MUTT AND JEFF
VERY WELL!"
· I · WON'T. QUIBBLEIHERES YOUR FIFTY CENTS!
| - BUT, LADY, THIS IS THE CHEAPEST HOTEL IN THE CITY! ONLY FIFTY CENTS A ROOM, BUT YOU MUST
PAY IN
ADVANCE!] n
11-25
BOY, WHAT A CHEAP DAME! SHE WANTED THE ROOM FOR THIRTY-FIVE CENTS!
SAY, I'M GETTING
YEH, AND SHE WANTS ALL KINDS
OUT OF HERE! GIMME
BACK MY FIFTY CENTS!/
BUT WHY?
OF SERVICE.
THE CHINA MAIL, MARCH 7, 1940
WHY? WHY?
I JUST SAW TWO: RATS FIGHTING IN MY ROOM!
By BUD FISHER
LADY, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FOR FOUR BITS,
A BULL FIGHT?
Hal Lorenzo & Toby Gray From
The Studio
Today's Wireless
5.46 p.m.-Studio-Children's, Hour. 8.45 p.m.-Closing Local Stock Quota-
tlons.,
6.47 p.m.-Saint-Saens Concerto In G Minor, Op. 22. Arthur De Greef (Piano) and New Symphony Or- chestra cond, by Sir Landon Ronald, 7.12 p.m.-'Cello Recital by Pau Casals. Kol Nidrei, Op. 47 (Bruch)....Pau Casals and The London Symphony Orchestra cond. by Sir Landon Ronald.
Moment Le Cygne (Saint-Saens);
Musical (Schubert)....Pau Casals with Piano accomp. by Mednikoff. 7:30 p.m.-London Relay-The News. 8.00 p.m.-Local Time Signal, Weather
Report and Announcements. 8.03. p.m.-Studio - Concert by Hal
ZBW 355 M. (845 k.c.'s) and 31.49 M.
9.52 Megacycles...
Lorenzo (Jazz Piano) and Toby Gray (Plano-Accordeon).
1. Accordeon Mixture No. 4 (arr. Toby Gray)....Toby Gray.
2. Piano Solo Love's Greeting....
Hal Lorenzo.
3.
Two Piano Medley-Whispering; After you've gone.....Hal Lo- renzo & Toby Gray.
4. Accordeon & Piano-South of the
Border....
Toby Gray & Hal Lorenzo.
(a)
6. Accordeon & Piano Medley:
Over the Rainbow; (b) Jeepers Creepers; (c) They Say....To- by Gray & Hal Lorenzo.
7. Two Piano Version of F. D. Roo- sevelt Jones....Hal Lorenzo & Toby Gray.
8.30 p.m.-Edith
Orchestra.
Lorand
and Her
The Last Waltz (Oscar Strauss). Donauwellen Waltz (Ivanovici). Haffner Serenade Rondo. (Mozart).
5. Piano Solo-Oomph.....Hal Lo-8.45 p.m.-Studio-Talk on "An Ap-
renzo.,
Winning
CONTRACT
(By The Four Aces)
David Bruce Burnstone, Merwin D. Maier, Oswald Jacoby, Howard Schen- World's leading Team-of-Four, Inventors of the system that has beaten every other system in existence.
ken ...
A CRUCIAL OPENING LEAD
The tremendous importance of thei The experts, who chose the correct opening lead was never more fully opening of the club Ace followed by a demonstrated than on this Slam hand. small club, thought that the bidding West, who is ordinarily a fine player, showed that any tricks taken on de- chose the wrong opening, and South fence would have to be won quickly. made his contract. Feeling remorse- Furthermore, they felt that North, who ful but still uncertain as to whether at one stage had bid three notrump, he should have guessed the correct was, sure to hold two clubs and pro- opening, West referred the hand to a bably three, in which case there was committee of five experts. He of a fine chance of East having a sin- course showed them only his
Finally, West could always own gleton. hand and the bidding. When four of shift after cashing the Ace of clubs if the five players guessed the right he thought there was a better chancé opening, West, admitted that he was of winning the second trick in some
other suit, wrong,
East, Dealer
Both sides vulnerablo
Yesterday Merwin Maier was your partner and you held:
KQ J X AK XXX
AK 4
Q 95
◊ 10 7 8 3
♣ K 10 3
Q X.
A 9.7 2
A QJ 10 6
♡ J 10 6 4
N W:
✔ X X
.
B
086
EVAK 87
3 2
The bidding:
You
A 8G 3
8
A QJ 94.2 ♣ Q J 9 76
The bidding. East
14
South 20
1♡
5
PASS
Pass
Pass PASS
West
North Pass 3NT
60 Dbl. " Pass
West had actually opened a spade. His reason for this lead, he said, was, 'first, that he thought
Declarer would HIGH GARD VALUES void of hearts, which POURACES SYSTEN 'was correct; and, se-
ACC.
KING
QUEEN 1 JACK.
be
that dummy cond, would hold something like the Ace-Quéen of spades. If this were true and Declarer held two spades, d spade. trick could be won be- fore, the club suit was established.
Burnstone
Malor: Schenken
Радв
1A Paso 3A (7)
ANSWER: Your correct bid. is four spades. Even though you have five hearts, you cannot afford to show them now since a four-heart bid will be regarded as a Slam try.
Score 100% for four spades, 0 for any other bid. :-
QUESTION: NO. 352 Howard Schenken is partner, You are the hold:
your dealer and
preciation of Thomas Masaryk".
Children's Hour And Variety Show
9.15 p.m.London Relay-News Sum
mary.
9.30 p.m.-London Relay
"Vive L
France". Second of the series by Sir George Clark,
9.45 p.mSelections from Noel Co
ward's Musical Plays,
10.06 p.m.-A Variety Programme with
Gracle Fielde, Sandy Powell, Th Mills Brothers, Maurice Winnick and His Orchestra and Others." 11.00 p.m.-CLOSE DOWN.
CAMBRIDGE WIN. THE
ATHLETICS
London, To-day.
9.05 p.m.-Vocal Gems by the Big Four.
Cambridge yesterday beat Oxford Old Timers. Intro: Won't you come by 77 points to 40. in the annua
home, Bill Bailey; The ship I love;
Git yer 'air cut; Champagne Char- Inter-Varsity Athletics at Cambridge lie; After the Ball; Break the News for which no Blues were awarded. to Mother; Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay; Cambridge won eight events and In the good old 'summertime; My Oxford five.
gal is a high-born lady;
Little
Alabama Coon; I Can't Tell why
I Love You; Good-bye, Dolly Gray. ....with Piano accomp.
1-19
djeloshed by The Bell Byndicate, Ind.7
The mentally. sketchy girl. friend says her rich beau's appeal is hard to describe but she can count on it.
Reuter
GREW HEAVIER AS HE GREW OLDER
His System was Becoming
Sluggish.....
It is the fate of many people to pu on weight after reaching the age of forty. This is usually a sign that the internal organs are getting sluggish and lazy in their work. The remedy is simple the little daily dose Kruschen can be counted on to pu matters right, as it did in the case of this man-
0
"As I advanced in years, my weight increased, and I was worried with fullness and dizziness after meals. So I thought I would try Kruschen Salts and I have obtained surprisingly re- sults. My weight has gone down con- siderably, and I feel much more aler and vigorous. The dally dose Kruschen has gradually cleansed my whole system."~J.B.
Ο
The commonest type of obesity 1 that caused by an accumulation & waste material which sluggish elimin- ating organs have failed to expel from the system. The six salts in Kruscher assist the liver and kidneys to throw off each day all. undigested food sub- stances and excessive waste matter Then, little by little, that ugly fat goes --slowly, yes, but surely.
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X X X KQ XX K 10 The hidding:
Jacoby Schenken PABS INT
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Burnstone Pass
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