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THE CHINA MAIL, OCTOBER 2, 1939.
By BUD FISHER
THEY'RE OFF THE GROUND!
WELL, SO
ARE
Beethoven's.
Fifth
Symphony
Today's Wireless
12.15 p.m.-Short Service of Interces-
sion.
12.30 p.m.-Two Plano Selections by
Rawicz and Landauer.
Chopinezza (arr. Rawicz and Lan- dauer); Viennese Waltz Medley (Strauss-arr. Rawicz and Lan- dauer).
12.40 p.m-Duke Ellington and His
Orchestra.
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1.00 p.m.-Local Tline Signal and
Weather Report:
1.03 p.m.-Scottish Programme with
William McCulloch.
1:30 p.m.-Reuter and Rugby Press, Weather Forecast and Announce- ments.
1.45 p.m.-Beethoven-Symphony No. 6 in C Minor, Op. 67. Royal Albert
sen
ZBW 355 M. (845 k,c.'s) and 31.49 M.
9,52 megacycles)
Hall Orchestra cond. by Sir Landon Ronald."
2.15 p.m.-Close downt. 0.00 p.m.
For the Children".
8.52 e.m
(Soprano)
Variety And Dance
Music
Boggs: by:
* Oriental Prayer (from Lakme-De-
libes); Ball Song (from Lakme" Delibes); Variations On Mozart's Ah Vous Diral de Mamart, (Adh
With every breath I take; His Ma¬ jesty the Baby, June in Januarý, One good time delerves another; | 905 pm. —Studio –Comments on The big butt wolf was dead.
6.30 p.m.-Closing. Local Stock Quota-6.45 p.m. — George Elflott and His 9.7
tions.
6:32 p.m.-Ronald Gourley":
Plano,
Piano Medley. Intro: Smoke gets in your eyes; Who inade Httle Boy Blue; If I love again, Continental; Stay as sweet as you are, Sweet- meat Joe, the Candy Man Plano Medley. Intro: Easter Parade;
Winning
CONTRACT
(By the Four Acos)
David Bruce Burnstone. Merwin D. Maier, Oswald Jacoby, Howard Schen
World's leading Team-of-Four, Inventors of the system-titat has. beaten every other system in existence.
TWO M18TAKES To-day's article is based on the hand used
in yesterday's question, which is answered below. Suffice to say
one of our experts not only scored bút 50% on his bidding, but took a great big goose egg/ on the defence. -
West, Dealer
AA 10.8.6,
◆ Q.7 5.3
J 8 4 OQ 10 9 6.2 A 6
་
♡
9 7 3
W
K 94.
4 04
entered his own hand with the King of spades and discarded dummy's one remaining spade on the thirteenth club, thereby making his contract of ave diamonds, doubled when the opponents could have made five hearts, if they had bld the hand properly, or beaten him one trick if they had defended properly.
Yesterday you were Merwin Maier's partner and held:
4.10 8 XX A. TI
10
0 8 4
The bidding:
4.078
POBS 3♡
You Barnstone - Matèr
Pass IV Pass 1♡ 50
Schenken
20 5&
AKJ 13 AK 10 8 5·3.
The bidding: -
North Bast South
Pass · 1♡♥
West
Páse
a♡
Poss
Dbl.
Бо
DDI.
KINGS QUIEM JACKO
201
Pass Pass -Pass. Fass Pas
Wast opened: the Ace of hearts. Declarer trumped, cashed the Ace of diamonds, played a low diamond to dummy's Queen and HIGH CARS values led the singleton club. FOUR-ACKE SYSTEM East won with the FALLE
Ace and laid down the King of hearts. De- clarer trumped, played the King of clubs, discarding a spade from dummy, trumped a club and now ~ led the Queen de KTADZĪBA, At this point all What had là do to beat the hand was to duck vélinn It came around to him. But instead he won with the Ace and led' a third heart. Declarer ruffed with his last trump, trumped a club in dummy,
Pass
. Pasa
Dbt. (?) ANSWER: Your correct bid is five hearts. True, you have two Aces and your partner has opened the bidding. Accordingly, you should expect nar- mally to set the five-diamond, can- tract, But Mr. Schenken undoubtedly has a very strong two-sulter. Further. more, in spite of the fact that you doubled, clubs, your partner could not double diamonds. Hence, the best you can hope for is to set the five- diamond contract one trick. Finally, with this hand there is no real reason why five hearts cannot be made.
Score 100% for five Reafts, 90% for double 0 for any other big?
Ind
QUESTION. NO, 221: You are the dealer and
hold:
bid? (Ang
(Rejonsed By. The
rest Opening
Syndicate,
Sweet Music, Makers." Waltz My Heart In Old Killarney,
Fox-Trot Speaking of the Wea ther (Alm Gold Diggers of 1837'); All My Life (Film: Talighing frisb Eyes Sundown, In Old Wallets! (Carlton and Ritz); Fox-Trot What Have You Dare To My Heart (filmr Cafe Collette), Fox-Trot Thru The Courtesy Of Love (film The Voice of Scandal"); Rose Dreams (Shannon and Stalny) Swanee Moon (Leon and Others); Fox-Tro-On A Typical Tropical Night(film: Go West Young Man'); Let's Call A Heart (film'
Pennies from Heaven'},
7.15 p.m.-Excerpts from Gilbert and
Sullivan.
Trial by Jury: For these kind words, When I, Good Friends... Les Sheffield and Chorus: Patience: I Hear the Soft Note of the Echoeing Voice-Sextette:But Who Is This?...N. Briercliffe, La Rands, W Lawson, G.. Baker, R. Mackay, M. Eyre, B. Lewis, D. Oldham, D. Fancourt, M. Green, and Orchestra.
The Yeomen of the Guard: A Man Who Would Woo A Fair Maid.. -D. Oldham, W. Lawson and N.
Briercliffe.
The Mikado, The Sun, Whose Rays
· Are. All Ablaze...Elsie Griffen; Brightly Dawns Our Wedding Day
7.40
E. Griffen, D. Hemingway, D., Oldham, G. Baker.
p.m.-A Spanish Programme. Gordoba (Albeniz); Granada! (Al- beniz)...Orquesta Odeon, Mo Princesita (Little Princess)-(Fadil- la); Granidinas (Farewell; -- My Granada)-(Barrera)-
Tito
Schipa (Tenor). Triana (Albeniz Orchestrated by Arbos) ....New Light Symphony Orchestra cond. by Eugene Goo-
sens.
[9,30:pim
tolayThe A
nigh, Sobus. - "Intro: Perfyr Colia; La Paloma; La Partida; EF Hellcario; Ay Ay Ay
lan Serenaders -- -- Thinks All Round-Intro Vive la
Compagnie-Comet Landlord i the flowing bowl, Little, brown 'jug," Drinking, "Old"` King Cole; What Shall We do with the Drug- #ken Sällort Simon the Cellarer, Whiskey Johntly; Here's to the Malden, We won't go home ti morning Auld Lang Syne. Co- lumbia Vocal Gem Company, with Two Pianos.
9.47 p.m.-Dance Music and Variety,
Blues-Barbary Coast Blues; Rumba
Spanish Dance No. 3. (Grañados)...;
New Light Symphony Orchestra. 6.00 p.m.-Local Time Signal, Weather
Report and Announcements. 8,03 p.m.-8TUDIO-A Talk, 6.20 p.m.Bulte. Le Bourgeois "Gen..
tilhomme (Strausa) played by thel Walther Straram Orchestra of Paris, 11
Or-
Antigua Joe Daniels and His Hot Shots in "Drumpasticks". Fox-Trots-I'm Reading Your Let- ters; I'm Sorry:I: Didn't Say "I'm Sorry" The Organ, The Dance Band and Me. Two Pianos Transatlantic Rhythm.
Medley Irving Chegar and Ray Henderson. Fox-TrotsLittle Silhouette; Three Jolly Fellows The Three Vir tuosos (Oh three Planos). Tangos Retințin; Lorenzo.
questa Tiplea, Francisco Cariaro. Fox-Trots Says My Heart (film "Cocoanut. Grove'); So Little Time Jack Harris and His Orchestra. Vocal---On Top Of A Bug (Arden and Others); We Agree Perfectly (David Coots). Len Bermon with Orchestra, Slow Fox-Trots The Red Maple Leaves, There's Rain In My Eyes. Mantovani and His Orchestra. Novelty Fox-Trot-When The Cir
qus. Came To Town, Fox-Trot They Gave Him A Gun To Play With: Jay Wilbur and His Band.' VocalPour Qui Tant De. Folles (film Voyage de Noce'); Signorina (Alm Voyage de Noce) Albert Prejean with Orchestra. Tangos Buen Amigo; Night On The La Plata....Juan Llosses and His Tango Orchestra: Fox-Trots--The Donkey's, Serenade (Alm Firefly); The Down and Out Blues (film Happy Returns"). Jay Wilbur and His Band. p.m.-Close down.
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