mutuel: Winners, $6.20, $6.80, $11.60.
NAMTAO HANDICAP Second Section). Six furlongs.
Mr. Hopeful's Mac's Adventure
(H. C. Pih) Mr. F. J. Gellion's National Anthem
(Gregory) Mr. Collene's King's Envoy ..
(S. C: Liang) Won by, three lengths, half-length. Time: 1.38.4. Parl-Mutuel; Winner, $14.20; Places, $5.00, $7,00, $0.00.
CHAIRMAN'S CUP. One mile. Mr. J. M. Braga's Fairy Ousel.
1 (H. C. Pih) Mrs. Gellion's Felry. Auk ..........(Gregory) Mr. O-Moon's Hogmanay...(S, L. 'Yuen);
In the
Unplaced ($15.90 each)-432, 527,
Unplaced ($203.10 each).—13388,
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