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THE CHINA MAIL THURSDAY SUPPLEMENT, APRIL 15, 1937..
I would like
to know.
who the lawyer was
who said to a friend:
“A client of mine was award- ed five thousand dollars in court yesterday for being hit by a car."
"I'll bet he was pleased.”. "Yes, he said he certainly could use the one thousand dollars."
who the local golfer is who said to his wife:
"Darling, I'm going out to play golf."
"You waste so much good time playing golf and talking golf that it is driving me out of my mind.”
"Driving you out of your" mind? Darling that is no drive that is just a putt!"
who the stately gentle- man is of whom it is said that one day he was standing in front of the house when it started to rain, and his wife told him to come in and let it rain on the lawn.~
Taken at the farewell given to the Hong Kong nurses who are representing the Colony at the Coronation of King George. Seated at the table are His Excellency the Governor, Sir Andrew Caldecott, and the Colonial "Sécretary, the Hon. Mr. N. L. Smith. ("China Mail” photo).
of
who the lady is whom a rather nasty friend said that she is so skinny that she wouldn't have any shape at all if she didn't have an Adam's apple.
who the other golfer is of whom it is said that he is such a bad player that two ants climbed on top of his ball to keep from getting killed while he was making a shot.
who the two local re- sidents were who had a chat on the way home on a P. and O. liner.
"Gee, I hope I don't get sea- sick when we get out on the ocean," said one of them. "If
I got seasick I wouldn't know what to do.”:
"It makes no - difference," answered the other, "you'll do it!"
"I even get seasick in a rock- ing chair."
“Listen.— it couldn't get rougher than the last time I took a cruise.
"It was so rough the musi- cians on the boat were afraid to pass the hat around !”.
who
who the young lady is said to someone: "you ought to take singing lessons from me. Everyone says I have the largest reportoire in town."
"You should go on a diet," said the prospective student.
who that middle-aged person is of whom it is said that he is so deaf that he.. thinks the boiler factory next door is his wrist watch.
by The HEADHUNTER
Part of the huge crowd which watched last Saturday's Race Meeting was held in perfect weather. ("China Mail" photo).
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Happy Valley,
obviously
(Above) It was thrilling 'finish in the race, this section of the crowd was watching at the Valley. photo).
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