THE CHINA MAIL, MAY 17, 1937.
If you're looking for a mate -or wondering how to make the best of the
one You've already chosen here's the series you've been waiting for!
W
K
AIN'T LOVE GLAND?
an
7E are wonderfully and fear a lovely little system of dynamos Once in a while, it is true, you'll apprentice who puts his glandular fully made. But there is no known as the ductless glanda. find a fine healthy gland drawn like knowledge to practical use amounts good reason why we should let mat- A different gland, or, perhaps, a red herring across the path ters rest at that.
of to nothing more serious than combination of glands, dominates the actual gland which dominates occasional slap in the face. Love-lives are as fearfully made each of us, is the chemical centre your subject. Don't let a little pro- as we ourselves are.'
The rewards not only warrant of our universe.
blem case disconcert you.
such trivial travail, but are so in- The little lady with the glisten- You can put on a veneer of smart
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finite we hardly know ing dark hair sitting over there in habits or smart mental
where to processes, As you become expert in this start. the red chair is fearfully made-a but underneath the silk purse will little game of gland detection you'll fantastic composition of pituitary, still remain, fundamentally, a silk recognise a red herring at adrenal and thyroid juices.
sight, or a sow's ear, as the practically every time.
You may, by formal or informal means, contrive to take her out to dinner to-night.
You may spend a small fortune on theatre tickets and supper danc- ing-only to discover that she just doesn't appreciate you.
ear.
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purse
By Katherine Townsend
case may be
of
be
an
on
Picture to yourself, if you will and can, a world where human re- lationships are resolved to
their simplest terms.
Where you know, by the tilt of a nose and the curve of a leg, why you may always and for ever clash. passionately with that particular
woman
YOU WOULDN'T TAKE
A HERRING TO
THE OCEAN
or man.
same
Then why taken a postpituitary young lady to a hot jazz show or a
dance floor?
And why take an adrenal girl to a symphony concert?
about time
cap it.
to
And
foresee
infinite possibil- ities with that other beguil
ing creature you might have once
passed by.
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. a dead giveaway The glandular secretions vary in Politely never quite see eye to anyone with a smattering of effect in man and woman. For in- eye with that one. Know why and With a bit of hard-headed intelli-.
glandular lore.
stance, a woman with the adrenal what to do The dominating gland, you see, dominant may be masculine, but a at the gence and a knowledge of some of leaves its mark in all shape, man- man the simplest, most superficial phy- ner and form of physiological detail. inferior adrenal with an sical traits of the little lady's glandular type, perhaps you might clue to the glandular type of even feminine.
Every physical characteristic is a is not therefore have stressed the boyish, shy, help your most bewildering goddess less sides of your personality.
So forbear, And made much more
and to the string of attributes, for your own progress eccentricities and fundamental reac- good, into going than you did by basting the girl in tions of her personality. luxury and dinning your masculine
off into too much Even the reactions aggressiveness into her
shell-like chanting stranger can
en- theorising pretty your own. neatly You must know the rules of the sleuth who has the time, and even types I will tell forecast by the fortunate Swallow. the
the slightest opportunity, to analyse you Do girls tell you how their hearts the little physical peculiarities that with their char- of, along are breaking-over another man? What is it in your own glandular determination of glandular type.
go along, hand in glove, with the acteristics, with-
out composition that brings
too much that in women?
You will know why Joe, with all argument. What sort of woman (glandularly and always will, why you can't be- his money, bores you to extinction apeaking) would complement that lieve a word Tom says, why Harry quality in you most successfully?
will only get you into difficulties, Before we get Are you in the habit of getting and why Dick, for all his charm, yourself married and waking up to would make the worst possible hus- the discovery that, while she may band. be very nice, she's not quite
game.
girl you thought she was?
out.
the
And you, dear girl, who are try-
ing so hard to conceal the innate
Don't think we're fooling.
and
our teeth' into".
the meat of the matter, allow us to give you, not more informa tion, but a Warn- If friendly on ing.
femininity of you, the solid yearn- you've been stymied off ing for two children and afternoon you've probably just been scatter- bridge, and who are playing up, in- ing your shot in the wrong places. stead, those 'goodfellow, lean, gay Your allure is probably just as sides of your nature-do the boys devastating as the next take you for an awful ride?
person's
all
You are about to start life over. You are about to bury your misadventures neatly in the past.
To-morrow- -in fact to-day-is a new day.
been
to the right glandular type. But you've been trying to magne- tise a stone wall or you've using the wrong ammunition,
What would be a thyroid's and meat and drink, in other words, might turn to poison, or at least to gall and wormwood, when offered to a classic thymus.
fish
The worst that can happen to the
The
You'll get nowhere that way. You'll get nowhere at all in the pursuit of amatory affection unless you know the rules. That is the reason for this sprightly series of articles by Katherine Townsend, beginning to-day.
In these articles you, will learn to tell a hyperthyroid from a thymus type at a glance-and that may spare you a whole lifetime of emo- tional misery.
Here you may learn, ladies, the little detours and oblique methods man may be roped into the matri- monial ring.
It is a gay series, yes but it is based on the best scientific know- ledge available, from a number of by which a superb adrenal gentle- schools of thought in endocrinology. Tear up those yellowing love letters!
Love is gland!
quickest way to get the best whisky:
of
And it's
In this new day we are going to be very calculating. We are going Your first step is a sorting to keep it constantly in mind that the sheep from the goats. our personalities, the mysterious not too difficult most of the time to resultant of nervous, physical forces determine around which gland the within us, are largely determined by body chemistry revolves.
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Picture a world Iwithout the lit- tle frictions and major misunder- standing 9, where you ach- ieve not only fortitude in dai- ly tasks and contacts, but that sweetest of things, com- plete bliss with the mortal that is most blissful to you.
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