THE CHINA MAIL FRIDAY SUPP

MARCH 18, 1938

CABBAGES AND KINGS

Alas

"Many people consider that the figure 'one' is an unlucky num- ber," says a writer. Especially if you're caught nipping out for

it.

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Off The Menu

"Toast-racks are silly presents to give a modern bride," states a writer. After all, what's the use of them? Toast can't be brought in tins.

Graded

"London office-boys whistle hap- pily at their work," says a Pari- sian visitor. This is not quite accurate. Some just whistle at their work. And some just whistle.

No, Sir

An American journalist assures. us that it is possible to sit in some of the large public halls in the States and never hear a speak- er. We are not so well catered for here.

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My Answer

"What should a girl do if -her employer slips notes into her handbag when she isn't watch- ing?" asks a reader. Don't watch

him.

Safety First

Monkeys are very clever pick- pockets, states a Zoo keeper. Kan- garoos always give them a wide berth.

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Real Tough

Rubber tasting of chocolate

now being used in the manufac- ture of dogs' toys. My poulterer's speciality is rubber tasting turkey.

Safety Tactics

An American song writer hes changed his address twenty times in twenty-two months. It would be easier to give up song writing. ** *

Note To Wives

If a tall dark man crosses your threshold just after midnight next Friday, be thankful that he's home early for once.

Cynics Corner

Section, Corps 1st Battery, H.A.V.D.C, before moving of to Camp. ("Mail photo).

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