"MUTT AND JEFF
MUTT WHO'S HES A DOG FANCTER!
THAT MAN YOU JUST
BROUGHT IN?
· HE HAS NO PLACE I TO SLEER SOITULD HIM HE COULD SLEEP
WITH YOU!
SLEEP WITH
ME? BUT HOW DO YOU I KNOW YOU
CAN TRUST
HIM?
LISTEN, IM A JUDGE OF CHARACTER! I CAN TELL A PERSON JUST 'BY LOOKING AT HIM--
AND IF HE LIKES DOGS YOU CAN TRUST
HIM!
DÓ YOU LIKE DOGS,
STRANGER?
1-24
{.I LOVE DOSS!
THE CHINA MAIL, MARCH 11, 1940
By BUD FISHER
SAID
TWELVE DOGS!
PLENTY OF
MUSTARD!
HOT DOGS
Schnabel:
Mozart Piano
Concerto
6.00. p.m.-"For the Children."
Uncle Peter's Nursery Sing Song.....
Today's Wireless
Uncle Peter (Bass-Baritone) and Instru. Trio.
The Punch and Judy Show (Black) .Rudy Starita ⚫ (Xylophone) with Piano and. Saxophone. Studio-Story by Aunt Susan. Famous Marches Medley. Intro: Ro
deo Parade; London Scottish and Gladiator's Farewell
Harold Ramsay at the Organ. The Mocking Fairy (Besly) Elsie Suddaby (Soprano) with Piano. After the Ball (Harris); Two Little Girls in Blue (Graham).....The Old-Time Singers with Orchestra. Childhood Memories. (arr. Somers)'
..London Palladium Orchestra cond. by Richard Crean. 6.30 p.m.-Closing Local, Stock Quota-
tions.
6.32 p.m.-Mozart-Concerto in F Ma- Jar. Arthur Schnabel (Piano) and
ZBW 355 M. (845 ́k.c.'s) and 31.49 M.
9.52 Megacycles
The London Symphony Orchestra (8.45 p.m.Musical Comedy Selections. conducted by Dr. Malcolm Sargent. lustrated by records.
7.30 p.mLondon Relay-The News. 8.00 p.m.-Local Time Signal, Weather
Report and Announcements, 8.03 p.m.-This week's programmes.. 8.07 p.m.-Light French Music. 8.30 p.m. -*** Reginald Foort at the
Organ.
"Rose Marie" Selection (Friml)
....New Mayfair Orchestra. "Home and Beauty" Selection
Magda Neeld, Janet Lind and Webster Booth with Orchestra, "Mother of Pearl-Selection (0.
Straus)....New Mayfair, Orch. "Follow A Star”—Vocal Gems (El- lis)....Light Opera Company with : Orchestra.
mary.
7.00 p.m.-Studio-Talk on Ballet II-
One Kiss (from New Moon Rom-9.15 p.m.-London Relay-News Sum.
(from 'New Moon' Romberg), Leslie Stuart Selection. Intro: Sol- | 9.30 p.m. London Relay "This Free-
diers of the King; Tell me, pretty dom". berg); Lover, Come Back to Me maiden; In the shade of the Palm; Little Dolly Daydream; .. Sweet- heart May; Lily of Laguna.
Winning
CONTRACT
(By The Four Aces)
David Brice Burnstone, Merwin D. Mater, Oswald Jacoby, Howard Schen- World's leading Team-of-Four, Inventors of the system that has heaten every other system in existence.
ken.
A GOOD START-
Of course North should have open It seems to us that around the holl- day season the bidding by a greated with two spades, and the pair would many players becomes fast and furious. have had a reasonably good play for We cannot help but feel that this is so the Slam in that suit. Under the cir- because so many are filled with Christ-sumstances, however, we doubt very mas spirits. The hand below, which much was played on New Year's Eve, does seem to indicate that the North and South players (but certainly not their opponents) are in for a lucky year.
North, Dealer
Both sides vulnerable
AK 983
A.Q 10 8
D.8 7.5
4 5 2
OAK 10,4
AKJ
10.6
09-8.5-4
8.
A 10
The bidding:
North
Fast
South
Pasa
3
Pass
10.
Pass
V
Páss
Pass
West
Pass
Pass
Pass
Pass
Against the horrible seven-club contract West tried to cash the Ace of hearts, After this was trumped the
HIGH CARA MELUNES
OF THE
ALL KING QUEEN 1 JACK
9.45 p.m.-Kötelbey-In Holiday Mood
-Sulte.
Palladium The London Orchestra cond, by Clifford Green- wood.
9.57 p.m.-Songs by Richard Tauber
(Tenor).
Woodlands Far (Mendelssohn- Bartholdy-von Eichendorff): : Pagliacci Serenade (Leoncavallo- Weatherly); Sleep-Song (Leon- cavallo - Drinkwater)
Orchestra accomp.
with
10.07 p.m.-A Variety Programme with Stan Holloway, The Duncan Slaters, and Others.
Variety
Programme: Musical Comedy
and
Humorous Monologue-Albert
the 'Eadsman (Elgar); Jubilee So- vereign (Edgar).......... .Stanley Hol loway with Piano.
Orch.-Love, and Learn (Alm "Tha
Girl from Paris').....Abe Lyman & His Californians; One Never Knows, Does One? (film 'Stow- away')....Mal Hallett & His Orch Vocal Adam and Eve (Duncar Ti-Pi-Tir Sisters Granatt); (Grever-Leveen)....The Duncan Sisters with two-piano accomp. Vocal-Why, Is There Ever. Good- Bye (from Ivor Novello's "Care- less Rapture")....Olive Gilber (Contralto) with Orch. & Chorus Studio Scene (from 'Careless Rap- ture')....Ivor Novello, Dorothy Dickson & Olive Gilbert with Orch Hawaiian Orch.-Hawaiian Stars are
Gleaming (Ege & Rosen); Oh Rosalita (Ege & Llossas)....Linn Milford & His Hawaiian Players with Vocal Chorus. - VocalI Was Anything But Senti- 'mental (film Take my tip'); Bir
die out of a čage (film "Take tip) Cicely Courtneidge and Jack Hulbert' with 'Orchestra. Humorous Monologue-Jonah and the Grampus (Edgar); The 'Ole in the Ark (Edgar)....Stanley Hol- loway with Plano.
11.00 p.m.-CLOSE DOWN.
ST. STEPHEN'S COLLEGE TO-DAY'S®
CONCERT
A charity Concert organised by the students of St. Stephen's College (boys) was held on Saturday night. Bishop Hall, in his speech, stated that the main object was Chinese Industrial Co-operatives, and the subsidiary ob- jects. Refugee Students and the Bri- tish War Organisation Fund.
encores. The
TENNIS
Chief interest in to-day's "program- me of Colony tennis matches will lie in the appearance of O. Umetani former Japanese ranking player, against S. A. Hussain: Umetanl re- ceived a walk-over in his first match
There is little outstanding in other games down for to-day.
PROGRAMME
Open Singles
the
Mr. G. D'Aquino, accompanied by that North and South would | Prof. Gualdi, was in fine voice. Both have minded if they had been set. As Mr. F. Gouzalez and Prof. Harry Ore it was, they drank a toast and con- received enthusiastic gratulated each other on their beauti-John's Hall Orchestra played an Over- ful bidding.
ture, and Miss Betty Lee gave Tap Dances.... Another popular item was conjuring. St. Saturday you were Merwin Maier's Prof. Maxwell's partner and held:
Stephen's Boys gave an amusing. Eng- lish play, and finally come the pre-
Kwok Hing-chung and Lui Kwai-fan v C sentation of the Chinese play "The H. R. Hyde and J. J. Ferguson (5). Pavillon of Stormy Waves" by South China Film Stars.
*
I I
The bidding: Barnstone
Maler
80
*
INT INT PA
Pass Pass What do you lead?
ANSWER: Lead a spade. You should try to put your partner on lead so that he can play hearts through Declarer's King. If you give up a heart trick; Declarer will probably be able to run off enough tricks for game.
Score 100% for a spade, 40% for heart, 0 for any other lead.
QUESTION NO. 355
Both sides are vulnerable. You are David Bruce Burnstone's partner and Ace and King of holdi spades were played, then the club'“ King. Bouth then trumped a spade, noting, with satisfaction that Weat could not overtrümp. And when the miracle | of dropping the club Queen occurred, “De- clarer drew the other trump, then gleefully discarded the rest of his heart losers on dummy's spades.
Marsland Ma v A. R. Kitchell (8). 8. A. Hussain v O. Umetani (8).
Open Doubles
Club Championship.
H. D. Bidwell (-2/8); v. M. S. Lloyd
-ན ་ (2/6) (1).
J. 8. Theobald v V. R. Gordon (2).
Club Handicap Doubles
The Chairmán, Mr. W. Z. Tang thanked those who had contributed. goods, namely Messrs. A. & S. Watson, The Dairy Farm Co., The Blue Bird and G. W. Sewell (-5/8). (3). Cafe and The British American To-
M. Pagh and E. Zulauf (-30.1) v A, Lađe
C. C. Stark and C. M. Stark (plus 3/6) ▼ bacco Go. Some $3000 was raised for w, Q. Harvey and 'A, H. Barwell (scratch) charity by the Concert.
The bidding!
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do yon bid?... (Ans
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Rasoolation
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