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WHEN UNDERSTANDING CAME
2.
"MUST you go?" Mary said. was there it would be a meaningless
Johnny looked at her. "It's no kiss, and it was foolish to waste good pretending. I'm going to-see a kiss.
-girl,"
So they hesitated, and understand- "Oh!" said Mary softly.
ing came. When you don't want to There was a moment of silence. The kiss a girl, even though you think you muscles in Johnny's neck twitched. He love her, the situation calls for an in- was a handsome boy, kindly, consider- vestigation. ate, honest. Mary loved him.
There was a light in Mary's apart-
He gestured hopelessly. "It's rot- ment when Johnny stopped from the ten," he said. "I've no excuse. I knew taxi. He ran up the stairs and knock- all along that sometime I'd have to go ed on her door. She opened it and he back. I-oh, what's the good of ex- stepped inside. He was breathless, plaining?"
but not from exertion, and his eyes "Please don't try," Mary said. She were shining. laid her hand gently on his arm. "I "Look!" he cried. "I've got to tell understand, Johnny. I want you to go, you something. I don't know where to I wouldn't be happy if you didn't. I begin. Everything's sort of confused couldn't be happy.'
like."
He stared at her miserably, but "Is it about the girl?" Mary asked... there was relief in his eyes, also gra- "Yea! Yes, that's it. Look, Mary, she titude.
was there in my mind for seven years. Essie didn't know he was coming. He See? Imprinted on my memory. I had · wanted to surprise her. He remem to see her, and to find out. Oh, hang bered every detail of that night he'd it! What's the good?: You couldn't gone away_seven_years ago. It was understand. No one could. You hate after the Park Association field day, me. You must hate me. I don't blame They had walked home and stopped you a bit.”
outside her front gate. Very faintly "But I do understand. Perfectly. I've they could hear the music from the had the same experience. Only with a open air dance orchestra, and see the man.”
lights against the sky from the lot He stared at her. "You! You there where the field day was being held. was a man whom you—":
"I've got to get away from here," he had told her desperately. "You want mo to, don't you, Essie?"
"Whom I thought I loved deeply. I couldn't get him out of my mind, or the idea of loving him. I had to send him "I want you to do what you think is away to find out whether I really did best," she had told him. He had lov- love him or whether it was all-silly ed her madly and taken her into his nonsense."
By Richard Hill Wilkinson
arms and kissed her and made her pro- Johnny wet his lips. "It's funny," mise she'd wait until he came back. he said. "I never thought of you hav~- And now he was coming back, ful- ing such an experience. But it's na- filling his share of the promise. He tural. Why should it only happen to still loved her. He was sure of that. me?" He hesitated. "What did you
He walked up the tree-shaded street find you loved him?” and turned in at the gate and knocked-She nodded, "I did. Very much. on the door of the frame cottage where I'd have died if he hadn't come back. she lived. Her mother answered and I was so afraid the girl he'd known |recognized_him at once. !
seven years ago would still mean some- “Johnny! Oh, I must hurry and tell thing to him. But I knew he had to Essie. Do sit down."
settle the thing in his own mind, and She came in five minutes later. She. I had to know too, so I sent him away. was still pretty, still as he had remem- But he's back. You're back for good bered her. They shook hands formal- aren't you, Johnny?” · ly, and Johnny told her all that he Johnny was not swift to grasp it, had done and she told him the things but when understanding came, he took that had happened in the town. her in his arms and wept, because
* Mrs. Moore insisted that he stay for there had been stark fear in his heart. dinner. After dinner he and Essie (Copyright, 1988, By The Associated went out onto the porch and sat alone Newspapers). in silence.
She said at last: "You remember- ed, Johnny. You came back. You went away and became famous, but you're- membered."..
"So did you!" he cried. "You wait THERE WILL NEVER
ed for me."
Then they were silent again, and Johnny knew that something was lack- ing more than words! It annoyed him. This was what he had dreamed about. This was what he wanted. He was happy. Essie still loved him," and that's all that
BE WAR AGAIN
Dearborn, Mich., October 25. “There will a war
Suddenly he contembered he hadn't again," Henry Ford, the motor kissed her. He turned, laughing: magnate, stated here to-day when haven't kissed you!" he cried. "It's presenting the latest model of the seven years and I haven't klased you!" Ford, car to press représentatives. ***Why," she said, and it was as if "Peoples have recovered and have this thought had not occurred to her understood the futility of conflicts, either, so you haven't!”!
They both laughed, and Johnny's he added. M
arm went about her shoulder and she Mr. Ford predicted a better in- leaned close to him. But the thing was dustrial and commerical year still lacking. There was something 1989 and expected greater, nales [betwist them that both were aware of,
neltiler could understand. Ho lor aclit cars in the forthcoming months.