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WOMEN are SMART
You can't fool a woman. A smart her three friends greeted her at the woman, I mean. Camille Squier was station. "I have the most wonderful smart. So was Elena Talley. But news!" there was a difference. Camille was
"I hope better looking. She had charm and could wear clothes. When she entered it's a flock of men.. There's absolutely a room, men gravitated toward her, no one hore. It's positively dull.” She know this. And because knew it, she was sure of herself.
she
Gail Sharon said bluntly:
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"Only one, darling.. One lovely
.man. He's adorable: handsome
· His name is Val Randall. She knew there writer. Elena knew it, too,
met him at a dance two weeks ago." was no sense in making a conquest. when Camille was around. If Camille She turned to Camille. "A new con- took a fancy to your conquest, you quest for you, my sweet. You'll adore might
You didn't him." as well give up.
said "Really," have a chance with Camille as competition. The best you could do faintly.. was to retire gracefully no matter how much it, hurt, and pretend not to care. That was the only way you could save your face..
your
Camille, smiling
"He's the best looking thing you've ever laid eyes, on!" Elena babbled on. "Oh, you'll love him. I can just see you two together, The best looking couple on the beach!"
Sometimes Camille stole your con-
"If he's as good looking' as Jeff Bur- quest just to be mean, just to show her. superiority. So secretly Elena and ton, he must be an Adonis," Camille "I'm quite satisfied with my pre- all the other girls in their crowd hated said. Camille. Hated and criticized and sent set-up, darling. copied.
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"You won't be", said Elena, “after? you've seen Val. I've told him This was the situation when Elenu about you. He's dying to meet you." met Val Randall. She met him at a dance. And so Elena continued to talk about in January two weeks before she was Val. For six days the talked due to leave with her family for the him whenever she could get anyone to annual sortie to Miami. Val was a listen. And mostly she talked to writer and soft spoken and gentle and Camille. She kept harping on his understanding, and Elena knew she good looks, his charm, his eagernesss loved him before they had
She talked danced to meet the other girl. around the floor once.. It was one of about his writings, his manners, the him those things. You meet slews of man things he said. She compared
of them and then suddenly you meet one who with all the other men any is different, and it happens and there's had ever met. Her descriptions caused nothing you can do about it.
the other men to fade into a remote background.
The discovery confused her, changed her, carried her to dizzy heights and
Camille was bored. After two days
By Barbara Ann Benedict
dropped her to depths of despair. of it she had heard enough. She was Randall's She knew he loved her. She could see sick of the sound of Val
it in his eyes. She could feel it. She hame. Her replies to Elena's enthusias~-
and build-upa become sharp knew he was restraining himself be- ' tic cause of convention. She knew he was irritated. afraid to say what was in his heart be- Then at last Val arrived; and Elena, Cause he was afraid "she wouldn't be entering the hotel with Camille and Candance and Gail and seeing him in lieve him,
Oh, It was frustrating. She couldn't tell the lobby, cried: There he is'
Isn't he wonderful!" him how she felt. It wouldn't ring there's Vall.
true.
looked at
Then she learned that he was. And she crossed the lobby to speak to The other girls trailed behind. going to Miami in January, and her him.
Almost Elens held her breath and then watch- heart beat with wild-joy. instantly horror replaced the joy. The ed and waited. crowd would be there. Camille would Val looked at the other girls and Camille. Camille's eyes be there. Camille would take one look at Val Randall and that would be the were faintly puzzled, faintly shocked. Presently she excused herself and end.
Elena was desperate. Before it went to her room. Elena. found her hadn't mattered, because she hadn't there a half hour later.de really been in love. This was differ....... "Wasn't he grand, darling! Wasn't ent. She couldn't let Val go without he wonderful?”
Camille stifled a yawn. "Honey, you! a.fight. Even if it meant losing face, even if it meant humiliation and being never did know what to look for in a laughed at Val was hers. Camille man. I'm sorry, but please don't try Couldn't have him. Somehow, some to promote a romance between your way she was going to best Camille at writer and me. I'm quite satisfied her own game. How? How? The with my present set-up.” word. beat against her brain. How Elena's face felli But the moment could there be a way when Camille had she was outside the door, her eyes He's only: never failed to win any man she want lighted with triumph.
ed?
There was onl one hope. - Elena, going to be here a weak," she thought, had never really been in love before..."I can keep it up that long. Why, I Love might find a way,
Elena left with her folks for
on the 21st of Janu come down a week Candace Usher and
there *families, would-
Hotel on MI "Darling
ate him." And
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