CABBAGES AND KINGS
No Still
They tried to take an X-ray photograph of my wife's jaw, but eventually they had to get
vie camera.
a
mo
Nursery Rhyme for Grown-Ups Jack Sprat can eat no fat,
His wife can eat no-lean;
For both "plunged" on a certain
tip,
Now neither has a bean.
4
Suburban Tragedy
He (being diplomatic): I shall miss you terribly when you're away; in fact, I don't quite know what I shall do, but→→→→
She (being noble): Oh! Very well. I won't go..
* *
Prophecy
Cruise holidays will be more popular than ever this summer, I read. And carouse holidays will still have their accustomed number of devotees.
*
So Big!TM
A Hermanus fisherman has hooked a fish 20 feet long. We regret to learn that he has since dislocated both shoulders......
Doesn't Pay
The only trouble with looking impartially at both sides of question is that both sides wal- lop you for being on the other.
*
*
Knocked Spinning "Yes, I had a balance, in the bank not long ago, but since I became engaged it has all gone."
"Never mind; love makes the world go round, you know."
"Perhaps, but I never thought it would go round fast enough to make me lose my balance."
*
*K
Newlyweds
He and his 'bride had arrived in the seaside town on
their
Start of the Army individual 440. yards swimming championship at the V.R.C. Lieut. Calvert, R.E., the winner, is seen on extreme right. ("Mail" photo).
honey-moon. For hours they wandered through the streets looking for lodgings. At last the bridegroom asked a police-
man.
"Lodgings?" said the police- man. "Why the place is full of houses with apartments' cards in the windows.”
"Aye," smiled the blushing bride, "but us doesn't want apart- ments. Us wants togetherments."
爨
As a result of the cinema, the East conceives of England and America as a fantastic. lunatic asylum, with mainly criminal Junatics. Mr. Edward Thompson.
Can You Stand This?
The authorities. in Moscow think that the people of Georgia are too fond of oratory. "Every- thing is speeches down in Geor- gia!"
Obvious
A discussion was in progress at the local inn on the value of education.
One man stressed the. impor- tance of a good education, and said that everyone was at a dia- advantage without it.
"Well, I dunno,” replied an pld man, "I'm no eddicated at all, an' it seems to me that when ye're no eddicated, ye just have tas use yer brains .
HENNESSY
COGNAC BRANDY
HENNESSY AND SODA
TRY IT TO-DAY!