THE CHINA MAIL FRIDAY SUP EMENT, OCTOBER 1, 1937
LA CABBAGES
AND
KINGS
Mr. Smith (to neighbour) "Would you lend me your wire- less to-night?”
Neighbour: "Certainly; giving 3 party?"
“No, we want a quiet evening.”
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Shock
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"Is it a boy, nurse?""
"Well, the one in the middle is."
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Nothing New
Cotton fabrics should be torn and not cut, says a household Our laundry has been well aware of this for years.
hint
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Explanation Needed
Cameras reve
seconds to m
And it takes
to your wife why you did it.
Alas!
on
I read that spring cleaning is a thing of the past nowadays. This is frightfully hard lines ** those humorous writers who al ways look to the spring-cleaning joke to pay for their summer holi- days.
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Welsher
Crystal Gazer "I see you as a leader of men.
crowd behind you
great
Bookmaker: "Ah! And have y
got a good start?
Another Day
Wife: "Did you post that letter
for me, darling ???
Husband: "Very nearly, sweet- heart. I'll try again to-morrow.”
For Men Only
A man in Wisconsin has eloped with his mother in law. Pause, brother, pause, for a moment andTM "reflect what a wife that fellow
must have had.
Unnecessary
"Do you say your prayers at night, little boy?”
"Yes, sir."
“And in the morning too?”
"No, sir. There's nowt to be scared of in the morning."
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Infuriating
"Can you imagine," - said the irate wife to his friend, "any- thing more annoying than a hus- band who talks in his sleep?"
"Oh, easily,” replied the friend sweetly. "One who just grins.”
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Worse Luck.
"What are you, anyway," shout- ed Mrs. Henpeck at the height of the quarrel, “a man or a mouse?” "A man, worse luck” he cour“ tered. "If I were a mouse, you'd be up on that table yelling for help."
Double Scotch Salesman (employed by Scots man): "I have been here tea years, air, doing three men's wor for one man's salary, and now want a rise"
Sales Manager: "I doot I canna gie ye that, but if ye'll tell me the tame of the ither twa men Til
"em."
There were busy scenes at Sheerness on Sept. 17 as warships prepared to leave for the Mediterranean to strengthen the anti-piracy patrol Photo shows-Some of the destroyers at Sheerness all ready to start for the Mediterranean (Fox Copyright by Air Mail).
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Mr. Li Chor-chi, the well-known tenor, who has organised a charity function on behalf of the Hong Kong Chinese Women's Relief As- sociation at the Hong Kong Hotel Roof Garden on October 8. Mr. Li Chor-chi will render selected songs.
The Missex Wong, who will ↑
sent. Hawanan dances at the fin
tion
Out-Dionned
wife's just had quinsy “Good gracious, Jarge, many's that?"
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