THE CHINA MAIL FRIDAY SUPPLEMENT, SEPTEMBER 17, 1937

CABBAGES AND

KINGS

HE American courts have de

Taided must a wedding, by At- lantic telephone is invalid. Well. one way a man can save himself a lot of trouble is to get married by Atlantic telephone.

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Worst Joke In The Page Banknotes are said to have been used in China nearly 5,000 years ago. Thus throwing all other financial theories into Con- fucian

My Tame Typist

Thought a policewoman was

meant by the expression "a fair

cop.

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By Old Dame Experience

Clothes make the man: cars

make the pauper.

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Solemn Thought

If the modern girl isn't as fresh as paint-it's the paint's fault.

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Every Husband's Problem

Keeping his wife in cheque.

Each to his own taste but we think swimming is more fun than paddling.

photo).

Oh, wad the power the giftie

gie us To ski ourselves as other skiers.

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That Final Demand Song

"I'm heading from the last round up!"

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Impending Apology

"Lady-is particularly daft at handicrafts.”

So What's The Use?

All worm may turn, but it looks much the same the other side.

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New York's Bar Association has decided that the word "he”. includes women.

As the celebrated parson long ago put it, mankind embraces

Woman.

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Uncalled For

The girl whose boy friend for- got he had promised to take her out.

Gone Away

and note goes further," reads a headline. Mine goes so far they are soon lost sight of,

A Husband's Life One un-darned thing after an-

Another snapshot from Repulse Bay

In spite of that big hat you can

see the

this child's fa The beach is good fun, she seems

to be saying. (“Mail" photo).

An

iging pose:

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