THE CHINA MAIL FRIDAY SUPPLEMENT, MARCH 3, 1989
́S. N. Chau's Victory Day (B. Tao up) being led in after winning the Sydney Maiden Stakes, second section.
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The interest of Chinese feminity in the races was well marked this meeting. This picture was taken in the, stand on the first day.
CABBAGES AND
KINGS
OOTPAD: Get
Get ready
to die
I'm going to shoot you. Victim: Why?
Footpad: I've always said I'd shoot anyone who looked like me. Victim: Do I look like you? Footpad: Yes.....
Victim: Then shoot.
He had lived all his life in a small village. This was his first visit to London. Walking into a City post office, he said, “Half a pound of ham," please!”
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"We don't sell ham here.", re- plied the amazed official.
"Ye dinna?" ekclaimed the vil- lager, in surprise. "Ye're awful behind the times here. In the post office where I comes from they sell ham, apples, firelighters, egge, and
hundred other things.'
A man went into a chemist's shop and asked for some sulphur, for which the assistant charged sixpence.
"Sixpence!" exclaimed the man. "Then I won't have it! Why, I I can go to the drug department and get the same amount for fourpence halfpenny."
"Yes, retorted the chemist, “and you can go to another place, too, for all I care, and get as much sulphur as you like for nothing.”
(Below) — Photos taken during the Caer Clark Cup match between Hong Kong Lâdies and St. An- drew's Mrs. Zimmern and Miss Eva Churn are shown prominent- ly concerned in the play.
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