MUTT AND JEFF
THAT LY KẾT THE OF YOURS IS THE BUNK! NEASK HIM IF IT'S SAFE TOENTER MY HOUSE AND HE PUTS MIS TAILUP WHICH MEANS YES, AND WHAT HAPPENED? I GOT
SOCKED!
MAYBE
I GOT THE SIGNALS REVERSED!
SURE! THATS ITS LOOK, HE PUT HIS TAIL DOWN WHICH MUST MEAN YES?
THEN UP MEANS NO AND DOWN MEANS YES!
ŠLÝŘI DONN
WILL LIGHTFED DROPPED
WIN THE... NEXT RACE?
HIS TAIL DOWN THAT MEANS YES!!
THE CHINA MAIL, JUNE 7, 1940.
TWO DO
TO WI
By BUD FISHER
WING
no POUN
Nura Kanis,
Klari Vago
Today's Wireless
6.00 p.m.-An hour of Dance Music. 7.00 p.m.-Closing Local Stock Quota-
tions.
7.02 'p.m.-Richard
Tauber
(Tenor)
and Marek Weber and His Orchestra. Artist's Life-Waltz (Strauss)....Marek
Weber & His Orchestra."
Let Me Love You To-Night (Tunbridge' & Others)....Richard Tauber (Tenor) with
Orchestra.
Lehariana (Geiger)....Marek
His Orchestra.
Weber
A Brown Bird Singing (Royden Barrie
Haydn Wood):. I Loye the Moon (Ru- bens)....Richard Tauber (Tenor) with Orchestra.
Where My Caravan Has Rested' (Lohr); Love's Old Sweet Song (Molly)....Marek Weber & His Orchestra.
ZBW 355 M. (845 k.c.'s) and 31.49 M.
9.52 Megacycles
7.30 p.m.-London Relay The News. 8.00 p.m.-Local Time Signal, Weather
Report and Announcements. 8.03 p.m.-Studio-Two-Plano Recital
by Nurá Kanis & Klari Vago. 1. Bach Sonata 'In G Major."
2. Arensky Suite for Two Pianos, 8.30 p.m.--Three Songs by Paul Robe-
son (Bass).
The Blind Ploughman (Radelyffe-Clarke); The Cobbler's Song (trom 'Chu Chin Chow-Norton)....with Orchestral
comp.
Vinning
AC-
Swing Low, Sweet Charlot (arr. Brown)
....with Plano accomp.
8.40 p.m. Charlle Kunz, Elsie Carlisle, Dick Powell and. Harold Ramsay in a Variety Programme. Piano-Charlle Kunz Piano Medley No, D. 17. Intro: Sunday in the Park; My hea- ven in the pines; Goodnight Angel; Love walked in; So little time: Says my heart. ....Charlie Kunz with Rhythm accomp. Vocal-Little Drummer Boy (Noel & Pe lost)....Eisle Carlisle with Orchestra. Cinema Organ-Famous Marchés Medley.:
Intro:
Semper The Washington Post; Fidelis; Hungarian March; Rodeo Par ade: London Scottish; Gladiator's Fare- well....Harold Ramsay.
Vocal-My Kingdom For A Kiss (Alm 'Hearts Divided'); Two Hearts Divided
Variety Programme
with Orchestra. Plano Charlie. Kunz Plano Medley No. D 18, Intro: Please be kind; Down and Out Blues; Cry, Baby, Cry: The sweet est. song in the World: The First Quat rel; Little Lady Make Believe....Charli Kunz,
Vocal-Somebody's Thinking of You To You're A night (Powell & Others); Education (Dubin & Warren)....Elsi Carlisle with Orchestra, 9.15 p.m.-London Relay-News Sum;
mary.
9.30 p.m.-London Relay World Af
faira".
A 9.46 p.m.-Tchałkowsky — Trio In
Minor, Op. 50. Hephzibah & Yehud Menuhin
and (Piano & Violin) Maurice Eisenberg ('Cello). 10.30 p.m. Leopold Stokowski and the Philadelphia Symphony Orchestra. Carnival of the Animals (Saint-Saens). Danse Macabre, Op. 40 (Saint-Saens).
(film 'Hearts Divided').... Dick Powell' 11.00 p.m.-CLOSE DOWN.
CONTRACT BILLIARDS AND DARTS
(By The Four Aces)
I
David Bruce Burnstone, Merwin D. Maier, Oswald Jacoby, Howard Schen- ken.
World's leading Team-of-Four, Inventors of the system that has beaten every other system in existence.
EXPERTS AT THEIR WORST
Experts are prone vigorously to con- diamond King. East returned a spade, test their opponents' partial score
West ruffed, cashed his contracts. For one thing, they feel
two Aces and played that if their opponents stop at a part
another diamond. score, the chances are that they can-
When the 'diamond' not make game. Also if their oppon-
was ruffed by dum- ents do obtain a part score, it may
my's ten of hearts, be necessary to incur a penalty on the
East overruffed with next hand in order to save the rub- ber.
Here is a hand in which North and
HIGH CARD VALUES
OF THE FOUR ACES SYSTEM
3 ACE KING QUEEN 1 JACK.....!?
· ༄
LEAGUES WIND-UP
The Steel Coulson Billiards and Snooker, and the H. B. Darts Leagues were brought to a conclusion last night when the prizes were distributed by Mr. D. Ruttonjee at St. Patrick's Club. Civil Service Cricket Club, the bil- liards champions, beat the Rest by two games to one, the best game of the evening being between Jones and Lewis. The latter early established a commanding lead and won by 84
shots.
The snooker provided two good games. Police the champions, lost by the Queen and played two frames to one. Bradsell had bad luck when he just failed to double the another spade, and
black and left the ball at the mouth now his partner won
of the centre pocket. still another trump South were at their worst. Having trick with the heart Jack. When the passed twice, South decided it was time he showed his heart suit. When smoke of battle lifted the contract was East reopened the bidding with two down for an 1,100-point penalty. spades, South, feeling that East could make a partial score, rebid his hearts. Yesterday Howard Schenken was Now North, deciding that South must your partner and you held:
have a pretty fair hand after all, sud- denly contracted for
promptly doubled.
Both sides vulnerable
Bast, Dealer
A KQ J4
AK 10
09.8
A 7643
A 10 7 4
KQ 8 3
N
W
10.6
game. West
A 985
3.2
♡ Q OK 2
J 6 5 2
9 8 7 5 4 2
The bidding;
K
*
J9XX
O KI AK JI I
The bidding: Baristone You Malar Pass Pass Раба Pass (7)
*
Schenken.
ANSWER: Your correct bid is two spades. It is unlikely that you can make game
unless your partner is strong enough to bid over two spades. Score 100% for two, spades, 50% for three spades 40% for two clubs (might. be passed) 0 for any other bid.
QUESTION. NO. 430
David Bruce Burnstone is your part- ner, neither side is vulnerable and you hold:
8.X
-Q J. 10:5
9
East
South West
North
Pass
Рава Pass 14
1A
-Pass
Pass
INT
Pars 20
Pass
Psas
The bidding:
24
1av
Pass
›Poas Pasa
Pass
Pass
Pass.
You
(Auswer
Bell Syndicate.
What do ybusbidr tomorrow
Released
West opened his singleton spade; East won with the Ace and laid down his. Inc:)
Goodwin was unfortunate to lose his game, his opponent being lucky to sink the black.
HONG KONG HARBOUR CONTROL ORDER
Owners and Masters of all mechani cally propelled vessels and all plea- sure yachts are warned that naviga- (both tion in the Kap Sing Mun branches) and Rambler Channels i forbidden between 30 minutes after sunset and 30 minutes before sunrise.
Should the business of the Port of warrant any special circumstance departure from this Order, permission must be obtained from the Naval Au- thorities.
This Order, does not apply to craf controlled by Government Depart ments, but prior notice of their inten tion to use these Channels at night should be given whenever possible. omcers' Club (C. P. O. Otway, P. O. Marle E, R, A. Davis, E. R. A. Jennings, Shipwt House) 2.
Highest scores:-Billfärds, P. O. Grant 66; snooker. G. A. Low, 30: darts, highes Garrison Sergeants' Mess showed game finish, C. P. O, Davies, 88.
CHAMPIONSHIP GAMES their superiority by trounching the Billiards:-Rest beat Civil Service 2-1 Rest team by five games to nil at darts.Rakusen (C.S.) beat Gowland (R.) 200-115 Lewis (R.) beat Jones (C.S.) 200-109, Lon (R),beat Grimmett (C.S.) 148.
Results:
Cricket Billiards: Civil Service
Club (Grimmett, Rakusen, F. Jones) 1; H. B. Club (Low, Ng, Marcoe) 2.
Snooker:-Poliče (Bradsell, Goodwin, Pope) 1; Civil Services (Strange, Bendall, Ebbage) 2.
Darta: Garrison Sergeants" Mess (S. S. M. Winn, S. S. M. Lord, S. Sergt. Carden, Sergt. Hell, Sergt. Chalcroft) 1: Chief Petty
In the
Snooker:-Rest beat Police 2-1, Brennar (R.) beat Goodwin (P.) 86-78, Horgan (R. beat Bradscil (P.) 90-87, Pope (P.) bea Marvin R.)” 115–78. -
Darts:-Garrison Sergeants
beat Res
50. Garden beat Smith 1-0, Lord bea Otway 1-0, Bell beat Marvin 1-0, Chalcrof beat Taylor. 1-0 Winn beat Goodyer 1-0.
HONG KONG
HOTEL
DINNER DANCE
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