THE CHINA MAIL, MAY 24, 1937.
This The Sort
Sort Of Man
Is This
Ain't Love Gland
In this series to-day Katherine Townsend discusses the manliest man of them all.
BER
EHOLD the simple male, fam
ed these many years in song and story.
You
Want?
The hair of his head is thick, But he's such a good guy you coarse and most often curly. His don't really want to hurt him. He hair-line is low.
nor
An Evening Alone With Him
He won't enjoy sophisticated revues unless they're broadly bawdy. and then he'll feel slightly embarrassed at having laughed so loud in front of you. More than likely you'll find him well behaved.
That
may be thoughtless but he's infinite- a In other words, he's got lot ly, unbearably sincere. The hard-hitting, hard-working, of hair.
And besides that, he's the kind you com- straight-shooting, charging bull of aIn fact, the amount of hair you of chap who worshipa male, who always says what he have shows how active your ad- pletely, blindly. thinks, does what he says, and is renal is. It, by the way, is most You wouldn't want to knock that languor. always doing something.
prop from beneath his often dark or red. Ladies, we give you the extrovert. His teeth are canine and apt to from beneath your own. He's ruled by his adrenal gland, be yellowish.
He's faithful, logical, direct, He's medium in stature, but
Like the female of the type he constant, and rather literal minded. powerful looking. You'll notice his can't stand much sun. His rosy He works hard, accepts responsibi- broad shoulders, his tremendous white skin is always freckled or lity and is efficient. chest, his short, thick neck, imme diately.
heavily marked with moles."
He's the guy in a bathing whase muscles you'll have to ment on.
suit
com-
He's got a large,
head square and a broad face.. with quite a chin. His nose is beautifully mo delled, classically defined.
His mouth is wide, but apt to be thin and determined.
At the worst he's a plodder. If he demands too much of his And you might as well know that adrenal, too often, his complexion he eats tremendously. will be dark and sallow.
Give him a little thyroid to shar- You expect a much deeper voice pen his imagination or a little pitui- to issue forth than the one you tary to increase his profundity, and hear. But it's clear and ringing you have not only a personable per- son, but a man of striking vigour, for all that.
energy and persistence.
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His hands are square and able, generally short-fingered and hairy. His nails are broad and heavy.
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You must not allow yourself to When That Adrenal Is Unstab tease or patronise this big bear of
be Here's a fellow who's rather dif- And how he is hirsute. You can't a man as much as you might
tempted to. His anger when really ferent. He's going to try miss it.
your his aroused is like thunder and light- patience, but he really needs your understanding, help and womanly ning.
once you've let yourself in for him. of He's given a little too much
always
He has hair on his chest, shoulders, his back.
She Falls For Someone himself to a world that's
Like Herself
Which Saves A Lot Of Trouble
don't often come across a face, scarcely any on her body. You don't often come across a face, scarcely any on hunty.
it's just as well. But she's seduc-
She has the thin small ~ milky- tive to you great big brutes of white teeth of childhood, probably men, and apt to be upsetting, so scalloped on the edge,⠀⠀ you had better be prepared to know her when you do meet her.
She's lovely.
She'll float toward you vision of grace.
Her face is sublimely innocent, wide-eyed and ethereal.
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She almost always has peculiar hands, and her fingernails are very, very thin that she can't wear them very long.***
One of her chief drawbacks is her almost complete irresponsibility, morally or otherwise.
to She's submissive, though disin
terested more often than not. She can't get hold of the idea that love
If it is not already too late detach yourself you might look for these further details.
She may turn out, to be. any is important. height. She is small-waisted.
Her thighs are
are arched, her legs self thin, calfless, but perhaps quite delicately beautiful.
Time after time she finds her- f in extremely difficult situations just because of this attitude.
She's by no means stupid, though| she often may pretend to be.
But she may, too, be exception- rather skin ally brilliant, though then (It's eccentric, and still unstable.
She a vile temper.
She is almost always knock-kneed and flat-footed.
And she has the loveliest you'll see this side of heaven. the calcium).
It's transparently thin skin, soft, smooth and opaquely white
has rates, your drug ad-]
a dicts, your dipsomaniacs, your sui-
filmy sheen over a creamy under- cides, are very often thymus-domi-
tone
to the touch.
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like an unearthly velvet nants.
Well, as my dear
mother used to say, since there's a little bit of She has a tiny snub nose,
thymus in the best of us, it hard- ceding chin and a high, piping ly behoves any of us voice.
Besides, thymus people almost There is never any hair on her always marry each other.
IF YOU CAN BEAR A NIGHT OUT:
You'll probably want to show your THYMUS GIRL off, She'll like that, too. So pick the most picturesque background for her -gown-
You
Don't choose a place with too many important people. may lose her.
Don't indulge in anything too strenuous or too, too intellectual And don't let her have too much to drink.
Keep that PARATHYROID YOUNG MAN away from your dull relations and your too con- ventionally-minded friends-for their sake as well as his own.
Be prepared to have him in- sult your smartest acquaintan
ce8.
Don't be difficult. And don't him hound him ever, but let talk it all out when he wants to
willing to let the adrenals shoulder the job. He's a guy that's been taking it on his protruding chin too long.
He's sick, mentally and physically. Actually, he still looks twin adrenal of his former self or his blood brother.
If you're not acutely observant you might get all tied up in marital knots before you even discover that he's a genuine neurasthenic..
and
remendous
He's got cold feet, from every “point of view.
He finds it very difficult to steer more. In a straight course any fact, he can't make up his mind about anything.
His walk, of course, has lost its aggressive spring. His manner and speech are slow and sluggish.
He's discouraged, self-distrustful. He's lost his nerve.
Yet he may still have, under- neath, that tremendous drive, that to ae- dogged will and the ability t complish something on a grand scale that characterises the adrenal. perfect Take Charles Darwin, a adrenal neurasthenic.
He was constantly beset by im-
Or With Him. Well don't hound him into going out. Let him read, smoke his pipe, pet his dog and go to bed early. He has an unstable adrenal.
agined fears and frets. But he was completely protected and helped by an unusually understanding family. in The modern adrenal is not such a position.
Four out of five of us are adrenal established four- drained with wel The only physical difference will asthenic tendencies anyway be a probable darkening of his skin. So that wither and a marked softening, moistening - little understandi of it.
sibility of genuine salvation.
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