THE CHINA MAIL FRÍDAY SUPPLEMENT, NÖVEMBER 4, 1938
Seafarers' Service At Cathedral
Golf
The annual Seafarers' Service was held at St. John's Cathedral last Sunday. Here are men of the Royal Navy leaving after the Service.
CABBAGES AND KINGS
An enthusiastic golfer came home to dinner. During the meal his wife said, "Willie tells me he caddied for you this afternoon.” "Well, do you know," said Willie's father, 'I thought I'd seen that boy before."
The Explanation
Chief-Do you believe in life after death?
Office Boy-Yes, sir. Chief-Then everything is in order. After you had gone off for the afternoon yesterday to bury your grandfather he came in here to see you.
Keep Calm
A hare, started at a peeress's dinner party, passed through Whitehall last night with snow on its boots,
It was eventually jugged by a constable in Parliament Square. Another powerful rumour to-
morrow.
Gossip
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The Baroness Blinka was very interested in an eminent writer's description of Mr. Hore-Belisha, during the last few days, as look- ing flushed but determined."
She wonders if this means that Mr. Hore-Belisha has been practi- sing Mr. Malcolm MacDonald's famous feat of walking on', his hands.
Tysch Tyighs and Táîh are ear- ly versions of the place name Tygh, according to the research information obtained by the WPA writiers project while compiling data for the Oregon Guide of the American - Guide travel book series. Captain John H. Fremont referred to that section now known as Tygh valley as Taih
Praireie. However early maps give a preference to the first two forms of spelling. It was sometime after 1875 that the name was shortened to Tygh.
The word was originally the name of an Indian tribe said to have lived in or near the Tygh valley section.
"Portland Oregonian."
THEY'RE WONDERFUL
A London magistrate deplores the fact that juvenile criminals are frightened of the police. "They should realise,” he said, "that the policeman is really their best friend-and always ready to help them out of a difficulty.
If you're feeling kind of lone-
some
And the world is all awry Take your troubles to the near-
est London copper,
For his heart just bursts
with kindness
And he'll always try to help.
He'll soon banish ali your worries-good" and pro-
per. If you've just held up a bank
clerk
And your conscience is a
bore,
He will hearken with a sym-
pathetic ear,
Just confide in dear old Ro-
bert,
And he'll be most frightfly
nice,
If you're broke, he'll buy you
pints and pints of beer. Please look upon the policeman As your true and trusty pal And he'll give you all the com-
fort of a mother.
When the burglars lose their
jemmies
Why the bobby's glad to help He'll give them half-a-crown
to buy another. When you're busy picking. poc-
keto
And your arms are full of
swag
Then the boy in blue is just
the man to meet.
He will gladly hold your bur-
den
Just to help you on your way Cos dear Robert's heart is bigger than his feet.
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